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Holy hell, the mouth noises while she's showing off the "easter molment" junk exchange. Take a drink of water, your diabetes is showing.
Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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LMFAO A VIEWER ASKED ABOUT THE BINGE MONSTER
ETA: some retard asked if she went to comic con........ when has she ever even left her apartment other than to get food
ETA: some retard asked if she went to comic con........ when has she ever even left her apartment other than to get food
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Yup.
She also bringing up the excoriation shit again. She isn't a skin picker. The real name for it is dermatillomania. She would know that if she had it. She can't even say excoriation right half the time. Fuck off Amber. Those with BFRDs are wanting to punch you in the face right now because of your diabetes cat scratches.
The Easter basket shit... give me a break. You know she told Jade to pick out 3-4 items she liked so she could stage it, and then the rest would all be Amber's to keep out of that pile. Because it's a token for a torso cameo.
She only likes A Simple Favor because of Blake Lively. It's a terrible movie. I can't believe they're going to adapt it into a series.
Of course Amber didn't go to Comic-Con. She doesn't leave the house.
A quirky gorl with no individual quirks?!
The Binge Monster Lives on. She's real. That's why she's still gaining weight on her "diet plan" but claiming she doesn't binge anymore.
ETA: Ninja'ed by pistolwhipped
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@Situation Type Deal Gorl that was glorious.
I still think she really thoughtshe could manipulate Jade would change her mind and be on the channel, and it's frustrating that she's still saying fuck off to that idea.
2 sessions into therapy and she's magically all better from binging (even though she did it in February according to her). No binging for her!
And of course she's throwing herself into PTSD as her next diagnosis. The shoes were apparently the last straw because she never mentioned it until the dangleen ankle.
"sizzle my nizzle" as her blackcaretaker girlfriend is cooking. Can't wait for the normies to get ahold of that clip.
Why can she "obviously not get a fish"? Is it because Jade doesn't want yet another responsibility so she said no?
She got ankle socks that definitely won't fit and we'll never see again. Hilarious.
That necklace is boring a basic so of course she loves it. Also, "It's such a great cause" but doesn't talk about it.
No response about the binge monster which is no surprise. It's her excuse for being an abusive POS to the thumb, but she can't have it now because surgery, so just say "yikes on bikes" and move on.
"Did you go to comic con this year" is such a troll question. As if she could walk around a convention without stoping every 45 seconds to take a break.
I still think she really thought
2 sessions into therapy and she's magically all better from binging (even though she did it in February according to her). No binging for her!
And of course she's throwing herself into PTSD as her next diagnosis. The shoes were apparently the last straw because she never mentioned it until the dangleen ankle.
"sizzle my nizzle" as her black
Why can she "obviously not get a fish"? Is it because Jade doesn't want yet another responsibility so she said no?
She got ankle socks that definitely won't fit and we'll never see again. Hilarious.
That necklace is boring a basic so of course she loves it. Also, "It's such a great cause" but doesn't talk about it.
No response about the binge monster which is no surprise. It's her excuse for being an abusive POS to the thumb, but she can't have it now because surgery, so just say "yikes on bikes" and move on.
"Did you go to comic con this year" is such a troll question. As if she could walk around a convention without stoping every 45 seconds to take a break.
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Fourteen years and counting of an adult refusing to take responsibility.
TL;DW/R: Hamber pimps out her trauma for views, blaming it for her rocketing weight gain over the years instead of her refusal to deal with it and stop shoving calories into her maw, and claims a weight of 524, a gain of 4 pounds since the beginning of the year, and a gain of 15 in the past two months.
We know this is a Serious Sitdown Video with Hamber because she brushed her hair, washed her face, is wearing no makeup, and is staring right into the camera at the audience instead of herself. Pair that with the title clickbaiting muh trauma, and this is going to be a great video, YTBux-wise, right? RIGHT?
GODDAMMIT!
Anyhow, Hamber's desperately trying to get all those eyeballs back while continuing to do the barest of the bare minimums. At this rate, I suspect eventually, we'll be down to a 24/7 livestream of Hamber sitting on her couch, a CPAP mask dangleen off the side, with the TV blaring in the background, watching YT videos, her labored breathing threatening to overwhelm both. Every once in awhile she'll rouse herself to croak out "Fatphobic!"
I guess we better start the damn video. Hit it, Ham.
Back to the weigh-ins. Remember all of a couple of weeks ago when she was done talking about her weight on video? You know, for the 81,423,642nd time? Yeah. It's back. All in on the WLS fiction. If Hamber were a more talented writer - or a writer at all - she'd have this entire arc plotted out and others in the works.
Says she wants to do this for the people who enjoy this kind of content, BUT..it's mostly for her, as a sort of documentation, a diary through video. I don't do YT, but I know you can make videos, upload them, and make them private so they're not available to the general public. If you want to make videos just for yourself, you could do that, Miss "I'm Not Talking About My Weight Online Any More."
But no, that wouldn't generate those sweet YTBux, so here we are.
Blah blah blah. Get on with it already instead of looking at the timer and drawing it out. There won't be a schedule for weigh-ins, and she's going to answer three questions about her weight loss.
Do the WLS people know about your YT channel? Yes. They know, they've seen my videos. Really? Did they congratulate you on your following, like FBI Frank?
Will you continue therapy after the required 12/WLS? Emphatic yes. Says, bizarrely that she thinks the therapy after is the "real deal", because she won't be able to use food to cope and can talk to her therapist about it. No, Hamber. The entire purpose of doing through all the prep and therapy PRIOR to surgery is so you learn to cope with your incessant need to hoover entire Chinese buffettes BEFORE the surgery that turns that method of "coping" into an agonizing medical drama. Dumbass.
When did you start using food to cope/whatever? Young age, constantly ate large portions, etc. No mention of the evils of foster care/group home making her drink skim melk or eat yogurt. Bastards.
On to the weigh-in. First, though, naturally she has to address the haydurs. So positive! There's a "conspiracy" that she is 600 pounds, and I'm just gonna stop you right there, Fatty. One, stop using "conspiracy" as a synonym for "rumor", dumbass. They are not the same. And in this instance, not entirely unwarranted: when you're gaining, you stop weighins. You cannot say, as you do here, that you have NEVER been 600 pounds. There is no way this giant blob
is under 600 pounds. NONE.
Recall that we began the WLS Saga in Jan/Feb of this year. At the beginning of the year, Hamber weighed in at 520. Toward the end of February, when Hamber ditched the weigh-ins, on her weigh-in week six video, she weighed 503. Will she be in the 400s? Is the pope jewish?
First, we get a story. Uh oh. It's never good when we get some long, explanatory intro before getting to the meat of the matter (if you will). Once again, the tale of the scale: one scale that weighed her consistently +3 pounds from another one, which she was "fine with" and that's a damn lie. It's a little confusing through this bridge to her upcoming excuse, but we'll press on to the heart of it: Hamber thought she was down 30 pounds, and was trying to pat herself on the back with her TRex arms. "I was doin' the damn thing!"
"U-uhm?" Oh, no. When she does that "U-uhm?", as a quasi-question, it is never good. Often, what has come next - when she was constantly claiming she had BED - was "I binged." followed by whatever it was she wanted that she shoved down her facehole instead of you know, coping.
This time: it's another defective scale. Can you believe it? Hamber has the worst luck: the doctors/shrinks she selects don't take insurance, the WLS doesn't take insurance because KY doesn't allow fatties to get WLS, she's constantly getting scales that don't weigh accurately, etc.
Remember the Krystle Era scale, which weighed everyone else in the house just fine, but not her? Yep, same problem! Can you believe that? The scale weighs MG,W accurately just fine, but not Hamber. How on earth could THAT be? It's almost like scales have weight limits. But whatevs, she's still down 30 pounds, right?
Nope! She says she weighed herself and she'll show us a pitcher of the readout: 524. Fuck your decimals, Hamber. And I will maintain, as I have for years, that I will never believe a weigh-in she posts unless it's video/an image taken AT a doctor's office (or at the WLS, assuming it exists) at the time of an appointment, BY a member of the staff, and posted right then and there to IG/Twitter. Otherwise, I'll simply continue my tradition of guessing her weight: I think she's in the 560-570 range.
According to her own numbers, though, that means a +4 net gain from the beginning of the year, and 15 pounds in the past two months, all the while claiming to be following what the WLS said she should be doing. Claims the dietitian knows about her (now accurate) weight. How? By taking your word for it? Don't make me laugh.
She ends with saying she's NOW going to follow all the rules from the dietitian and do what they say. Which means she hasn't been following them throughout the fiction of the WLS Era (of course) and she sure as hell isn't doing so now, either, since she hasn't moved her shelf ass to engage in any meaningful exercise whatsoever. If she keeps up with her goals of sitting for every single video, the only movement to go to the bathroom or the kitchen for more snacks (where she leans on the counter), she'll get taken out by a clot one of these days and will never even know what hit her.
And all that brings to mind something else: where's all the paper? Places like that WLS hand out paper like crazy. Dr Now even hands out an entire booklet with what to eat. For someone so into tactile shit - touching everything in every store, a handwritten piece of paper with her laughable "exercises", a surgery date set an entire year in advance ("something I can touch") - you have no handouts of foods to eat, to avoid? No exercise handouts? Nothing?
None of this WLS Saga makes any sense beyond sitting in on the first seminar. Everything since smells like clickbait and shit pushed out for YTBux.
GODDAMMIT!
Anyhow, Hamber's desperately trying to get all those eyeballs back while continuing to do the barest of the bare minimums. At this rate, I suspect eventually, we'll be down to a 24/7 livestream of Hamber sitting on her couch, a CPAP mask dangleen off the side, with the TV blaring in the background, watching YT videos, her labored breathing threatening to overwhelm both. Every once in awhile she'll rouse herself to croak out "Fatphobic!"
I guess we better start the damn video. Hit it, Ham.
Back to the weigh-ins. Remember all of a couple of weeks ago when she was done talking about her weight on video? You know, for the 81,423,642nd time? Yeah. It's back. All in on the WLS fiction. If Hamber were a more talented writer - or a writer at all - she'd have this entire arc plotted out and others in the works.
Says she wants to do this for the people who enjoy this kind of content, BUT..it's mostly for her, as a sort of documentation, a diary through video. I don't do YT, but I know you can make videos, upload them, and make them private so they're not available to the general public. If you want to make videos just for yourself, you could do that, Miss "I'm Not Talking About My Weight Online Any More."
But no, that wouldn't generate those sweet YTBux, so here we are.
Blah blah blah. Get on with it already instead of looking at the timer and drawing it out. There won't be a schedule for weigh-ins, and she's going to answer three questions about her weight loss.
Do the WLS people know about your YT channel? Yes. They know, they've seen my videos. Really? Did they congratulate you on your following, like FBI Frank?
Will you continue therapy after the required 12/WLS? Emphatic yes. Says, bizarrely that she thinks the therapy after is the "real deal", because she won't be able to use food to cope and can talk to her therapist about it. No, Hamber. The entire purpose of doing through all the prep and therapy PRIOR to surgery is so you learn to cope with your incessant need to hoover entire Chinese buffettes BEFORE the surgery that turns that method of "coping" into an agonizing medical drama. Dumbass.
When did you start using food to cope/whatever? Young age, constantly ate large portions, etc. No mention of the evils of foster care/group home making her drink skim melk or eat yogurt. Bastards.
On to the weigh-in. First, though, naturally she has to address the haydurs. So positive! There's a "conspiracy" that she is 600 pounds, and I'm just gonna stop you right there, Fatty. One, stop using "conspiracy" as a synonym for "rumor", dumbass. They are not the same. And in this instance, not entirely unwarranted: when you're gaining, you stop weighins. You cannot say, as you do here, that you have NEVER been 600 pounds. There is no way this giant blob
is under 600 pounds. NONE.
Recall that we began the WLS Saga in Jan/Feb of this year. At the beginning of the year, Hamber weighed in at 520. Toward the end of February, when Hamber ditched the weigh-ins, on her weigh-in week six video, she weighed 503. Will she be in the 400s? Is the pope jewish?
First, we get a story. Uh oh. It's never good when we get some long, explanatory intro before getting to the meat of the matter (if you will). Once again, the tale of the scale: one scale that weighed her consistently +3 pounds from another one, which she was "fine with" and that's a damn lie. It's a little confusing through this bridge to her upcoming excuse, but we'll press on to the heart of it: Hamber thought she was down 30 pounds, and was trying to pat herself on the back with her TRex arms. "I was doin' the damn thing!"
"U-uhm?" Oh, no. When she does that "U-uhm?", as a quasi-question, it is never good. Often, what has come next - when she was constantly claiming she had BED - was "I binged." followed by whatever it was she wanted that she shoved down her facehole instead of you know, coping.
This time: it's another defective scale. Can you believe it? Hamber has the worst luck: the doctors/shrinks she selects don't take insurance, the WLS doesn't take insurance because KY doesn't allow fatties to get WLS, she's constantly getting scales that don't weigh accurately, etc.
Remember the Krystle Era scale, which weighed everyone else in the house just fine, but not her? Yep, same problem! Can you believe that? The scale weighs MG,W accurately just fine, but not Hamber. How on earth could THAT be? It's almost like scales have weight limits. But whatevs, she's still down 30 pounds, right?
Nope! She says she weighed herself and she'll show us a pitcher of the readout: 524. Fuck your decimals, Hamber. And I will maintain, as I have for years, that I will never believe a weigh-in she posts unless it's video/an image taken AT a doctor's office (or at the WLS, assuming it exists) at the time of an appointment, BY a member of the staff, and posted right then and there to IG/Twitter. Otherwise, I'll simply continue my tradition of guessing her weight: I think she's in the 560-570 range.
According to her own numbers, though, that means a +4 net gain from the beginning of the year, and 15 pounds in the past two months, all the while claiming to be following what the WLS said she should be doing. Claims the dietitian knows about her (now accurate) weight. How? By taking your word for it? Don't make me laugh.
She ends with saying she's NOW going to follow all the rules from the dietitian and do what they say. Which means she hasn't been following them throughout the fiction of the WLS Era (of course) and she sure as hell isn't doing so now, either, since she hasn't moved her shelf ass to engage in any meaningful exercise whatsoever. If she keeps up with her goals of sitting for every single video, the only movement to go to the bathroom or the kitchen for more snacks (where she leans on the counter), she'll get taken out by a clot one of these days and will never even know what hit her.
And all that brings to mind something else: where's all the paper? Places like that WLS hand out paper like crazy. Dr Now even hands out an entire booklet with what to eat. For someone so into tactile shit - touching everything in every store, a handwritten piece of paper with her laughable "exercises", a surgery date set an entire year in advance ("something I can touch") - you have no handouts of foods to eat, to avoid? No exercise handouts? Nothing?
None of this WLS Saga makes any sense beyond sitting in on the first seminar. Everything since smells like clickbait and shit pushed out for YTBux.
TL;DW/R: Hamber pimps out her trauma for views, blaming it for her rocketing weight gain over the years instead of her refusal to deal with it and stop shoving calories into her maw, and claims a weight of 524, a gain of 4 pounds since the beginning of the year, and a gain of 15 in the past two months.
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These fucking retards in her comments.
They somehow couldn't tell she was lying about her BED diagnosis, so now they think she's lying about NOT having it? Her Youtube audience is as stupid as she is. She's had to double back on her self diagnosis because she's a short sighted dumbass and didn't realise it may be an issue in the future. It was a perfect victim ED while she could benefit from it.
She's an over-eater not a bloody binge eater. Her audience tries to ''educate'' her whilst also being clueless.
Muh PTSD (also repeatedly self diagnosed, multiple sodding times). Come on, tell us in detail about your severe childhood trauma that is worse than anything anyone has ever been through. Please.
Her hands look like they hurt. Hopefully they do. I assume her next, God knows how many, vlogs are going to consist of clickbaiting about her made-up problems. Lame.
They somehow couldn't tell she was lying about her BED diagnosis, so now they think she's lying about NOT having it? Her Youtube audience is as stupid as she is. She's had to double back on her self diagnosis because she's a short sighted dumbass and didn't realise it may be an issue in the future. It was a perfect victim ED while she could benefit from it.
She's an over-eater not a bloody binge eater. Her audience tries to ''educate'' her whilst also being clueless.
Muh PTSD (also repeatedly self diagnosed, multiple sodding times). Come on, tell us in detail about your severe childhood trauma that is worse than anything anyone has ever been through. Please.
Her hands look like they hurt. Hopefully they do. I assume her next, God knows how many, vlogs are going to consist of clickbaiting about her made-up problems. Lame.
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I for one was absolutely inspired by Amber after seeing this!
She got things for Jade, and as she said she thought about what Jade loves.
I mean, here I've been giving my household members random garbage that blows into the yard. Sometimes it's a sandwich wrapper, sometimes an empty soda can, napkin or newspaper, you just never know and there's always an element of surprise. Actually buying them things based on their interests though? Yeah this is gonna be life changing.
She got things for Jade, and as she said she thought about what Jade loves.
I mean, here I've been giving my household members random garbage that blows into the yard. Sometimes it's a sandwich wrapper, sometimes an empty soda can, napkin or newspaper, you just never know and there's always an element of surprise. Actually buying them things based on their interests though? Yeah this is gonna be life changing.
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Great work @Situation Type Deal Gorl but you know me and my 
AUTISM there is a few clarifications:
"Work or go to school" ultimatum was made my Kasey's Mother as fatty would do nothing but sit at that tiny ass hotel/apartment all day and not even wersh her own ass in between beating Kacey.
Krystle's parents had Amber on an allowance for doing chores AND Amber was getting a piece of Krystle's SSDI she gets monthly. Amber stated this a few times so the bitch was using money intended on K's food, meds and other things for expenses relating to her condition and instead using half of it per month on jewelry, makeup and clothes. In early vlogs Amber claims her and K "split" the funds) K broke up with her cause Amber gained almost all her weight back to when she got there (420 pounds). Causing an extremely sensitive K to buckle to Ambers demands for junk food when her mask started to slip after being there a few years and nobody to hit/abuse since K's parents were always around. K started to gain as well as Amber needs her partners to eat with her.K knew Amber was not attracted to her sexually (in one video at a family friends party they got a little tipsy on Smirnoff Ice's and went for a walk and K tried to kiss Amber and Amber using her fakest Cali Retard voice says : "OMG KRYSTLE YOURE ACTING A FOOL!!" to which K says "what you dont like me anymore?" Amber replies "YoUrE jUst ACTeeN A f Ool RigHT nOw" K knew AL was not into her in a romantic/sexual way it was a long 4 year sleepover to where she got paid to be 13.
Amber was invited to stay and get her footing (lol) in VA to go to school. Her parents never ordered AL out when K broke it off whatsoever, even K said she didnt have to go if she didn't wanna but AL smelled a job/school/car talk coming and she was OUT.
Enter Dusty. Bitch was so desperate to avoid working or being on her own she sent Dusty ass shaking videos to let her know how fat she was. Now note; Dusty's Dad thought was moving in AL to the big house BUT Amber was the one who pushed for the apartment because she didnt wanna live under someones rules anymore. (translation: I wanna be a rude fat fuck and I dont need an adult around while I scream at my girlfriend for food at 3 am) One other example: Amber also broke Destiny's laptop screen during a tantrum cause Dusty wanted to play Sims 4 and Amber felt neglected...while in the same room.
Famous line uttered by Amber as soon as she got to Florida. "I'm 26 years old and I can do whatever the fuck I want" when Dusty told Amber they can be saving money not pigging out at Denny's all the time.
Dusty, when Amber and her moved into their Florida apartment, Dusty was about to register for college, her father and mother stressed if she wants to play house she has to go to school and amber has to be chipping in. Destiny's dad was furious at the fact his kid dropped college to takke care of and be to sole breadwinner to a 25/26 year old women when Dusty was 19/20 yo. THIS is the reason they moved to KY, because when their roommate (libbys sister the stripper as amber likes to call her) bailed cause they were fucking her royally with having to pay more rent than them, AL and Dusty were leaning on her Father to hellp pay their bills and Dad told his little sped to either go to college and work and Dad would loan the money to them but Amber needs to step up and find a full-time jerb or no monies honeys.
AL did not like Dusty to be going to college at ALL because of her disgusting jealousy so dusty never started school.
Hence Dusty and AL herple to Mama Cooks house and stayed there the entire summer to October only getting jobs in Sept.
Amber was making like no money yet like at most 300 bucks.
Beggy was fired she never quit her jerb that's why sometimes when AL said Beggy makes her own money she did, from short term disability from the fall then from unemployment from amber calling her jobsite 20-30 times a day. Amber just swooped in with some sweet sweet sugar mommy shit and beggy who is a lazy sack of adipose took the bait.
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AUTISM there is a few clarifications:"Work or go to school" ultimatum was made my Kasey's Mother as fatty would do nothing but sit at that tiny ass hotel/apartment all day and not even wersh her own ass in between beating Kacey.
Krystle's parents had Amber on an allowance for doing chores AND Amber was getting a piece of Krystle's SSDI she gets monthly. Amber stated this a few times so the bitch was using money intended on K's food, meds and other things for expenses relating to her condition and instead using half of it per month on jewelry, makeup and clothes. In early vlogs Amber claims her and K "split" the funds) K broke up with her cause Amber gained almost all her weight back to when she got there (420 pounds). Causing an extremely sensitive K to buckle to Ambers demands for junk food when her mask started to slip after being there a few years and nobody to hit/abuse since K's parents were always around. K started to gain as well as Amber needs her partners to eat with her.K knew Amber was not attracted to her sexually (in one video at a family friends party they got a little tipsy on Smirnoff Ice's and went for a walk and K tried to kiss Amber and Amber using her fakest Cali Retard voice says : "OMG KRYSTLE YOURE ACTING A FOOL!!" to which K says "what you dont like me anymore?" Amber replies "YoUrE jUst ACTeeN A f Ool RigHT nOw" K knew AL was not into her in a romantic/sexual way it was a long 4 year sleepover to where she got paid to be 13.
Amber was invited to stay and get her footing (lol) in VA to go to school. Her parents never ordered AL out when K broke it off whatsoever, even K said she didnt have to go if she didn't wanna but AL smelled a job/school/car talk coming and she was OUT.
Enter Dusty. Bitch was so desperate to avoid working or being on her own she sent Dusty ass shaking videos to let her know how fat she was. Now note; Dusty's Dad thought was moving in AL to the big house BUT Amber was the one who pushed for the apartment because she didnt wanna live under someones rules anymore. (translation: I wanna be a rude fat fuck and I dont need an adult around while I scream at my girlfriend for food at 3 am) One other example: Amber also broke Destiny's laptop screen during a tantrum cause Dusty wanted to play Sims 4 and Amber felt neglected...while in the same room.
Famous line uttered by Amber as soon as she got to Florida. "I'm 26 years old and I can do whatever the fuck I want" when Dusty told Amber they can be saving money not pigging out at Denny's all the time.
Dusty, when Amber and her moved into their Florida apartment, Dusty was about to register for college, her father and mother stressed if she wants to play house she has to go to school and amber has to be chipping in. Destiny's dad was furious at the fact his kid dropped college to takke care of and be to sole breadwinner to a 25/26 year old women when Dusty was 19/20 yo. THIS is the reason they moved to KY, because when their roommate (libbys sister the stripper as amber likes to call her) bailed cause they were fucking her royally with having to pay more rent than them, AL and Dusty were leaning on her Father to hellp pay their bills and Dad told his little sped to either go to college and work and Dad would loan the money to them but Amber needs to step up and find a full-time jerb or no monies honeys.
AL did not like Dusty to be going to college at ALL because of her disgusting jealousy so dusty never started school.
Hence Dusty and AL herple to Mama Cooks house and stayed there the entire summer to October only getting jobs in Sept.
Amber was making like no money yet like at most 300 bucks.
Beggy was fired she never quit her jerb that's why sometimes when AL said Beggy makes her own money she did, from short term disability from the fall then from unemployment from amber calling her jobsite 20-30 times a day. Amber just swooped in with some sweet sweet sugar mommy shit and beggy who is a lazy sack of adipose took the bait.
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No fucking way she has read House Of Leaves.
X to doubt. No fucking way. She wouldn’t get it, it’s too much for her smooth brain.
I would absolutely save that book from her though because she doesn’t deserve it.
I need to read it again, it’s been a while.
Her constant I can’t stop picking my skin bs is weird, it’s scars from beetus and cat scratches, most people I know who have it do a fucking number on their cuticles more than just scratching a scab off when your cat tries to run away from your annoying ass voice.
2/10 video. Still fat, still annoying, another day in the apartment.
X to doubt. No fucking way. She wouldn’t get it, it’s too much for her smooth brain.
I would absolutely save that book from her though because she doesn’t deserve it.
I need to read it again, it’s been a while.
Her constant I can’t stop picking my skin bs is weird, it’s scars from beetus and cat scratches, most people I know who have it do a fucking number on their cuticles more than just scratching a scab off when your cat tries to run away from your annoying ass voice.
2/10 video. Still fat, still annoying, another day in the apartment.
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Has Reddit had their collective meltdown yet?
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Great work @Situation Type Deal Gorl but you know me and my
Thanks for the corrections and for filling in some gaps in my hamberverse lore. I tend to zone out sometimes when she's rattling on since literally anything else, including watching my cat lick her ass, is more interesting. It's like a Sunday drive with your 80 year old Gran - mostly boring, with occasional jolts of adrenaline as she narrowly misses running down random pedestrians/cyclists, and lots of her telling you about back in the day, as if you've never heard all those stories before.
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@Situation Type Deal Gorl An excellent summary of at LEAST 3300 pages worth of posts into a single entry! If I were to add a bit of constructive criticism, I would suggest including a bit about 'anklegate'. It seems like it was significant in the Amber/Wipey dynamic. Wipey was pushing Amber to lose weight (and she had lost some with Ozempic), then insisting that she get off her shelf and walk. Then what does Amber do? Immediately takes a dive like an Italian Footballer and is suddenly 'bedbound' with a twisted ankle, putting on all of the weight she lost at Wipey's pushing (and MORE) within 6 weeks. (But then, I see it as important, because I think that and the WLS arc are as much for keeping Wipey in the picture as they are for adsense revenue).
Plot Summary with Commentary, readable in 2 minutes (or less)! I peaked before starting: FINAL binge diagnosis? Final? Place your bets: Binge Monster(TM) or not? My guess: it doesn't matter, as she'll just change it again when whatever she decides no longer fits the narrative. Okay, Mr Paris, ENGAGE!
TL;DR: Amber USED To have binging behaviour, but has cured it. Amber is still a quarter ton despite curing her Binge Eating because she eats to deal with her emotions. Amber and Jade exchange gifts as if Easter is a gift-exchanging holiday. Amber ignores a direct question from her audience asking about what happened to The Binge Monster(TM)
Plot Summary with Commentary, readable in 2 minutes (or less)! I peaked before starting: FINAL binge diagnosis? Final? Place your bets: Binge Monster(TM) or not? My guess: it doesn't matter, as she'll just change it again when whatever she decides no longer fits the narrative. Okay, Mr Paris, ENGAGE!
"Hello, welcome to a new vlog" Fuck you, gaslighter.
Second therapy session today. She woke up emotional because mental stuff is scary.
Amber's putting on her makeup because she feels that whenever you go to any sort of appointment, you should look put together. Unfortunately, that thought begins and ends with appointments, and doesn't spill over to her channel.
Rarity Gray successfully manages to scale Mount Hamber.
"Finished therapy. I wanna make it a priority.... unless I forget, or I'm busy or something". Hahaha, don't ever change, Ambo.
OHHHH, the 'priority' is to tell us (lies) about it. Don't bother.
Oh, today they discused if she binges. Therapist says no, but also Amber says no, (which I'm sure is the most important part). She HAD 'binge eating' problems in 2019, but she doesn't anymore. Her mindframe is different. SO THEN WHY ARE YOU STILL OVER 520 LBS?!
She doesn't want to talk about it. Oh wait, she does. She eats to avoid feeling emotions.
Head-shrinker wants her to journal what she's thinking and feeling whenever she gets the urge to eat. I think I found the perfect journal for her:
Well, that should at least last a couple of weeks.
She wants to go back on medicine again for her anxiety. What's the difference, she doesn't take it when it's prescribed?
MUH TRAUMA, MUH PTSD.
JUMPCUT!! It's an Easter Molment. Amber got some LEGOs, bookmarks, fidget toys, fake fish tank (because Amber's too incompetent to even care for a real gold fish), shitty caligraphy pens and food-themed socks (that she won't be able to put on). She bought Jade... a bunch of shit. I don't fucking care. NO ONE CARES! This is really just an oppotunity for Amber to flex about how much shit she bought for easter.
JADE SIGHTING FROM CHEST TO HIPS (standing behind island). Tats visible. Hey, show us your tats of Amber's writing!! They are amazed at the colour coordination of the PACKAGING. Making this quick because Jadehas to get back to her other girlfriend has to get back to work.
PO BOX UNBOXING!
Velvet box containing a heart necklace from the fan's business (which Amber doesn't give info on). HAHAHAHA HOUSE OF LEAVES!! (THANK YOU, YA RETARDED AMBABY!!) Amber claims to have already read it. You did not, you fucking bitch - you bought it, then donated it!
VOICE NOTES!
Favourite movie of all time is now A Simple Favor.
Amber didn't go to Comic Con.
Amber ignores the question about what happened to The Binge Monster(TM), saying "yikes on bikes".
Amber can't think of a quirk she only does by herself and not in front of others. (Then answer the binge monster question instead!)
Second therapy session today. She woke up emotional because mental stuff is scary.
Amber's putting on her makeup because she feels that whenever you go to any sort of appointment, you should look put together. Unfortunately, that thought begins and ends with appointments, and doesn't spill over to her channel.
Rarity Gray successfully manages to scale Mount Hamber.
"Finished therapy. I wanna make it a priority.... unless I forget, or I'm busy or something". Hahaha, don't ever change, Ambo.
OHHHH, the 'priority' is to tell us (lies) about it. Don't bother.
Oh, today they discused if she binges. Therapist says no, but also Amber says no, (which I'm sure is the most important part). She HAD 'binge eating' problems in 2019, but she doesn't anymore. Her mindframe is different. SO THEN WHY ARE YOU STILL OVER 520 LBS?!
She doesn't want to talk about it. Oh wait, she does. She eats to avoid feeling emotions.
Head-shrinker wants her to journal what she's thinking and feeling whenever she gets the urge to eat. I think I found the perfect journal for her:
Well, that should at least last a couple of weeks.
She wants to go back on medicine again for her anxiety. What's the difference, she doesn't take it when it's prescribed?
MUH TRAUMA, MUH PTSD.
JUMPCUT!! It's an Easter Molment. Amber got some LEGOs, bookmarks, fidget toys, fake fish tank (because Amber's too incompetent to even care for a real gold fish), shitty caligraphy pens and food-themed socks (that she won't be able to put on). She bought Jade... a bunch of shit. I don't fucking care. NO ONE CARES! This is really just an oppotunity for Amber to flex about how much shit she bought for easter.
JADE SIGHTING FROM CHEST TO HIPS (standing behind island). Tats visible. Hey, show us your tats of Amber's writing!! They are amazed at the colour coordination of the PACKAGING. Making this quick because Jade
PO BOX UNBOXING!
Velvet box containing a heart necklace from the fan's business (which Amber doesn't give info on). HAHAHAHA HOUSE OF LEAVES!! (THANK YOU, YA RETARDED AMBABY!!) Amber claims to have already read it. You did not, you fucking bitch - you bought it, then donated it!
VOICE NOTES!
Favourite movie of all time is now A Simple Favor.
Amber didn't go to Comic Con.
Amber ignores the question about what happened to The Binge Monster(TM), saying "yikes on bikes".
Amber can't think of a quirk she only does by herself and not in front of others. (Then answer the binge monster question instead!)
TL;DR: Amber USED To have binging behaviour, but has cured it. Amber is still a quarter ton despite curing her Binge Eating because she eats to deal with her emotions. Amber and Jade exchange gifts as if Easter is a gift-exchanging holiday. Amber ignores a direct question from her audience asking about what happened to The Binge Monster(TM)
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I am so curious.
How many of you farmers have read House Of Leaves?
It was such an obscure book until a few years ago. I have a couple copies but my favorite is the first printing. ALSO. Anyone read the whalestoe letters?
How many of you farmers have read House Of Leaves?
It was such an obscure book until a few years ago. I have a couple copies but my favorite is the first printing. ALSO. Anyone read the whalestoe letters?
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Oh, REALLY?
I'm not surprised. How in the hell is this not brought up to Hambutt constantly? So, like Chins, she's a greasy disgusting predator. I sincerely hope Jade slaps/punches/beats/refuses to wipe her.
Cornfed
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I think that something is going to give here soon. She has coasted by on her fat cycle for so long that "no one cares".
She is clearly trying to fuel rage by doing stupid shit like saying a dress is trauma based, but she blown past the point of people being mad to people just laughing at her. So even rage clicking won't work anymore.
I think she realizes that her lifestyle is not going to be sustainable on a dwindling income, and that she has zero chance of making anything anywhere else.
That monkey Jade is not fucking her either, except to get as much money as possible before placing out.
The WLS shit was a lie from the outset, and that is plain as day. Consistent weight gain, coupled with her public displays of delusion would disqualify her from any program.
She may actually be coming to a hard left turn that she is just too heavy to make...and the crash is going to be so funny to watch.
Her end is going to be similar to how the mother in Whats Eating Gilbert Grape ended. They are going to have to take out a wall to remove her dead body before finding an oversized hole to dump her in. Love that for her.
SO...keep doing what your doing fatty. It is white trash entertainment at its finest.
She is clearly trying to fuel rage by doing stupid shit like saying a dress is trauma based, but she blown past the point of people being mad to people just laughing at her. So even rage clicking won't work anymore.
I think she realizes that her lifestyle is not going to be sustainable on a dwindling income, and that she has zero chance of making anything anywhere else.
That monkey Jade is not fucking her either, except to get as much money as possible before placing out.
The WLS shit was a lie from the outset, and that is plain as day. Consistent weight gain, coupled with her public displays of delusion would disqualify her from any program.
She may actually be coming to a hard left turn that she is just too heavy to make...and the crash is going to be so funny to watch.
Her end is going to be similar to how the mother in Whats Eating Gilbert Grape ended. They are going to have to take out a wall to remove her dead body before finding an oversized hole to dump her in. Love that for her.
SO...keep doing what your doing fatty. It is white trash entertainment at its finest.
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This was right after she blamed Becky for cancer. The "outfit" she's wearing is from two weeks before "something bad happened" to her. It's that obese sassy set, she's only ever put it on display once. I call bullshit on all of it.
My Cat Is Racist
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Those views and ratios......yikes.
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Even more 8008135
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What a fat, boring loser.
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Hadn’t really paid attention to her videos in some time and for some reason, I watched more closely today. I don’t remember what weight she’s claiming to be these days but she has completely run out of any pretence of a fat girl angle. She is freaking massive and her age, weight and gravity are doing her no favours. The smallest movement has her jiggling.
She’s “baby stepped” herself into a no win situation at this point. All bullshit about WLS aside, if she’s not chair or bed bound, she’s dammed close.
She’s “baby stepped” herself into a no win situation at this point. All bullshit about WLS aside, if she’s not chair or bed bound, she’s dammed close.