Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[lindsayfan]

How big of a donation to KF do we have to make to get a Pat speculation containment thread? The signal to noise ratio of this thread is fucked.

i suspect papa null doesn't want to make a pat subforum b/c it would attract forum-imperiling rascal registrations, but a subforum WOULD fix this. there could be a screenshot thread, a speculation thread, threads for the orbiters etc

 

[Mussolini’s Merkin]

It's all too good to be true. Don't get me wrong, it would be hilarious if it turned out to be right (and I will eat my words if it is), but the timing just feels off. I am calling gayops.

 

[OKRowling]

It's not that hard to solve this case.

The little black kids in his basement sneak around the house when Pat is sleeping. Get his credit card, hit SWAT company, hoping to be rescue by cops. Lazy fat racist local P.D. don't even search house. Pat sees charges on his card, gets them reversed.

 

[TV's Adam West]

Well, seeing as how Pat can't swat anybody, it's safe to call him fat again.

Time to bust out old reliable on this fat retard.

Scott Steiner HE'S FAT!!!

This fat som bitch samoa joe XDDDDDDDDDDD

youtu.be

 

[I Just Can't Do It :(]

How big of a donation to KF do we have to make to get a Pat speculation containment thread? The signal to noise ratio of this thread is fucked.

We should already have a fatrick board for shit like that + his anally raped with a butter knife orbiters but I believe @Null is afraid it will become infested with OnA aloggery and will not do it.
I went on vacation for a couple of days and over 50 pages were added to this thread, it is impossible to keep up with.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

It's not that hard to solve this case.

The little black kids in his basement sneak around the house when Pat is sleeping. Get his credit card, hit SWAT company, hoping to be rescue by cops. Lazy fat racist local P.D. don't even search house. Pat sees charges on his card, gets them reversed.

I would like to think that Patrick is smarter than that and keeps them in cages like the animals they are. It's not like they're able to pick locks. They only know how to smash windows with bricks. Picking a lock is too much for their delicate simple minds.

 

[CervixHammer]

And you know he respond to them all, even if the letter stamps take up his commissary money

"No, child. I am not in prison, you are."

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Only Gay Niggers worth a damn are these.

 

[Helvetia]

pat used to not be fat and i would have sex with him

however, pat is now fat, and i would not have sex with him



he also seems to like a lot of homo-erotic memes, including ones posted by the dreaded BLUE TICKS!!!!!, so that whole hubba bubba about "i'll block any mf who subs to twitter blue" died down quicker than his diet plans

 

[Null]

I'd need a moderator and a specific definition for a scope of a board before even considering it. Someone complained that the thread moves fast, but that's precisely what highlights are for. His entire thread and all adjacent threads are literally just his posts on Twitter. They don't really need a whole extended universe to canonize them. Ralph is involved with litigation against three different people, has ongoing feuds with almost everyone he knows, and burns down a business relationship about once every 6 months. That is categorically the kind of content that is hard to follow without multiple threads. It's very easy to follow the dipshit tweets of a mewling shitspigot in one thread. For his legal issue with Quasi, a thread in L&L LLP would help with summarizing only updates to that case.

 

[Mr Moonface]

I'd need a moderator and a specific definition for a scope of a board before even considering it. Someone complained that the thread moves fast, but that's precisely what highlights are for. His entire thread and all adjacent threads are literally just his posts on Twitter. They don't really need a whole extended universe to canonize them. Ralph is involved with litigation against three different people, has ongoing feuds with almost everyone he knows, and burns down a business relationship about once every 6 months. That is categorically the kind of content that is hard to follow without multiple threads. It's very easy to follow the dipshit tweets of a mewling shitspigot in one thread. For his legal issue with Quasi, a thread in L&L LLP would help with summarizing only updates to that case.

What are your thoughts on the possibility that this retard is paying hundreds of dollars to a swatting service to send police with guns to his home, all for twitter updoots?

 

[Null]

What are your thoughts on the possibility that this retard is paying hundreds of dollars to a swatting service to send police with guns to his home, all for twitter updoots?

If he actually did it the feds should literally execute him by firing squad (after due process ofc)

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I'd need a moderator and a specific definition for a scope of a board before even considering it. Someone complained that the thread moves fast, but that's precisely what highlights are for. His entire thread and all adjacent threads are literally just his posts on Twitter. They don't really need a whole extended universe to canonize them. Ralph is involved with litigation against three different people, has ongoing feuds with almost everyone he knows, and burns down a business relationship about once every 6 months. That is categorically the kind of content that is hard to follow without multiple threads. It's very easy to follow the dipshit tweets of a mewling shitspigot in one thread. For his legal issue with Quasi, a thread in L&L LLP would help with summarizing only updates to that case.

There's at least three semi regular cows in the patsphere, and one "journalist" so far (Shane is the most prolific out of them though). The various articles written or wants to be written about him, reviews on his books could be written by Kiwi's willing to be sacrificed to read them. the various shows he's appeared on to read off a teleprompter. various posts from OnA members that could be featured about, including the various text messages so that those don't clog up the main thread (I personally don't like seeing the trolling being done by them, it got boring real quick). Then there's the cow crossovers, secondary characters like that Rebecca woman and the Nigerian, write ups on things like SFWA and those members that side with him or those he defends. The various conventions he goes to and holiday vacations. Any future news about the lawsuit and future lawsuits he claims to want to start. Any theories about him like the whole SWAT situation could be done in a separate thread. Those go on for pages.

It wouldn't grow as fast as Ralph's or DPS's as those are some wonderful train wrecks at times with a much larger fanbase, but I think it would be easier for people new to him to grasp, definingly when there days with dozens of new pages appear because of multiple things happening.

If he actually did it the feds should literally execute him by firing squad (after due process ofc)

 

[Meriasek]

I don't think I'd survive if he actually SWATed himself and it comes out. My sides would launch instantly to high relativistic velocities.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

I assume the MDP is smart enough to record swat requests and keep those recordings. At what point would they release them? It’s entirely likely that the recordings themselves would contain the evidence needed for KF or the bothermens to determine who was behind it (especially if information is revealed that is not known to anyone).

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I don’t actually think Pat warrants his own board. I’m just hoping the people who flood the thread with speculation choke to death. No offense.

 

[Simon]

I guess we'll see what happens with the SWATs in the coming days. If he posts another one, I bet there won't be an accompanying police call. I believe it but I tend to be a gullible girl, so I'm excited to see how this pans out. If real, Fatrick has a bit more smarts than I gave piggy credit for. A smidge more, not a lot, because he ended up scamming the guy.

 

[Mr Moonface]

If real, Fatrick has a bit more smarts than I gave piggy credit for. A smidge more, not a lot, because he ended up scamming the guy.

In my eyes that makes Pat stupider, because the swatter ended up outing Pat as a customer as payback for getting scammed.

 

[Simon]

In my eyes that makes Pat stupider, because the swatter ended up outing Pat as a customer as payback for getting scammed.

I dunno, I guess the bar is in hell. Knowing to pay a SWAT service and not do it yourself isn't a standard retard thought but then scamming the guy kind of wipes out everything. Either way, Rick is fat & Simon would not sex.

 

[Meat Target]

I agree that a dedicated Pat sub would be more trouble than it's worth. I'm content with the current system of just spinning off Expanded Pativerse cows into their own threads.