Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.3%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.2%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 92 26.7%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 53 15.4%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 132 38.4%

  • Total voters
    344
Cynthia pointing people in the direction of Mandy_K because she lurks here and takes KF content back to locals in an attempt to claim she isn't the "issue" so soon after Cynthia declared to her intent regarding her own faggotry is funny though.

I don't understand why she thinks anybody would care about this. It's how the internet works. Mandy_K doing this is no different to @Himedall All-seeing Waifu bringing stuff from locals over here.

I actually quite like that Mandy_K does this because the cope and seethe it induces generally makes for more gratifying entertainment.
 
I'm not too familiar with how midlife crisis's usually go.
Does all of this represent a permanent shift in who Nick is as a person? Or is there going to be a moment where he snaps out of it and desperately tries to claw back the reputation he used to have like some kind of post-nut clarity that only kicks in after about a year of trying to actively ruin your own life?
 
I'm not too familiar with how midlife crisis's usually go.
Does all of this represent a permanent shift in who Nick is as a person? Or is there going to be a moment where he snaps out of it and desperately tries to claw back the reputation he used to have like some kind of post-nut clarity that only kicks in after about a year of trying to actively ruin your own life?
He is a whiny insecure dweeb with the self-awareness of a roast potato so the chances of any kind of clarity are pretty fucking remote.
Lack of self awareness caused all this so I am guessing it's no self awareness all the way down.
 
I'm not too familiar with how midlife crisis's usually go.
Does all of this represent a permanent shift in who Nick is as a person? Or is there going to be a moment where he snaps out of it and desperately tries to claw back the reputation he used to have like some kind of post-nut clarity that only kicks in after about a year of trying to actively ruin your own life?

Can go either way. It's like they used to say about any particular placebo-type treatment regimes: "a third get better, a third get worse and a third stay exactly the same."

But I don't believe there's been a significant shift in who Nick really is at all. The only difference is that he's started to show us who he really is rather than concealing it with an on-line persona as some kind of tradcon dad.

Listen to Nick and his best friend Drex. They'll tell you that Nick is just being who he's always been. I think he was pretty skilled at hiding it, because he has wealthy conservative parents that he depended on for the bulk of his income. They paid for his schooling, they paid for his houses, they paid for him to establish a law firm. They supported him for the totality of his adult life, until just a year or two ago. If he showed that side of himself that they might disapprove of, chances are, they'd turn off the cash spigot. Better keep it on the downlow.

But now Nick's making the big YouTube money, he can openly be the man he's always really been. Like Mr Beast's tranny friend, now Nick can be his true self -- the drunken, drug addled, irresponsible swinger who neglects his kids and pisses his money away on childish flights of fancy. Any changes we see in Nick will be strictly aimed at what he believes he needs to say and/or do to keep the cash flowing. Fortunately for us, he's too drunk or too stupid to make an accurate assessment of what his audience wants, so I expect to see him continue to fuck up for the forseeable future.
 
I disagree but only because of how many times Nick has come up on Josh's stream, as well as his associations with Ralph, CRP, and most importantly Jim. That said past tangentially aware I'd put it even lower.
I think Nick is generally "known about" on KF for the reasons you just said. What's interesting though is, over the years, I noticed he was generally loved by Weeb Wars, but not so much outside of WW. Even as far back as 2019. Outside of WW the opinion seemed to veer more towards him being a shyster and grifter who was frequently wrong with his legal analysis and predictions.

You also got that impression from watching the MATI chat. Again, years before he started to fall hard from grace. Null might still have a soft spot for him, but I'm not sure the same can be said about most of his audience.

I think the non-WW Kiwis are gonna have the last laugh on this one. If only because they can rightfully claim to have developed their distaste very early on.
 
Meanwhile Rekieta's caught sixhead off
of his bug-eyed junkie wife. Hi Nick!
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Nick buying another overpriced midlife crisis mobile, he talked before about having 2 vacations planned with the whole family (we'll see), and he's shelling out >$50k on a retarded lawsuit; all before sending out the promised 5k locals gift. At this point just spoil what the gift is so people at least know it's real.
 
I can't.
He even fucked up switching from a webcam to his 'professional' setup. That's still fucked up, by the way. Which is why the picture is harsh as fuck but fuzzy as shit.
According to his editor he has this like 4k camera but sends the picture out at 720p for some shit reason.

The thread here had been discussing how haggard he looks, and the cope from Nose was 'I had a shifty camera before! The 4k res makes my flaws stand out more!' A vanity play or just addled brain, you decide.

I don't understand why she thinks anybody would care about this. It's how the internet works. Mandy_K doing this is no different to @Himedall All-seeing Waifu bringing stuff from locals over here.

I actually quite like that Mandy_K does this because the cope and seethe it induces generally makes for more gratifying entertainment.

I agree. Here we laugh. There they need some kind of cope and affirmation. They think about us more than we them.

Cynthia too cares scads than most here do about the end result whilst most here justbl want to laugh along thr way.

I'm not too familiar with how midlife crisis's usually go.
Does all of this represent a permanent shift in who Nick is as a person? Or is there going to be a moment where he snaps out of it and desperately tries to claw back the reputation he used to have like some kind of post-nut clarity that only kicks in after about a year of trying to actively ruin your own life?

I would say that it has been more of a revelation of who he was beneath the veneer of respectability. In my opinion, he has already stepped back from the brink of total faggotry 'Fuck you prude incel faggot if you don't like my 3 hour talk about Balldos!', but even that seems calculated. He crossed a Rubicon with that behaviour and no matter how much he might want to, there is no going back.

Funny thing is that even after the Balldogeddon, if he hadn't clearly and specifically told us to fuck off, I might have tuned out of his content in December and back in March or so, and kept watching shows that interest me.
 
I'm not too familiar with how midlife crisis's usually go.
Does all of this represent a permanent shift in who Nick is as a person? Or is there going to be a moment where he snaps out of it and desperately tries to claw back the reputation he used to have like some kind of post-nut clarity that only kicks in after about a year of trying to actively ruin your own life?
Interesting question.

If it were possible to predict when and where serendipity would strike, that would be a hell of a business to get in.

I think the prognosis is bleak, though. His trajectory isn’t good, it’s not likely to change for the better from doubling down, and he hasn’t maintained anything that looks like a plan to fall back on lawyering as a contingency.

If Nick was a listed stock, I’d say sell it all and never look back. Also, I say that with no malice in any way, shape or form, as objectively as I can be.
 
Highlights from Nick's last LOCALS stream:

- Nick is DONE being a freeze peach absolutist. He has nowt more patience for people who 'shit up his place of business'. He tried for years, but he is done. If people are a problem, they will be removed.

The expected seal-clapping response erupted from the chat from the expected people.

- Nick professes to hate DISCORD (This is humorous. The reason will be evident soon) and he doesn't go to his own. His statement on the DISCORD was that a lot of people who were no longer fans and were not paying to be there turned it into a bad place.

It honestly was better back then. Nose just wanted to chill people out and it worked to neuter the server.

- Chat claims the block feature is working.

- Chat claims resident fedposter, Still-Life, has self moderated.

EDIT: spelling and grammar
 
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Highlights from Nick's last LOCALS stream:

- Nick is DONE being a freeze peach absolutist. He has now more patience for people who 'shit up his place of business'. He tried for years, but he is done. If people are a problem, they will be removed.

In other words, he now takes responsibility for whatever happens in his chat, since he’s no longer bound by respect for people’s right to self expression?

Also, he fully expects the pure winningness of his personality to secure his finances, since he’s decoupled from representing any sort of principles?

The expected seal-clapping response erupted from the chat from the expected people.

- Nick professes to hate DISCORD (This is humorous. The reason will be evident soon) and he doesn't go to his own. His statement on the DISCORD was that a lot of people who were no longer fans and were not paying of the show turned it into a bad place.

It honestly was better back then. Nose just wanted to chill people out and it worked to neuter the server.

- Chat claims the block feature is working.

- Chat claims resident fedposter, Still-Life, has self moderated.
 
Chat claims resident fedposter, Still-Life, has self moderated.
[x] doubt

From concern granny 2:

"From Support Locals<support@locals.com>

We are reviewing and actioning these messages."

(can't post images atm)

She reported Still-Life and so did other concern grannies, Locals told each of them that Locals had deleted offending chat postings.

Rekieta would have been spoken to by Locals as well so as usual he is doing his "I am in control" pilpul and trying to pretend everything that happens is INTENDED by HIM rather than him having rules enforced against him.
It's good to see a sociopath like Rekieta get regulated. It's horrible to think of well meaning people letting their children be around him, ever.
 
[x] doubt

From concern granny 2:

"From Support Locals<support@locals.com>

We are reviewing and actioning these messages."

(can't post images atm)

She reported Still-Life and so did other concern grannies, Locals told each of them that Locals had deleted offending chat postings.

Rekieta would have been spoken to by Locals as well so as usual he is doing his "I am in control" pilpul and trying to pretend everything that happens is INTENDED by HIM rather than him having rules enforced against him.
It's good to see a sociopath like Rekieta get regulated. It's horrible to think of well meaning people letting their children be around him, ever.

To quote Dickens: 'Take nothing on its looks; take everything on evidence. There's no better rule.'

Stop teasing information and post proper evidence. It looks like attention whoring.
 
Highlights from Nick's last LOCALS stream:

- Nick is DONE being a freeze peach absolutist. He has nowt more patience for people who 'shit up his place of business'. He tried for years, but he is done. If people are a problem, they will be removed.
That is so ridiculously vague it could be taken a multitude of different ways. Including him just talking about the people that shitpost over there to make fun of him.

OTOH, I think most people would agree that getting rid of fedposters like Still-Life is 100% reasonable. Name me one time it's good for any business when it becomes known that glowniggers, service providers, and the like, may have taken an interest in you. Look at what happened to the Farms during the Keffals kerfuffle (something Nick he knows about because Null was on his show to explain it to him).

But hey, IF he's talking about Still-Life, you can go ahead and put this in the W column. Not that he'll ever admit you were right and his initial reaction to your commentary on this was idiotic and self-defeating.
 
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