Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Cynthia Behave]

The distinction here is that you are seemingly trying to assimilate into Kiwi culture without adherence one of the core tenets: Look and laugh, but do not touch the cows.

This perception may be incorrect given your stated aim of maximum chaos, but when interacting here, the expectation will remain. The behaviour is fine outside of the Farms, but when visiting here it is like tracking mud into the house on your Wellies.

I do not dictate what others can do. Just expect a negative reception from Farmers when you do it is all I mean to say, love. I like you still and I'll take whatever interactions you wish to have here, but I will also do my best to give you my straight opinions.

I don't feel any particular obligation to assimilate into any culture. I do fine across about 5 platforms, and in my city irl, by simply being me. I get that why, as a Brit, this might profoundly confuse you.

I get it. Cultural assimilation is what your people do. Ooops. Did*.

So, just to be clear @Himedall All-seeing Waifu and @Spaded Dave, Kiwi so fucking incestual belly button-sucking, and inside baseball autistic that "cultural assimilation" is required? Got it.

I'm all about @Twitter Is Cancer reporting shit - which it seems he's done 2x now.

Get over yourselves.

 

[Kopasea]

Nick's gonna claim this as some sort of win since he stated previously that the farms would turn on Cynthia

 

[SpergioLeonne]

I don't feel any particular obligation to assimilate into any culture. I do fine across about 5 platforms, and in my city irl, by simply being me. I get that why, as a Brit, this might profoundly confuse you.

What?

I get it. Cultural assimilation is what your people do. Ooops. Did*.

Oh. But wait.. You’re a lefty, you’re not supposed to be able to mock “diversity and inclusion.”

As to the rest of the “culture” issue, it’s not even so much that KF HAS a culture as much as there’s sort of a form to things that developed because

1: we’re trying to preclude harassment claims by essentially saying “we’re not harassing you if you have to be looking at KF to get your feelings hurt, we’re simply talking among ourselves”

2: if commentary isn’t entertaining enough, then it annoys people because it has a secondary effect of reducing information density. People end up having to click more pages to find shit that interests them, and there’s no ads so nobody benefits

 

[Strix454]

Nick's gonna claim this as some sort of win since he stated previously that the farms would turn on Cynthia

Good for Nick. He needs all the wins he can get these days.

I listened to him try to use Tiger Woods as an analogy to show how wrong the farms is about his marriage. He didn't quite think that one through. Not a win on that.

Drex was on stream with Nick recently trying to play tough guy. His argument was to the effect that everyone is a degenerate and if he could only get the names of Nick's critics and their internet search histories, he could show that they are no better than Nick or Drex. Not a strong argument and not a win there either.

I'm sure Nick also liked this particular win for Passover which just ended. Nothing like a win over the farms to add to his celebration of "jewish feasts" with his homeschool group.

Five Star Days Nick. Five Star Days......

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

So after buying a Mustang now he is planning on buying a motorcycle. What a pussy. I bet you he doesn't have the balls to any real adrenaline pumping action. He lacks the gumption to do skydiving or even base jumping. Heck I bet you he's to scared to even take piloting lessons.

 

[Pelican Bones]

Null shouldn't have let you two break BP containment.

 

[200MB]

Hey @Cynthia Behave how's the prank call lawsuit coming along? Can we get an update?

Spoiler: Sally archive

What a rambly airhead. Why is she so butthurt about this relationship stuff, isn't she happily married? Is it just because it's Nicks new thing?

Sally collects coins? That's actually kinda wholesome. Not sure I'd want her to be the one to educate me though.

 

[sum ting wong]

-video-

God damn, Sally needs to lay off the Xanax, she's slurring worse than Nick.

 

[Cynthia Behave]

In other news, someone asked about real viewership on Nick's Locals live streams (sorry, can't be bothered to find the original asker).

Some real data but also Locals counts have been glitching and Nick doesn't always go to "paid subscribers only" - despite what he says. See Vegas #s.

I'd have graphed it but it doesn't really prove any trends. If someone can find live viewer info from late 2022 in which he regularly had 300+ watching live, that would be informative.

2/21 - 75
2/26 - 517 (In Vegas at 8PM ET -didn't go to subscribers only, seemingly)
3/3 - 83
3/7 - 224 (Post Camelot's show, Nick streamed early)
3/8 - 183
3/14 - 168
3/16 - 180
3/23 - 111
3/24 - 170
3/30 - 100
3/31 - 137

Edit: There were plenty of Locals live streams in which I didn't catch the live viewer #s. I just tracked #s for those I was there for.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Good for Nick. He needs all the wins he can get these days.

I listened to him try to use Tiger Woods as an analogy to show how wrong the farms is about his marriage. He didn't quite think that one through. Not a win on that.

Drex was on stream with Nick recently trying to play tough guy. His argument was to the effect that everyone is a degenerate and if he could only get the names of Nick's critics and their internet search histories, he could show that they are no better than Nick or Drex. Not a strong argument and not a win there either.

I'm sure Nick also liked this particular win for Passover which just ended. Nothing like a win over the farms to add to his celebration of "jewish feasts" with his homeschool group.

Five Star Days Nick. Five Star Days......

What interests me is that there seems to be some kind of Benjamin Button regression happening with Nicholas' morals while the He-man woman-hating, thot patrol, 304 smashiler MGTOW icons seem to be moving on.

Joker and Herc have branched out and it was Nick who kept brining the conversation it back to degenerate shit. Fresh and Fit is following a parallel course, and even Drexel seems to be reliving the glory days and toning back the rhetoric.

Oddly it was NICK who was pointing out how much of grifters they were and how traditional marriage still has a chance, but now HE is seeking out tales of that lifestyle because it is interesting to him.

This is definitely a spiral that Nick chose to step into eyes wide open. He knows better and he is regressing back into immaturity while many MGTOW are maturing out of the edgy manosphere ideologies.

 

[beautiful person]

LOCALS chat is also giddy that we somehow turned on Cynthia.

Lmao, stupid faggots. They'll always be worse than Cynthia. The men there are all sex-crazed psychopaths and the women are all literal whores. Cynthia's just an annoying, stupid boomer who refuses to learn.

[snip]

See? Refuses to learn. Obnoxious, but still preferable to the uncontrolled depravity that is Locals.

Because Nick is going nowhere fast doing a lolcow speed run & his ego won’t allow him to be outpaced by other cows such as Ralph or DSP.

He needs to step up the raging at haters thing, then. He's not nearly as entertaining and bombastic as Ralph.

 

[localsinsight919]

God damn, Sally needs to lay off the Xanax, she's slurring worse than Nick.

wine & bars

In other news, someone asked about real viewership on Nick's Locals live streams (sorry, can't be bothered to find the original asker).

Some real data but also Locals counts have been glitching and Nick doesn't always go to "paid subscribers only" - despite what he says. See Vegas #s.

I'd have graphed it but it doesn't really prove any trends. If someone can find live viewer info from late 2022 in which he regularly had 300+ watching live, that would be informative.

2/21 - 75
2/26 - 517 (In Vegas at 8PM ET -didn't go to subscribers only, seemingly)
3/3 - 83
3/7 - 224 (Post Camelot's show, Nick streamed early)
3/8 - 183
3/14 - 168
3/16 - 180
3/23 - 111
3/24 - 170
3/30 - 100
3/31 - 137

Edit: There were plenty of Locals live streams in which I didn't catch the live viewer #s. I just tracked #s for those I was there for.

Back in October his post show streams on lolcows were getting 1k+ likes (the ones that were public)... now the post-stream ones that he doesn't block off and keeps public are only getting 49 likes.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Back in October his post show streams on lolcows were getting 1k+ likes (the ones that were public)... now the post-stream ones that he doesn't block off and keeps public are only getting 49 likes.

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There was someone in LOCALS chat (You?) that brought up this fact and view number and was mauled by the regulars. All that comes to mind is the 'This is fine' burning building meme.

I have to try to get my chat census module for Panoptes working. I think the glitches it was having are LOCALS related.

 

[AnOminous]

He did do a hot tub stream. The preview on Lowcows shows his dumbass in the tub forgetting he had a cigar in his pocket. He proceeded to unwrap the plastic, try and shake it dry to smoke it only to realize his lighter was in the house.

Too drunk off his ass even to smoke a cigar.

He mentioned that some people started noticing his online shenanigan. His claim is that he preemptively quit teaching Sunday School becuase of this situation, and ti be fair, he said this years before the Balldogeddon.

Didn't I say months ago that exactly this was going to happen? The kind of people who homeschool do not want a weird pervert teaching their kids. That's literally why they pulled them out of public school.

None of us give a fuck about each other as people or as opinions. We get along because we are laughing at the same shit and if one of us acts like a retard they will be mocked.

One of my favorite things about this site is I can be in a completely retarded slapfight with someone on one thread while simultaneously agreeing with them on another. Some real gangsta ass niggas here.

Back in October his post show streams on lolcows were getting 1k+ likes (the ones that were public)... now the post-stream ones that he doesn't block off and keeps public are only getting 49 likes.

It's almost like his online rep is in a total nosedive. NOSE dive. See what I did there?

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

So, just to be clear @Himedall All-seeing Waifu and @Spaded Dave, Kiwi so fucking incestual belly button-sucking, and inside baseball autistic that "cultural assimilation" is required? Got it.

I'm all about @Twitter Is Cancer reporting shit - which it seems he's done 2x now.

While most of us think your vendetta against Nick's Locals chat is pique faggotry and that suing any of them for prank calls would be immensely funny, what would be even funnier is if you had managed to get into the associated branch discords and leaked screenshots from there. Instead you blew your load early because you wanted oh so bad to cause "chaos".

Maximum Locals meltdown was not achieved. You get a C+ for your gayops. An unimaginative showing with some short lived results that was simple in its approach.

 

[Cynthia Behave]

What?

Oh. But wait.. You’re a lefty, you’re not supposed to be able to mock “diversity and inclusion.”

As to the rest of the “culture” issue, it’s not even so much that KF HAS a culture as much as there’s sort of a form to things that developed because

1: we’re trying to preclude harassment claims by essentially saying “we’re not harassing you if you have to be looking at KF to get your feelings hurt, we’re simply talking among ourselves”

2: if commentary isn’t entertaining enough, then it annoys people because it has a secondary effect of reducing information density. People end up having to click more pages to find shit that interests them, and there’s no ads so nobody benefits

My "feelings" have nothing to do with anything. Plenty sperge out here with rage all the time but it's oh-so-smart when using ironic vernacular and the n and f- word, right? Sorry, if my earnestness hurts YOUR feelings.

If you or @Spaded Dave (among others) think Mandy will EVER dare to enter - and she has much to say - not a chance. And I can give you a list of 20 others who tend to lurk on Elissa's comments. Why won't they lend their voice here? Bc of the culty shit here.

Why swap one cult for another?

While most of us think your vendetta against Nick's Locals chat is pique faggotry and that suing any of them for prank calls would be immensely funny, what would be even funnier is if you had managed to get into the associated branch discords and leaked screenshots from there. Instead you blew your load early because you wanted oh so bad to cause "chaos".

Maximum Locals meltdown was not achieved. You get a C+ for your gayops. An unimaginative showing with some short lived results that was simple in its approach.

I know, right? I'm super dumb. Educate me, sweetheart.

 

[beautiful person]

My "feelings" have nothing to do with anything. Plenty sperge out here with rage all the time but it's oh-so-smart when using ironic vernacular and the n and f- word, right? Sorry, if my earnestness hurts YOUR feelings.

If you or @Spaded Dave (among others) think Mandy will EVER dare to enter - and she has much to say - not a chance. And I can give you a list of 20 others who tend to lurk on Elissa's comments. Why won't they lend their voice here? Bc of the culty shit here.

Why swap one cult for another?

I know, right? I'm super dumb. Educate me, sweetheart.

Don't double-post. It's rude.

 

[Cynthia Behave]

Don't double-post. It's rude.

Awww, thanks.

Don't double-post. It's rude.

Thanks again!

 

[localsinsight919]

There was someone in LOCALS chat (You?) that brought up this fact and view number and was mauled by the regulars. All that comes to mind is the 'This is fine' burning building meme.

I have to try to get my chat census module for Panoptes working. I think the glitches it was having are LOCALS related.

Nah, I'm not a paid member. But that's interesting for sure, if you sort by liked videos theres nothing from when he started to go completely off the rails... all from pre-october 2022

 

[200MB]

Thanks again!

You'd think a strong independent single mother wouldn't have this much free time on her hands.
Or are the kids at school so its mamas time to cause chaos on the internet?