💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Twitter Is Cancer]

Am I reading this right? Rekieta banned a second Locals poster for daring to criticize him and he coped afterwards by talking about how he was going to drop 40k on a motorcycle?

Why is he in the kitchen? Wasn't he supposed to do a hot tub stream last night? Was he mad about banning Hydro so he decided to head to the kitchen and stress eat some noodles instead?

Bans the harmless and friendly Hydro PX but encourages Still-Life the potentially murderous loon who even Locals has started actually policing. Rekieta: king of petulant cuntery.

 

[ColinQuinnsStent]

Apparently not satisfied with his $100,000 Mustang, he now want to get a $40,000 top of the line Ducati super bike.

Typical nigger rich mentality thinking the appeal of a bike is its price point. I hope he immediately crashes into another ditch riding home from the dealer, everybody knows you buy a used bike for your first because you WILL put it down.

 

[Kopasea]

Apparently not satisfied with his $100,000 Mustang, he now want to get a $40,000 top of the line Ducati super bike. This isn't like your Mustang Nick, you wipe out on this thing and they'll be pouring you into the coffin lmao.

I can't imagine buying a Ducati super bike as my first bike. I used to ride an 80s CX500 (great bike) and I wouldn't feel super comfortable riding a bike designed to go 150+ even with some years of experience. Since I know he reads the thread, he should get a dual sport first and get some experience riding before attempting to smear himself across the asphalt cause, "he loves to go fast"

But then again, I apparently don't have the lolcow gene so I generally think about what I do before I act.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

he now want to get a $40,000 top of the line Ducati super bike.

... Has Rackets been reading the Ralph thread on accident? "Oh boy, it sure would be the coolest to own a motorcycle!"

 

[AnOminous]

Speaking of a Willmar jury... didn't Nick say on stream before that people at his church found out how vulgar and shit he is on stream and tried to excommunicate him or at least don't appreciate him being there? I vaguely remember him discussing it a while ago

That really happened? Because I speculated it might. I thought it was just idle banter, but I honestly wouldn't be surprised if it did happen or his kids get bullied for having the weird perverted Balldo man as their dad.

Apparently not satisfied with his $100,000 Mustang, he now want to get a $40,000 top of the line Ducati super bike. This isn't like your Mustang Nick, you wipe out on this thing and they'll be pouring you into the coffin lmao.

This stupid fucker can't even drive a Mustang home without crashing it. Now he wants a Ducati? What level of pure retard is he operating on at this point?

I can't imagine buying a Ducati super bike as my first bike. I used to ride an 80s CX500 (great bike) and I wouldn't feel super comfortable riding a bike designed to go 150+ even with some years of experience.

He's literally retarded. Those things practically launch themselves into the air the moment you hit the accelerator. He will be bloody paste on a bridge abutment. Stupid asshole.

Bans the harmless and friendly Hydro PX but encourages Still-Life the potentially murderous loon who even Locals has started actually policing. Rekieta: king of petulant cuntery.

Literally making specific threats about how he plans on murdering federal agents: Nick says "this is fine."

Criticizing Nick for being absolutely fucking retarded: "REEEEEEEEEEE! BANNNNNNED!" Real freeze peach hero here. What an absolute faggot.

 

[Nothing To Say Here]

Why is he in the kitchen? Wasn't he supposed to do a hot tub stream last night? Was he mad about banning Hydro so he decided to head to the kitchen and stress eat some noodles instead?

He did do a hot tub stream. The preview on Lowcows shows his dumbass in the tub forgetting he had a cigar in his pocket. He proceeded to unwrap the plastic, try and shake it dry to smoke it only to realize his lighter was in the house.

 

[Strix454]

This nigger's gonna get himself killed.

Apparently not satisfied with his $100,000 Mustang, he now want to get a $40,000 top of the line Ducati super bike. This isn't like your Mustang Nick, you wipe out on this thing and they'll be pouring you into the coffin lmao.

The current top of the line Ducati is the Superleggera V4 which has a price of $100k. Wrong again Nick.

Its the same as his Mustang purchase. He has a need for status but its under control of his love of money and him being really cheap. He wants to go fast, but he doesn't want to pay for it. He thinks motorcycles are a way to do better for even less money.

If he wants to ride bikes, he needs to learn somewhere else rather than a top end racing bike. Looking at him, he isn't really even physically in good enough shape to handle a racing bike like that. A shaky alcoholic with likely poor coordination and bad reflexes isn't a good idea on a bike.

If he bought a Ducati racing bike and tried to learn on it, he would be looking at serious injury or death.

BUT he can always be reassured by Drex's promise to take care of his children and his wife if he dies. Drex would make sure none of them were murdered or caught by sex slavers because Drex is our hero.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Speaking of a Willmar jury... didn't Nick say on stream before that people at his church found out how vulgar and shit he is on stream and tried to excommunicate him or at least don't appreciate him being there? I vaguely remember him discussing it a while ago

Nick, wife and family don't attend any church anymore. Nobody knows the exact reasons why they stopped attending. Nick has recently said that church is boring and that he prefers to celebrate "jewish feasts" with his homeschooling group. Over the last white, Nick has also produced some rather unusual religious ideas. He is promising to start doing streams on his religious ideas soon.

He mentioned that some people started noticing his online shenanigan. His claim is that he preemptively quit teaching Sunday School becuase of this situation, and ti be fair, he said this years before the Balldogeddon.

He is supposedly attending in person for his children that have a Protestant version of Confirmation. They have to be dropped for that so I believe the whole family might go.

Nose is an unreliable narrator on this, but he has mentioned that they have been going (whinging about this church being further away than another) recently and that he only really likes the worship music.

I am sure we will hear more about his in his Heresy Streams.

Meanwhile Rekieta fucked up his chat. And CGoody is no better.
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I am sure that after 6 hours, withdrawal has already taken hold.

Bans the harmless and friendly Hydro PX but encourages Still-Life the potentially murderous loon who even Locals has started actually policing. Rekieta: king of petulant cuntery.

Facts not in evidence. There is nil evidence of Still-Life sperg management from LOCALS.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Criticizing Nick for being absolutely fucking retarded: "REEEEEEEEEEE! BANNNNNNED!" Real freeze peach hero here. What an absolute faggot.

It looks like this guy got Rekieta to drop the mask about being not mad and then ban him. Hydro won.

Now we get the second act where he shows up in livestreams where Nick's guesting and forces him to freak out some more in front of a confused and concerned host.

I am sure that after 6 hours, withdrawal has already taken hold.

What's going on here? Did Nick just get mad at having to ban the guy and rage shut down the chat before going for a rage sleep? Why is CGoody trying and failing to make a chat room?

Facts not in evidence. There is nil evidence of Still-Life sperg management from LOCALS.

I don't know if Still-Life has had any posts deleted, but interestingly, he's quietly (well not really that quietly) become one of the power posters in the chat. He's there all the time still. I'm guessing the other key names have shifted to Discord and he obviously didn't get the invite.

 

[Fat Gay Riker]

If there's any truth to the idea that Schneider is doing this case pro-bono or on contingency then what has happened is that Nick has created a feud with an opposing lawyer to such a degree that he has drastically lowered the bar on the investment required to sue him.

Nick has followed the Russell Greer path of creating his own Greg Skordas. What a fucking moron.

Edit: Goddamnit @Himedall All-seeing Waifu beat me to it, ill yake my Late and Gay stickers.

 

[Nothing To Say Here]

For a man that can’t stream due to dehydration and can’t start a chat due to cigar sickness, he better have a serious think about if he can handle a super bike.

Also in addition to the Hydro ban, apparently Cynthia had a second or third account that got banned. Nick the freeze peach king.

 

[beautiful person]

Lmao, why does a father of five in his forties need a super bike? I can understand one of those big Harleys that you cruise around in, but this is reckless 20-year-old shit. He's like the male equivalent of his Locals wine thots who try to dress and act younger than they are.

He did do a hot tub stream. The preview on Lowcows shows his dumbass in the tub forgetting he had a cigar in his pocket. He proceeded to unwrap the plastic, try and shake it dry to smoke it only to realize his lighter was in the house.

Lol, what an absolute drunkard.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

It looks like this guy got Rekieta to drop the mask about being not mad and then ban him. Hydro won.

Now we get the second act where he shows up in livestreams where Nick's guesting and forces him to freak out some more in front of a confused and concerned host.


What's going on here? Did Nick just get mad at having to ban the guy and rage shut down the chat before going for a rage sleep? Why is CGoody trying and failing to make a chat room?


I don't know if Still-Life has had any posts deleted, but interestingly, he's quietly (well not really that quietly) become one of the power posters in the chat. He's there all the time still. I'm guessing the other key names have shifted to Discord and he obviously didn't get the invite.

A correction is due. The Chat is still up, but it is an inactive stream post made by CGoody. Nick has been MIA since the end of his hot tub stream when he said he would put a new one up 'in a few minutes'.


As has been documented by others, Nick has banned Hydro according to several other posters. There is also a claim that @cynthia_behave was Jenee in the chat who was trolling the LOCALS with snippets of my log of Still-Life's fedposting.

That's FAGGOT behaviour. I said it then, and it is still true now.

Cynthia as @KarmaRing ended up fighting with the chat for what looks like hours before confirming who she was.

That is FAGGOT behaviour as well.

LOCALS chat is also giddy that we somehow turned on Cynthia.

Cynthia, I like you, buy you are a tad bit obsessed, dearie.

Here are some selections posts confirming what we know:











Bonus: Cory got popped for drugs... again...

 

[Strix454]

LOCALS chat is also giddy that we somehow turned on Cynthia.

They don't understand that there is no "we" here. Like everyone else Cynthia is of value when she either produces interesting (or funny) information......or when she acts in a way that provides entertainment. She has chosen to switch over from the former to the latter. And she will be laughed at accordingly until she ceases providing entertainment.

 

[Cynthia Behave]

A correction is due. The Chat is still up, but it is an inactive stream post made by CGoody. Nick has been MIA since the end of his hot tub stream when he said he would put a new one up 'in a few minutes'.


As has been documented by others, Nick has banned Hydro according to several other posters. There is also a claim that @cynthia_behave was Jenee in the chat who was trolling the LOCALS with snippets of my log of Still-Life's fedposting.

That's FAGGOT behaviour. I said it then, and it is still true now.

Cynthia as @KarmaRing ended up fighting with the chat for what looks like hours before confirming who she was.

That is FAGGOT behaviour as well.

LOCALS chat is also giddy that we somehow turned on Cynthia.

Cynthia, I like you, buy you are a tad bit obsessed, dearie.

Here are some selections posts confirming what we know:

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Bonus: Cory got popped for drugs... again...

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Last I checked "faggot" was a compliment in your supposed Brit-speak, or at least a cigarette. I'll take it.

I like you too.

My objective - for which I've made very clear - is to use my information, and anyone else's posted publicly, to create maximum chaos in Locals. It was very effective last night.

(Meanwhile, I've also given you plenty of information and connected you with others who have even more. You know that your information is all over scores of Discord chats (not from me), right? At what point did you think this was proprietary to you or this platform?)

Nick's banning Hydro was peak faggotry and Still-Life may very well murder someone if he hasn't already.

So, sure, you choose. Come at me or come at Nick and Still-Life. Pick your battles but don't cry in your Wheatabix about anyone using your information in Locals. They post screenshots of your info all the time and your info is all over platforms.

Edit: Also, bc comedy is in order, Sally has a YT channel! Enjoy.

 

[Spaded Dave]

They don't understand that there is no "we" here. Like everyone else Cynthia is of value when she either produces interesting (or funny) information......or when she acts in a way that provides entertainment. She has chosen to switch over from the former to the latter. And she will be laughed at accordingly until she ceases providing entertainment.

They are so much of a hivemind that they don't understand how other groups can operate without being one. None of us give a fuck about each other as people or as opinions. We get along because we are laughing at the same shit and if one of us acts like a retard they will be mocked. If they reign it in they will be fine. It's a fundamental difference in how you approach the internet.

@Twitter Is Cancer was caught doing gay shit and he owned up to it, took his lumps, and hasn't done gay shit since...or at least hasn't advertised it which is all one can really expect.

@Himedall All-seeing Waifu got called out for getting too close to touching the cow by setting up a system where they would censor information if they were contacted first. They took their criticism and continued on being a very valuable source of information.

@Cynthia Behave got called out for essentially using this forum as a proxy to communicate with and have slapfights with specific members of Nick's Locals. She, unfortunately in my opinion, wasn't prepared to handle it and wound up chasing herself off of the site. If she handled it the same way as most of us handle being called out for our retardation she would still be here and most people would still appreciate her input. She wasn't treated any differently, she just reacted differently. Hopefully after lurking a bit more and getting a handle on the culture she comes back and continues posting because I personally appreciated her insider insight.

Point being, nobody here is special and anyone who acts special or acts like anyone else is special is roundly mocked and derided. Locals will never understand the culture of the Farms because they can't conceptualize a group of people on the internet that does not involve a hierarchy.

EDIT: Hey, speak of the devil. I will say that I agree with Cynthia that the reaction to people sending screenshots of Himedall's logs is a bit over the top. It's not something I'd waste my time with but they aren't being trolled with information posted on Kiwi. They are being trolled with their own logs. Sure, the screenshots clearly come from the Farms. But how is it really any different than calling them out for the stuff they said by scrolling back through and finding/screenshotting the messages themselves other than the fact that it saves them time to just come here and do it?

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

(Meanwhile, I've also given you plenty of information and connected you with others who have even more. You know that your information is all over scores of Discord chats (not from me), right? At what point did you think this was proprietary to you or this platform?)

Nick's banning Hydro was peak faggotry and Still-Life may very well murder someone if he hasn't already.

So, sure, you choose. Come at me or come at Nick and Still-Life. Pick your battles but don't cry in your Wheatabix about anyone using your information in Locals. They post screenshots of your info all the time and your info is all over platforms.

The distinction here is that you are seemingly trying to assimilate into Kiwi culture without adherence one of the core tenets: Look and laugh, but do not touch the cows.

This perception may be incorrect given your stated aim of maximum chaos, but when interacting here, the expectation will remain. The behaviour is fine outside of the Farms, but when visiting here it is like tracking mud into the house on your Wellies.

I do not dictate what others can do. Just expect a negative reception from Farmers when you do it is all I mean to say, love. I like you still and I'll take whatever interactions you wish to have here, but I will also do my best to give you my straight opinions.

 

[Anticipointment]

Lmao, why does a father of five in his forties need a super bike?

Because Nick is going nowhere fast doing a lolcow speed run & his ego won’t allow him to be outpaced by other cows such as Ralph or DSP.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

Nick hates when people tell him what to do and will reject it out of "principle". Yet whenever he wants to make any significant decision in his life he hides behind the idea that he's being told to do it and obviously has no free will to decline. Nick is the one who needs the father figure and he uses his fans as a surrogate. The issue is that he's also a petulant child and will rebel against any father figure that doesn't tell him what he wants to hear.

Just like when "people asked" him to set up a GSG to e-beg for 50k to pay Randazza.

He apparently learned nothing from the flak he received over buying the Mustang after learning about Monty's lawsuit and then going hat-in-hand to his fans to subsidize his vanity free speech hired gun.

If he really wanted to buy an overpriced crotch rocket while e-begging, he should have at least had the good sense to keep it to himself.

Of course, that would defeat the whole purpose of new midlife crisis vanity luxury purchases if you can't humblebrag to the world about them.

 

[Cynthia Behave]

The distinction here is that you are seemingly trying to assimilate into Kiwi culture without adherence one of the core tenets: Look and laugh, but do not touch the cows.

This perception may be incorrect given your stated aim of maximum chaos, but when interacting here, the expectation will remain. The behaviour is fine outside of the Farms, but when visiting here it is like tracking mud into the house on your Wellies.

I do not dictate what others can do. Just expect a negative reception from Farmers when you do it is all I mean to say, love. I like you still and I'll take whatever interactions you wish to have here, but I will also do my best to give you my straight opinions.

I don't feel any particular obligation to assimilate into any culture. I do fine across about 5 platforms, and in my city irl, by simply being me. I get that why, as a Brit, this might profoundly confuse you.

I get it. Cultural assimilation is what your people do. Ooops. Did*.

So, just to be clear @Himedall All-seeing Waifu and @Spaded Dave, Kiwi so fucking incestual belly button-sucking, and inside baseball autistic that "cultural assimilation" is required? Got it.

I'm all about @Twitter Is Cancer reporting shit - which it seems he's done 2x now.

Get over yourselves.