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[AnOminous]

On 4/8, he celebrated it being a month until his revision surgery. [A]

Does this fat man realize no matter what they do between his legs, he will still be a disgusting, repulsive obvious male?

Nobody will ever mistake this man for a female. No matter how many fag surgeons take scalpels to his crotch.

This is what this man looks like. Who does he think he's fooling?

Nobody who isn't blind or has had numerous strokes would mistake this thing for a woman.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

Before and after transition pics [A]

These pictures should be shown as part of the informed consent process other troons go through before they can get HRT. I don't understand how anyone can post these in an attempt to advertise their lifestyle to others. Kevin was still ugly before trooning out, of course, but he was ugly in a -1SD way instead of a -3SD way.

 

[AnOminous]

Kevin was still ugly before trooning out, of course, but he was ugly in a -1SD way instead of a -3SD way.

Even a handsome man turns disgusting upon trooning out. A man who started out repulsive, like Kevryn, just gets even more repulsive.

 

[FinnSven]

Even a handsome man turns disgusting upon trooning out. A man who started out repulsive, like Kevryn, just gets even more repulsive.

I think they must internalize that trope in older funny comedies of a homely man dressing as a woman for reasons, only for a key character to fall in love with them.

https://youtu.be/ckGOKYrGsmE

An example from Blackadder.

 

[Oxyjen]

I think they must internalize that trope in older funny comedies of a homely man dressing as a woman for reasons, only for a key character to fall in love with them.

https://youtu.be/ckGOKYrGsmE

An example from Blackadder.

This was once a universally acknowledged funny thing.

And the converse, a woman dressing as a man and being just as obvious. https://youtu.be/RDZdB-S1n2I

 

[AMHOLIO]

Kevvie is the kind of fucker who would probably insist on being buried with his hoard so no one else could get it.

Please. I want the Transformers superfund site. I want him to be able to take them to the afterlife, his casket made from them. It would be the best thing he could do with them.

Honestly, he might just be buried alive by a toy crushing incident so maybe? His hopes is that his brain can be uploaded to a computer or new robot body, but that's very unlikely unless there's a huge breakthrough in the next 20 years.

Does this fat man realize no matter what they do between his legs, he will still be a disgusting, repulsive obvious male?

Nobody will ever mistake this man for a female. No matter how many fag surgeons take scalpels to his crotch.

He has actually said he knows he doesn't pass, only that people can tell he's visually queer, that way other queers can find him and normies know pronouns. He's just coping.

These pictures should be shown as part of the informed consent process other troons go through before they can get HRT. I don't understand how anyone can post these in an attempt to advertise their lifestyle to others. Kevin was still ugly before trooning out, of course, but he was ugly in a -1SD way instead of a -3SD way.

No, you'd be hatecrimed. It doesn't matter that Kevin is popular and happy *his words, or that people online say he's hot *his follower's words, all that matters is that he is not used to be made fun of even though he's totally successful guys.

 

[AnOminous]

He's just coping.

And seething. And being too lazy to dilate so whatever failed surgery he gets isn't going to work and he will remain the obvious dude that he is.

 

[Yamamura]

Idk, I'm kinda starting to feel a little burnt out with the Kevin updates

Big ups to you for doing them. Don't worry it's totally understandable. I have to admit I haven't been very actively lately as much as I was before because of various life events that gradually caught up to me (most probably don't recognize me but, I changed my username for reasons that are somewhat complicated).

Spoiler

Not to sound too gay here, but I've been gone for a long time and missed this thread and the users in it. It's thanks to posters like you who keep the content flowing and keep the life blood of the thread alive. At least with everything that changes in life there's one little corner of the internet I can come back to that is familiar

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Big ups to you for doing them. Don't worry it's totally understandable.

I have to do them, it’s part of my nighttime routine now. Brush teeth, floss, wash face, do useless skincare routine while going through twitter for material. Although today, there wasn’t much at all, for a change.

Lord. When your toys are too big for you to display them this may be a sign. Any logical person may consider this before buying something that was probably marketed as being giant (as in, “if I buy this, where will I put it?”) [A]

He added to that post from last night, I didn’t read it and it turns out that those toys were from his childhood. Truth be told, some of the childhood toys don’t really look too different than the toys he buys now. [A]

MtG cards [A]

A very long ass thread about a big toy and him figuring out that the shelf was a perfect place to fit it (i think, didn’t really read it) [A]

Meanwhile, Neck needs a job because it has been 3 months since he got laid off (3 months? felt shorter than that, wow) [A]

Steb tweet for content filler [A]

Spoiler: Pics

 

[On a Journey]

He was so upset that the toy didn’t move exactly the way he wanted that he was willing to break the toy and order another one? Why? It’s not like he plays with them, he can just pose it in a way that doesn’t require the arm to be bent. How much does this toy cost? Sure, it’s weird that they would put a fake joint, but how is this that big of a deal to him?

BTW thanks for posting the updates Humbert! If doing them every few days is easier for you, that’s fine. Also imo you don’t need to archive the posts where he just orders or unpacks toys unless it’s a really exorbitant amount of money or otherwise might be embarrassing for him.

 

[glass_houses]

You know what I found recently when I moved house? A handful of Little Blue Books from the 1940s that belonged to the grandmother I never met. I'm ashamed to say I'd quite forgotten them. Her handwriting in on the inside covers may be the last writing of hers that still exists on this earth, unless one of my arsehole uncles has got a letter of hers stashed away somewhere that he's refusing to admit to.

But hey, enjoy your childhood plastic, Kevin.

 

[FinnSven]

All this setting up of shelves and toy displays indicate they obviously plan on staying there long term.

Do Penny’s parents require a check on their welfare and safety?

 

[Arcade Gannon]

 

[FinnSven]

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Ghastly.

Both versions of Kevin look like sex pests.

 

[Alpaca Autopsy Expert]

I think Kev’s starting to crack…. For real this time, not like his “egg being cracked”.
The amount of plastic shit he’s surrounded himself with is excessive, even for him, and his spending is out of control.

Could it be that he’s super anxious about his upcoming revision surgery?
The pain, dilation, disappointment… all confirming that he just castrated himself and doesn’t have anything close to a real vagina. The fact that it needs to be revised at all means it was a total failure and he basically ruined whatever lame life he had.

 

[AngryTreeRat]

You know the frustrating thing about Kevin, is while I'm a nerd and collect shit, he happens to be focused on parts of nerd culture I know little about, and his pictures are so trash I can't even try to appreciate the quality or lack of for these toys. I used to have a friend who really into action figure conversion, and while I never got into it, it got me curious and I learned a whole bunch about how toys are made and signs of quality or lack thereof. And as a nerd, I do own a few figures. Often being willing to spend good money on a high quality figure that will look good on my shelf, and I have learned a lot about what makes a good figure not only look good, but actually last the odd cat bumping it over or whatever. There is an entire world here that we could be digging into, and Kevin never seems to talk about it.

 

[Yamamura]

I think Kev’s starting to crack…. For real this time, not like his “egg being cracked”.
The amount of plastic shit he’s surrounded himself with is excessive, even for him, and his spending is out of control.

He certainly is upset about something. Buying toys is basically his main escapism besides smoking weed I think. It reminds me of how in the Addams family when Gomez is playing with his toy trains the rest of the family takes it as a indication that he's troubled about something. What I'm saying is buying toys is like Kevin's version of drinking.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

What I'm saying is buying toys is like Kevin's version of drinking.

I'm pretty sure drinking is both healthier and less expensive- he should consider taking that up instead.

 

[FinnSven]

I'm pretty sure drinking is both healthier and less expensive- he should consider taking that up instead.

And other adults would take him more seriously, even if he drinks to the point of being a slobbering derelict.

 

[AMHOLIO]

And other adults would take him more seriously, even if he drinks to the point of being a slobbering derelict.

He'd look like the troon version how Ralph does now without the Portuguese fight club damage.