Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Car Won't Crank]

Thanks again!

Welcome back to your Kiwifarms personal shrink service.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

My "feelings" have nothing to do with anything. Plenty sperge out here with rage all the time but it's oh-so-smart when using ironic vernacular and the n and f- word, right? Sorry, if my earnestness hurts YOUR feelings.

If you or @Spaded Dave (among others) think Mandy will EVER dare to enter - and she has much to say - not a chance. And I can give you a list of 20 others who tend to lurk on Elissa's comments. Why won't they lend their voice here? Bc of the culty shit here.

Why swap one cult for another?

See, this is an example of how you’re misreading things.

I don’t know who “Mandy” is outside of some Rekieta paypig; why would I care if she posts here or not?

Why would you associate me with @Spaded Dave ? I don’t know anything about them, I don’t share any specific wants or designs or whatever with anyone. I literally have zero DM’s all time on this site.

What would I do with a list of people who lurk on “Elissa’s” chat? Why would I care about that?

I only have an interest in rekieta because he intersected with a different group of people I was interested in, I’m not some rekieta Superfan who has emotional attachments

 

[Hraf]

Nick did try to redeem his actions by asserting that he was sending a message to anyone else who would sue him. The message was; if you try to sue Nick Rekieta, you will lose.

I'm starting to think that Nick's mid-life crisis wasn't the Mustang, but was instead the lolsuit. He didn't end up choosing it like he suggested; it chose him, but he did get to choose how to respond. Something like an attempt to flex his money and influence, only to find that he threw away nearly $100k and also lost the ability to drive interest toward the topic. The GiveSendGo graph at $0 daily donations also looks like a steadily growing nose, and this will never not be funny to me. The only word that comes to mind when I think about the whole situation is "impotence."

 

[AnOminous]

The only word that comes to mind when I think about the whole situation is "impotence."

That's why he has a Balldo. He needs a second dick that never goes soft because his primary dick never gets hard.

 

[RotPockets]

I'm starting to think that Nick's mid-life crisis wasn't the Mustang, but was instead the lolsuit. He didn't end up choosing it like he suggested; it chose him, but he did get to choose how to respond. Something like an attempt to flex his money and influence, only to find that he threw away nearly $100k and also lost the ability to drive interest toward the topic. The GiveSendGo graph at $0 daily donations also looks like a steadily growing nose, and this will never not be funny to me. The only word that comes to mind when I think about the whole situation is "impotence."

He was fixated on the idea of “taking it all the way to the Supreme Court!” during the Keffals’ arc when he was threatening the MN State Bar Association for daring to impugn his character by humoring an ethics complaint against him. I don’t really care enough about him to find the video, but he was really feeling himself when he was boasting about milking it for content and all the money he would get from crowdfunding. Quite the ironic turn of fate.

 

[Twitter Is Cancer]

He was fixated on the idea of “taking it all the way to the Supreme Court!” during the Keffals’ arc when he was threatening the MN State Bar Association for daring to impugn his character by humoring an ethics complaint against him. I don’t really care enough about him to find the video, but he was really feeling himself when he was boasting about milking it for content and all the money he would get from crowdfunding. Quite the ironic turn of fate.

That was the same silly rant where he tried to justify publishing the names and addresses of the people who filed complaints against him.

 

[Hard Toothbrush]

So, just to be clear @Himedall All-seeing Waifu and @Spaded Dave, Kiwi so fucking incestual belly button-sucking, and inside baseball autistic that "cultural assimilation" is required? Got it.

Can you write that in English you smelly cunt?

 

[Thugnificent]

And I can give you a list of 20 others who tend to lurk on Elissa's comments.

Yet more attention whoring, the only difference between you and the BPD wine moms in the Locals chat is that you take better notes.

This whole Locals chat sideshow hasn't been that interesting aside from a notable few so trying to clout chase with deets on more literally-who's is cringe as fuck.

Go do something useful and sue Rackets like you said you would so I can have something to laugh at.

 

[Twitter Is Cancer]

Candyass:

RekietaLaw @RekietaLaw​ Apr 13, 2023 at 1:07pm​

ACTUAL NEW CHAT​ Wew, my head was spinning from that Cigar last night (first one since last summer...I wasn't ready). So I laid down and passed out for a bit. @CGoody564 tried to make a live chat, but you can't make them from the phone...hence the hack job. Here's a chat for Thursday. Sorry for the delay​

 

[Nothing To Say Here]

Candyass:

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​ RekietaLaw @RekietaLaw​ Apr 13, 2023 at 1:07pm​

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ACTUAL NEW CHAT​ Wew, my head was spinning from that Cigar last night (first one since last summer...I wasn't ready). So I laid down and passed out for a bit. @CGoody564 tried to make a live chat, but you can't make them from the phone...hence the hack job. Here's a chat for Thursday. Sorry for the delay​

If that cigar would have had balls and a mushroom head attached he would have been more than ready and handled it like a pro. Faggot.

 

[RotPockets]

Yet more attention whoring, the only difference between you and the BPD wine moms in the Locals chat is that you take better notes.

This whole Locals chat sideshow hasn't been that interesting aside from a notable few so trying to clout chase with deets on more literally-who's is cringe as fuck.

Go do something useful and sue Rackets like you said you would so I can have something to laugh at.

Could there be a separate quarantine thread for just the Lo(lcow)cals to let her sperg in? Plus the Locals faggots could narcissistically stalk that one instead since their favorite topic is themselves. @Himedall All-seeing Waifu seems like the ideal candidate to oversee such a thread.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Ya Boi Nicky "The Nose" Rackets was listed as joining The Critical Drinker's live stream commentary on episode #45 of Open Bar, covering a bunch of Disney Marvel Lucasfilm shit,. Apparently Rekieta was just too busy to show up, let alone cancel to them official.

No show, most disrespectfur dispray. Especially since the show name would encourage drinking.

 

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Ya Boi Nicky "The Nose" Rackets was listed as joining The Critical Drinker's live stream commentary on episode #45 of Open Bar, covering a bunch of Disney Marvel Lucasfilm shit,. Apparently Rekieta was just too busy to show up, let alone cancel to them official.

No show, most disrespectfur dispray. Especially since the show name would encourage drinking.

I'm sure he'll be drinking regardless lmao.
I wonder if he told CD that he couldn't make it because he was laid out by a fucking cigar. This is the guy telling the incels to man up.

 

[feral cat #6385]

A correction is due. The Chat is still up, but it is an inactive stream post made by CGoody. Nick has been MIA since the end of his hot tub stream when he said he would put a new one up 'in a few minutes'.


As has been documented by others, Nick has banned Hydro according to several other posters. There is also a claim that @cynthia_behave was Jenee in the chat who was trolling the LOCALS with snippets of my log of Still-Life's fedposting.

That's FAGGOT behaviour. I said it then, and it is still true now.

Cynthia as @KarmaRing ended up fighting with the chat for what looks like hours before confirming who she was.

That is FAGGOT behaviour as well.

LOCALS chat is also giddy that we somehow turned on Cynthia.

Cynthia, I like you, buy you are a tad bit obsessed, dearie.

Here are some selections posts confirming what we know:

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Bonus: Cory got popped for drugs... again...

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As long as those weirdos stay over there and don't come here. I likes me farms nice and quiet without cow adjacent weirdos shitting things up.

So, just to be clear @Himedall All-seeing Waifu and @Spaded Dave, Kiwi so fucking incestual belly button-sucking, and inside baseball autistic that "cultural assimilation" is required? Got it.

Well. Fuck. So much for that. @Cynthia Behave this is a forum not some sort of dick banging/clit scissoring para social club. We would greatly appreciate it if you would act like a normal human being and not all stalker ex girlfriend-y. It's just really creepy and disturbing how over invested you are with a bunch of nobodies.

They are so much of a hivemind that they don't understand how other groups can operate without being one. None of us give a fuck about each other as people or as opinions. We get along because we are laughing at the same shit and if one of us acts like a retard they will be mocked. If they reign it in they will be fine. It's a fundamental difference in how you approach the internet.

Oh I've become quite fond of the @Himedall All-seeing Waifu person and their archiving work. In another context I would love to geek out about coding stuff with that person.

Edit: Also, bc comedy is in order, Sally has a YT channel! Enjoy.

Oh Jesus! This is the second worst thing I've seen today. If I still had a cat I would be hiding it. The bunny boiling BPD vibe is strong with this one.

On that note. Press F in the chat for Sammie the cat who lost his battle with Cancer today. Our furry friend are only with us for a limited time. Give your kitties an extra hug tonight.

One last very related note, my tenant is in for a real surprise when he opens the freezer.

 

[Twitter Is Cancer]

One last very related note, my tenant is in for a real surprise when he opens the freezer.

You are a fascinating and complicated person and I would love to hang out and share a femboy with you.

As for Rekieta, this whole ass in sling, failcopterz not showing up etc. is a sure sign of how IN CONTROL, NOT MAD, INTENDED and generally ALPHA he is. Really, he's the Jewdan Peterson or Ethan Ralphs.

 

[feral cat #6385]

You are a fascinating and complicated person and I would love to hang out and share a femboy with you.

As for Rekieta, this whole ass in sling, failcopterz not showing up etc. is a sure sign of how IN CONTROL, NOT MAD, INTENDED and generally ALPHA he is. Really, he's the Jewdan Peterson or Ethan Ralphs.

The cat died at an inconvenient time of day. I'm certainly not leaving him out. It would be super gross to just leave a kitty corpse lying around. So in the freezer he goes. I'll haul him off tomorrow to get him cremated.

 

[Swole McPole]

Well. Fuck. So much for that. @Cynthia Behave this is a forum not some sort of dick banging/clit scissoring para social club. We would greatly appreciate it if you would act like a normal human being and not all stalker ex girlfriend-y. It's just really creepy and disturbing how over invested you are with a bunch of nobodies.

It's a terrible shame if you ask me. I really enjoyed Cynthia when she was over on locals. She was a wine mom who'd seen the light and was refusing to give Nick (or the locals crowd) any quarter. So I was happy to see her show up here. And she started off well, dishing the dirt without too much of the kind of faggotry that had alienated her from her old locals pals.

But as with so many people who don't get this place, she thought she was going to come over here and enlist us in her faggotry. I suppose I should have seen it coming. You've got to be somewhat unhinged and obsessive to pay hard cash money to listen to some moron ramble and rant. Even weirder to think you've got some right or responsibility to persuade them to change their course of action, and to do this by arguing with them night after night, week in, week out. It's all just a bit -- insane, I suppose.

Of course, they're all insane over there, but as we were watching them, I got tricked in thinking that because Cynthia was observing the same sort of hypocrisy as we were, it represented some kind of return to sanity. And it's always nice to see the sick getting well. Sadly, it was nothing of the sort. She remained as obsessed as ever -- she just thought she'd found a new audience for her performative obsession.

That shit just doesn't play well over here. Despite all the archiving and the extensive commentary, we're just not that committed. For the overwhelming majority of Kiwifarmers, it's a passing entertainment, not a life's mission. If Rekieta or the locals mob would just stop being interesting, we'd all stop being interested. We're just not that invested. But if you come over here and start displaying lolcow tendencies yourself, well, FFS, of course people are going to call you out for being a lolcow. It's the raison d'etre of the whole fucking place. Don't like it? Find it uncomfortable? The answer is simple.

STOP BEING A FUCKING LOLCOW!

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Too drunk off his ass even to smoke a cigar.

Didn't I say months ago that exactly this was going to happen? The kind of people who homeschool do not want a weird pervert teaching their kids. That's literally why they pulled them out of public school.

One of my favorite things about this site is I can be in a completely retarded slapfight with someone on one thread while simultaneously agreeing with them on another. Some real gangsta ass niggas here.

It's almost like his online rep is in a total nosedive. NOSE dive. See what I did there?

Just to clarify, he is STILL allegedly teaching his government class at the co-op and has plans to record and post his classes next year.

I'll take '!Things that will never happen' for 400, Alex...

Also, I love this site becuase I can slapfight with the same person in the same thread and agree with them a few posts later.

This site let's you be whomever you want without anyone really caring unless you are an insufferable person. The anonymity is really freeing.

Ya Boi Nicky "The Nose" Rackets was listed as joining The Critical Drinker's live stream commentary on episode #45 of Open Bar, covering a bunch of Disney Marvel Lucasfilm shit,. Apparently Rekieta was just too busy to show up, let alone cancel to them official.

No show, most disrespectfur dispray. Especially since the show name would encourage drinking.

Oof! That's rude.

Oh I've become quite fond of the @Himedall All-seeing Waifu person and their archiving work. In another context I would love to geek out about coding stuff with that person.

Hit me up if you want. I'm open to talking high level approaches and some of the unique challenges by LOCALS puny attempts at anti-bot blocking.

 

[Cynthia Behave]

But as with so many people who don't get this place, she thought she was going to come over here and enlist us in her faggotry. I suppose I should have seen it coming. You've got to be somewhat unhinged and obsessive to pay hard cash money to listen to some moron ramble and rant

It's $5, darling. And VERY entertaining. You've indulged in the entertainment of our (several here) paid admission on the daily.

Even weirder to think you've got some right or responsibility to persuade them to change their course of action, and to do this by arguing with them night after night, week in, week out. It's all just a bit -- insane, I suppose.

They entertain me. Are you even there? I just throw their comments back at them. That's not insanity. That's a mirror to them, and pretty effective.

She remained as obsessed as ever -- she just thought she'd found a new audience for her performative obsession.

Hmmmm, this is a pretty long performative post from you, Swole. But you don't act give af. Gotcha.

That shit just doesn't play well over here. Despite all the archiving and the extensive commentary, we're just not that committed.

Hey, Mom, which side does the fork go on?

STOP BEING A FUCKING LOLCOW!

You seem pretty obsessive yourself, my sweet. All caps? Honored.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

Could there be a separate quarantine thread for just the Lo(lcow)cals to let her sperg in? Plus the Locals faggots could narcissistically stalk that one instead since their favorite topic is themselves. @Himedall All-seeing Waifu seems like the ideal candidate to oversee such a thread.

Lawtube Thread

Someone made a Lawtube thread last May specifically to keep tangent discussions out of Nick's thread.

The thread is basically inactive at this point because the non-Rekieta parts of Lawtube just aren't that interesting.

I would imagine the same thing would happen to a dedicated Locals chat containment.