Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.

[sanguiduct]

Did you forget to update the software on your digital little orphan annie decoder ring?

The LAST fucking thing Shane needs to do is drink more ovaltine.

 

[AnOminous]

Wait quietly for the Nok(es)

Nice gunt he has going on there.

 

[RussianParasite]

You should overcome your fear by posting a picture of the last thing a child sees before being molested by Shame.

I shall not be terrorized.

 

[A Sunset]

You should overcome your fear by posting a picture of the last thing a child sees before being molested by Shame.

You’re right. I will not be controlled by this pedophile.


“Do you want some candy, little girl? It’s right there in the back. I’ve got all your favorites. Just get on in there and Uncle Shane will be right with you.”

His attraction goes beyond just the virgin aspect, it's the "physically attractive" qualities of the underage virgin that drive him. But he's also not "a bad person "

WTF is this post. It took me a second to understand what he was even trying to say. He’s such a fucking creepy-ass groomer. “If you’re a creep who goes after virgins because you’re bad at sex, that’s not fair to the underage virgins. They deserve better. Someone like me, who can fuck them right the way they deserve.”

WTF is wrong with you Shame. Also, no virgin in the world wants your disgusting hairy ape Micropenis. 17 years olds don’t like stinky fat old guys who are disabled and have broken teeth. No matter how much you fantasize about it while you masturbate your Microsoft using a pair of tweezers.

 

[Maude Snew]

I bet Shame got too close to Shatner at a con, inserted his gunt into Shatners personal space and breathed his fetid broken toothed breath in his face while sperging about his expertise in both Microsoft and asking women for nudes of their underage daughters, Shatner rightfully recoiled and to this day Shame can't over it.

Word is Shatner is to this very day afraid of Shane's 1337 H4X0R skills so he carries a butter knife on a chain around his neck, like one would carry a cross to ward of vampires.

 

[UtopiaGuy]

Being awful is a choice. All this guy has to do is choose not to be an awful human being any more. Really, it's that simple. The process may not be easy and it may take time, but it would be totally worth it and lead to a better, happier life. And like anything, it'd be easier the more he practices it.

But he won't.

Everything wrong in his life is "someone else's fault," blah, blah, blah.

 

[Friendly Arbys Employee]

Shame is either planning on moving to Australia, or more likely has already contacted the troon brigade and is buying into their bullshit.
You should trust them, especially when they say your Thailand inverted penis would be "better than God's design."
I hope you enjoy path #2.

 

[AnOminous]

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Shame is either planning on moving to Australia, or more likely has already contacted the troon brigade and is buying into their bullshit.
You should trust them, especially when they say your Thailand inverted penis would be "better than God's design."
I hope you enjoy path #2.

Nobody gives a flying fuck about Australia, their fag citizens, or their fag laws. Australia can all line up and suck our gigantic Americocks.

 

[A Sunset]

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Shame is either planning on moving to Australia, or more likely has already contacted the troon brigade and is buying into their bullshit.
You should trust them, especially when they say your Thailand inverted penis would be "better than God's design."
I hope you enjoy path #2.

Shame is so not bothered by his Kiwi Farms thread, and users archiving evidence of his pedophilia and retardation, that he’s looking into the details of international hosting laws for the Kiwi Farms. Because, you know, that’s what people who don’t care about a website do..

Enjoy your new conversations with chomo eunuchs, also mad about their pedophilia being exposed on Kiwi Farms, big fat Shame. You’re ugly and have bitch tits. Did I mention you’re fat?


Nice bowling ball gut and mask outdoors, stupid.

 

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

Happy Easter Kiwifrens! Just a reminder that Shane Nokes is a gross fat pervert who fantasizes publicly on multiple websites about teenagers and virgins. His girlfriend should probably find a different person to be with who would actually marry her and give her children that aren't retarded. Easter is super fun with kids.

NOT IN THAT WAY, SHANE!

 

[Nig🞗A🞗Roni]

William Shatner is 5'10", why is Shame so much taller than him in this? It doesn't look to me like Shatner's sitting down or anything

 

[Friendly Arbys Employee]

View attachment 5019615William Shatner is 5'10", why is Shame so much taller than him in this? It doesn't look to me like Shatner's sitting down or anything

it looks like he's sitting on a stool to me.

You'll also notice there is no signature on this particular photo.
Shame somehow brought up his extensive Microsoft SS/FBI career and pissed Shatner off.
Shame seethes at this, but in his mind it is of course William Shatner's fault. He calls him "Bill" out of disrespect, and seethes all over twitter about how Big Bad Bill is such a meanie weenie.

There is just no accountability for his lies. When he is caught in them, he just tells people to win a darwin award and blocks.

It really pisses him off and throws him for a loop that he cannot block his kiwifarms thead being what people find when "Shane Nokes" is searched.

Also, Shane Edward Nokes has STILL not denied being a pedophile.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Man, I just hope none of Shane's old coworkers at Microsoft ever see this thread and see all the stuff one of their leaders was posting online, like you just know Steve Ballmer is going to lose his shit over what a key veteran of the company posts online. J Allard would have never dishonored the legacy of the Xbox like this.

 

[A Sunset]

Man, I just hope none of Shane's old coworkers at Microsoft ever see this thread and see all the stuff one of their leaders was posting online, like you just know Steve Ballmer is going to lose his shit over what a key veteran of the company posts online. J Allard would have never dishonored the legacy of the Xbox like this.

Imagine finding out that Steve Jobs was actually a fat, balding pedophile who got raped by a butter knife and lied about being a Jew to own a Trump supporter. That would be a really fucked up, dark day.

That’s what we’re looking at here with the revelations about “Mover and Shaker” Shame Porkins, one of the legends of Silicon Valley.

It really pisses him off and throws him for a loop that he cannot block his kiwifarms thead being what people find when "Shane Nokes" is searched.

Also, Shane Edward Nokes has STILL not denied being a pedophile.

Too bad, unlike in his Twitter hugbox, Shame can’t just block Kiwi Farms and tell us to win a Darwin Award, before hiding our replies like a faggot. Maybe that’s why he’s searching obscure Australian Internet law, desperately hoping for any W against the thread.

It does make me MATI that he doesn’t address the pedophilia. That’s fucked. He only ignores things he knows he can’t defend. Like his fake hacking lie about ONA, or the fact that his girlfriend/Never-Wife is fat.

Fuck you Shame, you kiddy-diddler.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Imagine finding out that Steve Jobs was actually a fat, balding pedophile who got raped by a butter knife and lied about being a Jew to own a Trump supporter. That would be a really fucked up, dark day.

That’s what we’re looking at here with the revelations about “Mover and Shaker” Shame Porkins, one of the legends of Silicon Valley.

The flaw in this movie was always how they cut out Shane from all the scenes and made it look like Bill Gates outfoxed Steve Jobs without Shane's guidance:

 

[Nig🞗A🞗Roni]

You'll also notice there is no signature on this particular photo.

Oh shit lol you're right, Shame was probably being overly familiar and "Bill" couldn't stand being in the same room as this smelly, chinless retard long enough to scribble out a signature and told him to gtfo.

He's lucky Shame didn't call in the heavies right then and there and have him deported back to Canada. And banned from Xbox Live.

Also, in light of recent developments, and I hate to be the one to have to tell you guys this, but it's looking more and more like Shane Nokes is in fact a pedophile.

 

[internet friend]

Also, in light of recent developments, and I hate to be the one to have to tell you guys this, but it's looking more and more like Shane Nokes is in fact a pedophile

And even worse, he's looking more and more fat too

 

[Broadside]

Shame (aka DewThePDX),

I am concerned about your mental health.
I know after your literal decades working for both Microsoft and The Government, you must be used to people treating you with a well-earned respect.
It must be nuts having such a background, attracting multiple people trying to steal your identity every single month, just for the taste of that raw Nokes power and authority.

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It must suck since you retired and now spend your life on this "cesspool" you called social media: hunting the big bad guys, yelling at random Christians, threatening people over star trek lore...

We can't be making things easier on you.

How many times have you had to watch Willy Wonka over the last week?

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What do you get when you guzzle down sweets?
You eat as much as an elephant eats?
What are you at, getting terribly fat
What do you think about that?

I don't like the look of it.

Big hard Shane who'll put his fist in your face can't go to sleep without children's films on in the background. What a fucking pathetic manchild you are Shane.

 

[Dieter Laser]

Let me make sure I’m up to speed.

Shane Nokes is fat, unemployed, disabled by choice, poor, married to a guntess AND a pedophile.

Did I miss anything important for the SEO or did I cover it all?

 

[Picnic_Boy]

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Nice bowling ball gut and mask outdoors, stupid.

20 years? Yeah, right. We all know you prefer 13, Shane.