Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[LonesomeDud]

Why don't you guys take ten from the basement, go outside, touch grass, and thank God you're not as fat as Rick and can still waddle up the stairs. Stop fighting with your brothers.

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

Actually that situation happened not too long ago and the home owner opened fire on them, and of course the state tried to ruin his life for it. Luckily they failed and the jury found him not guilty.

Seriously? That's fucking retarded.

 

[Markorian]

This forced board war conflict is cringe and gay, and anyone pushing it is a fat faggot with bitch tits nearly as big as squealer's. The sites exist for different purposes with different ethos, and that's how it should be. Anyways, on to the main 5 theories for SWATters:

1): Patrick himself, including him hiring someone to do it for him
One of the more compelling ones, as Fat is really the only person with anything to gain from this. Whether or not he's behind it, he's clearly trying to milk it for all it's worth, but the one issue is that Fatrick is a clinically retarded and morbidly obese 1.2 gpa failure, and I just don't see him doing it this many times with no issue, when he can't manage simple graffiti on his property once without giving up the game. Still, hard to ignore how convenient some of them have been, and how they amp up in frequency whenever Fat is trying to distract people or gain notoriety.

2): Kiwi
Obviously the one I most hope isn't the case, but it's hard to completely discount rogue actors. We get plenty of people in the thread right here from time to time a-logging and demanding we ween harder, and while it's far from the majority opinion or overall spirit of the site, it's at least worth considering. Generally though, when people a-log or ween, they're desperate for attention, so it's a little odd for it to be one of them when no one has gone on some ill advised attentionwhore spergfest trying to proclaim themselves as the "final boss of Pork Squealer!"

3): Pest
Easy to point fingers, given the different culture of their site, more personal beef with him, and the fact that 99% of actual contact with Fat comes from their end, but I feel like arbitrarily pointing fingers at them is just as gay as them doing it to us. My point above counts for double, pests love to post any interactions they have with him, from random tweets, to texts, and even phone calls. If attention is what the SWATter is after, they'd get plenty of it over at OnA if they bragged that they were the one doing it.

4): Someone he annoyed irl (Drunks at Hoolies)
Bit of a wildcard one, but from everything we've seen, Fatrick acts just as smug and arrogant irl as he does online, if not more so because a twitter post or text doesn't inherently convey his sanctimonious and self important whine that his voice always has. I could see him spouting off on how he's such an Übermensch for having a half dozen failed books and so much above all these dumb hicks at the bar and how sitting in his favorite stool is a hate crime one too many times. Vindictive alcoholics with nothing to lose can go to some crazy lengths to fuck someone over.

5): Someone he annoyed online (twitter)
I'll be honest, I'm just not seeing this one. The vast majority of his interactions come through twitter, and most of them are borderline incapable of doing the work required to find his easily accessed address. As someone else pointed out, they don't really seem the SWATting type, they'd just bot your tweet and brag about "muh ratio" until the end of time.

Bonus):
Crackpot theory, but what if it's someone with a beef against the farms, OnA, and any other sort of site like this? Obviously, we're the first suspects when anything like this happens, and it really ramped up when there was this massive SWATting campaign last year that perfectly coincided with drop kiwi farms. No one else really has much to gain from SWATting this fat retard.

 

[JJLiautaud]

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So they did what Pat instructed them to do, and it's still a SWATTTTTTTTing.

Like Patrick, whoever keeps doing his is also a fat faggot with bitchtits.

Have we ever figured out why he spells SWATTed that way, yes i know 1.2 gpa but its such an unnatural misspelling it can only be a hypercorrection, the linguistic profile of this character must make for some fascinating reading.

 

[Markorian]

My headcanon is the SWAT acronym and the second capitalized T are separate, he's just being accurate to how he overenunciates his T's in a misguided attempt to appear smart and authoritative.

 

[Broadside]

SpaceEdge posted about some pajeet lady named Jacqueline Singh inserting herself into the Pativerse.

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But wait...what's-a this?

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Oopsy doodles! Look out, Rascals, you got a spy in the base!

Careful bitch, or you'll get a thread too

 

[Chan the Wizard]

I think Pat is SWATTING himself to lull the cops into complicity for when he murders Nikki.

 

[Meat Target]

Careful bitch, or you'll get a thread too

She's coming out swinging at SpaceEdge.



"I don't lie. Haven't you seen my website?"

 

[AprilRains]

I see one other possible theory to explain at least some of these incidents. It's possible that the reports are being made in good faith. Pat is a rage monster. It wouldn't surprise me if he were occasionally acting in a threatening way toward Nikki. This would also explain why the police respond in force to at least some of the reports.

 

[President Tonald Drump]

3): Pest
Easy to point fingers, given the different culture of their site, more personal beef with him, and the fact that 99% of actual contact with Fat comes from their end, but I feel like arbitrarily pointing fingers at them is just as gay as them doing it to us. My point above counts for double, pests love to post any interactions they have with him, from random tweets, to texts, and even phone calls. If attention is what the SWATter is after, they'd get plenty of it over at OnA if they bragged that they were the one doing it.

if someone admitted to swatting they probably still get banned from ona. But a swatter would get attention if they admitted to it anywhere.
Keep in mind people can be active on multiple websites. Theirs people who use both forums and twitter.

 

[Maude Snew]

I am so sick of people poking at Null and trying to get this thread locked. You don’t have to like him, but please respect how much shit he’s put up with for these boards. If they go down, where can I go to call people fat faggots?

I think Kiwi Farms is a pretty cool guy. Eh janny lolcows and doesn't afraid of anything.

 

[FinnSven]

Crackpot theory, but what if it's someone with a beef against the farms, OnA, and any other sort of site like this? Obviously, we're the first suspects when anything like this happens, and it really ramped up when there was this massive SWATting campaign last year that perfectly coincided with drop kiwi farms. No one else really has much to gain from SWATting this fat retard.

That’s actually credible, out of all of the speculation.

A rogue troon or Keffals wannabe might pull this kind of stunt.
If it backfires and Fatrick mouths off at the wrong copper or forgets he is holding his Glock when he comes to the door, resulting in him getting killed, it’s not like the troon brigade would give much of a shit.

One of their own being killed would be an outrage, but this way an acceptable loss is made in the hope of getting Kiwifarms or OnA blamed for a man being shot by police.

Most of the Troons who are documented and public here are borderline psychotic, I can’t see keffals, Kevvie Gibes, or Erin giving two shits about Fatrick himself, so an anon Troon trying to be a hero probably wouldn’t either.

 

[Piggle Rick]

I know I’m new to the Rick lore, but my theory is that it’s a neighbour who wants him to move away.

Wasn’t it a little sus that a neighbour “just happened” to voice record him sperging at the police that night?

Maybe they hear him constantly being a super-cunt to his wife or to someone on the phone, and they just call it in, hoping he’ll move house?

Imagine living next to that lispy aggressive fat faggot. I’d want him gone too.

 

[Meat Target]

That’s actually credible, out of all of the speculation.

A rogue troon or Keffals wannabe might pull this kind of stunt.
If it backfires and Fatrick mouths off at the wrong copper or forgets he is holding his Glock when he comes to the door, resulting in him getting killed, it’s not like the troon brigade would give much of a shit.

One of their own being killed would be an outrage, but this way an acceptable loss is made in the hope of getting Kiwifarms or OnA blamed for a man being shot by police.

Most of the Troons who are documented and public here are borderline psychotic, I can’t see keffals, Kevvie Gibes, or Erin giving two shits about Fatrick himself, so an anon Troon trying to be a hero probably wouldn’t either.

That seems like a stretch. Not everything is some troonwaffen master plan.

Like Pat, trannies cannot think two steps ahead of anything. Even Elliot Dong Gone Phooey had to give up once he had exhausted all his "girl talk" favors.

 

[A Sunset]

She's coming out swinging at SpaceEdge.

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"I don't lie. Haven't you seen my website?"

She’s so experience in dealing with trolls that she instantly outed her sock. Even Shane Nokes had the sense to not admire @KF Cruiser was his sock.

This Chubby Pajeet is a real retard.


Good request, that pic of her fatly kneeling is pretty good. If you post funny pics of her in that thread that’ll help too.

EDIT: Got em homie, thanks LOL

 

[Ophelia]

Maybe it’s the “Clue” ending.

One of their own being killed would be an outrage,

No one gives a fuck about Patrick. He doesn’t belong anywhere.

my theory is that it’s a neighbour who wants him to move away.

They’re more retarded than Pat is if committing a crime over and over again seems like the best way to accomplish this.

 

[FinnSven]

That seems like a stretch. Not everything is some troonwaffen master plan.

Like Pat, trannies cannot think two steps ahead of anything. Even Elliot Dong Gone Phooey had to give up once he had exhausted all his "girl talk" favors.

Until we find out, pretty much anything is feasible.

If and when we do, it will probably actually be a massive let down, just something mundane and boring or some kind of weird mistake at dispatch.

 

[Piggle Rick]

Until we find out, pretty much anything is feasible.

If and when we do, it will probably actually be a massive let down, just something mundane and boring or some kind of weird mistake at dispatch.

I want to give this the opposite of a rainbow

 

[siegemeister675]

She’s so experience in dealing with trolls that she instantly outed her sock. Even Shane Nokes had the sense to not admire @KF Cruiser was his sock.

This Chubby Pajeet is a real retard.

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Good request, that pic of her fatly kneeling is pretty good. If you post funny pics of her in that thread that’ll help too.

Rubin Remus outed himself here the same way

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

Crackpot theory, but what if it's someone with a beef against the farms, OnA, and any other sort of site like this?

I think this is the answer. There are multiple names with active beefs against KF that have used SWATting in the past. The problem with the theory is that no one is trying to take credit/claim affiliation with KF or Ona for that matter.

Even Elliot Dong Gone Phooey had to give up once he had exhausted all his "girl talk" favors.

There’s no evidence that he’s given up. It could be that he’s simply not being discussed anymore.