Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[grapeshark77]

Those are not the tweets of an innocent man.

I should also mention that Pat seems to not care that someone on Telegram who runs a "Swat for hire" service is spilling all of this with his name and address. I'd personally be frightened but he's posting edited screencaps AND saying that Telegram guy isn't a stalker. I'd personally be contacting the police instead of tweeting.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

its back up with a logo change

Cowbin

A website for sharing and viewing information.

cowbin.net

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Uh oh. It's glowing.

 

[President Tonald Drump]

Those are not the tweets of an innocent man.

I should also mention that Pat seems to not care that someone on Telegram who runs a "Swat for hire" service is spilling all of this with his name and address. I'd personally be frightened but he's posting edited screencaps AND saying that Telegram guy isn't a stalker. I'd personally be contacting the police instead of tweeting.

hes saying the guy who tiltnova24 is responding to isn't a stalker.

 

[Ophelia]

No he'll become Ricks third better wife.

Chris isn’t the one who’s “into things.”

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

Oh, well that's too bad. It would be a shame if I archived the majority of their site before they went down.

Massive Semper Fi. Exemplary archival work. This is what all Kiwis should aspire towards.

Anyways, what a gay and worthless site. I’m not opposed to KF clones on principle, quite the opposite. But this site only has 5 pages of threads, most of which totally dead, on cows that either already have much better/more active threads here or are already really well-known. Look at these pages and count how many of their threads are summed up as “nigger streamer.” There are a load of those on the internet now. Give me something funny. If “Cowbin” is the quality of Farmsesque gossip site we have to look forward to after Null quits/is hunted down by trannies, we’re fucked.

I know this was many pages ago, but the only benefit I can see from a Fatrick subforum is that it could be made to be viewable only by logged-in users, like that News politisperg subforum. Hell, it could stay unmoderated just like that one. It would be kinda funny to know fatty would have to create an account to obsessively read his own thread. Ironically, this is but a slim benefit.

Hiding cow threads behind a login is against the principle of the site. One of the biggest boons about all the lolcow threads on this site being publicly viewable in full by people without accounts is that it makes it possible for anyone to quickly find information on a thread subject. How much of the knowledge we keep on people of interest on the site would spread to the wider internet if you had to sign up to view it? I suspect little to none. What it would do is serve to make us look guilty to those who don’t know any better. During the Keffals drama, we had the huge advantage of having nothing to hide. Anyone interested in what we talk about and the kind of behavior we encourage/discourage could come here and read about it straight from the Kiwi’s mouth without ever even making an account. Without this, it’s much easier for a cow to paint us as “shady, dark net alt-right dozers and harassers,” especially when the cow in question is Fatrick, a serial pathological liar who resides solely on Twitter and gets off on the attention lying about the evil, criminal things we supposedly do to him brings.

 

[Associate Rick]

So Torswats said that Piggy owed him $250, because he paid half up front and was supposed to pay the other half afterwards, and never did. He said that Pig had paid reliably all the other times, which was why he let him continue with this arrangement.

That means, if we take $500/SWAT, and say that amount was paid for 20 SWATs, we're looking at someone spending $10,000 to SWAT Pat.

So look at this from two angles - either someone hates Pat enough to spend $10,000 annoying him/trying to get the police to kill him AND actually has the money to do that, or Pat has spent that money himself. Pat doesn't look like he has that money to spare, but he also doesn't look like he has the money for constant vacations, a $1,800 smart phone that he promptly destroys, or $3,000 tickets to A Christmas Carol (or however much we figured he paid for those). Whatever mess his finances may be, he can clearly find money from somewhere to spend in an absolutely wasteful manner. And he seems to be motivated to spend it all as fast as he can before Quasi can get to it.

At any rate, knowing the cost of the SWATtings, and knowing the dates when they happened, it seems like it should be possible for someone to go through Pat's finances and see if there happens to be a pattern of $500 expenditures at those times.

I think there's still room to suspect that someone other than Pat is behind the SWATtings, but not a whole lot of room. Pat is enormously fat, after all, and takes up most the space in every room he enters.

edited for grammar

This was on ONA, curious how it lists Gas leak/EMS/Fire as Rick has had a few of those that he's counted as swattings.

 

[Star Platinum]

Those are not the tweets of an innocent man.

I disagree, if only because it's Patrick. At all times, no matter how minimal his culpability in the situation, Patrick will ALWAYS communicate in the most damning and unnatural way. Even in a situation in which he was objectively correct and innocent - the time OnA was framing him and Nikki in "Contact Us" forms - he somehow managed to look like a psychotic, belligerent, and overly-defensive piece of shit in every single tweet to the victims.

 

[Elderly Homosexual Negro]

I want to see him hang.

They would have to do it Iranian style with a crane, no gallows could withstand that much mass.

 

[AltisticCentre]

Anyways, what a gay and worthless site. I’m not opposed to KF clones on principle, quite the opposite. But this site only has 5 pages of threads, most of which totally dead, on cows that either already have much better/more active threads here or are already really well-known. Look at these pages and count how many of their threads are summed up as “nigger streamer.” There are a load of those on the internet now. Give me something funny. If “Cowbin” is the quality of Farmsesque gossip site we have to look forward to after Null quits/is hunted down by trannies, we’re fucked.

I don't think it's supposed to be a kf clone, more like doxbin with a different layout

 

[Friendly Arbys Employee]

This was on ONA, curious how it lists Gas leak/EMS/Fire as Rick has had a few of those that he's counted as swattings.
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Interesting how his prices substantially dropped from $500 to $50/40..

Unless Pat was ordering 10 swats at a time, but it doesn't make sense to do more than one per transaction from a business standpoint.

These prices are very sus. $60 for a bomb threat to a public location?
Is this guy running a swatting call-center now, and expecting huge volume?
The recorded swaTT phone call was like 20 minutes, probably took 30 of total effort. If you can stay booked for 8 hours a day constantly swaTTing, I could see it as being profitable... but it's still seems very low for the risk people are paying to offset from themselves

 

[Ophelia]

why the fuck does he think that we're all obsessed with him 24/7?

Welcome to the wonderful world of narcissists.

Remember the audio of him yelling at police during a swatting? He didn't sound like he knew they were coming. I don't think he'd be that good of an actor.

That one could have been real.

 

[Slobs]

Unless Pat was ordering 10 swats at a time, but it doesn't make sense to do more than one per transaction from a business standpoint.

It makes perfect sense for the swat funder to pay all of that in one go when there was over 10 "swats" in the course of a week, and 30 "swats" in total.

 

[Black Cat2]

This was on ONA, curious how it lists Gas leak/EMS/Fire as Rick has had a few of those that he's counted as swattings.
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I am leaning on this somehow being fake and gay. Not that the message is fake, but the swattings or whatever. $50 for a full swatting experience? That sounds way too low of a price. $100/hour of work for potential felony charges sounds way too cheap.

 

[Broadside]

If he's lying about things that have already been proven, he's most likely lying about this, too.

"No stalker, you are a stalker because you are a stalker who atalks!"

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He's doing that thing again where he refuses to say "I lied about nothing" "My story hasn't changed in 12 years" and instead just says "lied about nothing" "story hasn't changed in 12 years".
It's quite the tell and I think he does it when he knows he's lying.

 

[abdulaziz]

This was on ONA, curious how it lists Gas leak/EMS/Fire as Rick has had a few of those that he's counted as swattings.
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In all fairness, most swatting services are all alike. This is a common itinerary of services they offer. I guess it's probably ran by a younger teenager which would explain why they're acting fairly brazen and are charging a relatively amount of money.
He definitely has some affiliation in the right places whether he's legitimate or not, no one would specifically accuse someone else of "beaming" them otherwise.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Reading that price list made me glol. “Excuse me, sir. I was told you’re having a sale on bomb threats?” Next there will be an issue of Consumer Reports devoted to evaluating SWAT services.

 

[AnOminous]

Reading that price list made me glol. “Excuse me, sir. I was told you’re having a sale on bomb threats?” Next there will be an issue of Consumer Reports devoted to evaluating SWAT services.

"I want, like, 100 or so bomb threats, can I get a discount?" <-- average customer of these retards

 

[Dave.]

What the fuck is happening right now?

 

[ShinyStar]

Okay, some thoughts about that pricing...

a) It could be coincidence that I totalled up Pat's bill and the guy suddenly comes up with a corrected price sheet. Or maybe he saw the post and was worried that the inflated prices I was quoting would scare away customers.

b) At that price, it puts Fat's total closer to $1,000 for twenty SWATS ($1,500 for 30), and that total sounds like something Fat (or his detractors) could easily swing. It would mean that Fat was buying in bulk, though, to have a $500 bill.

c) Pat's SWATtings have often coincided with either times when Pat would be minimally inconvenienced by them, or times when Pat could really use the distraction to draw attention from some public embarrassment. Buying in bulk in advance seems odd if you also want to get back to the caller with exact dates at later times... Maybe that's why Pat only wanted to pay half up front, and the rest after the fact, but it still raises questions.

d) I was under the impression that the last few days of constant SWATings were retribution for Pat not paying. If those were the bulk $500 purchase, then the guy didn't give him more than a couple hours to pay up before outing his identity.

Not saying that the price sheet proves the guy is a fake and Fat has been cleared of all suspicion, but I do find it suss.

 

[Kela de Thaym]

What the fuck is happening right now?

Gayops, it's always gayops.