DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
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I checked the site, and there's no mention of Phil :tomgirl:

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That was about as funny as a Holocaust Documentary, and just as disturbing.

Having some fat slob whose face looks like a poster child for the sex offender registry zoom into your screen, say Lil Wayne's name, then flop about like a fucking retard is cringey enough, but then you see his eyes freakishly bulge from their sockets, watching his fat jowls shift and shake like like a clay doll made animate, then he pulls out this fucking Judge Doom voice that makes it sound like his balls never dropped because they probably didn't.

Then he looks at you with these cold dead eyes and says "Who's Lil Wayne", which I genuinely believe he's asking because he never listens to anything other than Radiohead and never stepped more than three feet into the real world.

Someone should make an edit and add horror music, just to really sell that shit.
 
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Phil wanting to be the AVGN will never stop being embarassingly funny.

And ironically enough, Phil IS the real-life version of the AVGN, except for the part where, you know... the AVGN is a character? An absurd, living stereotype made to fit the concept of its own show?
I guess that's the part Phil never understood. He probably saw himself and James Rolfe doing "the same thing" and figured they were one and the same, but because of circumstances out of his control (he did nothing wrong!) it was the AVGN who had success while he became a joke on the internet.

I mean, both rage, call developers stupid, go on sarcastic rants where they open their mouths and eyes wide, they review games... they're literally the same!
If you take out the fact that Phil did it for real and the criticisms that got him famous were on all-time classics because he was incapable of reading instructions or thinking for two seconds rather than reviewing crappy obscure shovelware with a script, a production that despite being low made it look like an actual show and some actual insightful information on retro gaming that was actually funny, it was actually the AVGN who ripped off his idea. Phil to this day will try to argue that Pewdiepie was ackshully, liTurally and pahsitively influenced by him and therefore the guy has no merit whatsoever, but somehow every reviewer will always point to James Rolfe as a reference and not Phil Burnell.

But it was all a character! Even though he acts the same to this day and one of the things that makes him unique (in his own words) is that he doesn't play a character nor is a clown that seeks for clickbait. And yet, I can't recall an instance where the character of the AVGN was as unlikeable as Phil on an average Level 1 pahdcast, even though he would destroy game cartridges with drills or other absurd methods.
 
i know it's probably been said but i swear all of the 'decorations' behind him look worse and worse every time he changes them. not that they ever looked good, mind, but still

all of that garbage stacked up behind him because he can't figure out how to do a fucking green screen. christ alive
If you watched the interview, the difference in background setup quality was almost pathetic
 
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at the end of this sperg out that unfortunately wasn't the big one stroke, you can see he's ACTUALLY angry about this. Gee phil why would a pop culture safe rapper be used to promote a game that needs no promotion who's theme is more urban street..

hmmmmm....

HMMMMMM
 
Alright. So this is bad. But it's made 100x worse by the fact that Phil watches himself do this in OBS.
I don't know if that's narcissism, insecurity, or stupidity, but it just makes the clowning exceptionally awkward.
It's because he's watching his gulag to see if the inmates are giving a reackshun, or if trolls are saying anything, or if there's tips coming in going "ACK ACK ACK, GOOD ONE PHIL!" He does it with everything not gaming or begging directly to the camera.

But, in reality, he's just so fucking retarded that he probably doesn't even realize he's doing it.
 
Holy shit.

4 reetweeets and 10 likes?? That's going viral? Right?
It already is for him. :story:
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Oh Dave...honey are you sure that's how any of this works?
'quality' doing a metric shit ton of work there.
More food(Sushi) faggotry. He's so obnoxious. 'Shitty' Sushi and Harry Potter. If these were two 'poor' people celebrating their anniversary I'd say 'whatever', but this motherfucker makes six figures a year and can't take his mo-wife some place nice on their anniversary?
He's banned from Burger King
From what I understood he said he doesn't bother going out as often either because preparing to go out is just too much work, thus he only does it once a month now. He's going full hermit mode, he slashed going outside 50 times a year to just 12 times a year.
Didn't he make a big build up to all the errands he had to run again?
 
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Business degree having, street smart, ex FGC member, house nigger Phillip Burnell does not understand why a game that has a larger than typical black audience in the west might have advertising involving a rapper. Also I find it funny how he's complaining about Lil Wayne again, he did that in one of the Madden games a decade ago. Wonder if he still remembers that and had that autism attack because of it.
 
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