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When will Jack drop dead?

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Does freeze drying food also dry out and kill any bacteria, or is there a chance he's made salmonella powder?
According to google it might kill some bacteria but mostly it only slows down or inhibits its growth, similar to tossing something in a regular freezer.
The main thing about freezing, flash freezing, and freeze drying is that you're removing water and replacing it with ice crystals. All that does is slow down the bacteria and as soon as you bring it back up to temperature, the bacteria becomes active again. Some bacteria can be partially killed off by this, but it's not a 100% sure proof way. So, if those eggs had Salmonella before freeze drying, then he made Salmonella powder.
Ideally it wouldn't matter if you actually cook your eggs before eating them, and the same goes for the powder. But given this is Jack we're talking about...
 
If anything ever makes it to print I will eat my own hat.

Few remember the legend of Techpriest. Promise not to eat your hat, or you will be hounded every post until you do so.

Some people say you can substitute eye of round for chuck but this is complete bullshit
Eye of round is maybe stew meat at the best of times. Unless you're gonna do low and slow for eight hours, forget it.
 
Holy hell that egg video was beyond retarded. It was recorded on January 25th and I believe he stroked out 2 days later? Most of the rambling he did at the start of the video was so incoherent and retarded that it felt like his brain was sending out an imminent stroke warning in the form of advanced sperging.
And never mind that just the whole concept in general was absolutely idiotic. Who is even the audience for something this nonsensical? And then just days after stroking out, he's bitching that he gets something that was pretty much exactly this in the gimp home.
 
So how much longer until Jack turns into full blown Mobility Mary while driving around on his retard scooter?
Omg, this brings back memories of some wheelchair-bound asshole that was infamous in my area maybe 20 years back. Angry, angry, man who made it his life's mission to go into as many businesses as possible and Karen out about various things being innacessable to people with disabilities, going as far as to file lawsuits. Our local Denny's, which hosted a lot of local senior meet-ups and I think even AA meetings closed after he threw a fit about their bathrooms or something, that solidified locals' hatred towards him and many smaller mom and pop places very pointedly refused him entry. At least one local restaurant had his picture posted in their window with some varient of "You are not welcome here".
I can imagine if Jack finds himself permenently wheelchair bound (which is pretty damn likely!) we'll be getting all sorts of Kareny content about his scooter not fitting in bathrooms, etc. But at the same time Jack has a track record for hiding his scooter usage (in grocery store vids for example) so he might try to do that in the future.
 
why not just get some chickens after they move to a supposedly more rural area?
Consider the fact that this a man who once spent a whole day stuck at home, cowering in fear of a turkey that had somehow wandered into his backyard. The very idea of a dozen hens and a rooster living at his doorstep probably fills his diaper with despair.
 
New to the post and first time posting here. I'm curious to your guys opinions on Tubers who cover Jack. I kinda prefer this guy the most.
He's an actual chef. Breaks-down Jack's cooking and what could've been done better, constructive criticism. Unlike August the Duck who's unfunny imo and makes himself appear unknowledgeable of food and cooking when he tries to analyze Jack's cooking. Which is a feat in itself, making yourself look worse than Jack at cooking...
 
Ideally it wouldn't matter if you actually cook your eggs before eating them, and the same goes for the powder. But given this is Jack we're talking about...
Surprisingly, the chances of an egg with Salmonella are quite rare, the egg itself doesn't actually have Salmonella but the Chickens do. Salmonella is transferred from the chicken poop to the eggs shell, but they are washed off twice, once at the farm and another at the store. It's why it's safer to eat store bought eggs than local or your own eggs.
 
New to the post and first time posting here. I'm curious to your guys opinions on Tubers who cover Jack. I kinda prefer this guy the most.
He's an actual chef. Breaks-down Jack's cooking and what could've been done better, constructive criticism. Unlike August the Duck who's unfunny imo and makes himself appear unknowledgeable of food and cooking when he tries to analyze Jack's cooking. Which is a feat in itself, making yourself look worse than Jack at cooking...
Augusttheduck is an idiot of course, but this Brian Tsao guy has just gotten worse over time. References shit he's cut out of his videos to put behind a stupid patreon paywall as if he's amazing enough to throw money at(he isn't). Sure he covers the food crimes, but most anyone with any sense can do that and there's tons of it in this thread including advice from decent home cooks and people who have or do work in restaurants. He doesn't cover any of Fatty's social fuckups, fat on the go, abusing his dog, the strokes, etc. Pink Chicken does a better job of covering Fatty in general.
 
Augusttheduck is an idiot of course, but this Brian Tsao guy has just gotten worse over time. References shit he's cut out of his videos to put behind a stupid patreon paywall as if he's amazing enough to throw money at(he isn't). Sure he covers the food crimes, but most anyone with any sense can do that and there's tons of it in this thread including advice from decent home cooks and people who have or do work in restaurants. He doesn't cover any of Fatty's social fuckups, fat on the go, abusing his dog, the strokes, etc. Pink Chicken does a better job of covering Fatty in general.
I'll be sure to check Pink Chicken out. I haven't done much of a deep dive on Jack,didn't even know about the animal abuse. I do know he beat his son at one point. I just prefer to listen to Brian in the background, he's not as spastic as other tards that cover Jack's cooking. I agree the patron shit isn't worth/ is wack. Thanks for the input
 
Omg, this brings back memories of some wheelchair-bound asshole that was infamous in my area maybe 20 years back. Angry, angry, man who made it his life's mission to go into as many businesses as possible and Karen out about various things being innacessable to people with disabilities, going as far as to file lawsuits. Our local Denny's, which hosted a lot of local senior meet-ups and I think even AA meetings closed after he threw a fit about their bathrooms or something, that solidified locals' hatred towards him and many smaller mom and pop places very pointedly refused him entry. At least one local restaurant had his picture posted in their window with some varient of "You are not welcome here".
I can imagine if Jack finds himself permenently wheelchair bound (which is pretty damn likely!) we'll be getting all sorts of Kareny content about his scooter not fitting in bathrooms, etc. But at the same time Jack has a track record for hiding his scooter usage (in grocery store vids for example) so he might try to do that in the future.
Are we talking about Ted Pinnock, or are we talking about someone else? Because I only know about him because Penn and Teller talked about him on Bullshit.
 
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