Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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SWATcall dropped.
Wait, this is TorSwats guy calling MPD? I must be retarded, I thought it would be calls with Patrick involved.
 
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SWATcall dropped.
>It's fucking real
Fatrick NOOOOOO
 
If this isn’t another wind up then Fatrick really is hopelessly stupid.

Not paying someone who he knows is capable of swatting and won’t think twice about doing it for payback is just plain foolish.

That’s like hiring some convicted criminals to kick the shit out of your neighbor while you watch from your house, not paying up, then being surprised that they kick the shit out of you next.
One user pointed out that if someone's willing to swat for money then they are probably willing to lie about other stuff for money. It could also be that someone lied to torswats then didnt pay.
 
I would have thought it was some a-log, he was really butthurt at the cops when they swatted him, clearly he's a better actor than I give him credit for.
I think in that case he was mad he got humiliated in the middle of the night and that an actual SWAT team busted in with guns drawn (instead of a harmless welfare check). IIRC didn’t they come to the wrong side of the hovel or something like that? He wasn’t mad about it happening, he was mad that it didn’t happen the way he wanted it to.

Like a fat 1.2 moron, he probably thought Torswats would somehow prevent the MPD from responding as they did and the entire situation could be made-to-order from start to end.
 
Pat probably thought tweeting out the Vice article an hour ago was a smart move. Now the service's Telegram page has his name all over it plus a call recording.

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The call itself sounds retarded. Was this some elaborate prank against OnA? Is he trying to mask his voice?
It’s bizarre, I though it was going to be Pat giving instructions on what he wanted for the call. It’s just some idiot talking like a supervillain and he sounds foreign.

He’s definitely talking to a cop though and he mentions Fatrick and his address. So it seems like a real attempt to get the cops over. Don’t know what to make of it but I also know nothing about Swatting.
 
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SWATcall dropped.
Why is this post dated September 2022?

Edit: It’s not, the guy just put the date of the call at the top of the post. My bad.
 
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It’s bizarre, I though it was going to be Pat giving instructions on what he wanted for the call. It’s just some idiot talking like a supervillain and he sounds foreign.

He’s definitely talking to a cop though and he mentions Fatrick and his address. So it seems like a real attempt to get the cops over. Whole thing smells weird though unless I’m missing something.
They didn't claim it was a recording of Patrick asking for the SWATing, they said it would be a recording of the SWATing.
 
One user pointed out that if someone's willing to swat for money then they are probably willing to lie about other stuff for money. It could also be that someone lied to torswats then didnt pay.
The hacker is claiming patrick stole his old telegram account:
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this seems to support the false flag theory
 
The hacker is claiming patrick stole his old telegram account:
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this seems to support the false flag theory
This is now all officially loony tunes. Our Piggy stealing Telegram accounts? C'mon. Someone needs to do an emergency retool of this script.
 
Yeah this sounds like shite. I know Pat has such a high academic score, but he seems to stupid to attempt all of this, and at least smart enough to not be so shit with it if he did do it. Somehow.

Either way, it doesnt look legit, as in Pat is the one paying for these swattings.

However...

This is the farms and the cows are not here because they make good life choices. I strongly suspect this is all some sort of prank/troll, but on the outside chance Pat really fucking was involved and its shown with some evidence. Wow. My fucking body is ready for this. Pats is not ready, too much fat and black children makes him weak.
 
This is now all officially loony tunes. Our Piggy stealing Telegram accounts? C'mon. Someone needs to do an emergency retool of this script.
The hacker is claiming patrick stole his old telegram account:
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this seems to support the false flag theory
On one hand, there is ZERO chance Patrick is hijacking Telegram accounts so that implies that it's a false flag where someone has pretended to be Tomlinson swatting himself. On the other hand, the fact that he's "guessing" that Tomlinson is did it means that he doesn't really know who Patrick is and wouldn't bother picking him in particular to lie about. Anyone who knew Patrick and wanted to set him up for this would know not to accuse him of stealing the telegram account. Interesting.
 
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