Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Poop Shoot]

I sense another pink triangle coming soon…

 

[Cynthia Behave]

See, this is an example of how you’re misreading things.

I don’t know who “Mandy” is outside of some Rekieta paypig; why would I care if she posts here or not?

There have been at least 10 (oddly kind, considering Kiwi) posts here about Mandy in the last month. You don't have to care but she's lurking here and taking it back to Locals bc she's better than that crowd. She's also funny, depressed, and (sometimes) suicidal. Plenty here are former fans and have known her for 3+ years. But, sure, don't care and make me the issue.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

There have been at least 10 (oddly kind, considering Kiwi) posts here about Mandy in the last month. You don't have to care but she's lurking here and taking it back to Locals bc she's better than that crowd. She's also funny, depressed, and (sometimes) suicidal. Plenty here are former fans and have known her for 3+ years. But, sure, don't care and make me the issue.

You overestimate the Nosesphere's aegis on this site. I would venture to say that less than 5% of this site and its users are even tangentially aware of Balldo Man. People drop in and our of this thread all the time and months apart. It is one if the reasons we insist on spevificity,, context, and archiving.

It is easy to overestimate the notoriety of your pet Lolcow on this site. (Lord knows that I did) To get perspective, I recommend a perusal of the site (just try to avoid the post op tranny threads and paedos if you are squeamish or have high blood pressure problems) to see just how minor a discordant note Nose is in this horrendous dissonant symphony of autism and retardation.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

It's actually amazing, as someone pointed out, this dipshit Greered himself into a personal Skordas.

Hold up, was the source of this claim Nick? Because I remember that the source of this was gravy seal Spectre? Maybe I am getting confused because Nick made the original claim and then Spectre repeated it drumed up as he often does.

And if this post summarizing his stream from the Mustang is to believed, he's seemingly priming the pump to go nuclear on the judge too:

If Nick is going nuclear on the judge it will be hilarious. Absolutely nothing could possibly go wrong from that and that puts him up there with activist lawyers from the Curtis Reeves trial.

I would imagine the same thing would happen to a dedicated Locals chat containment.

I believe thread must be certified حلال and not حَرَام before posting since she is a user of this site before they were a lolcow. The easier solution is either a Nick orbiter thread, better yet a Nick sub-fourm since he has so many crossovers with other lolcow,

Oddly it was NICK who was pointing out how much of grifters they were and how traditional marriage still has a chance, but now HE is seeking out tales of that lifestyle because it is interesting to him.

You know the jackass in your childhood who would change the rules the instant it didn't suit them? That's Nick. As Uncivil pointed out on Nick's Jury analysis rant, it's okay if HE does it, but everyone else is a fucking grifter and a fraud.

They are so much of a hivemind that they don't understand how other groups can operate without being one. None of us give a fuck about each other as people or as opinions. We get along because we are laughing at the same shit and if one of us acts like a retard they will be mocked. If they reign it in they will be fine. It's a fundamental difference in how you approach the internet.

WE ARE LEGION PANOPTICON, WE ARE ONE. Now with data retention and shitposting functions!

 

[SpergioLeonne]

There have been at least 10 (oddly kind, considering Kiwi) posts here about Mandy in the last month. You don't have to care but she's lurking here and taking it back to Locals bc she's better than that crowd. She's also funny, depressed, and (sometimes) suicidal. Plenty here are former fans and have known her for 3+ years. But, sure, don't care and make me the issue.

I didn’t even make you an issue, I was trying to articulate my perspective about why the farms can come off as catty sometimes. I’ve fallen afoul of a thread more than once myself, because I tend to enjoy tangential discussion and end up shitting things up by going deeper instead of trying to bring things on track.

Like, I don’t even have a generally positive or negative impression of 99.9% of the people I interact with on here. I kind of just post for the sake of the exercise of articulating how I think about things that catch my eye, because people who don’t practice articulating their thoughts end up bad at it.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I believe thread must be certified حلال and not حَرَام before posting since she is a user of this site before they were a lolcow. The easier solution is either a Nick orbiter thread, better yet a Nick sub-fourm since he has so many crossovers with other lolcow

I believe it would be more of a community thread and not require halal approval. It wouls encapsulate @Cynthia Behave , @CGoody564 , and whatever other low effort LOCALS Karens (it is always the women or soy men who count as women) came here to try to troll and got told to fuck right off to Timbuktu.

IMO, that would dilute the halal status of the individuals we know. All A is B, but not all B is A, because A is a subset of B.

 

[Burd Turglar]

This is some rough shit to watch. I don't wish ill upon the small town retard but god damn if he isn't acting exactly like the couple of dumb shit middle aged bumkins I knew that hit the lotto and ruined their lives in spectacular fashion.

Sadly, the smartest get rich quick fucker's I ever knew were cunning ass hippies. I guess being a functioning pot head might be better than being a wet brained faggot.

 

[SandyCat]

I don't feel any particular obligation to assimilate into any culture. I do fine across about 5 platforms, and in my city irl, by simply being me. I get that why, as a Brit, this might profoundly confuse you.

I get it. Cultural assimilation is what your people do. Ooops. Did*.

So, just to be clear @Himedall All-seeing Waifu and @Spaded Dave, Kiwi so fucking incestual belly button-sucking, and inside baseball autistic that "cultural assimilation" is required? Got it.

I'm all about @Twitter Is Cancer reporting shit - which it seems he's done 2x now.

Get over yourselves.

You don't have to "assimilate" just don't be surprised when people laugh at you for doing something they find retarded. And if you're going to do gay ops I recommend the cautionary tale of Isabella Janke. Gay ops often backfire making you the next form of entertainment. Kind of like what's happening to you right now.

Tho I do hope you ignore this advice, I want to see what autism you can land yourself in next. I know you can dig this hole you found yourself in even deeper, I believe in you.

Ya Boi Nicky "The Nose" Rackets was listed as joining The Critical Drinker's live stream commentary on episode #45 of Open Bar, covering a bunch of Disney Marvel Lucasfilm shit,. Apparently Rekieta was just too busy to show up, let alone cancel to them official.

No show, most disrespectfur dispray. Especially since the show name would encourage drinking.

First Null now The Critical Drinker. If he keeps it up no one's going to bother having him on their livestreams

 

[Spaded Dave]

And I can give you a list of 20 others who tend to lurk on Elissa's comments. Why won't they lend their voice here? Bc of the culty shit here.

The only point we are trying to express is that if you're being a retarded sperg you will be mocked for it. You are being a massive fucking sperg lately. That's probably partially our fault for giving you extra leeway that we wouldn't normally extend to new members, but it's mostly your fault. Most of us have been very kind to you in a way that most people wouldn't be able to expect. If "Don't be a tryhard retard" is a bridge too far into culty for you or anyone else that is fine.

We are a self-regulating group of people with shared interests. As a result, each thread has its own culture and similar behaviors will get significantly different results. The one thing I can say for sure is that your behavior as of late would be welcome in precisely zero threads on this website. My criticisms of you up until this point have been very mild, the fact that they have struck a nerve is...interesting to say the least. It might be time to touch grass.

While I'm sure you can give a list of 20 people who lurk on Elissa's comments, I am equally sure that you have no clue who among them are already on here. If you understood this site you'd understand that one of the primary rules that is constantly reiterated is that you should not duplicate usernames across platforms. How do you know the 20 people you listed aren't all on here already? I could be Mark Gado, I could be Lemon Party. Jim Turner or Pepsi Man could be typing a reply to you right now. Spergio could be Aggrolith for all you know.

You aren't as clever as you think you are, and you certainly aren't as important as you think you are. As I said before, none of us are. We all get called out for doing retarded shit, and even now if you took a step back, re-evaluated, and picked up your meds from the pharmacy you could be right back to where you were before with people actually enjoying your contributions and getting positive responses to your existence here. Anominous put it best, "One of my favorite things about this site is I can be in a completely retarded slapfight with someone on one thread while simultaneously agreeing with them on another."

Take the advice or don't, at the very least you'll walk away with a pink triangle to put on your resume.

 

[Sammich]

Some dumb e-girl thot shit.

Listen, i don't care about any of that shit, but if you'll hit with a current std panel, and maybe a pic of your busted up cunt, i might be interested in making an offer for a night. I would imagine you'd sound better with 6 inches rammed down your throat.
Do you have a boyfriend, or a husband? I'd pay a bit extra if I could ram my fist deep into your guts, but only if you have some S.O. that could watch me make a mess of you.

 

[AnOminous]

You aren't as clever as you think you are, and you certainly aren't as important as you think you are. As I said before, none of us are. We all get called out for doing retarded shit, and even now if you took a step back, re-evaluated, and picked up your meds from the pharmacy you could be right back to where you were before with people actually enjoying your contributions and getting positive responses to your existence here. Anominous put it best, "One of my favorite things about this site is I can be in a completely retarded slapfight with someone on one thread while simultaneously agreeing with them on another."

This may sound kind of harsh but it is what Kiwis generally think.

 

[RotPockets]

I don't feel any particular obligation to assimilate into any culture. I do fine across about 5 platforms, and in my city irl, by simply being me. I get that why, as a Brit, this might profoundly confuse you.

I get it. Cultural assimilation is what your people do. Ooops. Did*.

So, just to be clear @Himedall All-seeing Waifu and @Spaded Dave, Kiwi so fucking incestual belly button-sucking, and inside baseball autistic that "cultural assimilation" is required? Got it.

I'm all about @Twitter Is Cancer reporting shit - which it seems he's done 2x now.

Get over yourselves.

My "feelings" have nothing to do with anything. Plenty sperge out here with rage all the time but it's oh-so-smart when using ironic vernacular and the n and f- word, right? Sorry, if my earnestness hurts YOUR feelings.

If you or @Spaded Dave (among others) think Mandy will EVER dare to enter - and she has much to say - not a chance. And I can give you a list of 20 others who tend to lurk on Elissa's comments. Why won't they lend their voice here? Bc of the culty shit here.

Why swap one cult for another?

Here is some advice, when you are in a thread specifically about discussing a particular person try to avoid using words like “I”, “My”, “Me”, “We”, and “Our”. You don’t speak for any group, and no one cares about you personally.

 

[Sammich]

This may sound kind of harsh but it is what Kiwis generally think.

As far as agreeing in one thread and slap fighting in another, that's what makes this place so great really.

 

[localsinsight919]

We will be getting PEAK performance from rackets tonight

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

I believe it would be more of a community thread and not require halal approval. It wouls encapsulate @Cynthia Behave , @CGoody564 , and whatever other low effort LOCALS Karens (it is always the women or soy men who count as women) came here to try to troll and got told to fuck right off to Timbuktu.

IMO, that would dilute the halal status of the individuals we know. All A is B, but not all B is A, because A is a subset of B.

The question is if these persons deserve their own threads. I think Cynthia definitely does (maybe Drexel). I would say however, instead of locals users, it would just be Nick orbiters in general since that Harman Smith is an orbiter (detractor) despite not being in locals to (EDIT) my knowledge.
They have begged us to observe, so let us be the panopticon in which they ought to be judged...

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

The question is if these persons deserve their own threads. I think Cynthia definitely does (maybe Drexel). I would say however, instead of locals users, it would just be Nick orbiters in general since that Harman Smith is an orbiter (detractor) despite not being in locals to (EDIT my knowledge.
They have begged us to observe, so let us be the panopticon in which they ought to be judged...

It definitely deserves more consideration. Of late, the LOCALS coterie have been less interesting. With an eye to thread longevity, I think a more general thread of 'Nicholas detractors' is the way to go unless some of them become truly exceptionallly exceptional.

In light of this, I will choose quality over quantity with my archive selections. I have a few brands in the fire that might turn into a good OP, but that is in future. I am content to wait, but if the case and initial investment of time and work can be made to start and maintain a thread by someone else, I will of course contribute.

Back to dear Nicholas, I would hazard a guess that tonight's show will be palatable with dear Gosney to keep Nose on the straight and narrow. I am just waiting for the inevitable dissociation of the loveable boomer from degenerate coomer.

Gosney and Branca have successfully filled the gap of grift to gain the LARPing lawyer parasocial armchair experts with their books and Law Courses for normies.

Emily Baker has captivated the liberal audience and celebrity gossips.

Attorney Tom has built the network of YT barristers into a cooperative.

What has Nose built? A gaggle of gross simps, tricks, and hoes. Congratulations! Nick has been eclipsed and is no longer best in his sektur. I am curious to see if his numbers at the next trial stream are even further dwarfed by others than the last was.

 

[3MMA]

he now wants to get a $40,000 top of the line Ducati super bike. This isn't like your Mustang Nick, you wipe out on this thing and they'll be pouring you into the coffin lmao.

Does the Balldo have any experience? Ducati’s aren’t beginners motorcycles. The upkeep on them is enormous and expensive. What a tard if this is his first bike. A lot of nigger rich poseurs grab a Ducati & fuck their shit up, or get so discouraged by the mechanical needs, it stops their riding flat. Of course he wants a Ducati and talks about it like a cucked, midlife crisis, loser.

 

[Roboute Guilliman]

You overestimate the Nosesphere's aegis on this site. I would venture to say that less than 5% of this site and its users are even tangentially aware of Balldo Man. People drop in and our of this thread all the time and months apart. It is one if the reasons we insist on spevificity,, context, and archiving.

I disagree but only because of how many times Nick has come up on Josh's stream, as well as his associations with Ralph, CRP, and most importantly Jim. That said past tangentially aware I'd put it even lower.

 

[RotPockets]

Does the Balldo have any experience? Ducati’s aren’t beginners motorcycles. The upkeep on them is enormous and expensive. What a tard if this is his first bike. A lot of nigger rich poseurs grab a Ducati & fuck their shit up, or get so discouraged by the mechanical needs, it stops their riding flat. Of course he wants a Ducati and talks about it like a cucked, midlife crisis, loser.

Doubt he can even drive a car with a manual transmission, and driving bikes with automatic transmissions just means you’re gay.

 

[Not Who You Think]

Nick's gonna claim this as some sort of win since he stated previously that the farms would turn on Cynthia

Possible, but that's really on Cynthia. Besides, Nick had to compromise his "principles" to deal with Cynthia, whereas no one here has had to do the same. If anything, they are following them consistently by calling out faggotry as they see it. For this reason, if Cynthia does something to get threadbanned or something similar, it won't be the epic win/badge of honor that it would have been over on Nick's locals.

For the overwhelming majority of Kiwifarmers, it's a passing entertainment, not a life's mission.

Agreed. Most of what's done here is more akin to a hobby. The guidelines of observe, document, and laugh are partially there for one's mental health so things don't get more serious than they have to be and to maintain a healthy distance from the given subject. That said, most of the time the last thing a person who is upset wants to hear are the words "calm down" and Cynthia seems to have a sizable personal investment in Nick/locals.

Cynthia pointing people in the direction of Mandy_K because she lurks here and takes KF content back to locals in an attempt to claim she isn't the "issue" so soon after Cynthia declared to her intent regarding her own faggotry is funny though. The fact that Cynthia was counting posts pertaining to Mandy_K is also telling.

Also, thank you for the most excellent post @Spaded Dave ! Exceptionally well done!