Polissa Snow / CatLadyPolissa / SouthernCatLady1983 / PolissaCampbellArt / Campbells Home for Wayward Cats and Josh Campbell / Wade Parker - E begging munchie Artist, Renaissance Woman, Cat Lady 🖖 and her hot headed husband that collectively killed over 30 animals. One has a 20 year old yeast infection, another shits in bags

How long will Polissa last at her new apartment?

  • <1 month

    Votes: 4 4.5%
  • 1-2 months

    Votes: 22 24.7%
  • 2-4 months

    Votes: 20 22.5%
  • 4-6 months

    Votes: 33 37.1%
  • >6 months

    Votes: 10 11.2%

  • Total voters
    89
  • Poll closed .
Not gonna lie, I love to see her talk about how she would fuck aliens on TikTok. Just see how many people comment agreeing.
It would indeed be a) hilarious b) a further interesting insight into the retardation of the Tiktok userbase. The farmer who mentioned Idiocracy had a point.
 
I think she switched to TikTok mostly because of the asspatting by fellow idiots. That's why she likes it so much. She found her fellow narcs and tards on the platform.
I agree. It's the same reason why Chantal likes it and why Null finds it difficult to make TikTok content -- you can't criticize people about literally anything without getting banned.

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I agree. It's the same reason why Chantal likes it and why Null finds it difficult to make TikTok content -- you can't criticize people about literally anything without getting banned.

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Well that's a great way to stifle intelligent conversation. Or prevent you from giving advice like "maybe shower more than once a month, Polissa, and with actual soap, and your yeast infection will finally die." The faster TikTok dies, the better.

Polissa posted a 15 second picture set to music. I'm 99% sure Polissa wrote the actual, borderline Engrish text. The errors and the reference to "moon rays" are very her.




Text:

It is okay to not be okay. You dont have to do not okay alone. Breath, drink some water, step out of your front door and get some sunshine or moon rays.

Something like this is much more appropriate on Twitter, Instagram, or Facebook. A social media site more suited for images or text. Seeing this shit on a video based platform like TikTok without going beyond the message is pointless.
 
She's claimed to be demisexual before, but not on TikTok.

Not gonna lie, I love to see her talk about how she would fuck aliens on TikTok. Just see how many people comment agreeing.
She'll try anything. Witch/Christian, demisexual/betrayed loyal wife, autistic/social belle, "my purpose is babies"/ women's right. I don't know what's stopped her from claiming trans, maybe because she enjoyed the attention of her brief TERF arch? It's no real thought or belief in her head, just whatever excuse works best, whatever makes her the most victimized, and what milks attention.

She lives for the self righteous clap back while being a bullied victim, "my family treats me so bad, nobody supports me. Mom only gave me $2k this month!" coming soon.
 
Has Pissa finally disappeared up her own asshole?

Did the force generated by her carcass jumping rope trigger some new law of physics that created a black hole and sucked her into it?

Has she expired by consuming ten too many Easter eggs?

Where is our gorl?
Is power still out in her area? Has another tornado hit?
 
Has Pissa finally disappeared up her own asshole?

Did the force generated by her carcass jumping rope trigger some new law of physics that created a black hole and sucked her into it?

Has she expired by consuming ten too many Easter eggs?

Where is our gorl?

Is power still out in her area? Has another tornado hit?

My main theory is a combo of "start of the month medicine binging" and "sickness keeping her in bed 24/7 instead of 20/7." I actually checked her local news last night after wondering if something big happened. No storms and Polissa and Joh aren't on the news, so I'm still leaning on that theory.

Polissa shared a TikTok on Facebook a few hours ago. This has been her only (posted) internet activity in a week. I figure that if she posts a TikTok tonight, we're getting her lecturing at Republicans again.

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My main theory is a combo of "start of the month medicine binging" and "sickness keeping her in bed 24/7 instead of 20/7." I actually checked her local news last night after wondering if something big happened. No storms and Polissa and Joh aren't on the news, so I'm still leaning on that theory.

Polissa shared a TikTok on Facebook a few hours ago. This has been her only (posted) internet activity in a week. I figure that if she posts a TikTok tonight, we're getting her lecturing at Republicans again.

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Thank you for checking, I was actually starting to get worried, a week absent from social media is pretty much unheard of for Pissa isn't it?
I mean, she was even tweeting from hospital before and after uterus yeeting.

]I'm on cow paranoia absence alert since my other fave cow is (possibly) dead, Chelsea Lawrence. I may never get over it. She is my profile picture after all.
 
Thank you for checking, I was actually starting to get worried, a week absent from social media is pretty much unheard of for Pissa isn't it?
I mean, she was even tweeting from hospital before and after uterus yeeting.

]I'm on cow paranoia absence alert since my other fave cow is (possibly) dead, Chelsea Lawrence. I may never get over it. She is my profile picture after all.
Isn't it listed on a government database by now?
 
Isn't it listed on a government database by now?
Yeh, on the Minnesota state website.
This is the only piece of evidence that exists to support her actually being dead, and apparently you can just mail in a form to get the details put on the site.
This makes me sound like a mentalist though, so I recommend having a look through the last ten or so pages of her thread.
Her sister's behaviour in particular is absolutely bizarre.

Apologies for the derail.
Thread tax: Pissa is corpulent and I am not inclined to pursue carnal relations with her.
 
Polly is a fat retard and Joh will not have sex with her.

Anyway, I'm curious as to the reason for her absence. She now has power at her house. Maybe the tornado ripped the plyboard from the side of her house and the tarp from the roof and she's dealing with that? Maybe she's on "meds" and leaving social media alone. Unlikely since we know she gets gibs at the first of the month and now since it's the middle she historically is now out of gimmies. Poor baby. I suspect we'll be hearing from her soon.
 
She disappeared for awhile after Joh had his chimpout here. Popular belief is he broke a bunch of shit in the house.

If I remember correctly, she was gone for roughly a week and a half, or even two weeks, after it happened. She's been gone for that period of time a couple times. Just not recently.

Anyway, I'm curious as to the reason for her absence. She now has power at her house. Maybe the tornado ripped the plyboard from the side of her house and the tarp from the roof and she's dealing with that? Maybe she's on "meds" and leaving social media alone. Unlikely since we know she gets gibs at the first of the month and now since it's the middle she historically is now out of gimmies. Poor baby. I suspect we'll be hearing from her soon.

It's a funny idea. Although Polissa would've let the world know that her roof or the house was destroyed from one of the recent storms, if that was the case. She was mad enough not having power when everything else was intact. There was also that time where she ranted about her mailbox getting hit and was still lying on the ground days/weeks later because no one bothered to try to pick it up.

She often disappears for a spell during the first week or so in the month as well. This hiatus is on the higher end, but it's still within a "normal" time period for her. Given what she posted on Facebook today, we know that she's watching TikTok. She's just not making any of her own.

Which reminds me-- Jimmy Dean Bowls jumped fifty cents in price at one of my local supermarkets. My Walmart prices tend to be similar to Polly's, so they've likely increased in price for her as well. Polissa's going to be pissed.
 
Jimmy Dean Bowls jumped fifty cents in price at one of my local supermarkets. My Walmart prices tend to be similar to Polly's, so they've likely increased in price for her as well. Polissa's going to be pissed.
I don't think the price of those things matters to her. They could be $10 each and she'd still choose them over cooking herself.
 
I don't think the price of those things matters to her. They could be $10 each and she'd still choose them over cooking herself.

You're definitely right. Especially if her food intake is funded by the government and Bank of Mom. I was thinking more of her numerous rants about how her food stamps don't go as far anymore (with or without showing receipts). I miss seeing her receipts. They're fun to analyze.
 
The potatoes that look like the Jimmy Dean ones are so ridiculously easy. You cut up the Yukon Golds, toss them in olive oil and seasoning, and roast them. In ten minutes of prep you can have enough potatoes to feed a whole gang. No parboiling required. If you want to be extra lazy, get the pre-cut frozen no-name brand and roast those.
 
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