Diseased Rowling Derangement Syndrome - "TERF/Woke Author Bad!!1"

[ShitLurker]

Lets see if JK goes full scorched earth and says "everyone in Hogwarts is white and british, fuck your quotas", but we all know gay black Dumbledore is in the cards.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

but we all know gay black Dumbledore is in the cards.

We wuz wizardz 'n shieeet

 

[Der weiße Teufel]

My phone loves to recommend me "articles" full of JKR seething. This site only seems to consist of retarded clickbait celebrity news, and they cannot shut up about how evil and terrible JKR is and how "fans" think she is racist/transphobic and that the new series should fail.
‘JK Rowling seeing a trans actor play her character’: Fans Troll $1B Rich Author after Harry Potter Reboot Series Promises to Be “Faithful” to the Books

These people don't seem to understand what "trolling" means. Random bad tranny takes on Twitter?
Funny how they already assume Hermione would be black (I will stay optimistic ) and of course they would think the whole house elves thing is about how slavery is good.

 

[krautkid]

Ok I thought this was a little bit funny, irritated troons are talking about some panels from Alan Moore's more recent League of Extraordinary Gentlemen comics that include a parody of Harry Potter, and act like this is some kind of genius takedown of the Rowling.
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'And this was before she went truly crazy with the comments' you know like that utterly mental, truly insane thing where she said that she supports trans people broadly but has some concerns about creeps trying to identify their way into women's spaces, what a crazy woman!

but I just thought this was extra funny when you look at the actual page they are talking about:

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Yep, the extent of Alan Moore's genius takedown of Rowling and Harry Potter is 'Lol, wouldn't it be funny if Harry Potter did a school shooting with magic and raped a teacher?', like I won't deny it's funny and that Alan Moore's grouchy old man edgelordism is funny generally, but its barely even The Boys level commentary let alone a meaningful critique of anything.

Aim high Troons!

Of course Troons think rape is le epic takedown. That page isn't the GOTCHA they think it is. What is it even critiquing? Like. It's not a subversion of Harry Potter and it doesn't reflect on Rowling's writing or ideas at all.

Such cope Jesus.

The same as all these 'play this wizard game with uwu cottage core feels and don't support HP' trashfire stuff I see atm with soft boi vibes and troon pandering. The thing is, all this wizard school dark academia games exist because of Harry Potter. And it's influence is still SO great these games basically cribnote its vibe to such a degree that Rowling is STILL winning. You've done nothing to epic own her by basically making something still so blatantly inspired by HP.

 

[ShitLurker]

Funny how they already assume Hermione would be black (I will stay optimistic )

This is the true litmus test on if Rowling has fucking learned anything. Hermoine was her self insertish character, she betrayed that for prog points when she said "I never said she was white, she could totes be black" and blocked some fucker that quoted the book clearly stating she is white. Will she have learned the lesson that trying to be all buddy buddy with the emotional vampires and do what she fucking wants or will Hermoine be a little hood rat and show that Rowling is still one of "them" at heart, just that she will never fully swallow the trannypill.

 

[Overpriced Gaming Chair]

Of course Troons think rape is le epic takedown. That page isn't the GOTCHA they think it is. What is it even critiquing? Like. It's not a subversion of Harry Potter and it doesn't reflect on Rowling's writing or ideas at all.

"Trans rights are human rights."
"Transphobes deserve no human rights."
I miss the time when even a leftist hellsite went "if rapist gets raped in prison, that is not some 1-1 draw but rape winning 2-0."

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

This is the true litmus test on if Rowling has fucking learned anything. Hermoine was her self insertish character, she betrayed that for prog points when she said "I never said she was white, she could totes be black" and blocked some fucker that quoted the book clearly stating she is white. Will she have learned the lesson that trying to be all buddy buddy with the emotional vampires and do what she fucking wants or will Hermoine be a little hood rat and show that Rowling is still one of "them" at heart, just that she will never fully swallow the trannypill.

Ron and his familiy have red hair so they will be black now. It's the pedowood rule. Gingers get turned into joggers.

 

[Absolute-Despair]

Ron and his familiy have red hair so they will be black now. It's the pedowood rule. Gingers get turned into joggers.

Its wild how so many people in Hollywood are dyslexic

 

[Hinttitroniikka]

You've got to be kidding me:

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Slightly tangential, but this part has me laughing myself almost sick:

 

[Raging Capybara]

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Hehehe, the most reddit mod response possible, lock the thread about the wizard game selling vastly more than expected, and then cry yourself to sleep on your Hatsune Miku bodypillow.

Warner was setting this game to fail, they didn't have any hopes for that for some reason, probably because the Fantastic Beasts films were flopping hard at the time.

That explains why Hogwarts Legacy doesn't have any DLC, live service bullshit, or even tacked-in micro transactions. They were very confident it would be a massive failure.

That's very ironic, HL turned out to be good exactly because of that. Its prospect of failure was its salvation. Look at Suicide Squad now, the game is in dev hell and will inevitably be a commercial disaster because Warner was so confident in it that they decided to add every kind of terrible "game as a service" bullshit in it to the point the game resembles a shitty mobile gacha at this point.

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

Lets see if JK goes full scorched earth and says "everyone in Hogwarts is white and british, fuck your quotas", but we all know gay black Dumbledore is in the cards.

Is a gay black Dumbledore even out of the realm of cannon for the hp universe? It's like if James bond was a gay black man, technically as long as he is British 007 is a codename not a person so it would work.

 

[Der weiße Teufel]

Is a gay black Dumbledore even out of the realm of cannon for the hp universe? It's like if James bond was a gay black man, technically as long as he is British 007 is a codename not a person so it would work.

Dumbledore is a normal person, not a codename given to random people. If they wanted to diversify him, his mother is canonically described as "looking Native American". They didn't bother in Fantastic Beasts though. As for the gay thing, they should stick with the books, where it is never relevant.

 

[Gondolindrim]

Lets see if JK goes full scorched earth and says "everyone in Hogwarts is white and british, fuck your quotas", but we all know gay black Dumbledore is in the cards.

Nah that'd be stupid. These people are already mad about nothing so why give them more ammo?

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Sad to see Dolores's actress not being as uncompromising as her character.

I think it's very in-line with actual Dolores. She was one going with the flow and adapting to trends - no matter if it was Fudge or Voldemort who was dictating the culture - not because she believes it but because she benefited from it.

‘JK Rowling seeing a trans actor play her character’: Fans Troll $1B Rich Author after Harry Potter Reboot Series Promises to Be “Faithful” to the Books

I love Hellraiser and I wasn't bothered by a trans actor playing Pinhead in the most recent movie. I actually find it very fitting that a demon obsessed with pain and self-mutilation was played by a trans person.

Such cope Jesus.

They are so full of cope and seethe and so devoid of creativity. Fundies (or a troll posing as a fundie) at least channeled their hate for Harry Potter into something funny:

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10644439/1/Hogwarts-School-of-Prayer-and-Miracles

 

[ShitLurker]

Is a gay black Dumbledore even out of the realm of cannon for the hp universe? It's like if James bond was a gay black man, technically as long as he is British 007 is a codename not a person so it would work.

And Merlin was black n shieeet!

Nah that'd be stupid. These people are already mad about nothing so why give them more ammo?

No, fuck that shit, if they will get mad about nothing, than fuck them, they will make up their own ammo anyway, stop pandering to retards obsessed with race and gender and don't give a shit when they get uppity, that is how you stop the stupid.

 

[Lurk Jurk]

Is a gay black Dumbledore even out of the realm of cannon for the hp universe? It's like if James bond was a gay black man, technically as long as he is British 007 is a codename not a person so it would work.

Come on that would be awesome.

 

[Prince Vegeta]

I actually find it very fitting that a demon obsessed with pain and self-mutilation was played by a trans person.

Something something Slaanesh.

I'm kind of looking forward to this. I've never really watched the movies but I'm open to a series. If it's Willow/RingsofPower levels, I'll have a laugh. If it's popular, I'll laugh even harder. If it's actually good too I might pull something laughing at the salt but that's how I want to go out anyway.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

She kinda did this with Pottermore. She published a bunch of really detailed backstories for characters, explanations of magic in other countries etc. It was actually kinda fun to read if you're a HP autist.

It was half this, half retarded shit like the Wizarding world even by the early 90s when the first book is set is a giant designated shitting street but they magic their shit away after.

Imagine being a muggleborn first year. You just got to Hogwarts and the kid in front of you drops trou and squats down...

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

Come on that would be awesome.

Oh fuck yeah this is awsome. Why the fuck is there not a ghetto dumbledore?

 

[ASeabear8952]

You've got to be kidding me:

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Oh my God I’m just now realizing who this person is.

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