Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Transbian Fluffer]

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This is so fucking ridicolus... I mean,i sort of understand real gay men do this pussy-fish thing for a joke, but these confused tiny pooners with a pussy themselfs? Seriously,it just show their mental illness more than anything.

I was never a so-called 'Chad' by any means,but i certainly had my fair share, or more.,of women back in the day and only once did i encounter anything resembling that kind of smell and she obviously had a kind infection going on-never did i experience otherwise. A normal and healthy pussy doesnt smell or taste anything special. I'm sorry for tmi but im seriously gettin to old for this madness online these days

 

[Glowie]

Behold!
Pooner god feels pretty!
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"I would fuck me~"

 

[Meiwaku]

This is so fucking ridicolus... I mean,i sort of understand real gay men do this pussy-fish thing for a joke, but these confused tiny pooners with a pussy themselfs? Seriously,it just show their mental illness more than anything.

I was never a so-called 'Chad' by any means,but i certainly had my fair share, or more.,of women back in the day and only once did i encounter anything resembling that kind of smell and she obviously had a kind infection going on-never did i experience otherwise. A normal and healthy pussy doesnt smell or taste anything special. I'm sorry for tmi but im seriously gettin to old for this madness online these days

Read literally a page behind and it explains why the tuna meme is true for them. Chronic bacterial vaginosis caused by Testosterone.

 

[Law]

I'm sorry for tmi but im seriously gettin to old for this madness online these days

You will live to see man-made horrors beyond your comprehension.

 

[monstrous bubo]

Twitter asks what this is. It’s clearly a pooner on a solo nudie run. You’ll get there too, li’l pooner!

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[Hepativore]

Read literally a page behind and it explains why the tuna meme is true for them. Chronic bacterial vaginosis caused by Testosterone.

HRT can also cause chronic yeast infections. It must be horrible for women to be a perpetual stinky, itchy, and burning mess down there just so you can unsuccessfully LARP as a male.

 

[*distant thrum*]

I've recently been bullying my youtube algorithm to try and see what obscure shit I can get it to vomit out. Today it blessed(?) me with probably the most unfortunate homunculus of genetics and hormones I've encountered in a while plus she's a booktuber to boot, what a heccin' manly bro dude. Something about this poor little pooner just seems so uniquely off, at least to me personally. Also those fucking glasses, OOF little dood.

 

[CrispyLegs]

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She looks like the girl from Hereditary grew a beard

 

[Gender: Xenomorph]

I've recently been bullying my youtube algorithm to try and see what obscure shit I can get it to vomit out. Today it blessed(?) me with probably the most unfortunate homunculus of genetics and hormones I've encountered in a while plus she's a booktuber to boot, what a heccin' manly bro dude. Something about this poor little pooner just seems so uniquely off, at least to me personally. Also those fucking glasses, OOF little dood.

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Beautiful specimen lmao.

 

[Slur Generator]

I've recently been bullying my youtube algorithm to try and see what obscure shit I can get it to vomit out. Today it blessed(?) me with probably the most unfortunate homunculus of genetics and hormones I've encountered in a while plus she's a booktuber to boot, what a heccin' manly bro dude. Something about this poor little pooner just seems so uniquely off, at least to me personally. Also those fucking glasses, OOF little dood.

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I had the urge to leave a comment but when i saw that she had 2 comments and 100 views i stopped. The algorithm truly does work in mysterious ways. This magnificent hidden pooner must not be disturbed.
Her face doesn't look right. Do you think she has some syndrome or just the horrifying effects of testosterone on a ugly female face?

 

[Kujo Jotaro]

Behold!
Pooner god feels pretty!
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Is it just me, or does she look like a 50 year old amish man?

 

[Procrastinhater]

I had the urge to leave a comment but when i saw that she had 2 comments and 100 views i stopped. The algorithm truly does work in mysterious ways. This magnificent hidden pooner must not be disturbed.
Her face doesn't look right. Do you think she has some syndrome or just the horrifying effects of testosterone on a ugly female face?

She definitely looks like she has a mild version of one of those fucked up syndromes you see on the Special Books for Special Kids channel where that guy goes round showing off all the different kinds of tards.
Testosterone hasnt helped.

 

[The Skeksis Emperor]

Her face doesn't look right. Do you think she has some syndrome or just the horrifying effects of testosterone on a ugly female face?

It looks like she has mild Treacher Collins syndrome. Nope, wrong, see posts below.
That's not an easy thing to deal with as a young person and I feel for her. But trooning is not going to help.

 

[Kalsarikännit]

boymoders and pooners are marsupials

They even have the characteristic short life spans.

 

[Wendy Wheelchair]

Testosterone causes pussy to stereotypically smell like fish because it disrupts the pH level inside the vagina which allows harmful and odorous bacteria to gain a foothold and cause chronic bacterial vaginosis.

This is fucking gold!!! Nothing manlier than crying about how much your vagina stinks! These dyke FtMs are often the worst because they think they can "finally get the girl" they want by "being a man", but they completely miss the point of why most women want to be with men. If anything, these types are so insecure that they often only date longterm with women who enjoy manipulating them. It's hard not to take advantage of someone who would literally cut their tits off and stink up their vagina just for the delusional idea that it might improve their chances of being with someone.

Also, what is this woman's concept of what "being a man" is and how does she believe she's achieving it? Because there is nothing masculine about the vast vast majority of these pooners.

Do you think she has some syndrome or just the horrifying effects of testosterone on a ugly female face?

Guys, it's obvious: she's just Anglo.

 

[Hepativore]

This is fucking gold!!! Nothing manlier than crying about how much your vagina stinks! These dyke FtMs are often the worst because they think they can "finally get the girl" they want by "being a man" but completely miss the point of why some women want to be with men. Like what is this woman's concept of what "being a man" is and how does she believe she's achieving it?

Guys, it's obvious: she's just Anglo.

The icing on the cake is that her vagina stinks so much that she seems to be attracting flies...it must be like being in the middle of a Death Valley fish market when near her vicinity.

I mean, it would have been so much easier for her to accept the fact that she is a lesbian instead of turning into a pooner and wrecking yourself with HRT and getting a mastectomy.

 

[YourFriendlyLurker 2.0]

I've recently been bullying my youtube algorithm to try and see what obscure shit I can get it to vomit out. Today it blessed(?) me with probably the most unfortunate homunculus of genetics and hormones I've encountered in a while plus she's a booktuber to boot, what a heccin' manly bro dude. Something about this poor little pooner just seems so uniquely off, at least to me personally. Also those fucking glasses, OOF little dood.

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I am sad and MATI.

She is def dealing with some syndrome that makes the uneasy life of ugly girl a super hard mode. Since she obviously likes to read, she is not completely retarded, and perhaps could have been an interesting person once one knew her better. What she needed was support and psychological treatment, not fucking T.

Giving hormones to the depressed person with obvious health problems is a case of medical malpractice. Regulators should finally get their heads from their asses and look what is happening in the industry.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

I had the urge to leave a comment but when i saw that she had 2 comments and 100 views i stopped. The algorithm truly does work in mysterious ways. This magnificent hidden pooner must not be disturbed.
Her face doesn't look right. Do you think she has some syndrome or just the horrifying effects of testosterone on a ugly female face?

Good call - leave her alone! She's adorable and doing her thing.

I spent 10 minutes trying to figure out that accent. Some of sounded like "Indian heritage person raised in London," some American, some Irish. ...she's actually Dutch.

And here are answers on her condition, from her site:

My name is Joram, or as I am more commonly known online XCVIII, or XC for short. I go by They/He and am 23 years old and live in the Netherlands.

I have Osteogenesis Imperfecta combined with severe chronic fatigue. Due to this I am always tired and in pain. I struggle with being out of bed for more than 4 hours a day, which is only getting progressively worse. I had to find hobbies I could do from bed and reading became 1 of the main ones. Even when I feel like shit, or am in a lot of pain I can always pick up a book, or put on an audiobook and let myself be transported to another place, be it a high fantasy realm filled with fantastical races or an american suburb with little fires everywhere. This has greatly improved the quality of my life. I have created this blog to share that love of reading with others.

 

[Greggs]

These remind me of harlequin-type ichthyosis and I regres checking out this trend.

 

[Law]

I have toiled in the poonmines

First draft of a Puscifer song