🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Lidl Drip]

I think Pantsu should be put to work and do a cooking/baking show. I really want to learn how to burn salmon in a microwave.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Same pay pig donates it again, calling ralph a dammed liar. Ralph then loses his shit and reveals that the donation goals and the Killstream are fake, that none of the goals are binding contract, and that if you want him to do anything, you'll have to put him in cuffs first:
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"Muh mommy and daddy don't even talk to me like that"

Probably because they hated you and died astranged from you.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I think Pantsu should be put to work and do a cooking/baking show. I really want to learn how to burn salmon in a microwave.

What's really sad (or funny) is that since they live in Mexico, Ralph can't even make Pantsu go get a job somewhere because any job in Mexico isn't going to pay for shit. In the US if times got tough Ralph could have made May go back to Target or something to earn some extra cash but not there. Small town USA is really the only place Ralph belongs, just some shithole truck stop town out in the middle of nowhere.

 

[Lidl Drip]

What's really sad (or funny) is that since they live in Mexico, Ralph can't even make Pantsu go get a job somewhere because any job in Mexico isn't going to pay for shit. In the US if times got tough Ralph could have made May go back to Target or something to earn some extra cash but not there. Small town USA is really the only place Ralph belongs, just some shithole truck stop town out in the middle of nowhere.

Idk I think she would be great for working at the donkey shows (as the donkey).

 

[It's Over Anakin]

Anyone got a clip of what Jim is referencing here?

Ralph literally quits his stream after showing DMs from his most loyal viewers showing they are gay men that want to eat his ass. LMFAO. Killin it king, you earned some nice cold mexican beer today with that one. Don't let pantsu big league you, real men drink all day long nonstop.

 

[make_it_so]

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You know, I know Meigh is just as much a piece of shit as Ethan, but listening to this disgusting subhuman pig talk to his wife and infant child like this just pisses me off. I wish she would just nut up, reach out and apologize to her dad, and get away from Ralph to let him fucking stew and finally keel over in his shitty little Mexican sweatbox.

 

[Truly Rural]

 

[Malaika]

Even after getting humiliated by Ralph Juice meekly begs to be made a mod again while Artax soothes him like a baby. These people are mentally ill. They're also coping that Ralph "Totally didn't ragequit or anything".

 

[Drama Fan]

I'd laugh if some disgruntled paypig actually goes to Merida, beats the shit out of him in the streets, then shaves his head at gunpoint.

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From here. This would be a truly appropriate ending to Ralphamania. Never know what's gonna happen on the Killstream!

 

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I'd laugh if some disgruntled paypig actually goes to Merida, beats the shit out of him in the streets, then shaves his head at gunpoint.

*guntpoint

 

[Vulkan]

So how much longer until the poll changes to the ultimate fate of the Ralph family?

Options I can think of are
1. Fade into obscurity
2. Ralph drops dead on stream
3. Murder suicide
4. May takes Rozy and finds another degen D tier E celeb to leech off of

 

[Ghost of Guntmas Past]

I'd laugh if some disgruntled paypig actually goes to Merida, beats the shit out of him in the streets, then shaves his head at gunpoint.

where you at BamBiggityBam?

 

[Fornicario]

I'd laugh if some disgruntled paypig actually goes to Merida, beats the shit out of him in the streets, then shaves his head at gunpoint.

He'd better find a large caliber gun. That gunt will tank 9mm all day long.

 

[mister fireworks]

has ralph ever said specifically how much xanax he takes each day? or admitted to taking it daily at all? his demeanor is convincing enough for me to believe he takes xanax a lot. His cadence and sloppiness are different than if he were just drunk on makers mark. Reason i ask, is that xanax (even whatever pressed bathtub shit they sell in the cartel run pharmacies down there) really fucks your brain up. You black out and misremember things, you lose all of your mental focus and energy, and the half life is so short that you have to be on a strict schedule of constant dosage to not experience rebound anxiety. I'm curious if he has ever dropped a number. 10mg per day compared to 2mg per day is comparable to taking mainlining heroin daily versus taking vicodin.

 

[Truly Rural]

Rozy reached a milestone and that is NOT GOOD. Time to get a cage, or a leash.

 

[Frank(en) Castle]

Ralph is so utterly demented from drug abuse at this point that you could feed Meigh's voice to one of those audio-learning programs, have it generate a short speech of her alogging him about something not too over the top, like lack of money or unfulfilling sex life, send it to him as a TTS at the right moment and he'd probably end up fighting with her thinking she really did say it for real. Honestly surprised one of the retarded gayoping aylogs like CX or Kinofag hasn't tried it yet.

Gay ops are gay... but I would laugh hysterically if a TTS, dono, of an AI generated recording of Meigh caused Gunt to start hollerin' down the stairs at "That disloyal BISH!"

 

[GuntPatrol]

has ralph ever said specifically how much xanax he takes each day? or admitted to taking it daily at all?

He mentioned taking 10mg about a month ago, around the time he also claimed to have had six or seven seizures from benzodiazepine withdrawal syndrome. He's since claimed he's been weaning himself off of it... but keep in mind, he also claims that he's been sober for the last two weeks, so take that as you will.

 

[MeltyTW]

I think Pantsu should be put to work and do a cooking/baking show. I really want to learn how to burn salmon in a microwave.

call it a little slice of lemon with pantsu.

Rozy reached a milestone and that is NOT GOOD. Time to get a cage, or a leash.
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sounds like the marriage is going swimmingly, FYVE STER DAZE. also arent babies supposed to learn that shit far earlier? do they have a tard baby? waterhead rozy?

He mentioned taking 10mg about a month ago, around the time he also claimed to have had six or seven seizures from benzodiazepine withdrawal syndrome. He's since claimed he's been weening himself off of it... but keep in mind, he also claims that he's been sober for the last two weeks, so take that as you will.

so hes up to 20 mg is my takeaway. its ralphs law. cutting back = doubling, note how i said that and people thought i was just nitpicking but then immediately ralph started spiraling clearly less sober right away.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

Rozy reached a milestone and that is NOT GOOD. Time to get a cage, or a leash.
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I have never seen a child so unhappy to be held by its father nor a father so bad at pretending he wants to hold his child.

 

[Harlan Wick]

So how much longer until the poll changes to the ultimate fate of the Ralph family?

Options I can think of are
1. Fade into obscurity
2. Ralph drops dead on stream
3. Murder suicide
4. May takes Rozy and finds another degen D tier E celeb to leech off of

5. May dumps Rozy with relatives and fucks off for the next Z tier thirsty E celeb looking for a live in groupie.