DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Lady Adjani]

I hate this fake fucking wop shit he does so much. I'd love for him to go to his precious motherland of Foggia, probably look something like this old meme.

You’d think he’d drop the whole italian ancestry bs at this point, you’ve never been to the country nor do you speak the language, stop it.

 

[Organized Derailment]

You’d think he’d drop the whole italian ancestry bs at this point, you’ve never been to the country nor do you speak the language, stop it.

But.. his hair is greasy.

 

[PenskeMaterial]

And he loves Zucchini. Two clear signs that he's an authentic eye-talian.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

I love how he never includes his own name just refers to himself as "sleepy gamer" because his name/brand is so toxified.

 

[Robust User]

And he loves Zucchini. Two clear signs that he's an authentic eye-talian.

I bet he's never had zucchini bread. Probably only eats zucchini when it's cooked like eggplant parmesan.

 

[Comma]

He's so salty, he's about to ragequit Metroid, lol.

"I'd rather chill with you guys for the next hour!"

-EDIT-

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[ZehnBoat]

 

[PieceofShet]

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I love how he never includes his own name just refers to himself as "sleepy gamer" because his name/brand is so toxified.

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I disabled shorts from youtube cause they are fukin cancer.

Did he upload a video mocking himself? Does that mean its okay to mention him sleeping on streams being bored to death?

 

[clothes in my closet]

I almost got whiplash from how fast Phil leaned over to ban this guy. He's scanning his chart hard now.

 

[Iron Hamster]

I almost got whiplash from how fast Phil leaned over to ban this guy. He's scanning his chart hard now.

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that from today?

 

[clothes in my closet]

that from today?

Yeah, during the boss fight. He had to pause the game to get rid of him. Sorry for double post

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

Josh Poem noted this on the bird app.

The MOMENT a game presents a hint of a challenge, he throws out the infamous sentence in the DSP lingo: he would rather "just chill with his audience than play the game anymore." He's done this over the past three games he's played. The money is talking, of course. He's gotta get those Hogan's, dood! He's gotta get that DoorDash order in, dood!

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Josh Poem noted this on the bird app.

The MOMENT a game presents a hint of a challenge, he throws out the infamous sentence in the DSP lingo: he would rather "just chill with his audience than play the game anymore." He's done this over the past three games he's played. The money is talking, of course. He's gotta get those Hogan's, dood! He's gotta get that DoorDash order in, dood!

I remember a month or two back during COD he got so mad he just quit playing and did Q&A for the last hour instead of playing. I expect that we will see a lot more of that in the future.

 

[ZehnBoat]

Josh Poem noted this on the bird app.

The MOMENT a game presents a hint of a challenge, he throws out the infamous sentence in the DSP lingo: he would rather "just chill with his audience than play the game anymore." He's done this over the past three games he's played. The money is talking, of course. He's gotta get those Hogan's, dood! He's gotta get that DoorDash order in, dood!

poor phil's brain
drowning in gin and smoothing out

 

[Balr0g]

I remember a month or two back during COD he got so mad he just quit playing and did Q&A for the last hour instead of playing. I expect that we will see a lot more of that in the future.

Oh man just imagine how his SF 6 streams go when another Chris G rips him to pieces? "Dood the connection is so bad i'd rather chill (or in other words do a glorified therapy session) with you guys"

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

I happen to grab some shit, too.

Yeah, during the boss fight. He had to pause the game to get rid of him. Sorry for double post

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Current Phil, agreeing exactly like past Phil 10+ years later.

 

[unapologetic weeaboo]

I remember a month or two back during COD he got so mad he just quit playing and did Q&A for the last hour instead of playing. I expect that we will see a lot more of that in the future.

“Q&A”
Phil what did you have for dinner?
Phil did you watch X?
Actual question - either ignores it or rants about something unrelated
Mentions his 15 year old beggacy (every time)

Big ups to those who actually power through this shit to make compilations, semper fi soldiers

 

[Johnny Doxville]

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Where do I even start?

One: Phil, for someone who has gout, eating this shit is retarded
Two: It's "pro-zew-toe", not "BRU-ZEW-TUH".
Three: I did look it up. You're a gigantic idiot.

Maybe he's ordering direct from fatrick tomlinson

Goddamn he's stupid. It's exceptional how dumb he is compared to how smart he thinks he is.

Phil is one of the most textbook examples of dunning-krueger and only gets worse over time

He's so salty, he's about to ragequit Metroid, lol.

"I'd rather chill with you guys for the next hour!"

-EDIT-

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Fucking called it a bunch of pages ago, he's not got the final health tanks and his missile count is super low. He's clearly not using them to coast the first part of the fight, the last form is a reaction check so of course he fucks that up.

 

[Surly Muppet]

The MOMENT a game presents a hint of a challenge, he throws out the infamous sentence in the DSP lingo: he would rather "just chill with his audience than play the game anymore." He's done this over the past three games he's played. The money is talking, of course. He's gotta get those Hogan's, dood! He's gotta get that DoorDash order in, dood!

He just recently complained about puzzle bosses and said that he wanted bosses that challenged you to use the game mechanics.
This is a boss that challenged your use of game mechanics and his first response was to scream about quitting. He also was deeply upset that it could not be beaten on the first try.
Then he said he didn't want to 'waste another 45 minutes' to beat the boss, and that he didn't have time for that, but he would rather do an hour of Q&A. He really just wants to collect money for sitting on camera at this point.

I also wanted to point out that last night, Phil got very excited about a payment processor (Fednow) that would allow him to transfer funds without fees. He was so excited about this that he was considering opening it up as fast as possible. Specifically, Phil was excited about the lack of transfer fees and asked if you could still use FedNow to make payments to all the same places as PayPal.
Piece's Video where Phil talks about this. (Starts at 2:41:00)

As Piece points out, the transfer fees for Phil are already 0 if he waits a day. I point this out because during the Sidescroller's interview, Phil asked Adam why he would immediately transfer money out of his Paypal to his bank account, as that would be stupid. This was a defense against the bank leaks being his that he has not returned to. Not only did he previously admit that he immediately transfers money out of his PayPal with a fee during the Chargeback Saga, here he is again implying that he's still doing that immediate transfer. This is another instance of Phil playing dumb and lying about something that he has openly admitted to doing in order to try to weasel out of a situation.

Keep an eye out for this tactic - just like with him pretending not to know what 2FA is, Phil has become extremely reliant on playing dumb when he's backed into a corner and can't think of a lie to cover himself. I didn't see it mentioned and I thought it worth noting here.

 

[DerichLovesSSI]

So he's a manufactured stereotype that real Italians despise?

I’m sure this was posted once before but Phil really is just a caricature.