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You wouldn't have to replace tools if you stopped leaving them outside to rust Patrick.
I thought he threw a couple of sausages on it before he gave it a proper burial. Now that you meantion it those are actually his fingers. What a fat fucker.I've used hammers for almost 50 years. I've never seen anything remotely like that happen. What the fuck did he do to get that result? I can't even imagine a way to misuse a hammer that leads to that result.
This isn't just normal retardation. This is advanced, concentrated retardation.
It takes a completely loathsome, at least three extra chromosomes fat mongoloid to fuck up badly enough that a hammer ends up looking like that.
What the fuck did he do?
And he actually posted this "I am the biggest retard ever to live" picture of his own volition. If I'd ever somehow done whatever the fuck he did to a hammer I'd never publicly admit to it.