Artcow WogglebugLoveProductions / Cynthia Hanson / Cherie Anne Hapney - One Womanchild's Fruitless Quest to Make Her Cockroach Husbando a Household Name

[Spastic Cologne]

Which one of you is this?

https://youtu.be/FKCmyiljKo0?t=64

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

He's been pretty active but this post is of note as the orange soda mention cements him as a troll in my eyes.

Not only a mention, also a can of orange Fanta in Woggy's hand.

 

[SaveTheWhales]

Not only a mention, also a can of orange Fanta in Woggy's hand.

What, is Wogglebug up there with juggalos and Homestuck fans in the Faygo fan club?

 

[Picklechu]

Isn't Sunkist what Cherie claims to have drank so much of that her teeth rotted out of her head?

 

[Trombonista]

Not only a mention, also a can of orange Fanta in Woggy's hand.

That's actually Sunkist.

I remember Cynthia getting Woggy into orange soda in her fantasy visit short. Is Sunkist her preferred brand?

 

[Woggly Wand Wizard]

And I drink Sunkist orange soda. And I am only relating what my scale has reported. And I've also been drinking this low card chocolate drink I got from BioTrust which is meant to help with my metabolism. And I read that one should lose 1 or 2 pounds a week to be on the right track of losing weight. It may have been three weeks ago I started losing weight.

This is from two years ago. Looks like she drinks Sunkist brand orange soda, as in the drawing from Dave Sampson, and possibly some chocolate drink from "BioTrust" (which is a super sketchy name). I wonder how the weight loss has been going....

 

[Yummy Gummy]

A Happy Easter Had By All In Genoma!


-Cheri & Woggie after the Annual Easter Egg Hunt.

& Now A Quick Refresher... It's WoggleTrivia Time!


-Here's Woggie trying his 1st Sunkist Orange Soda.
-The Sunkist tickles his nose, but he doesn't sneeze- He Hiccups!
-During their 1st IRL encounter they have Grilled Cheese Sandwiches & what appears to be a tasty dessert.


-Cheri also likes Chocolate Pudding.
Perhaps a lil too much...

Carbonation & the Damage Done.


-Sody Pop can be rough on your chompers.
-After finally going to the Dentist, Cheri got herself a New Smile.
-But after some Dirty Internet Bullies mocked her, she stopped wearing them in her Woggle-Vlogs.
(Despite them arguably being an improvement.)

Inquiry from the AGP: Where are the Dentures now?

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Kayra's probably a troll.

Of course they are. The US banned carbon tetrachloride in the 1970's and acetonitrile is toxic if ingested there's tons of deadlier things to send this person that are easier and cheaper to get.

It just sounds scary which ups Cynthia's paranoia. Hell the troll could have claimed to have been sent dihydrogen monoxide and Cynthia would think it's some dangerous chemical when in reality it's water.

After finally going to the Dentist, Cheri got herself a New Smile.
-But after some Dirty Internet Bullies mocked her, she stopped wearing them in her Woggle-Vlogs.

So she chose to look worse by not putting in her dentures and she wants us to think she's not retarded?

 

[Spastic Cologne]

WogglebugLoveProductions legitimately makes uncanny nightmares like these look like Pixar water...

I mean at least this shite has movement and you know, actual animation...

Anybug bought that new OpenAI authored/generated Wogglebook yet?
If so could you please upload a PDF copy when convenient?
If only @The Knife was still with us to provide a no doubt hilarious audiobook.
Whatever became of her anyway?
She died?

Late but you got to love how when searching Wogglebug on YouTube @WogglebugLover's sensory train wreck isn't even the first nor the second nor the third nor the forth result to come up.

Somewhat even more telling that Baum's own original regrettable creation doesn't even appear on the first few pages of a cursory YT search of his own Wogglname, further solidifying the indisputable fact of what an irrefutably highly unlikable thoroughly forgettable character he truly is, was and forever will be.
A fact L. Frank himself would be very grateful of I'm sure.
No thanks to you Cynthia...

 

[Trombonista]

If only @The Knife was still with us to provide a no doubt hilarious audiobook.
Whatever became of her anyway?
She died?

I think her husband got mocked one too many times and they both left.

 

[Spastic Cologne]

I think her husband got mocked one too many times and they both left.

By whom and for what?

 

[Trombonista]

By whom and for what?

By chat, for powerleveling and wearing a utilikilt.

Anyway, here's some more John the Armadillo:

 

[Spastic Cologne]

By chat, for powerleveling and wearing a utilikilt.

Anyway, here's some more John the Armadillo:

Shame, Wogglebitch was hilarious.

Now that's what I call a likable character.

Look at him go!

 

[Falcon Sebben]

By chat, for powerleveling and wearing a utilikilt.

Anyway, here's some more John the Armadillo:

One of the biggest rules is don't powerlevel. We all do it from time to time but if you're getting ribbed just go with it and people will move on unless you're acting really autistic about it.

But then this is the Orchards. We eat our own especially if you stray too far down the path of becoming a cow yourself.

 

[stale bread]

The new “book” has been released by Dave and Cynthia.

 

[Spastic Cologne]

Ask and you shall receive I guess.

Thank you Dave Sampson, whoever/whatever the hell you are...

Edit: @stale bread just beat me to it, you bastard.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Ask and you shall receive I guess.
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Thank you Dave Sampson, whoever/whatever the hell you are...
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Edit: @stale bread just beat me to it, you bastard.

There is no way in hell this is for real. Dave has to be a troll because the barely hidden homoeroticism between Woggy and friend Froggy is just leaping out of every page.

Although I'm confused about this part, "Woggy sat beside him, stroking his friend's soft, fluffy fur".

...

Since when do frogs have fur?

 

[Spastic Cologne]

Although I'm confused about this part, "Woggy sat beside him, stroking his friend's soft, fluffy fur".

...

Since when do frogs have fur?

Since your co-author is an AI, and Cynthia Hanson apparently...
At least that's what I chalked it up to.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Although I'm confused about this part, "Woggy sat beside him, stroking his friend's soft, fluffy fur".

...

Since when do frogs have fur?

He's a human-frog hybrid. Maybe he has pubes.

Dave has to be a troll

I don't think so. I'm sure no troll or someone associated with the Farms would say something like this:

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I don't think so. I'm sure no troll or someone associated with the Farms would say something like this:

Oh how silly of me. You're right. No member of the Orchards have ever used that phrase. Carry on.