Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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    Votes: 542 15.8%
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    Votes: 340 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,558 74.4%

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MUH CAKE
 
Hippy Dippy, she’s be well served if she read and hoisted aboard your precise, simple and blunt description of what she would need to do if she had any intention to lose weight.

If during the first month she did nothing other then eat a maximum of, I’ll be generous, 3000 calories a day, developed a simple routine of up, straightened out her bed and room, shower and spend two, 15 minute periods a day walking waist deep laps in her pool, she’d have more than enough to keep her busy.

She would be understandably exhausted while still sleeping poorly and go through mood swings from hell. A busy work hobby or two that doesn’t involve much thought would help.

To her surprise the m
 
I had to enlarge the picture to see if that was a black ring around her neck, or if she was wearing a chocker. Also, noticed she is getting another chin too. It is crazy how fast she can gain weight, 54 pounds in a few months. Most woman don't gain that much during pregnancy.

* Off topic weight discussion below.

Why doesn't she stop this stupid po box stuff anyway? I doubt she gets enough gifts to even pay for the po box. She knows most of her audience hates her. She should be lucky all she has got is a scooter catalog and food sent to her. I can think of much worse things she could be sent. And it's totally this sites fault, not hers, yet she is the one who gives out her address, because she wants people to send her things.

*recently I was hanging out with my group of friends and the topic of marriage/pregnancy/aging and someone asked how much we've gained during our marriages. We all all women between 40 and 53 and have all been married over 20 years, and have all been pregnant at least three times (or more.) I think one said 40 (so yes fat lol) but most of us said between 20 and 30 (yep, still fat lol.)*

Sorry I rambled. Delete if necessary

Anyway, my point is amber has gained 100 pounds in the two years she has been with black Becky. So much for all that support she gives her.
 
Her third chin and layygs are where the new fat is accumulating. I noticed another physical change in recent videos.

Either her boobs are getting fat or she finally got a decent bra
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Man I don't think they sell bras that decent. So probably the former.
 
Am I blind or is her face pinker than usual on top of her jaundiced skin and that ring of brown (obviously from diabetes) around her eyes?
Makeup probably since she doesn't wash her damn face and there are some eyebrows still drawn in. Usually she just super filters it but I guess she wanted the extra victim look that day so she didn't smudge it as much. Yes on the dire beetus raccoon ring of death, it would look even worse without the unwashed makeup.
 
Hippy Dippy, she’s be well served if she read and hoisted aboard your precise, simple and blunt description of what she would need to do if she had any intention to lose weight.

If during the first month she did nothing other then eat a maximum of, I’ll be generous, 3000 calories a day, developed a simple routine of up, straightened out her bed and room, shower and spend two, 15 minute periods a day walking waist deep laps in her pool, she’d have more than enough to keep her busy.

She would be understandably exhausted while still sleeping poorly and go through mood swings from hell. A busy work hobby or two that doesn’t involve much thought would help.

To her surprise the m
Agreed. The problem/reason for her lack of any success is that she prioritizes the easy and fun stuff first to the detriment of the important and necessary activities. And she doesn’t need any treats or variety in her meal plan. That will come later. Right now her job is to make a food plan and stick to it. Every minute of every day. Robotic, deliberate, no excuses.
 

Jesus. She's gross.

On the topic of her calling the farms a ''fat shaming site''. That shows yet another aspect of her narcissism, this site documents a variety of dodgy bollocks but nope, it's a fat shaming site because that way she can talk as though it's all about her and her victimhood of being a bullied fat cunt.

Fat shaming and fatphobia doesn't exist Hamber.
 
I'm sorry for the near double post, but is anyone else annoyed about how she clearly references Kiwi Farms as "the fat shaming site", and how every single reaction channel plays dumb; asking "what site is that"?
Come on now.
Gorlworld Ireland (the only reaction channel I can stomach) actually brought up the farms as soon as she said it. Btw, if y’all want to watch an actual decent, funny reaction channel, he’s the one. He doesn’t pander to her “muh ptsd and anxite” and tells her to fuck right off .
 
Gorlworld Ireland (the only reaction channel I can stomach) actually brought up the farms as soon as she said it. Btw, if y’all want to watch an actual decent, funny reaction channel, he’s the one. He doesn’t pander to her “muh ptsd and anxite” and tells her to fuck right off .
Wouldn't show up when searched on YT, I had to Google it to get the channel link. I'm going to put the whole playlist on now just because of that. Thanks.
 

homegoods haul, reorganize with me, & is therapy actually helping me? | vlog​


Another horse shit video.

Her coping mechanisms?

Crying
Other shite

You can tell she has never ever been into decent therapy.

Crying isn’t a coping mechanism it’s the result of depression.

Not one of these “mechanisms” included going outside or any interaction with another human being. I call this BS.
 
You know once upon a time we used to lol at her walking to the tree or practiceen how to walk.

I know it's normal as we get older but I've had entirely too much death in my life in the last 3 months so would gladly love to see her walking to a tree and practice walking.
Yes once you get to a certain extent it's practice all over again. Legit that entire babysteps with gait so the person doesn't fucking faceplant..

ETA- they make the cutest compression socks that would fit her giant legs now. Like super cute. I was able to stretch it as wide as my door. They're made for folks like Anna and Amber

ETA #2- I'm also throwing Kidney Disease 3B into the ring. Goes hand in hand with Diabetes and High Blood pressure. She looks so very ill.
Regarding her face. Remember she does keel losing 30 or so lbs once a year then gaining it plus 30-50lbs back. The first place people lose and gain is in the face. She has zero vitamins in her food to help rebuild any sort or collagen. IF she does ever lose weight her skin is going to be hanging off of her face. It won't be any sort of "pretty" any more.
 
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Wouldn't show up when searched on YT, I had to Google it to get the channel link. I'm going to put the whole playlist on now just because of that. Thanks.
Huh. I can look him right up on the JewTubes. Wonder what that’s all about. Anyway, no problem. I’m always willing to share my favorite (only) HambeastLynn detractors.
 
Your therapy session was really heavy, really emotional? Fuck off cunt. Only you and the odd retard believe any of this ''I'm so full of trauma and PTSD'' bollocks.

Bragging about how super serious your therapy sessions are means fuck all when your idea of abuse and trauma includes having someone send you cake and being put on a diet as a kid because you're disgustingly overweight. I dread thinking some two bit therapist buys into her shit, encourages it or even stupidly gives her any more ''muh hard life'' ideas to run with.

More books she's not going to read.

So based on one of those voice messages, her supporters are just as fucking self pitying and ''I'm mentally ill waaahhhhhhhh'' as she is. I love her little sad expression she puts on, 'cause she totally feels actual emotions guys and she's so empathetic!
What a wanky video. Looking dirty and massive as usual.
 
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