Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

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No, it's an anecdote from another delusional shut-in, not research. The margin of error on this dataset is probably over 30 points just from the sample size alone

I admire that you have the energy to destroy Kevvie’s stupid takes.

I would if he actually responded and tried counter them.

Learning that he is as tall and massive as he is, 5’11 and 230 pounds is big, he must really be an imposing figure lurking around the toy stores.

It’s one thing when it is clearly a father looking for toys for his children, but quite another when it is a danger hair man in a dress with a grating voice.
 
Learning that he is as tall and massive as he is, 5’11 and 230 pounds is big, he must really be an imposing figure lurking around the toy stores.

It’s one thing when it is clearly a father looking for toys for his children, but quite another when it is a danger hair man in a dress with a grating voice.
He's talked about his ideal height being around 5'2"-4'9", more if furry sizeplay comes in. He less seems like he wants to be a woman with that and more than likely back to the uwu child bean he wanted to be back in childhood. He went through puberty and growing up kicking and screaming, never accepting or coming to terms with it.

I really am wondering how he's going to be at the transformers convention if he goes and isn't in sever amhole complications, I could just imagine him accidentally or even on purpose bodychecking a child like a clumsy oaf to get to the next transformers toy.
 
Kevin had a controversial take on schools not telling parents their child is trans. He got a lot of pushback for it, causing him to mute the thread. [A]
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The best thing about Kevin's terrible life choices is that, no matter how much he lies to himself, he can never go back to having a functional reproductive system. He can never be a father. His hypothetical children will never have to deal with his theoretical parenting.
 
Kevin had a controversial take on schools not telling parents their child is trans. He got a lot of pushback for it, causing him to mute the thread. [A]
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I think it goes without saying, but this is obviously a lie. The only reason Kevin is fine with this hypothetical secret is because it's something that already aligns with his values. It's impossible for him to put himself into the hypothetical position of being a parent who has an issue with the secret, because he controls what the secret is in this hypothetical.

Instead Kevin how about we change up the thought experiment. What if the secret was that the teacher found your child was using KiwiFarms at school?
 
He's talked about his ideal height being around 5'2"-4'9", more if furry sizeplay comes in. He less seems like he wants to be a woman with that and more than likely back to the uwu child bean he wanted to be back in childhood. He went through puberty and growing up kicking and screaming, never accepting or coming to terms with it.
I wonder how common this might be, particularly the size thing, Jake Alley is another who has repeatedly expressed how he wished to have a "tiny gymnast" body, especially for what he considered its many advantages in getting into small spaces, and expected HRT to do this. For those unfamiliar with Jake's thread he's currently 6-3, ~300 pounds after three-ish years of the magic of HRT.

Usually, I wouldn't like to speculate about this involving individuals even in a small population size but repeated trials have indicated that all troons are almost exactly the same so my pre-testing Bayesian probabilities are much higher than with normal populations.
 
Instead Kevin how about we change up the thought experiment. What if the secret was that the teacher found your child was using KiwiFarms at school?
Going broad, which exact secrets would he be okay with having an adult share with his kid?

Even the most idealistic liberal fantasy of a teenager with fundie parents confessing to a sympathetic teacher that he might be gay... that puts a lot of onus on the teacher to decide that the parents are not trustworthy and he's in a better position to advise the kid.
 
Instead Kevin how about we change up the thought experiment. What if the secret was that the teacher found your child was using KiwiFarms at school?
It's impossible to imagine this cockless freak as a parent of any sort. Even if he did have a kid, the kid would have starved to death while he rammed Troonsformers up his ass.
For those unfamiliar with Jake's thread he's currently 6-3, ~300 pounds after three-ish years of the magic of HRT.
I'd be amazed if he's a pound under 400.
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He's definitely even fatter now too.
 
It's impossible to imagine this cockless freak as a parent of any sort. Even if he did have a kid, the kid would have starved to death while he rammed Troonsformers up his ass.
Motherfucker doesn't have the spoons to make his husband tea, and he spends a significant amount of his time jerking off to material legally considered child porn in some jurisdictions. If by some dark miracle any of his progeny made it to adulthood, we'd get the troon version of mommie dearest.
 
It's impossible to imagine this cockless freak as a parent of any sort. Even if he did have a kid, the kid would have starved to death while he rammed Troonsformers up his ass.
How dare you, he doesn't like buttstuff. He's looking to ram it up his amhole once he gets the surgery, for 500$ he said ( KEVIN NO PARTS MIGHT COME OFF OR SCRATCH YOUR AMHOLE2.0 :cryblood: ). So he'd be earning more money to buy transformers, which would help him and the kid, in that Daddy Kevin gets more transformers and doesn't tard rage at Kevin Jr.

Yeah, that poor kid would starve or sustain an injury in the first five weeks. Imagine the tardbaby that would come from Kevin's smoked stupid DNA, the poor thing might even Darwin itself.
 
Instead Kevin how about we change up the thought experiment. What if the secret was that the teacher found your child was using KiwiFarms at school?

Nah, nah, my dude, let's make it better.
The child and teachers are secretly hiding from Kevin that:
The child is an A+ student
Excels in athletics and may even get a scholarship for it!
But worst and most damning of all...
They know they're just a plain jane normie, and are completely fine with it.

I think if he found out all of that, he'd disown the kid.
This is not bad thing for this hypothetical kid considering who the parent is... :/
 
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I think it goes without saying, but this is obviously a lie. The only reason Kevin is fine with this hypothetical secret is because it's something that already aligns with his values. It's impossible for him to put himself into the hypothetical position of being a parent who has an issue with the secret, because he controls what the secret is in this hypothetical.

Instead Kevin how about we change up the thought experiment. What if the secret was that the teacher found your child was using KiwiFarms at school?

I'd take the child out for ice cream.
 
Kevvie having a kid would horribly backfire on Kevvie.

Once him, Penny and shiteater Jen forget to send it to school or the teachers become concerned with what the kid talks about their home life, and many more scenarios in which the situation alarms other more responsible adults, social services will investigate what is happening and the child will be immediately taken and homed in emergency care.

Then Kevvie would be happy as he would again have more money for transformers and not to waste on feeding that squealing brat.
 
I haven’t been keeping up with my Kevin updates and my nighttime routine is destroyed as a result, (smh I fell asleep while doing the update, so I’m posting the next morning because I’m not waiting to add more shit for tonight. That’ll come either tonight or another day) let’s go:
Bought more of them little dinosaur things [A]
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Kevin celebrated his 14th Twitter anniversary! [A]
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This is kinda weird to say about Sonic [A]
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Transformers, including an exchange with Brianna Wu, him not being about to watch the Hasbro Pulse fan stream live because he has errands, preordering a total of EIGHT Transformers. [1], [2], [3], [4]
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Kevin hasn’t worn a skirt in a long time so he was nervous about wearing it to Target, but the trans pharmacy person reassured him that troons are everywhere. [A]
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That unity/we are one fetish shit coming out again [A]
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Sexualized MtG character Elesh Norn (totally didn’t have to look it up, what the fuck) [A]
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More showing off new toys, namely Pokémon and those Warhammer cards he ordered… Last week? Two weeks ago? I don’t know, I just remember events, time all blends together for me. [1], [2]
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Preordered Tears of the Kingdom and the new Link amiibo [A]
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Mtg, discussing cards [1], [2]
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Was clearly uncomfortable with a disagreement he had with somebody over MtG [A]
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T-rex transforming toys [A]
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“Gremlin collection grows” [A]
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Had a big ass box full of toys arrive [A]
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Why the fuck isn’t the entire Stephen Universe show on Hulu [A]
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Mario Brothers movie [A]
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looking for electro [A]
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Wrote a long ass thread about why he don’t like Ratatouille, and it got even longer when he debated with somebody about it. Why? He can’t get past the part where the humans found live rats in the kitchen, and didn’t immediately call up Billy the Exterminator. [A]
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Shows off his new tapestry he bought to decorate the new desk space [A]
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This man truly spends more money weekly on toys than I do on living, and I actually have a fucking job. It's baffling. I can't comprehend how he doesn't feel guilty for being so terminally wasteful
I imagine he has cycles of guilt but never fully gives into it. He doesn't have much to feel good about, his only accomplishments by choice are toy related since he's too lazy and stunted emotionally to get gratification out of anything else, and he's in a house of hoarders. Jen and Penny both hoard things too, it's like they're a self enable network of hoarding and paranoia.

He got clean once. Then his friends got him back into it, and he isolated himself to only be around enablers so he could not have a job yet spend all his money on toys with their love and permission. He likely still feels guilt but he lives in denial is my guess.
 
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