Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

[Falcon Sebben]

There is a 95% chance his plan is to obtain his diploma mill degree in video game design (a field he will never pursue), apply for the JET program, find a virginal nip wife in the inaka village he gets placed in, and spend the rest of his days as the local Charisma Man who is always waiting for the next seasonal matsuri where he gets a socially acceptable chance to wear a yukata. And hopefully his future wife never discovers that he used to call himself "chibi."

I don't think JET solicits on the Full Sail campus and even if they do unless he goes for a 4 year degree program and Japan accepts it, he's not going anywhere.

But I still want to see him try because the fallout from it would be glorious. Not only trying to navigate Japan without the use of a translator but his attempt to get his visa to stay there while still walking around looking like a tool.

And yes, if by some miracle he does wind up on the JET program he'll be placed where they need him so I'm hoping for some place far off from Tokyo where there's no English signage and everybody will stare at the gaijin walking about whether he's dressed in costume or not.

I'd say Chibi is SOL on doing the JET program because there's an age cutoff but then again the 10k autism tour still took him and that too had a age cutoff.

They've recently changed it so there's no age limit. But it is very competitive and they judge you based on attitude, eagerness and the ability to adapt to a different culture.

Even then I don't see him getting in. He's too much of a spaz.

 

[MavisBeaconTeachesSnipin]

obligatory

 

[BINGBINGWAHOO!]

they also don't have freedom, and kill themselves after working 80 hours a week for years. lmao political chibi is dumbest chibi, the most surface level shit imaginable

Yeah this is it. He's literally too retarded to think deeply about things and form convictions that he stands by.

How ironic it is that the biggest detractors of the farms are the ones who would fit in best here.

Meh, the suicide rate is lower in Japan than in the US, they work fewer hours on average than Americans, and it has a higher “freedom score” as well

But, *CavemanDCJ voice* yes you are correct. Chibi is retarded

 

[hfuenms83]

Well, that Adam encounters this problem is proof that he is in fact studying the language for real. Ill give him props for that.

That Adam asks that question is also blatant admission of the fact that so far he has been solely using translation engines when he posted Japanese text or responded to Japanese tweets. That is because this problem is usually discussed in the first few chapters of beginner text books.

Also, with his degenerate, perfectly wrinkle free brain he will never get the difference and keep using the particles wrongly.

 

[Wodanaz]

and it has a higher “freedom score” as well

lmao nigger 90% of the countries higher than america have laws against hatespeech and holocaust denial

 

[TV's Adam West]

Hasn't this cat died like 7 times already?

 

[BINGBINGWAHOO!]

lmao nigger 90% of the countries higher than america have laws against hatespeech and holocaust denial

Yeah freedom is a pretty dumb thing to try and measure, no argument here. Doesn’t change the fact that you still pulled the suicide and working hours figures out of your ass;

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_average_annual_labor_hours

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_suicide_rate

 

[moocow]

Hasn't this cat died like 7 times already?

Two lives to go. Poor cat.

 

[PoopyFarts]

Two lives to go. Poor cat.

Both of them to be spent with Chibi. Unfortunate!

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Well, that Adam encounters this problem is proof that he is in fact studying the language for real. Ill give him props for that.
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That Adam asks that question is also blatant admission of the fact that so far he has been solely using translation engines when he posted Japanese text or responded to Japanese tweets. That is because this problem is usually discussed in the first few chapters of beginner text books.

Also, with his degenerate, perfectly wrinkle free brain he will never get the difference and keep using the particles wrongly.

90% of the time it's Subject VS Object. The other 10% of the time it's not. That's Japanese in a nutshell. Most of it is rule based. And then you come across those bits that don't fit the rules.

The best part of it is as a gaijin you can get away with using the wrong one.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

If Adam landed a Japanese girlfriend and the time comes to break up with her.

Spoiler: long rant, so I spoiled it.

What is it with Weebs and wanting jap gfs? I can say this ,coming from family members,: most Japanese women don’t want white husbands (almost none want blacks). It’s common, the same race want to fuck the same type. Japanese women want to fuck Japanese men. Black women want to fuck black men. White women want to fuck white men. It’s normal. Very few times, some jap women do list after white cock, but it’s for odd reasons
PL( I guess) I remember asking a close female Japanese relative why she married into my family and why she didn’t marry a Japanese. She said, “I was wild at that time and wasn’t thinking”. Honestly, this make sense. Japanese women are more focus on money and having a brighter future than sucking on some hakujin chinpo. They bitch more about money than any other women and come down harder on their men than most.
I remember having a conversation with my relative’s brother and how he said he just want to stay at his work place and never see his wife again. Adam, Japan isn’t anime. The Japanese yen is worth less than the dollar and they have to work more and no jap want to suck your small weeb dick if you aren’t being home the big bucks. Hell, most wouldn’t even bother.
The Japanese women who lust after the white cock are the slant version of the classic BPD. Keep that in mind before lusting after some nippon manko, Adam.

 

[Wodanaz]

Spoiler: long rant, so I spoiled it.

What is it with Weebs and wanting jap gfs? I can say this ,coming from family members,: most Japanese women don’t want white husbands (almost none want blacks). It’s common, the same race want to fuck the same type. Japanese women want to fuck Japanese men. Black women want to fuck black men. White women want to fuck white men. It’s normal. Very few times, some jap women do list after white cock, but it’s for odd reasons
PL( I guess) I remember asking a close female Japanese relative why she married into my family and why she didn’t marry a Japanese. She said, “I was wild at that time and wasn’t thinking”. Honestly, this make sense. Japanese women are more focus on money and having a brighter future than sucking on some hakujin chinpo. They bitch more about money than any other women and come down harder on their men than most.
I remember having a conversation with my relative’s brother and how he said he just want to stay at his work place and never see his wife again. Adam, Japan isn’t anime. The Japanese yen is worth less than the dollar and they have to work more and no jap want to suck your small weeb dick if you aren’t being home the big bucks. Hell, most wouldn’t even bother.
The Japanese women who lust after the white cock are the slant version of the classic BPD. Keep that in mind before lusting after some nippon manko, Adam.

If you haven't noticed, weebs don't know shit about Japan or the Japanese. I highly doubt chibi has had any conversations like the ones you describe. He just coasts through life, oblivious to nature and its truths. In fact, he finds the few he knows of repugnant.

 

[hfuenms83]

What is it with Weebs and wanting jap gfs?.

Yellow fever.
Feminine/childish behavior by culture more so than in the west.
They look younger due to rounder faces.
Kawaii voice.

Plays into Adams pedophilic tendencies.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Plays into Adams pedophilic tendencies.

I always found it creepy that men, and some women, obsess with Japanese youthful look. I swear anime/weeb crap can turn people into pedos. like the old memes of "the age of consent in Japan is..." or "she looks five, but she's a five-hundred-year-old dragon." I swear, if Adam were to cut off the anime/jap game/ Japanese "pop culture", his mind might clear up a little bit, but I don't know. I'm not a psychiatrist.

 

[scallion]

What is it with Weebs and wanting jap gfs?

Perceived naivety from foreigner girls plays into it as well. Weebs think they can stand out by being White and anime will have you believe Jap girls are all ditzy and childlike and easy to take advantage of. Asian girls in America are probably the worst category of women to go for too (I live near a college town), they're spoiled as fuck and materialistic and no more pure than whitu piggu and the ones dating White men are fucking crazy.
All that being said I hope Adam gets one

 

[Wonathan Joss]

Come on, guys, you're all just haters. I believe in you, Chibi. You WILL get that sweet asian pussy. You WILL get to suck on some nip's nips. Japanese women fucking LOVE white dudes, especially autistic weebs who dress as Joker in public and wear kingdom hearts leather cosplay jackets during hot summer days.

 

[TV's Adam West]

Come on, guys, you're all just haters. I believe in you, Chibi. You WILL get that sweet asian pussy. You WILL get to suck on some nip's nips. Japanese women fucking LOVE white dudes, especially autistic weebs who dress as Joker in public and wear kingdom hearts leather cosplay jackets during hot summer days.

He's only going to Japan to secure his QT GF. Once he's in, he'll swoop her away to his gamer compound in Florida.

 

[TheGuntinator]

Sooner or later Chibi will stink up an onsen full of Yakuza grunts and then he'll disappear from the Internet forever.

Murder is kinda a big deal even in Japan's criminal underworld. He might get roughed up if he autisms it up too hard to notice a Yakuza getting annoyed with him but let's be real. I know this because I played the hit video game of the same name which presents a very realistic depiction of interactions in the criminal underworld.

Asian girls in America are probably the worst category of women to go for too (I live near a college town), they're spoiled as fuck and materialistic

The issue there is anyone with money to immigrate has enough money to know they're better than you. Doesn't matter where they come from, because they likely have a good education and daddy's money.

 

[Staffy]

Yellow fever.
Feminine/childish behavior by culture more so than in the west.
They look younger due to rounder faces.
Kawaii voice.

Plays into Adams pedophilic tendencies.

There's also the possible simple reason that Chibi watched too much JAVs.

 

[TATE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODE!!]

Murder is kinda a big deal even in Japan's criminal underworld. He might get roughed up if he autisms it up too hard to notice a Yakuza getting annoyed with him but let's be real. I know this because I played the hit video game of the same name which presents a very realistic depiction of interactions in the criminal underworld.

Yakuza aren't much of a thing anymore, just glorified thugs and child pornographers.

Can see him getting his ass kicked by someone's angry father or brother though.