Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

How long will Chibi's Japan Adventure Last?

  • He's never coming back.

    Votes: 35 12.2%
  • 1 year

    Votes: 26 9.0%
  • 6 months

    Votes: 29 10.1%
  • 3 months

    Votes: 37 12.8%
  • 1 month

    Votes: 14 4.9%
  • The job is a scam.

    Votes: 147 51.0%

  • Total voters
    288
  • Poll closed .
Yakuza aren't much of a thing anymore, just glorified thugs and child pornographers.

Can see him getting his ass kicked by someone's angry father or brother though.
I think they most common thing they do now is the old free drinks with 800% gratuity racket. It isn't unheard of that this happens to the odd tourist and someone gets roughed up a little, but yeah, A lot of the Yakuza activity has died down. Kabukicho is pretty mellow now a days, even.
 
If you haven't noticed, weebs don't know shit about Japan or the Japanese. I highly doubt chibi has had any conversations like the ones you describe. He just coasts through life, oblivious to nature and its truths. In fact, he finds the few he knows of repugnant.
Of course weebs don't know the first thing about Glorious Nippon. It's all Pocky and Magical Girls to them. The problem is that Cheebs doesn't think about these things and just jumps in feet first in every single case, damn the torpedoes and just goes for it. This is what he did for Florida. This is what he did for his 3D printer and this is what he's doing for Japan.

And yes he probably thinks all he needs to do is show up and all the J-girls will jump on his huge American penis because as we all know Japanese penises are so small.
 
I know that Chibi is real quick to write off America in favor of Japan, but here's my counter point to him.

Chibi, America is probably the nation that is the most tolerant/forgiving toward autists like you. This is the best you can hope for, you already live in a place, where guys nicely tell you that "they'd really prefer if you'd be quiet", instead of subjecting you to much worse. Just like Josh's advice to Ethan Ralph, the rest of the world just isn't built for you Chibi. You cannot survive anywhere else outside of America.

If you go to Japan you will become another Davido-kun
 
I know that Chibi is real quick to write off America in favor of Japan, but here's my counter point to him.

Chibi, America is probably the nation that is the most tolerant/forgiving toward autists like you. This is the best you can hope for, you already live in a place, where guys nicely tell you that "they'd really prefer if you'd be quiet", instead of subjecting you to much worse. Just like Josh's advice to Ethan Ralph, the rest of the world just isn't built for you Chibi. You cannot survive anywhere else outside of America.

If you go to Japan you will become another Davido-kun
If he doesn't go David-kun then he'll go Gaijin Goombah and come home a broken man.

Either way we win.

EDIT: Added second line.
 
Chibi Tweets
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Chibi unironically believing the marketing material for his scam college.
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Chibi mad at someone critically engaging with material they consume because his black and white thinking can't parse the difference between criticizing something and hating it.
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He found a girl as unheathily obsessed with bing bing wahoo as him and relentlessly replies to her every tweet.
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Sad.
 
Umm. NOT TRUE, boyo. He's gonna have a degree at Full Sail University for game design. That'll guarantee him a job in the industry, dude
Yeah didn't you know? HALF the alumni have worked in movies or AAA rated games.

Except if you read reviews less than half of the people who went there say it's good or would recommend it. That's not encouraging.


So really Cheebs is fooling himself if he thinks he's getting a career out of this.
 
He cheated in all of the programming courses of his worthless university by asking his discord server (RIP) to solve the problems for him, and he isn't able to do art for his games

Exactly what game development is he planning to do?
 
According to the College Scorecard, Full Sail has a 39 percent graduation rate. Median salary after attending ranges from $22,000 (BS in audio-visual communications technology) to $55,000 (BS in computer programming).
LMAO, I think the part thats cracking me up the most about this is the fact chibi claims to already make more than the median salary projection. This mf is going into debt to get a supposedly worse job because it allows him to work on bingbingwahoo.
 
He cheated in all of the programming courses of his worthless university by asking his discord server (RIP) to solve the problems for him, and he isn't able to do art for his games

Exactly what game development is he planning to do?
"Design" Like every other lazy bastard majoring in Game Dev. He'll have such cool, revolutionary ideas that he'll just list out what the game should be like and other people will make it and he'll be lauded for his genius.
 
My favorite part about Cheebs aiming to become a baka gaijin is the fact his name is literally White
The Jap colleagues at his "job" would tear him to shreds behind his back just over that
 
My favorite part about Cheebs aiming to become a baka gaijin is the fact his name is literally White
He already is a baka na gaijin. He just doesn't know it because the people in Japan called him that behind his back or he just didn't pick up on it.
 
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