Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Tiresome]

So how much longer until Jack turns into full blown Mobility Mary while driving around on his retard scooter?

He'd set a new world scooty-puff land speed record if he ever tried to go after someone who "almost hit him" like Mary and an angry black guy gets out of the car.

 

[Nothing To Say Here]

It's a number of cuts, mostly round. My mom used to be able to salvage eye of round by making London broil with it. It was actually good, the only thing I've ever had where this abysmal cut was good. At the same time, I love chuck. The textures are fairly similar but chuck is very savory and improves with braising.

If you like chuck, search out chuck eye steaks. Not always easiest to find, but beefy, tender and inexpensive comparatively to better steaks. It’s often regarded as poor man’s ribeye.

Edit: Can‘t quote but regarding Fatty’s freeze drying of eggs, why doesn’t he just separate the yolks and whites and freeze them. Done right, they will hold for up to a year, and can be utilize in a hell of a lot more ways than bullshit scrambled powder. Plus no need for an expensive machine. He’s a fucktard and should be punched in the face repeatedly.

 

[ZipDisk]

I wonder how much shit Jack has in the chamber, video wise. We all know he's impacted, shitwise.

But we all know he's done gaps upward of three months on videos before, and now he's feeling threatened.

I wonder if he's going to pull out ancient shit to feed the feed.

VID BEFORE YOU VID OBJ

Jack is going to die operating the freeze dryer.

Ninja needs to fire off a C&D. I already hate the foody because of Jack and that stupid cap.

 

[charlesdickens]

The egg video is from January judging from the freeze dry bag.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Imagine going to the movies with your kids and you see a morbidly obese old man yelling at a kids movie over something “political”

 

[FatJacksFatAssTongue]

get you cookbook!

LOL, my god. Wow he really got inspired at the nursing home it seems.
Jagoff's pamphlet idea of a cookbook will resemble it's polar opposite to maybe a novel such as Tolstoy's War and Peace:
Go Dog, Go!

How the hell is Jack doing a cookbook? Jack can't cook, come up with his own recipes, or take decent photographs. Shit, Jack can't even type.

More work for Tranny

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

How the hell is Jack doing a cookbook? Jack can't cook, come up with his own recipes, or take decent photographs. Shit, Jack can't even type.

Imagine all the grammatical errors in the book. Lol

 

[Adamska]

New vid is up. Don't get too excited; it looks like a vid he done pre-stroke

Post-Watch edit: so you know that shitty powder that hotels make their scrambled eggs from? Jack did that, as a way to preserve eggs for an 'upcoming egg shortage'.

Another piece of shit freeze dryer video; while this is pre-stroke, I'm now kind of worried this asshole will just spam more garbage videos like that to duck out of cooking. Also it's now telling that the reason he became obsessed with eggs are purely due to the childish reason that he might have to be told "no" when it comes to getting them. This is essentially guided by food insecurity.

I reckon those eggs are still going to go bad, since fats can go rancid if not stored right and eggs often carry bacteria due to how the chickens were kept. Salmonella ahoy.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Post-Watch edit: so you know that shitty powder that hotels make their scrambled eggs from? Jack did that, as a way to preserve eggs for an 'upcoming egg shortage'.

This was pre-SNF; little did he know that in a couple of weeks his #1 complaint in the world would be the possibility of his eggs being anything but fresh-cracked.

 

[Anon88]

I wonder if he's going to pull out ancient shit to feed the feed.

That would be so cool I would love to see the secret Jack files. Judging by the low quality stuff he's willing to upload onto his youtube account I can only imagine that anything he filmed and didn't upload because he thought it was bad must be really, really bad. To think there might be Jack videos worse then the Garbage Stew episode...

 

[Pig Cups]

He's more like the kind of guy who gets out of rehab and immediately shoots up a speedball out of pure heroin and coke.

One of the commentators on his Firehouse Subs video puts it beautifully:

So how much longer until Jack turns into full blown Mobility Mary while driving around on his retard scooter?

I want to cut the brakes on her rascal in the hopes that she slides into the street and get eviscerated by a delivery truck.

 

[She Brings The Rain]

Imagine going to the movies with your kids and you see a morbidly obese old man yelling at a kids movie over something “political”

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We all know what he means when he says "political agenda," but has he ever given a proper definition when anyone else asks? He's already said how he doesn't like cursing or kissing or any type of sexual innuendos because he doesn't like being reminded of all the things Tammy's bull can do, but I would love to see him come back and seethe about a passing gay character being an agenda.

 

[biggacracka]

Post-Watch edit: so you know that shitty powder that hotels make their scrambled eggs from? Jack did that, as a way to preserve eggs for an 'upcoming egg shortage'.

Wait wait wait... so you're telling me that not only jack told his viewers to make the "fake eggs" he complained about so much while in the nursing home, but he also said to freeze dry them yourself with an expensive freeze drier instead of just buying the powder?
I know Jack is mushbrained and an hypocrite but this takes the cake, pun not intended

 

[Bassomatic]

While Jack dying at home is our new arc, I feel some peace knowing how much Tammy suffers having him around 24/7. She's an evil person and enabler. When Jack dies, her faggot pedo son and her will take head to this thread.

While Jack is clearly bad off, frankly I was shocked he's as stable as he was in that video of him stuffing himself.

Jack is a big dumb dumb, part of me wonders how suicidal he is, like he might legit be at peace with his eating himself to death. But part of me wonders he's REALLY fucking stupid, maybe he's thinking "leaning keto" "no energy drinks" he's unaware how or why he's so sick and dying.

 

[GloriousRapeRabbit]

While Jack dying at home is our new arc, I feel some peace knowing how much Tammy suffers having him around 24/7. She's an evil person and enabler. When Jack dies, her faggot pedo son and her will take head to this thread.

While Jack is clearly bad off, frankly I was shocked he's as stable as he was in that video of him stuffing himself.

Jack is a big dumb dumb, part of me wonders how suicidal he is, like he might legit be at peace with his eating himself to death. But part of me wonders he's REALLY fucking stupid, maybe he's thinking "leaning keto" "no energy drinks" he's unaware how or why he's so sick and dying.

He is that fucking dumb. Jack straddles that fine line betweed dumb as fuck and clinically retarded. I really dont hold it impossible he got such a low IQ he might actually be considered legit lightly retarded. He IS that fucking dumb. I really dont think he understands why his health is failing, and i think he is too dumb to realize how serious his health actually is.

 

[Tiresome]

While Jack dying at home is our new arc, I feel some peace knowing how much Tammy suffers having him around 24/7. She's an evil person and enabler. When Jack dies, her faggot pedo son and her will take head to this thread.

I have to disagree, when Jack dies, the thread will die. Tammy and Qali do not put themselves out there nearly as much or as stupidly to make themselves actual lolcows.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

It's a number of cuts, mostly round. My mom used to be able to salvage eye of round by making London broil with it. It was actually good, the only thing I've ever had where this abysmal cut was good. At the same time, I love chuck. The textures are fairly similar but chuck is very savory and improves with braising.

Chuck is one of the best cuts out there. It's very underrated.

New vid is up. Don't get too excited; it looks like a vid he done pre-stroke

Post-Watch edit: so you know that shitty powder that hotels make their scrambled eggs from? Jack did that, as a way to preserve eggs for an 'upcoming egg shortage'.

That's retarded.

 

[AnOminous]

Post-Watch edit: so you know that shitty powder that hotels make their scrambled eggs from? Jack did that, as a way to preserve eggs for an 'upcoming egg shortage'.

So exactly the shit he was whining about them serving him in the tard home?

Done right, they will hold for up to a year, and can be utilize in a hell of a lot more ways than bullshit scrambled powder. Plus no need for an expensive machine. He’s a fucktard and should be punched in the face repeatedly.

Imagine using thousands of dollars of equipment out of dumb prepper bullshit about the price of eggs going up a dollar maybe at some random point in the future.

I bet this crap just sits in his freezer probably for months literally until he keels over dead.

 

[Reotardo da Vinci]

Semi-related, but in watching his cooking videos, I don't know why he doesn't use the blanket of cheese method. Cover the casserole abomination with a shitload of cheese, put in a hot oven til brown and bubbly. It's the laziest and most calorie-laden way to make food appealing. You'd think he'd be all over it.

Jack is of the school of thought where you just put everything into the crockpot at the same time, effectively boiling raw protein and vegetals in molten cheez or creem of mushrum soop. He doesn’t officially recognise the Maillard effect as a valid technique, yet loves crispy fried food.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

He doesn’t officially recognise the Maillard effect as a valid technique, yet loves crispy fried food.

He doesn't understand cooking beyond the very basics. It's like when he made a bison burger and said that bison is very lean meat and needs to be cooked medium-rare or else it's dry.

So what does he do? Cooks it blue. Then cuts into it where you can see it's still raw all the way through. The outside was barely done and yet he says it's beautiful and perfect then takes a big bite of raw meat.