Liz Fong-Jones / Elliot William Fong / @lizthegrey - 'Consent accident' enjoyer, ex-Google employee, nepotistic sex pest, Robert Z'Dar look-alike who wants authority over the Internet

InteracialBowelSyndrome said:
Any idiot VC stupid enough to invest their money in a company run by pedos deserves to go bankrupt.
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The PR says it's the original VC's just dumping more money in to keep it afloat. They give a bunch of growth milestones but only use percentages instead of real numbers:

"The new funding adds to the company's momentum in 2022 when it achieved another consecutive year of 2x revenue growth and drove over 160% net revenue retention for 600+ customers globally"

That's not as good as they try to sound. If things were good they wouldn't need another $50 million to keep the lights on. They were also forced to add another board seat too, presumably as a condition of the fresh $$$.
 
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SaidNoOneEver said:
That's not as good as they try to sound. If things were good they wouldn't need another $50 million to keep the lights on. They were also forced to add another board seat too, presumably as a condition of the fresh $$$.
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It might have something to do with paying completely useless brick-faced wall-eyed chinks with teeth yellower than their yellow devil skin enormous, inflated salaries to do nothing but harass women all day on the Internet and demand "girl to girl" talks with the wives of CEOs of other corporations to try (and fail) to take down a website he obsessively and fanatically hates, despite it having never done anything to him at all.

I wonder how many other employees of this worthless company are paid to do absolutely nothing.

Who are its customers? I seriously want to avoid any company stupid enough to hire these clowns.
 
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Thomas Eugene Paris said:
This dude, Tony Reed, and James Radich are neck and neck for the grand prize in incoherent, tediously discursive, unnecessarily jargon-laden writing. Their collective corpus oozes that kind of "I am very smart" energy most truly intelligent people abandon in adolescence. Half the time I can't figure out what any of them are even on about.
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Yup. Usually it's the useless seat filling "managers" posting shit with as many buzzwords and meaningless abbreviations on LinkedIn/Twitter/another pozloaded platform. It just shows me who I need to ignore within a company (although I wouldn't do business with Honeycomb.io, I don't like supporting companies that support rapists).
 
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Thomas Eugene Paris said:
This dude, Tony Reed, and James Radich are neck and neck for the grand prize in incoherent, tediously discursive, unnecessarily jargon-laden writing. Their collective corpus oozes that kind of "I am very smart" energy most truly intelligent people abandon in adolescence. Half the time I can't figure out what any of them are even on about.
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Buddy, let me introduce you to Bardfinn. This delusional troon pretends to be an expert in every field, writes essays full of nonsense, and argues with actual doctors/lawyers.
 
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SaidNoOneEver said:
That's not as good as they try to sound. If things were good they wouldn't need another $50 million to keep the lights on. They were also forced to add another board seat too, presumably as a condition of the fresh $$$.
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They might want to use those board seats to, you know, get the company to actually produce something other than rape.
 
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SaidNoOneEver said:
Hey now, that rape was just an accident.
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A CONSENT accident. Because in troon world, if you accidentally commit sex with someone against their will, it's just an accident and totally okay. Especially if you are a vile, horrible chink absolutely nobody would voluntarily have sex with.
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Welcome to your consent accident.
 
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ToroidalBoat said:
>wants authority over the Internet

What would the internet be like if that rapist "consent accident advocate" really did get authority over it?
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Only he would have rights.
If LFJ woke up tomorrow with the ability to police the internet to their standards, first and foremost, that is the end of counter-speak, because it's generous to say it would take even 30 minutes for Elliot to go full fascist.

What would legitimately happen is we would all be backtracked and be offered "mercy" because Elliot tweeted some stupid shit about this once, pontificating on how ex Kiwis would be forgiven or whatever.

Elliot is so far gone he's got this whole plan in his head where he's going to look so cool and intellectual and forgiving by giving "Mercy" to ex-kiwis who are going to suddenly come groveling at his feet.
This man seriously believes that if he defeats this site, suddenly he will be validated and at long last he will finally pass
And if we don't accept his mercy; which will be a pathetic show of fealty and degradation before tons of people because Elliot needs nothing less to satisfy his fragile ego, we will be banished from the net and marked as being unable to access. Too much criticism? Deny it access and come up with how it's transgender later!
To Elliot, we are keeping him from achieving his final form.
 
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Paranoia Machine said:
What would legitimately happen is we would all be backtracked and be offered "mercy" because Elliot tweeted some stupid shit about this once, pontificating on how ex Kiwis would be forgiven or whatever.
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I thought that was Lucas, but Elliot might have done it as well.

Either way, I disagree with this - I don't think he'd for a second even put on a show of being the better man. No, he's full-on authoritarian immediately, and everything and everyone would be nuked from the internet as soon as physically possible. That mercy was only an empty platitude, trying to look magnanimous in victory, and in Lucas's case was entirely hollow - he wanted to try and humiliate Null by getting him to beg for his site to stay up, and it would be a sign of Lucas's power that he would say 'no'.

Admitted rapist Liz Fong-Jones would not, I think, bother with that. He'd just delete the Farms and gloat. He's more coldly psychopathic, after all. Fortunately, his desired control over everyone will never come to pass unless he somehow develops super-powers. Also, even with total control of the internet, he couldn't stop people in the real world calling him a square-faced man, meaning even then it wouldn't be enough, because nothing is ever enough for his ilk.
 
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Paranoia Machine said:
To Elliot, we are keeping him from achieving his final form.
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I think in his mind it'll be something like this

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Any day now buddy, you're almost there, just keep dilating and honing your lipstick artistry and writing complaints to upstream service providers... until soon at long last the puny mortals will learn the true meaning of CONSENT
 
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HabeusCorPuss said:
I think in his mind it'll be something like this

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Any day now buddy, you're almost there, just keep dilating and honing your lipstick artistry and writing complaints to upstream service providers... until soon at long last the puny mortals will learn the true meaning of CONSENT
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