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[The Noticer]

The poet thinks this is a "W", but I opine otherwise.

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Adults try to be polite, but you can't fool little kids.

What makes this a poem, other than the author sounding like a pretentious faggot?

It doesn't rhyme, it has no rhythm or meter, its not even a fucking haiku.

 

[Map-Kinase-Kinase-Kinase]

People are unaware pronoun pins are a thing, so they don't look for them.
Never saw one (that I know of) so I searched ...

https://www.google.com/search?q=pronoun+pin&hl=en&tbm=isch

There are even bilingual ones for Canadians.

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imagine being dyslexic.

 

[neverendingmidi]

What makes this a poem, other than the author sounding like a pretentious faggot?

It doesn't rhyme, it has no rhythm or meter, its not even a fucking haiku.

Rhythm, meter

,and rhyme are white

supremacy. To make

a modern po

em all you do is type

out a blogpost, then

hit “return” randomly

throughout (if you do it in the middle

of a word it’s

more profo

und).

Thus

a poem.

 

[Gunter Hatherer]

It doesn't rhyme, it has no rhythm or meter, its not even a fucking haiku.

It was really really cool when e.e.cummings did it in the 1950s.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

What makes this a poem, other than the author sounding like a pretentious faggot?

It doesn't rhyme, it has no rhythm or meter, its not even a fucking haiku.

"You'll never be a real poet, you have no rhythm ot meter, you can't even make a haiku."

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

"You'll never be a real poet, you have no rhythm ot meter, you can't even make a haiku."

 

[Meiwaku]

When the gender dragon just keeps slithering further and further away:

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Somewhat of a quick diversion that is very important to this. Women being surrogates to eggs that are not biologically their own puts the woman's life at risk. I personally believe that women should not be allowed to carry eggs that are not their own for this reason the levels of complications and death is very high just because your body knows it doesn't belong to you. Even women who have easily had many natural children of their own will die if another egg is implanted into them because the body treats it differently.

It's a very expensive procedure that often times preys on women who are very poor. It can also greatly damage the fetus/child.

There's a bunch of literature about this as well as legal shit in certain countries. Lesbians who have done this often experienced severe health problems even after birth.

So anytime I hear about women or troons who want to impregnate another woman like this it really makes my skin crawl, because you're basically wishing illness or death on a fellow woman wether you want to or not. Pregnancy and birth is a beautiful thing, but and open uterus should never be for sale. If you cannot carry your own children fucking COPE. Yes this is basically saying that the seahorse dad shit is somehow more sane than your impregnating another woman cope.

Tl;dr-Do not use surrogates to carry eggs that are not theirs.

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Bullet journaling color-coded with self-care warnings just like a true man.

 

[Gunter Hatherer]

Gotta wonder about the wife.

 

[Fungible penis]

When the gender dragon just keeps slithering further and further away:

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For extra L(ols) imagine these being said in a munchkin aussie accent.

 

[quackrock]

Women being surrogates to eggs that are not biologically their own puts the woman's life at risk

First I've heard of this. Sounds like a big deal, as surrogacy seems to be getting more mainstream. Got any links?

 

[BlaireWhitesBottom2]

She would have an unfair advantage: no decent guy would fight a woman the way he would fight another guy.

It's still amazes the holy hell out of me that there are people in life who have gone through life without ever having been in a physical fight ya know??

 

[Roland TB-303]

Gotta wonder about the wife.

Either fat, ugly, low self-esteem, shit personality, passed her prime or a shit-lib. Or any combination of the above. Nothing would make me keep pursuing a dead relationship unless I didn’t have options, handmaidens have none.

 

[Jizzrag]

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finally told my (cis woman) therapist about my fear of being subconsciously AGP and it was so embarassing i feel like i could just drop dead

i told her that i fear that because even tho i dont feel any type of self-attraction or any type of overtly agp fetish, i fear i might subconsciously be one because

1. im a transbian
2. my interests are stereotypically masculine (gaming, anime, computer stuff, geopolitics etc)
3. i have high iq which is the norm on agps
4. am just malebrained in general, for exemple i hate female socialization, love to swear, fight and talk shit
5. am extreeeemely dysphoric which is more common in agps
6. i wanted to do compsci for most of my childhood
7. all the androphilia i had pretrans and even the tiny amout i have now are very obviously just meta attraction, like when i was a kid i always imagined myself dressed as a girl in sexual fantasies with boys and wasnt particually attracted to the boys themselves but alot more to that image i described (althought i didnt see transitioning as a possibility at the time so maybe that type of shit was like the closest thing to being i woman my brain found as a real possibility for the future)
8. some of the fetishes i have today (r/smutttt stuff) could be interpreted as agp

the moment i said this stuff she went from being pretty relaxed on her to immediatly close her legs, getting in a more "defensive" position, raising her eyebrow and getting her shoulders closer together and grabbing her little pen and clipboard to write notes, she then started asking me about my other fetishes which im really not very comfortable talking about with her, even tho they arent THAT bad.

seeing her get into this position, clearly seeing me as a disgusting male, i kinda panicked and said that i think that maybe im not agp but instead am just grabbing something i personally find rather disgusting and apply it to myself as a form of self harm (agp tranners are valid if they admit to being agp and arent obnoxious rapehons, but regardless i find the concept a bit cringe since it implies that all the unbearable suffering i go through with dysphoria is just a random fetish which is kinda disrespectful but idk man i dont want to offend anyone), when i said that her defense kinda calmed down i think but very little, also right after i said this the session ended so we coulded even elaborate on it, so i basically just outed myself as a creep for nothing, fucking kill me saying this shit to a cis woman was so painfully embarrasing i hate being gay AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

3. i have high iq which is the norm on agps

Link (but private sub)

Comments:

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Anon_IE_Mouse
I mean. The thing about agp is it doesn’t invalidate you. AGP, HSTS, whatever The feelings don’t go away.

its not like AGP’s shouldn’t troon out.

so even if ur 100% on that Blanchard tiddy milk so what? There’s tons of agps especially on asktg. But the detrans rate is so low in spite of that.

SirenIsDead (OP)
yeah i know, thats what i said in the post agps are fine and valid as any other tran (as long as they admit to the fetish and arent rapehons), i have plenty of agp friends and i dont have a problem with that, its just that applying that label to me feels like its reducing all the pain i felt to a simple fetish which is fucking insane and makes me feel disgusted

also im not a blanchardist at all, i just think he was right on some stuff like the existence of agps and hsts and how they generally behave but outside of that hes garb
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Femcomputer
You sound pretty clearly AGP, and that's okay, most of us are. And it's not just a "random fetish", your dysphoria is real. But yeah, maybe don't go bringing that up around real women unless you're willing to accept being seen as a creep :/ sorry that happened

SirenIsDead
it’s over

 

[behindyourightnow]

"Pronoun pin" is another good hunting ground:

Dealing with the public is a bitch.
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So much for allyship. Cue a half hour sob in the loo.
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I'm out and proud. But don't tell my mum
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The sinister. Scratch a tranny and you've got a good chance of uncovering a paedo
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And my favourite. It reminds me of the dance off between the Rocky Horror Show and Priscilla fans Drew Carey did years ago.
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The same people who complain constantly about ableism and privilege expect every person they meet to be able to read and comprehend tiny text on a pronoun pin, and also to have enough knowledge of their esoteric religion to immediately understand what it means and respond appropriately.

"You sound pretty clearly AGP, and that's okay, most of us are."

I do respect the TTTT fellas more than most troons, because they are so much more honest (among each other at least). They still lie to the handmaidens and other useful idiots, but it's a step up from reeing and threatening violence whenever autogynephilia is brought up.

Like, it's sociopathic behavior, but that's better than sociopathic behavior plus cultishness.

 

[BlaireWhitesBottom2]

For extra L(ols) imagine these being said in a munchkin aussie accent.

Give me the RPG statistics for a gender dragon and what their weaknesses and strengths are pl0x

 

[Jizzrag]

I do respect the TTTT fellas more than most troons, because they are so much more honest (among each other at least). They still lie to the handmaidens and other useful idiots, but it's a step up from reeing and threatening violence whenever autogynephilia is brought up.

Like, it's sociopathic behavior, but that's better than sociopathic behavior plus cultishness.

I don’t respect them at all. They know it is a fetish, and still demand women play a part in it. They’ll take away women’s restrooms, changing rooms, shelters, sports etc. all for a fetish. They’ll advocate for minors on irreversible drugs, all for a fetish. They disgust me.

No one hates women more than troons.

 

[LimeRikki]

"There's nothing wrong with being agp, but don't tell cis women or they'll think you're a creep."

They know how gross they are. It's gotta be 24/7 cognitive dissonance to cope.

"I am a real valid woman. I'm not a creep. I'm not a creep.I'm not a creep.I'm not a creep.I'm not a creep.I'm not a creep.I'm not a creep.I'm not a creep.I'm not a creep.I'm not a creep.I'm not a creep.I'm not a creep.I'm not a creep.I'm not a creep.I'm not a creep.I'm not a creep.I'm not a creep. Tee hee. Skirt go spinny!"

 

[Kitty kitty cat]

Bullet journaling color-coded with self-care warnings just like a true man.

You gotta have some structure in your titty yeeting. Its totes masc colorcoding shit. Real men do it all the time. The only thing missing is some inspirational stickers like "youre valid" or "looking masc today dood".

 

[Fareal]

"There's nothing wrong with being agp, but don't tell cis women or they'll think you're a creep."

They know how gross they are. It's gotta be 24/7 cognitive dissonance to cope.

"I am a real valid woman. I'm not a creep. I'm not a creep.I'm not a creep.I'm not a creep.I'm not a creep.I'm not a creep.I'm not a creep.I'm not a creep.I'm not a creep.I'm not a creep.I'm not a creep.I'm not a creep.I'm not a creep.I'm not a creep.I'm not a creep.I'm not a creep.I'm not a creep. Tee hee. Skirt go spinny!"

the comment on the OP dropping the truth bomb "real women" was *chefs kiss*

Real women are taught how to spot a creep from early childhood. That's what "safety advice" for women/girls is supposed to do. A large cross dressing male, attempting to genuinely pass as a woman, is genuinely frightening. Even this guy's therapist, professionally trained to not react to what she's being told, physically recoiled from him.

Pro tip: women aren't as a rule shit scared of other women. They are shit scared of obviously fucking insane men

 

[Someone Familiar]

\>tfw a ffs surgeon at my consult believed i was 4 months hrt when i was 15 months hrt, kept saying “oh once you’re on hrt for a while things will fill out”

Something about this one and ones like it crack me up way harder. It's funny when they take an L from a "transphobe", or from a clueless normal person, or even from the consequences of their own actions. But it's another level of funny when someone knows they're trans and tries to be encouraging only for reality to get in the way of their supportive words.