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>Ralph is possessed by the demon that ruined chris' life
Well someone's been watching Audentum's stuff:
Well someone's been watching Audentum's stuff:
The Gunt Files -- The Thumb is Up There - A thread discussing paranormal gunt activity.
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I’ve been looking at some of the signs of demon possession and Ralph definitely hits them. First off depressed people and those who have substance abuse issues are easy prey. That’s a bingo for Ralph. Then there’s signs such as withdrawal from people in a social and physical sense (moving to Mexico and burning bridges), odd behaviors outside of norm (just a grab bag with Ralph), anger/resentment showing up out of no where with emotional intensity directed towards family/friends (again burning bridges, randomly screaming and cursing Metokur and others without cause), speaking in tongues (the Ralph meltdown Chrissy Mayer video where he just ends it garbling a bunch of word before just saying bish), and having other worldly knowledge he shouldn’t apparently know (Ralph frequently brings up how he knows things despite having no business knowing them)
So far I haven’t researched what happens when a possessed person sires a child, but I suspect the Chris Chan Demon is looking for it’s new host to possess until the Ralph form ends, and with Chris wanting to be a girl and Meigh giving birth to a girl… I want to say Rozy is the ultimate vessel for when Ralph passes (she’s even unbaptized) and the demon needs a host.
So far I haven’t researched what happens when a possessed person sires a child, but I suspect the Chris Chan Demon is looking for it’s new host to possess until the Ralph form ends, and with Chris wanting to be a girl and Meigh giving birth to a girl… I want to say Rozy is the ultimate vessel for when Ralph passes (she’s even unbaptized) and the demon needs a host.
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Ralph is subconsciously fighting back against the demon by minimizing Rozy's chances to make it to adulthood.
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"Surely there's a reasonable explanation for this, Mulder.
Firstly the street named Ralph. Looking at the satellite images shows that Ralph Avenue isn't even the street they recorded.
As you can see this is the same location our witnesses recorded on. What does Ralph Avenue look like?
It's just a residential side street, nothing like the road from the video. Besides this falsifying of the evidence, how could low income Canadian streets be influenced by our suspect? They couldn't possibly be related.
Here is the total length of the street as well. Hardly enough room for casino laundromats and gas bars, Mulder.
Next, his midsection. This "gunt" is simply a pocket of excess fat and scar tissue from the abuse the suspect has put his body through, more likely caused by alcohol and prescription drugs. It's only alive in the sense that it's connected to a human being.
The karma and retribution? A person that puts himself into dangerous circumstances will eventually regret doing so. It's just probability. Same thing for the candle. You can't attribute the negative events in his life to superstitions, that's what gives them power.
I mean come on Mulder, you can't really think this is caused by a... a psychic purple demon hedgehog?"
Firstly the street named Ralph. Looking at the satellite images shows that Ralph Avenue isn't even the street they recorded.
As you can see this is the same location our witnesses recorded on. What does Ralph Avenue look like?
It's just a residential side street, nothing like the road from the video. Besides this falsifying of the evidence, how could low income Canadian streets be influenced by our suspect? They couldn't possibly be related.
Here is the total length of the street as well. Hardly enough room for casino laundromats and gas bars, Mulder.
Next, his midsection. This "gunt" is simply a pocket of excess fat and scar tissue from the abuse the suspect has put his body through, more likely caused by alcohol and prescription drugs. It's only alive in the sense that it's connected to a human being.
The karma and retribution? A person that puts himself into dangerous circumstances will eventually regret doing so. It's just probability. Same thing for the candle. You can't attribute the negative events in his life to superstitions, that's what gives them power.
I mean come on Mulder, you can't really think this is caused by a... a psychic purple demon hedgehog?"
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My theory is Ralph is a champion of the Four Chaos Gods. Khorne cause he's a rage hog, Slaanesh because he embodies the excess of alcohol and drugs as well as being a convicted sex offender, Tzeentch cause he is constantly trying to rewrite his past and screaming "Its nawt truuuuu", and finally Nurgle, his house is a damp mire filled with tropical biting bugs and filth.
Think about it, even one of his worst decisions that effected his life was when he entered a Warp Portal (Faith's asshole) and got a gift from Nurgle (a shit nugget).
My verdict? Burn the heretic with fire
Think about it, even one of his worst decisions that effected his life was when he entered a Warp Portal (Faith's asshole) and got a gift from Nurgle (a shit nugget).
My verdict? Burn the heretic with fire
Fag Albert
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so all i have to do is give him a johnny cage split punch to the gunt and ill finally free the sektur
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true, after that meme hasn't really been the same since
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I think its more a case that he reads the Farms. The Sonichu Demon is something thats been discussed here for years.
The Inquisition concurs with this, both the evaluation and the solution.
Climaxing Sunset
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Nobody has ever thought about Esoteric Guntism, but here’s one I’ll point out
The Killstream
It’s an appropriate name because the Killstream is literally killing Ethan Ralph. The rage, the dependence on alcohol and drugs to stay focused (or lack thereof), the hollering, and the near death experienced as asskickings Ralph has put himself into
Not only that, Ralph is now in Mexico, which shoots up his chances of being sliced into pieces by some Mexican cartel and turned into Aztec soup.
The Killstream
It’s an appropriate name because the Killstream is literally killing Ethan Ralph. The rage, the dependence on alcohol and drugs to stay focused (or lack thereof), the hollering, and the near death experienced as asskickings Ralph has put himself into
Not only that, Ralph is now in Mexico, which shoots up his chances of being sliced into pieces by some Mexican cartel and turned into Aztec soup.
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Imo the spookiest tale from the SCG foundation (secure & contain the gunt foundation) is the story of the Tortured viewers.
Basically there's a group of people who used to watch a semi-popular political streamer in 2018 who have been forced to watch dead air and the occasional mumbling of a half-dead beast for the last 5 years, something no sane man would do. Rumor has it in 2019 they were watching a stream when a disgusting, scarred, undulating mass of flesh appaered on screen hanging below the shirt of said streamer and hypnotized them. Otherwise we have no idea how they could still torture themselves so severely by watching the most boring livestream on earth day in and day out, it must be excruciating.
We're not sure how to help these poor brainwashed souls, but there's some hope that after he dies they'll be free. However we may have found an instance of the undulating flesh blob actually reproducing as a second, even more torturously boring fat blob anomaly has been found in Ontario, Canada. Study is ongoing but so far it's been found that the second bigger blob has somehow ensared it's own viewers to watch it's hideously boring streams as well.
Basically there's a group of people who used to watch a semi-popular political streamer in 2018 who have been forced to watch dead air and the occasional mumbling of a half-dead beast for the last 5 years, something no sane man would do. Rumor has it in 2019 they were watching a stream when a disgusting, scarred, undulating mass of flesh appaered on screen hanging below the shirt of said streamer and hypnotized them. Otherwise we have no idea how they could still torture themselves so severely by watching the most boring livestream on earth day in and day out, it must be excruciating.
We're not sure how to help these poor brainwashed souls, but there's some hope that after he dies they'll be free. However we may have found an instance of the undulating flesh blob actually reproducing as a second, even more torturously boring fat blob anomaly has been found in Ontario, Canada. Study is ongoing but so far it's been found that the second bigger blob has somehow ensared it's own viewers to watch it's hideously boring streams as well.
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That's not really paranormal though, he's just bloating so quickly the fat is eating the space his hair used to be.
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The sheer bifurcation of that gunt into two separate flesh aprons that look like a front ass when unveiled is anomalous in and of itself.
Imagine being gunted like Pantsu and feeling that thing slide across your naked abdomen.
Imagine being gunted like Pantsu and feeling that thing slide across your naked abdomen.
CheeseCrackers
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ralph named his daughter rozy.
chrischan calls rosechu "rosey"
how curious...perhaps the demon possessing ralph is trying to fulfill some sort of autistic prophesy.
she may be a real demon child,indeed. maybe worse than chrischan himself one day
chrischan calls rosechu "rosey"
how curious...perhaps the demon possessing ralph is trying to fulfill some sort of autistic prophesy.
she may be a real demon child,indeed. maybe worse than chrischan himself one day
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Demonology sperging ahead. I sometimes wonder if I actually do have a vocation to the priesthood as an exorcist despite my impediments. Maybe those sins I struggle with make me even stronger against them, I have no idea. Demons love to reveal your unconfessed sins to the world.
Demonic possession requires absolute and unequivocal consent from a free soul. Demons can and will infest homes under certain circumstances and torment the living with the fear they feast upon but they can't progress beyond the stages of infestation and oppression until they find a crack in the walls through their efforts to wear people down. I don't believe most poltergeists are demonic but more than a few are.
When they feel ready to offer you full possession, all of the frightening preternatural phenomena (especially around you in particular) will cease to exist and you'll be blessed with visions of angels of light and filled with peace....as long as you agree.
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I know fuck all about demonology beyond being disappointed that the Ars Goetia is a rather brief Mesopotamian pokedex, but if I had to guess then I would assume the dulling of mental faculties that substance abuse always brings will give any demon a real advantage in possessing someone. All those years of maker's mark and xannieberries had to add up over the years.
As for chris I just assume anyone who is naturally fucked in the head via mental illness is in a similar boat by default.
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As I said before, demonic possession is a very unusual situation and involves specific signs.
Ralph and his "Tradwife" horse living in a sty in Mexico aren't exactly a high-profile demonic target but it is watching.
It knows.
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The Gunt is Chaos Bifurcated
A demon wouldn't even need to torment or scare Ralph into signing a contract. He is tormented and scared enough on his own. It would just need to promise him all that is needed to own the alawgs; a hot trad wife, a bitchin' life down in the tropical sun, all the modelo and xannieberries and ice cream he could ask for etc. From Ralph's perspective it must be a sweet deal but for us and the hypothetical demon it has produced hilarious results.
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Meigh's cohabitation with Ralph as his sexual partner is the real Procedure 110-Montauk.
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Matthew 8:30-32
30 Now there was a herd of many pigs feeding at a distance from them. 31 And the demons begged Him, saying, “If You are going to cast us out, send us into the herd of pigs.” 32 And He said to them, “Go!” And they came out and went into the pigs; and behold, the whole herd rushed down the steep bank into the sea and drowned in the waters.
Luke 8:30-33
30 And Jesus asked him, “What is your name?” And he said, “Legion”; because many demons had entered him. 31 And they were begging Him not to command them to go away into the abyss.
32 Now there was a herd of many pigs feeding there on the mountain; and the demons begged Him to permit them to enter the pigs. And He gave them permission. 33 And the demons came out of the man and entered the pigs; and the herd rushed down the steep bank into the lake and was drowned.
Chris Chan telling everyone he is Jesus and demons being transferred to pigs.....
Gunt may be headed for a watery grave yet.
30 Now there was a herd of many pigs feeding at a distance from them. 31 And the demons begged Him, saying, “If You are going to cast us out, send us into the herd of pigs.” 32 And He said to them, “Go!” And they came out and went into the pigs; and behold, the whole herd rushed down the steep bank into the sea and drowned in the waters.
Luke 8:30-33
30 And Jesus asked him, “What is your name?” And he said, “Legion”; because many demons had entered him. 31 And they were begging Him not to command them to go away into the abyss.
32 Now there was a herd of many pigs feeding there on the mountain; and the demons begged Him to permit them to enter the pigs. And He gave them permission. 33 And the demons came out of the man and entered the pigs; and the herd rushed down the steep bank into the lake and was drowned.
Chris Chan telling everyone he is Jesus and demons being transferred to pigs.....
Gunt may be headed for a watery grave yet.