Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[that blue peach]

I saw an interesting post on Discord about her "outing"

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I think it's entirely possible, and likely, that she ordered shit from Homegoods to "haul" and then inserted that months (if not more) old clip to try to pretend like she isn't house bound. Good observation though by whoever made that post.

In the bigger picture

I don't know that this picture can get any bigger.

Anyway, I scrolled though and yep, more boring nontent, what a surprise. She looked straight into the lens and said "I'm so ready to look trauma in the eye and to heal" LOL yea ok bitch, we all totally believe you.

ETA I agree, she looks massive and dirty but even more so than previous videos. She's gaineen fast. Love that for her.

 

[FatalTater]

I saw an interesting post on Discord about her "outing"

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She has on different earrings and a different hair thing, which wouldn't be hard to swap out if she wanted to.

Do people wear an outfit once and toss it? I know I'm an old fogey about stuff but I wear clothes many MANY times before getting rid of them.

Amber lies, so who the hell knows.

 

[FarmVille]

I saw an interesting post on Discord about her "outing"

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The people on discord are such weirdos. Everyone in the south always wears sweaters everywhere because AC is set to 50 degrees in any given building.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

She has on different earrings and a different hair thing, which wouldn't be hard to swap out if she wanted to.

Do people wear an outfit once and toss it? I know I'm an old fogey about stuff but I wear clothes many MANY times before getting rid of them.

Amber lies, so who the hell knows.

I am not convinced either way. Amber has used older videos, sometimes months old, as new. However, Amber seems to always wear the same clothing, so this video could be new. Regardless, showing us that she went to a store and walked around some carpets for a few seconds does not convince me that she did not use a mobility scooter for most of the outings. Amber was using one with Destiny when she was in the low 400s pounds, and is now in the 500s, she miraculously can walk for hours in stores. It is a bit difficult to believe.

 

[Welcome to Chin Dab 101]

homegoods haul, reorganize with me, & is therapy actually helping me? | vlog​

Spoiler: April 17, 2023 Archive

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Amberlynn's homebound outfit in this video is two different Torrid dresses layered. Because the actual lining of the polka dot dress doesn't fit our gorl, she has to resort to wearing a stretch knit jersey t-shirt dress instead underneath. AMBER WTF.

 

[FickleFuck]

I'm also throwing Kidney Disease 3B into the ring. Goes hand in hand with Diabetes and High Blood pressure. She looks so very ill.

That redness 100% is high blood pressure. All of Hamberlynn's internal organs are struggleen and she already got the beetus, which she will never get in check because she refuses to make the changes. All her microwave keto quesadilla shit is for show. The further she gets into her 30's, the less youth is on her side and she's gonna deteriorate faster. Love that for her.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

Plot Summary with Commentary, readable in less than 2 minutes! Possibly less... much, MUCH less. You see, I got some things going on in my life that I don't want to talk about and - oh, who am I kidding, Amber has gotten so boring that even I'M having a hard time enjoying her fucktardness. This probably doesn't even need a spoiler, but I don't like inconsistency. Half-impulse power, Mr Paris....

Spoiler: homegoods haul, reorganize with me, & is therapy actually helping me? | vlog

Amber's literally 1 minute from clicking on her 3rd Zoom therapy session. Nervous (because what if she forgets last weeks lies?).

[1 HOUR LATER]

Session 3 over - really heavy & emotional. Amber's dragging out her voice like she's still crying. MUH TRUAMA, MUH CHILDHOOD, MUH YOUTUBE.

Amber's feeling "really heavy" ( )

Amber admits to needing more than the 12 WLS therapy sessions. She's so ready (yeah, after the 'cake' incident the other day, I doubt it).

Amber speaks to us as if NONE OF US have ever gone through tough things.

HOMEGOODS HAUL!!
ANOTHER 'cute' laundry basket, ANOTHER shitty plastic plant, ANOTHER shitty plastic plant, MORE measuring cups and spoons, frying pan, frying pan, napkins, sponge holder, clear plastic desk organizer, notepad, cheap wall art, cheap wall art.

REORGANIZING LIVING ROOM SHELF!! [SKIP]

Jade is 'building' (assembling) a new coffee table. That couch! Amber lives like an absolute pig.

PO BOX UNBOXING!
Books: Truth & Measure and Above all Things by Roslyn Sinclair, Slay by Brittany Morris (personalized by the author for Amber), Great Circle by Maggie Shipstead, Some Manga thing I can't quite make the title out on (and don't care to figure it out).

BEING INTERVIEWED BY YOU!!
Q:When you're in a despressive slum, what do you do? Amber cries a lot (and eats, though does doesn't admit this). She also stops self-care like brushing her hair. She copes by escapism (LEGOS, colouring, doodling, journaling, TV).
Q:Love your hauls, but have you ever thought of doing reviews? Amber thinks that's a good idea (and the two of you are the only ones).

Amber complains about how hard therapy has been - like all of the other times she's complained how hard the work is. Yet despite all of this amazing therapy, she never seems to learn anything.

TL;DR: Amber has a sadz. Bad day. Tough therapy. Amber feels heavy ("emotionally"). Amber shows off a bunch of books from her PO BOX. Amber shows off a bunch of kitchen stuff and pointless home decor items from HomeGoods.

Just something I noticed (yeah yeah I know, gimme da clockz) - just how pathetic and empty even her illusion of her life is. Her ENTIRE house is crammed with low-end, mass-produced, generic 'art' and 'decor'. EVERY HOUSE I've lived in or even BEEN in has been nothing like that. They all have paintings inherited from some deceased relative (that were painted by a friend of them), really awkward/cringy pictures of fun times with family and friends, photos of friend's kids, googly-eyed macaroni art abominations that were 'gifts' from little goobers, etc. Even the odd silly or kitchy souvenir from some tourist trap. It's not so much that her room is filled with low-end, mass-produced crap, it's just that it's so ... artificial. A completely manufactured and generic life.

[Edited to Add:]
@Situation Type Deal Gorl Yeah, I'm not going to go look for the clip, but he said something like (and I may not have it 100% correct):
"...and then I threw the horseshoes and beanbags back at her!"
Though in defense to Amber, it was actually her audience that jumped on the "Bean Bag in a Hury" thing and refused to properly listen to the clip. They wouldn't have believed Amber if she tried to tell them what he really said. She just took an opportunity for victimhood that was served to her on a platter by her audience. But yeah, she didn't HAVE to take it.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

I got to thinking about that tantrum Amber threw.

Would she actually be brave enough to go off on a stranger like that? I know it's from the safety of her home and all but she always seemed cowardly to me.
Now if she ordered the stuff for herself? Then she could safely throw a HUGE fit knowing that she wasn't actually hurting anyone.

Abusers and bullies like Hamber are by definition cowards. If she had balls, she would have turned around and gone back in that restaurant to ask the guy if he called her a "beanbag in a hurry". Which, for the record, he did not, as he wasn't even talking about her. But she's arrogant enough that she would think he was - and even added to her history revision by saying in a subsequent video that "What he actually said was (beanbag in a hurry)" because that's VictimLynn, and how else is she going to whine about fatshaming?

Amber is in the category where I previously held Tammy Slaton and Life by Jen. The waiting to die zone. Tammy has done more and Jen is fucking dead. Amber is closer to being another Jen than getting out of the hole she has dug herself and I don't care or feel bad for her.

In mountaineering, there's an area on the fourteen tallest mountains called the death zone (at 8000 meters/26000 feet). It's the first area on the mountain when the pressure becomes insufficient to sustain normal human life - although of course, the higher you go on the mountain, even to reach the death zone, the pressure drops, and it's easy to become hypoxic and suffer its effects prior to that height, on any mountain. You can spend some time in the death zone, but in general, 16-20 hours is deemed to be the max you could before you simply died from any effects. To me, Hamber and the like are living in the death zone, tempting fate to strike them down with an embolism or stroke or heart attack or just organ failure from constant cell death and an inability of the body to repair itself.

Agreed. The problem/reason for her lack of any success is that she prioritizes the easy and fun stuff first to the detriment of the important and necessary activities.

Iiiiii'm gonna have to stop you right there. The latter sounds a lot like work, shitlord. Hamber ain't about that.

Gorlworld Ireland (the only reaction channel I can stomach) actually brought up the farms as soon as she said it. Btw, if y’all want to watch an actual decent, funny reaction channel, he’s the one. He doesn’t pander to her “muh ptsd and anxite” and tells her to fuck right off .

Gorlworld Ireland is one of my faves. He and Crusader Actual (another fave) tee off on her bullshit and it's glorious.

 

[Ayygs and Layygs]

Maybe I'm an idiot, but I don't think she's smart enough to film something months ahead and then edit it together with a current video. She's too smooth brained. The earrings are different as is the scrunchie. I dunno, she definitely lies about pretty much everything but I think she just has like 4 things she can actually wear and that tent is one of them.
Victimlynn in full shining glory over a fucking coffee cake. Binging isn't an issue anymore so I don't know why she spazzed the way she did. She has all these friends so why not give it to them instead of "throwing it away" during the tantrum? Why not just not show it at all? Oh, because she needs the haydurs (althought this wasn't one, I'd bet good money.) I love the idea of some tard who actually likes her being told to burn in hell with trump. She's so caught up in the idea of being the most hated woman to ever live she didn't stop to think maybe a haydur wouldn't drop almost $100 to troll her. I'm trying to decide whether it's actual delusion thinking it was from a haydur OR she saw it and decided to play martyr because her views are in the toilet. She's been trying everything including food and body shots in the thumbnail and it hasn't worked. She knows this will cause rage clicks. I know I was saying she's a smooth brain, but she's learned how to piss people off over the last decade. Also, fucking lol to "I try to do something nice". Bitch is receiving things and somehow that's a gift to her followers.

Has Reddit had their collective meltdown yet?

Nah, the carrot cake quickly stole attention. It'll come back the same way the "blackie" clip did.

If mental gymnastics burned calories she'd be Eugenia Cooney. Is her dietician on the moon thus less gravity? How the fuck is 508 - > 523 NOT a gain? "From the time I saw them and from now (which is a tard way to say this) I have lost" so did she LIE bout her weight back in February? Trying to understand her makes me feel retarded.

 

[Totally real FBI Frank]

The people on discord are such weirdos. Everyone in the south always wears sweaters everywhere because AC is set to 50 degrees in any given building.

Not those of us that actually go out the fucking house we don’t. There would be mass casualties come summer if we all did that shit.

 

[FarmVille]

She did not gain it’s water weight

 

[Constellationzero]

Amberlynn's homebound outfit in this video is two different Torrid dresses layered. Because the actual lining of the polka dot dress doesn't fit our gorl, she has to resort to wearing a stretch knit jersey t-shirt dress instead underneath. AMBER WTF.

Literal county fair fat lady vibes with her dresses. I hear phantom circus music every time. She ought to move up north to Baraboo.

 

[irishlass]

Karina Kaboom dropped a vid about Amber's tantrum and apparently someone contacted the bakery on IG and they responded...

 

[TaterBot]

Amber opens most of her videos/"vlogs" with her mouth wide open, cramming in food, and yet this cake gift is fatshaming?? She fat-shames herself more than anyone else ever could.
She's not mad bc the gift is food; she's mad bc it's not one of her favorite foods. Shell eat candy, sugared cereal, ice cream, and prepared birthday cake brought to her on a platter but have you ever seen her bake or buy a coffee cake? Next time, send her a box of hard candy [sugar, artificial flavor/color and citric acid] or a handful of coupons for free Cheesecake Factory meals. She'll be happy then and won't resort to rubbing her eye to simulate "cryeen".

Small point since I'm MATI already: phobia is "fear of". We aren't afraid of your ugly lumps and huge balls of fat, Amber .We're repulsed by them.

Another thing that irritated me: her telling ppl that orange juice is unhealthy. She probably saw one report that mentioned that, due to added sugar, it could be fattening. Because she lacks the ability for critical thinking, she couldn't understand not to buy added-sugar fruit juices. Yet she thinks diet soda is just fine. this idiot.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Sitcj - I love the “death fats death zone” concept. It’s a perfect description of the risk to life they willingly take on. And like the high mountain death zones, there are always a few exceptions to the rule, people who survive when they had no business doing so. This armchair climber has read stories…

I suggest another aspect of the death zone analogy applies to death fats. Spend enough time up there, even with supplemental oxygen And there’s a high risk you will lose much of your ability to think straight, to make logical decisions because they’re just not getting enough O2.

I am going to bite the bullet and watch her last one; looking for a few specific things but if I find them they’re just going to confirm what we know. She lies, sets up bullshit that only confirms how empty she and her life is and will no doubt remain.

It’s not worth the effort anymore sorting out her time lines. No matter what fuckery she’s trying to insert, it’s all so, so boring.

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

Karina Kaboom dropped a vid about Amber's tantrum and apparently someone contacted the bakery on IG and they responded...

What is wrong with these people? “Hi, some fatty on the interwebs says she won’t eat your cake, you should sue.” Excuse me, come again? Dear god, don’t make me stand up for Amber on this one you asshole.

 

[Constellationzero]

Small point since I'm MATI already: phobia is "fear of". We aren't afraid of your ugly lumps and huge balls of fat, Amber .We're repulsed by them.

Worth bringing this up again. So fucking tired of _______phobia.

1. It's ableist, you ableist FUCKS
2. A phobia is an irrational, crippling FEAR.
3. And if I'm afraid, then it is YOUR JOB to:

ALLAY
MY
FUCKING
FEARS

ALLAY

Not shame/fire/deplatform/ridicule/discriminate against.

So just call it what you really should be calling it: "Get off my ass, MAAAAAAAAAAN!"

 

[irishlass]

What is wrong with these people? “Hi, some fatty on the interwebs says she won’t eat your cake, you should sue.” Excuse me, come again? Dear god, don’t make me stand up for Amber on this one you asshole.

Agree 100%, people are so ridiculous and just giving her more amo about how screwed up the haydurs are.

 

[TardiX]

Karina Kaboom dropped a vid about Amber's tantrum and apparently someone contacted the bakery on IG and they responded...

What a poo-touching faggot. Their claim isn't even accurate.

This petulant tantrum proves yet again she's a spoiled, ungrateful brat and always has been. I just want the ambaby who sent it to her to give their reaction.

 

[FarmVille]

Karina Kaboom dropped a vid about Amber's tantrum and apparently someone contacted the bakery on IG and they responded...

There’s a not insignificant number of haturs who are 599lb shut-ins gloating that they are better than ALR because she’s a 600lb shut-in. This person contacting the bakery is one of them.