Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

Miller said:
LOL no show this week again.
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I guess it's up to me to provide a fix then.
Episode 39: Five Star Day!


Has RB13 and RB12. Xenforo is, for some reason, giving me shit when I try to upload a local version, almost always hanging at some point.
I'm Just A Worm said:
I bet the “Retard Alert” triangle will get some real chuckles out of Andy and Audience - still good the thousandth time. Maybe Jim can even retweet you and say “Ashton, the Baby!” What a funny joke that still Is
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Don't forget repeating "let's go" once or twice every minute. And their older streams were even worse in that regard. Was it supposed to be endearing or something? Pokemon speak is strong with these two.
I'm going through their old episodes (as in May 2022 old), and I can't believe nobody gave them shit for it, even in this very thread!
 
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IamnottheNSA said:
I guess it's up to me to provide a fix then.
Episode 39: Five Star Day!

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Has RB13 and RB12. Xenforo is, for some reason, giving me shit when I try to upload a local version, almost always hanging at some point.

Don't forget repeating "let's go" once or twice every minute. And their older streams were even worse in that regard. Was it supposed to be endearing or something? Pokemon speak is strong with these two.
I'm going through their old episodes (as in May 2022 old), and I can't believe nobody gave them shit for it, even in this very thread!
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You are producing double and triple the content that they are, pimp.
 
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IamnottheNSA said:
I guess it's up to me to provide a fix then.
Episode 39: Five Star Day!

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Has RB13 and RB12. Xenforo is, for some reason, giving me shit when I try to upload a local version, almost always hanging at some point.

Don't forget repeating "let's go" once or twice every minute. And their older streams were even worse in that regard. Was it supposed to be endearing or something? Pokemon speak is strong with these two.
I'm going through their old episodes (as in May 2022 old), and I can't believe nobody gave them shit for it, even in this very thread!
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I've noticed lately that your videos have been on the shorter side, yet I still get the same sting of PTSD as I did with the ~10 minute videos. What I'm trying to say is that you've honed your craft.

:semperfidelis: LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
 
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IamnottheNSA said:
I'm going through their old episodes (as in May 2022 old), and I can't believe nobody gave them shit for it, even in this very thread!
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Since your going through the old streams, can you keep an eye out for a dono segment where andy goes "guys remember to subscribe to the c-c-c-cumroad"? a minute or two later he says "guys I didn't say cumroad." He said it around that date. I am dumb for not archiving it originally. Thank you in advance if you find that shit.
 
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Since your going through the old streams, can you keep an eye out for a dono segment where andy goes "guys remember to subscribe to the c-c-c-cumroad"? a minute or two later he says "guys I didn't say cumroad." He said it around that date. I am dumb for not archiving it originally. Thank you in advance if you find that shit.
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Another good one is Woah!ski trying to pronounce Ayatollah lol.
 
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Baldur's Revenge said:
Can't wait for the inevitable video upload of PoopPoopPoop recording a crying Warski calling the cops/crane operator to remove PigPigPig from the home and doxing the address after assaulting Warski for not preparing his slop bucket at dinner time.

Just can't wait to see this train wreck come to fruition.
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Earlier when I was reading a post in this thread I had a similar thought. Mine was imagining Tardski filming himself outside after cops have been called like what happened with Surfer during the breakup.

[A teary eyed Tardski stumbles around outside of a Missassauga apartment complex]

Tardski: "W-w-oah c-chat *sniff* this is craaaaazyyy! A-ashton's gone insane!"

[Tardski zooms the camera to an apartment window; what appears to be a large yellow curtain is actually the back of PPP's Lakers shirt]

Tardski: *sniff* "I had to leave! T-thank g-g-g-g-g-oooo-ack-ack-ack-god for all of my cardio training so that I could run past him!"

[Officers Patel and Chang arrive on scene]

Officer Patel: "Hello sir, what is your problem?"

Tardski: "Off-officer! My boyf-, m-my roommate's Chinese food c-cravings are out of control!" *snorts back a massive string of snot*

Officer Chang: "You are dumb individual, I see you last Friday night with Thai ladyboy. Very disrespect."

Officer Patel: "Really sir? How was bobs?"

Tardski: "Help meeeeee!" *reaches for Officer Patel's service weapon*

[Camera pans to Ashton through the window]

PPP: "Woooah buuuuudddddyyyy!"

Officer Patel: "Chang, AIM! AIM! AIM!"

[Tardski collapses to his knees, the catchphrase leaves him defeated]

[Patel and Chang lead him back to the apartment, there is no need to charge an obviously retarded man]

[Camera cuts to Andy's POV within the darkened foyer]

Tardski: "Ashton? Buddy? Y-you still here?"

[Light flicker, presumably Ashton has eaten some of the wiring for the apartment (he is fat)]

PPP: "Andeh... I no longer crave Chinese..."

[Andy stutters in horror]

PPP: "Buddy, tonight I feast and I'm in the mood for PORTUGUESE!"

Tardski: "OOOOOOOOO AAAAAHHHCK!"​
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Mr. Manchester said:
Those fuckers need to do a show now that they're gay married. I need to see the inevitable domestic disturbance happen.
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You laugh but come tax time next year (2023) they will be declared as Common law, so when the invitable lesbian domestic disturbance happens Andy will get half of PPP's Lays and McDoubles and PPP will get half of Tardski's Boxed Wine Collection.

Local Fed said:
I've noticed lately that your videos have been on the shorter side, yet I still get the same sting of PTSD as I did with the ~10 minute videos. What I'm trying to say is that you've honed your craft.

:semperfidelis: LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Probably ran out of videos of that nice Sunday Buffet Family to alog about salad bars.
 
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Lobster Cult High Priest said:
You laugh but come tax time next year (2023) they will be declared as Common law, so when the invitable lesbian domestic disturbance happens Andy will get half of PPP's Lays and McDoubles and PPP will get half of Tardski's Boxed Wine Collection.
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Ashton is only fucking Andy so he gets his claim in the Prius's winning lottery ticket that is home ownership in southern Ontario. If they pass bill C-11, Canadians will be force fed federally subsidized Ukranian trannies who discuss the sektur, and the casino will be buried in the algorithm. He needs that home, really fucking bad.
 
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lowly kiwi merchant said:
These two retards and jewsh give me a weekly summation of the retarded news so i sub to both the gumroads. It is equal to a half hour of work at my job so whatever.

Can't wait for more c-c-c-c-c-c-c-content.
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I hope you at least give Jewsh double the money to counter your bad deed or upload that shit for hate watchers because giving them even half an hour of your work is way too fucking much. Even if you did upload it somewhere I wouldn't even watch it. They are bad sektur news stream. You would be wiser to give Ralph your ten dollars to sustain the content flow instead of those beggars.
 
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lowly kiwi merchant said:
These two retards and jewsh give me a weekly summation of the retarded news so i sub to both the gumroads. It is equal to a half hour of work at my job so whatever.

Can't wait for more c-c-c-c-c-c-c-content.
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You should, at minimum, keep everybody appraised at exactly how much content they actually put there after shilling it so hard.

"I'll be honest with ya, folks, we have been pretty god damn lazy woth the gum road. BUT THIS TIME IS DIFFERENT, WE HAVE A MOUNTAIN OF CONTENT IN THE PIPELINE. We just released another episode of survivor review! Let's fucking go!"
 
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There is actually a ton of videos.
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