Ethan Klein / h3h3Productions - Opportunistic, two-faced e-celeb sperg with a penchant for hypocrisy and an Oedipus complex; sold out to Susan Wojcicki, the incompetent CEO of YouTube

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AirdropShitposts said:
Oh no, poor Hila. I hope she can get through this.
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That woman has survived living in a shitty desert country surrounded by deadly terrorist gangs, and even worse, living with a morbidly obsese pizza munching demon with a scat fetish who had to artificially impregnate her in a lab because his brain and penis were destroyed by watching prolapse porn and probably worse stuff. She'll be fine. Heck, she's already in the process of thirst trapping a new mate online. They're definitely sleeping in separate beds at this point.
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A Rastafarian Skeleton said:
That woman has survived living in a shitty desert country surrounded by deadly terrorist gangs, and even worse, living with a morbidly obsese pizza munching demon with a scat fetish who had to artificially impregnate her in a lab because his brain and penis were destroyed by watching prolapse porn and probably worse stuff. She'll be fine. Heck, she's already in the process of thirst trapping a new mate online. They're definitely sleeping in separate beds at this point.
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Yeah if Hila ever wanted to leave she could get someone way better and ream Ethan in the divorce. Either drop all the dirt from when they were together or threaten to so that he pays what he fuckin owes.
 
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Dupree said:
Who's the new guy?
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I think it’s the mizrahi brow that really puts it over edge. She could easily look more feminine if she didn’t get Freddie Mercury’s makeup artist to do her and perhaps gain 20 pounds. And Ethan to look more masculine by losing 20 pounds. I wonder how they’ll do it?
 
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Praise Jehovah!

It’s an Easter miracle!

Like Jesus rose from the dead Easter Sunday after getting killed by kikes, this sandnigger came out of the International Terminal in Tehran with a suitcase loaded with Jewgold.

Couldn’t have happened to a more deserving heeb.

2023 really is the year of the lolcow!
 
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Kees H said:
More whining from this Jew. I really think he just didn't read the fucking contract at this point, no one can be this dumb, from what I've heard every MCN takes part of sub and advertisement revenue. From what other source of income would they operate from? Charity?

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sign a contract saying "I give you 30% of my shit" then get 30% of your shit taken. :stress: what a devious scam. get the outrage bat signal in the sky. this crime must be answered for.
 
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CowPox said:
Has this ever been confirmed? To me he reeks of trust fund or something?
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Yeah he told the story himself in a video. I can't give you sauce because it's been about 5 years, most likely pre-podcast when he wasn't yet as cringe, and I ain't wading through all of that shit. He said that after Hila moved to the US to live with him, for some time they lived in poverty and struggled to make ends meet. IIRC at one point he dropped the rest of his savings on a bag of weed and resold it to college kids at a profit.
 
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