Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Associate Rick]

Nick is the kind of dude that, when he tries to move around a bike like the Ducatis... he just falls over to the side over the motorcycle because he doesn't have the body strength to do it, and probably ends up making up excuses when somebody ask him about all the screeching on the side of the bike and the missing rearview mirror... that's Nick.

And alcoholism causes a lot of muscle strength loss, problems calculate distance, speed, reaction times, and everything that you need to be on your best when you are on a bike.

Terrible idea from Nick... but it is Nick so... not surprised, at all.

I imagine him collecting the bike from the dealer would go something like this.

 

[EvoletRain007]

Whatever is going through Nick's coombrained mind, he's always going to double down, because he's in a perpetual teenage mentality.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

OTOH, I think most people would agree that getting rid of fedposters like Still-Life is 100% reasonable.

You can ban whoever you want. That ridiculous chat is a commercial property for Nick, so it would only be sensible to maintain its value.

The trick is to just stop with the weird soap opera shit and admit you’re banning someone because you can and you want to. Who they are and what they did that pissed you off will speak to the character of the banner, sure. But awkward rationalizations don’t get you out of it

 

[Kopasea]

Highlights from Nick's last LOCALS stream:

- Nick is DONE being a freeze peach absolutist. He has nowt more patience for people who 'shit up his place of business'. He tried for years, but he is done. If people are a problem, they will be removed.

The expected seal-clapping response erupted from the chat from the expected people.

- Nick professes to hate DISCORD (This is humorous. The reason will be evident soon) and he doesn't go to his own. His statement on the DISCORD was that a lot of people who were no longer fans and were not paying to be there turned it into a bad place.

It honestly was better back then. Nose just wanted to chill people out and it worked to neuter the server.

- Chat claims the block feature is working.

- Chat claims resident fedposter, Still-Life, has self moderated.

EDIT: spelling and grammar

He streamed for 30 minutes, but the file/stream was 1.5 hours long. While it's probably a boomer tech mistake to not shut down the stream, it's weird that it then cut out at 1.5 hours.

I wonder if his locals contract is a certain number of 1 hour streams per week after his Rumble streams. Is this a way for him to skirt around the requirement in his contract and claim that "technically his stream was on for over an hour"

 

[AnOminous]

It definitely deserves more consideration. Of late, the LOCALS coterie have been less interesting. With an eye to thread longevity, I think a more general thread of 'Nicholas detractors' is the way to go unless some of them become truly exceptionallly exceptional.

I think the Nicksuckers are more interesting. I seriously want to know what is going on in the head of that sick fuck Still-Life and the rest of the crazed fedposters who are probably going to bring heat down on Nick (if they haven't already).

You can ban whoever you want. That ridiculous chat is a commercial property for Nick, so it would only be sensible to maintain its value.

And you can judge him for the wisdom or lunacy of his decisions. He is a fucking idiot for letting blatant fedposters run rampant while banning other people because he's a crying little pussy bitch.

I feel like the current arrangement is more or less acceptable unless Nick gets divorced and rides his Ducati down to Mexico and we get a Rekieta subforum. And if we are splitting off threads, I think the first to be split off should be a "Nick Rekieta's Hairline" thread in the Lolcows of History subforum.

Pretty much this. Unless he Ralphs out to the extent he could support an entire subforum on his own, which I don't see happening, we might as well keep Nick content right where it is.

- Nick is DONE being a freeze peach absolutist. He has nowt more patience for people who 'shit up his place of business'. He tried for years, but he is done. If people are a problem, they will be removed.

He's pretty much a complete faggot pussy and has not a single ideal he used to claim to have. All he has now is Balldo. That's what he stands for. A ridiculous cuck cage to put his testicles in to simulate a dog penis because his actual penis can't get hard any more.

Whatever is going through Nick's coombrained mind, he's always going to double down, because he's in a perpetual teenage mentality.

He's basically operating on the level of Patrick S. Tomlinson at this point. An absolute failure at his profession, chimping out at trolls 24/7.

 

[footballteam]

They are so much of a hivemind that they don't understand how other groups can operate without being one. None of us give a fuck about each other as people or as opinions. We get along because we are laughing at the same shit and if one of us acts like a retard they will be mocked. If they reign it in they will be fine. It's a fundamental difference in how you approach the internet

I love you all and you are all my frens

he now want to get a $40,000 top of the line Ducati super bike. This isn't like your Mustang Nick, you wipe out on this thing and they'll be pouring you into the coffin lmao.

The real question is this:

Will Rackets die in a vehicular accident before reaching the apex of lolcowdom?

 

[Swole McPole]

- Nick is DONE being a freeze peach absolutist. He has nowt more patience for people who 'shit up his place of business'. He tried for years, but he is done. If people are a problem, they will be removed.

Say it ain't so! Next thing you know he'll be telling us that people who go around defaming people should face consequences.

Oh, wait...

 

[RotPockets]

The trick is to just stop with the weird soap opera shit and admit you’re banning someone because you can and you want to.

“Alottapeoplehavebeentellingme to start a GriftSendCoom get a Ducati ban fedposters. So I asked my bull Drex and he told me to ban Still-life, then turn his financial information over to the police along with his browser history. Since I need to be my authentic self no matter what, regardless of the consequences because muh principles, I did exactly as I was told. That’s how I chase my bliss, and speak my truth to power. I also used my freeze peach to alert the authorities to @CGoody564’s drug peddling because no one decides for me what I can or can’t say.”

- Nick (probably)

 

[Nothing To Say Here]

He streamed for 30 minutes, but the file/stream was 1.5 hours long. While it's probably a boomer tech mistake to not shut down the stream, it's weird that it then cut out at 1.5 hours.

I wonder if his locals contract is a certain number of 1 hour streams per week after his Rumble streams. Is this a way for him to skirt around the requirement in his contract and claim that "technically his stream was on for over an hour"

Nick opens the stream by telling the ‘cows he‘s going to keep the stream to 30 minutes because he needs to get some rest. He’s been out with the family all day and that’s exhausting! Interesting given all he did was sleep off his “cigar” hangover and then go to the roller rink with the family and the homeschool coop - which he rambled about in excruciating detail in the open of the main show. Damn the guy is sooo overworked, I just don’t know how he does it.

 

[Strix454]

To quote Dickens: 'Take nothing on its looks; take everything on evidence. There's no better rule.'

Whatever your intentions, that statement comes across as saying that Nick's chat claiming that Still-Life has "self-moderated" is to be taken as fact. That is as doubtful as any other theory.

 

[Kopasea]

He's basically operating on the level of Patrick S. Tomlinson at this point. An absolute failure at his profession, chimping out at trolls 24/7.

I just recently read the Lowtax thread and that was eerily similar to Nick as well

 

[Tom Myers]

Rackets admitting to the balldo and the St Andrew's cross he bought on stream "as a joke but not a joke".

Spoiler: NSFW St Andrew's Cross

 

[AnOminous]

I just recently read the Lowtax thread and that was eerily similar to Nick as well

I seriously hope this doesn't end like the Lowtax thread.

 

[Strix454]

But hey, IF he's talking about Still-Life, you can go ahead and put this in the W column. Not that he'll ever admit you were right and his initial reaction to your commentary on this was idiotic and self-defeating.

I suspect if he were asked, he would say that it refers to Hydropx and Cynthia. He has always been far more upset about people like that than anything to do with any other issues.

 

[AnOminous]

I suspect if he were asked, he would say that it refers to Hydropx and Cynthia. He has always been far more upset about people like that than anything to do with any other issues.

Nick moderation:

Explicit death threats against government officials: *crickets*
You're kind of acting like a jerk: *REEEEEEE REEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEE* BANNED

 

[SpergioLeonne]

The real question is this:

Will Rackets die in a vehicular accident before reaching the apex of lolcowdom?

If he gets a Ducati, he will.

Statistically speaking, everyone who gets a bike dumps it. In practice, some people dump more than one so some people get lucky, but I don’t think deteriorating, permanent-hangover Nick is one of the lucky ones. The best he should hope for is to only turn half of his body into lasagna

 

[Strix454]

Rackets admitting to the balldo and the St Andrew's cross he bought on stream "as a joke but not a joke".

Now he is cycling among his copes. He has done this one in the past. The cattle are supposed to believe whatever he is saying at this moment as the truth. Anything factually inconsistent with Nick's truth is to be explained away by Nick having been obviously joking. It didn't work a few months ago and its not going to work now.

You can't walk it all back now Nick. You can't retreat back to trad dad or pretend none of it happened. People warned you. You told them in response that they were autistic incel prude conservatives who saw you as their dad and as a hero they wanted to tear down.

You have a public reputation created by your own documented words now as an alcoholic drug user, swinger, gay-bar attendee and self-described sex pervert (your words). Your wife has a reputation as a trashy swinger. That is the image you wanted Nick and now you have to own it.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Whatever your intentions, that statement comes across as saying that Nick's chat claiming that Still-Life has "self-moderated" is to be taken as fact. That is as doubtful as any other theory.

Fair. I really do need to start directly clipping videos of these highlight topics.

However, here is the chat claiming he has been self-moderating.






Not claiming that it is true, but it is what they said accurately reported.

The point was that the only claim that Still-Life has gotten LOCALS corporate attention is a second-hand story and copy-paste of what could be an e-mail.

 

[AnOminous]

Statistically speaking, everyone who gets a bike dumps it. In practice, some people dump more than one so some people get lucky, but I don’t think deteriorating, permanent-hangover Nick is one of the lucky ones. The best he should hope for is to only turn half of his body into lasagna

My dad who was a very cautious motorcyclist had two. One was entirely not his fault, some asshole ran into him when he was at a stop sign. Wrecked his shit seriously. The other time was avoiding a deer. This was pretty minor but convinced him he wasn't interested in dying in a motorcycle accident and quit riding.

It's an inherently dangerous activity even if you are dead sober all the time, cautious, and experienced.

This fucking dipshit doesn't stand a chance.

 

[joshua moon nigger monkey]

Nick buying another overpriced midlife crisis mobile, he talked before about having 2 vacations planned with the whole family (we'll see), and he's shelling out >$50k on a retarded lawsuit; all before sending out the promised 5k locals gift. At this point just spoil what the gift is so people at least know it's rereal.

No you don't get it. The gift is never going out. He will keep making excuses about it until people forget. Just like they did with the knife giveaway