Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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He looks like a fucking bent cop, who dresses like this on their wedding day? Who gets that haircut?
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No. Little baby infant childe. I do not hide my freshly ground niggeroni in my shell. That would be you
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Edit: if anything the rules are too lax, I think there's no value in posting full dox and/or PII even if it's available elsewhere, but Dear Feeder allows it out of his autistic commitment to freedom of speech, which is commendable in a way, if foolhardy. Point is though that the rules here are certainly not too strict, if anything this site has the opposite problem, and you're a braindead faggot with rocks in your head if you think otherwise.
yeah. a lax punishment means that users aren't discouraged from trolling (and boasting about it), a lot of forums would permaban users for that. I wouldn't be surprised if allowing doxxing just encourages weens.
 
I know we all like to think the worst of Fatrick but I'm not convinced, I don't think he's smart or tech savvy enough to do that so much without getting caught and the gain on his end seems minimal.
I originally didn't think there was any chance that Pat could be SWATing himself, but the more it continues to happen the greater the chances of him being involved.

From the perspective of someone who is SWATing him for the 50th time; what is the reward? The risk greatly outweighs any kicks they could get out of it. The cops don't really seem to be doing shit about it and its way past the point where it will be dangerous to call one in, neither Kiwis or Owen care, there is literally no reason to do it. It only benefits Pats victimhood. It doesn't make sense that someone would waste their time trying to benefit Pat unless its porque squealer himself.
what if they arent thinking about the risk? It only takes a a few obsessed morons for it to keep happenning. As for the reward Maybe they want to feel like they are badass hackers and are epicly pwning pat.

Or it could be for similar reasons people keep texting him like 5 years later. He gives the same response each time, but they still do it.
 
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I'm a little late on handyman Fatrick but I do a lot of handyman work up keeping barns, farming, welding, building decks, patios etc so I can't help but comment on this.

It is extremely unlikely a hammer handle would naturally fracture like that even if used in the fattest stupidest manner. You would expect to see a lot more splinters and cracking running longitudinally up the handle. It is very difficult to cleanly fracture wood perpendicular to the grain like that. And looking at the wood right below the fracture, the handle looks aged and distressed but nowhere near decayed enough that even a strong man could just snap it like that. This is just embarrassing Pat, stop.

I think it was left out as other people said, moisture held under the metal head against the wood will rot it quicker and lead to a more perpendicular split. Most likely using it to pry the board like someone else guessed. I agree on how splits typically look, for example here's a sledge hammer I split this fall. However unlike Pat I am not a fat retard so I solved the problem by whittling down the top section of the remaining handle to fit in the head, reused the spacer out of the broken side and now I have a ~8" shorter sledge that works fine for $0. Easily fixed or replaced handles are the main benefit to wood handle hammers.

(Image uploads are still broken for me so I guess you'll have to imagine my broken sledge pic, thanks Null)

No, child, I did not break my old hammer to have an excuse to buy a shinier one. These are your delusions again.

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As someone who owns a few thousand in Milwaukee tools, batteries, and boxes I think their composite handle hammers are overpriced junk. Cordless power tools are their best products and are heavily trade focused on automotive, electrical, and plumbing none of which he does. Our pretend handyman should be in the discount homeowner tool section and has no reason to touch the Big Red other than "it looks neat and is named where I live"

holy shit dremel disks are expensive just replace the damn risers, probably cheaper
Replacing the risers was the more difficult option, a lot more measuring and cutting compared to cutting the screws. I'm not sure why he even bothered with the Dremel tho, not enough hand strength? Ripping a screw out of a rotted board with pliers is easy and snapping a screw in solid wood is even easier. Pats finger muscles must be withering away tapping on Twitter all day.
 
I originally didn't think there was any chance that Pat could be SWATing himself, but the more it continues to happen the greater the chances of him being involved.

From the perspective of someone who is SWATing him for the 50th time; what is the reward? The risk greatly outweighs any kicks they could get out of it. The cops don't really seem to be doing shit about it and its way past the point where it will be dangerous to call one in, neither Kiwis or Owen care, there is literally no reason to do it. It only benefits Pats victimhood. It doesn't make sense that someone would waste their time trying to benefit Pat unless its porque squealer himself.
Not to mention they pretty much only happen or at least increase in frequency when fatrick has some sort of problem going on in his life that he wants to distract others and possibly himself from.
 
congratulations on page 1700 to the fatrick orbiters. 100 more and we'll have as many pages as dollars his phone apparently costs. the one he broke by being retarded. does that portend the destruction of the thread? time will tell.
Fatrick will drop the KF severs into the mexican beach waters
 
You can say what you want but you're wrong, the rules here are good and as I said the only reasonable criticism of them is that they allow too much to be posted here. "The KiwiFarms do too much to protect lolcows" is a fucking psychotic take and I sure as hell will call you out for it.
It's in our interests not to protect the lolcows, particularly from their own mistakes. It's not in our interest to produce content.

It's one thing if Patrick picks a fight with ONA; that's allowed, and is funny. It's another thing is we pick the fight with him; that's not allowed, and is dumb and gay.
 
congratulations on page 1700 to the fatrick orbiters. 100 more and we'll have as many pages as dollars his phone apparently costs. the one he broke by being retarded. does that portend the destruction of the thread? time will tell.
Wrong again in every detail as always, stalker. The phone broke because Samsung lied, everyone knows "water resistant" is exactly the same thing as "you can go swimming with your phone" stalker child, Samsung has clearly been infiltrated by stalker childs who lied to me in this manner to destroy my phone, and much like you, prison awaits them all.
 
I'll admit I don't know who's "SWATTTTING" Fatfuck. It could be Fatprick hisself, it could be a brotherman, it could be the MPD, it could be a kiwi, or it could be a hooligan. What I do know is that whoever it is, is a faggot.
Could be someone unrelated like a nabour or from that bar he waists his time in or any of the many men who chucked him with his ex wife, I mean he is not a fortune soul.
 
Could be someone unrelated like a nabour…
I’ve always been convinced it was someone in his orbit - a neighbor with whom he’s had words, some former friend or family member he’s offended, a person who just simply dislikes him because he’s so thoroughly unlikable or even someone who stumbled across information about the failed SFWA-funded LOLsuit and remembered him as “that fat doofus from high school who argues with fence posts”.

At this point it doesn’t even feel like it’s a keffals-adjacent person or an anti-farms person [not that I ever believed he had the saavy to be part of a self-swatting campaign].

What really amazes me is that the person[s?] responsible hasn’t yet screwed up and gotten caught.
 
I’ve always been convinced it was someone in his orbit - a neighbor with whom he’s had words, some former friend or family member he’s offended, a person who just simply dislikes him because he’s so thoroughly unlikable or even someone who stumbled across information about the failed SFWA-funded LOLsuit and remembered him as “that fat doofus from high school who argues with fence posts”.

At this point it doesn’t even feel like it’s a keffals-adjacent person or an anti-farms person [not that I ever believed he had the saavy to be part of a self-swatting campaign].

What really amazes me is that the person[s?] responsible hasn’t yet screwed up and gotten caught.
I would be prepared to believe that living next door to him must be quite taxing as any interactions would come with the urge to ether slap him or laugh at his failures.
He lacks the self awareness to realise to be a Keffals.
Also avoiding be found by him would be about as difficult as putting on a hat, as his ego blinds him.
He is the Chris-chan of American writing.
 
I think they've figured out he's just doing it to himself.
At this point, it has to be this. For the MPD not to do anything at all means they know that either it'll never come to anything or he's doing it himself. The fact that nobody has gone down for these alleged SWATings means the latter.

Also, dear lord, the rules could be flashing big red letters in your face & there will always be some idiot newfag breaking them. Jesus.
 
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