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I reuploaded it for you so you can witness the horror.
Generally speaking, you'd think Kat would say something. But, to no one's surprise, this is their relationship.
DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2
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Generally speaking, you'd think Kat would say something. But, to no one's surprise, this is their relationship.
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Glad to see we can add swimming to the list of athletic feats Phil can pull off flawlessly untrained. 25 push ups in 20 seconds, the 4 minute mile and now he is an expert in freestyle swimming. Forget the breaststroke, that's baby shit. This fat sack of shit would drown even with arm floaties on
Always so telling when he instantly goes for the most technical shit when boasting lmao. Dude can't even walk properly, get the fuck out of here.
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My favorite part is when he says "swimming is easy".
If it was so easy, why didn't he learn how to do it?
I wish he did try to swim the way he says he does, so Darwinism can sort his shit out.
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The pig stroke from the pig with a stroke.... Beautiful.
WWE might allow "talent" to host such things if they (the people holding the event) extra-shill whatever the current WWE game is out. Obviously not at a strictly Capcom thing, but vga shows or something.
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Sometimes you never know what horse shit Phil is going to pull out of his ass but I would have never guessed he would be an expert on swimming.
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That is true though with the E's track record it would have to be done through them and it's sounds like this will be a some big Capcom hosted dealy so unless it's a segment on Raw probably not gonna happen.
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For what it's worth, pigs are actually good swimmers.
DeeTracktor
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Phil has a shower stool so he can sit down when he showers once a week
He'd drown in the deep end of the local pool before he figured out swimming
He'd drown in the deep end of the local pool before he figured out swimming
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Heh, even the motions he does to try to pass himself off as a good swimmer are horrible. Fitting that Sway himself sways way too much when supposedly swimming. Also, if you always keep your head above water, you'll lose a significant amount of distance. The hardest part is getting the hang of the motions that allow you to breathe while mostly keeping your head underwater. You end up breathing out of one side of your mouth.
To be fair, having acceptable swimming technique to take a dip in a pool or something with no concrete goal really isn't super difficult, but like with anything else, Phil's wild incompetence combined with his ridiculous self-confidence just makes me think the dude would drown trying to swim across a lake if he was appropriately dared or something. Maybe a whale can offer a 200 dahller tip if he clears the challenge?
Additionally, what is up with all the fit guy posturing lately? He allegedly goes on jogs, so fast he runs a four minute mile, in fact... Man, that's not a jog, that's a fucking sprint. It's close to the world record, for fuck's sakes. He can also swim now... Shit, he's becoming a real athletic 41 year old boy, isn't he? Maybe he'll take up amateur boxing next, like so many other out of shape delusional middle aged fat guys... Crazy how narcs can perfectly think one thing and the opposite at once.
Something tells me he KNOWS how out of shape he is, because when Keem was going to offer him a fight he simultaneously ran the fuck away, claimed it would never happen, and played it off with a "Nah, I would just train, get my wind back that I used to have, and win easily!". Sure, dude. Like you don't know the average youtuber would break you in two and make you look like a complete idiot.
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No idea. All I know is dsp (space) gaming.
The penultimate childrens entertainer.
Half his face. DEBUNKED!
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He has the advantage of the stroke droop side of his mouth, allowing him to suck in more wind. Summer Olympics, welcome the numbah one super turbo player to the swim team.
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And that is why Phil will phail at any content that DOESNT consist of him playing poorly and begging.
He’s a shut in out of touch with the rest of the world, and suffers from a really bad case of “smartest guy in the room” syndrome, while being too lazy to actually research the things he’s tarding about.
LMAO!
Yeah Phil… It’s so easy that they have classes in it and people regularly drown.
A recurring, and hilarious, feature of Phil is his remarkable skill at overestimating his own abilities and skills. And the resulting meltdown and banspree when it doesn’t go his way.
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This is probably worst than his first Elden Ring playthrough.
Like who woulda guessed that actually blatant handholding, and spamming magic was worse than jump r2ing through the whole game.
Like who woulda guessed that actually blatant handholding, and spamming magic was worse than jump r2ing through the whole game.
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Speaking of boxing
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DSP VS Mike Tyson
A few months ago DSP/DarkSydePhil aka Phil Burnell stated he could beat Mike Tyson because of his old age. Now we all know thats completely next level to say...
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it'll be fine as long as the money doesn't come pouring in like the first time, it'll still be funny even if its unwatchable.
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Speaking of boxing
DSP VS Mike Tyson
A few months ago DSP/DarkSydePhil aka Phil Burnell stated he could beat Mike Tyson because of his old age. Now we all know thats completely next level to say...
i do find it amusing, that in the most general sense, phil isn't technically wrong?
there have been plenty of times Mike Tyson has said if someone just stomped on his toes, he'd give up instantly, man even went so far as saying "i'd suck dick if you stepped on my toes"
so while Phil would get his ass obliterated, he did kinda get the general area correct.
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My wrestling autism forces me to explain that Kenny Omega is an AEW contracted wrestler. Xavier Woods and Zelina Vega (who did a SF VI themed cosplay at the Royal Rumble) are WWE contracted wrestlers.
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So let's theorize.
Doody is striking DSP in order to provoke people to counter strike.
Win win.
If DSP is copyright struck off, he get's more content.
Meanwhile the salty opper is salty because Snort is more visible then him.
As to paypig clips? I do not think there is a connection to whom is reporting.
What does it matter what is struck?
It's just a system and many different criteria is used.
I also want to point out Doody was all up in Craig's grill trying to convince the man this is "Superhound."
Thin the heard of the talentless.
Take it for what it is worth.
Oppers never stop opping.
They can't help it.
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I don't think Phil can swim, but I wouldn't even want him to try. Too much trash in the ocean as it is.
His demons, however, can swim. That's why he can't drown them in gin.
His demons, however, can swim. That's why he can't drown them in gin.
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Wow a whole day without KiwiFarms again, is Phil's life fixed yet? He's gotten quite a few of these now