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Was it ever mentioned in this thread this guys name sounds too similar to the brand of French cookware?
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KingFrampt said:
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Welcome back Keffals!!!

Does anyone know why Keffals had these twitter accounts associated with their email?

@blockchain_m1ke
@flobbycakes

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Blockchain_m1ke is a troll account I think. Looking up the account shows people telling someone to cope with nft wojaks.
 
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Message shared from keffals, to the legion of hormonal moonshiners.

I'm glad keffals is wasting 0 nanoseconds of time running straight towards monetizing the entire rehab story lol. That, and/or keffals wants to test the waters with a controlled audience on how well the message is received (aka if they call him out on his bullshit).

Either way, things are picking up right where they left off. Grift city, bitchs.

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Dylan said:
Was it ever mentioned in this thread this guys name sounds too similar to the brand of French cookware?
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You just made me think about tossing all their (pretty good quality) cookware out of the window.

Anyway, since Luke is back, I have an important announcement.
Lucas Roberts is fat and I will not have sex with him.
 
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Kees H said:
Keffals his Twitter metrics are still not really that good, dunno why the follower loss has picked up (albeit very slowly) again this week, but it's hilarious. Not sure if people are ready to forgive Lucas yet.

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The loss of -51 followers adds up with -52 accounts that Lucas stopped to follow so it's very likely that he softblocked followers.
 
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Dylan said:
Was it ever mentioned in this thread this guys name sounds too similar to the brand of French cookware?
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I thought of that too, but here in North America, we spell it as "T-fal" because the DuPont company claimed it sounded too close to teflon and it also remind me of K-tel known for its various albums records compilation.
 
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Super-Chevy454 said:
I thought of that too, but here in North America, we spell it as "T-fal"
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It's pronounced "T-fal" but spelled Tefal in Australia. Not sure how the Bri'ish or Eurofags pronounce it. Though now I want to pronounce Keffals as "Kee-fals" thanks to the last couple pages of this thread.
 
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Pee Cola said:
It's pronounced *T-fal" but spelled Tefal in Australia. Not sure how the Bri'ish or Eurofags pronounce it. Though now I want to pronounce Keffals as "Kee-fals" thanks to the last couple pages of this thread.
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Or going a step further by spelling "K-Fals" or "K-Fal" as a nod to K-tel records but I think it might hurt the feeling of the creators of K-tel records.
 
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Hal said:
Lucas fans are still dumb as ever I see, somethings never change

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I'm proud of Keffals. After permanently removing Kiwi Farms from the internet as a whole, she deserves to take part in wholesome self-care to improve her mental wellbeing. While ordinarily I'm of the proponent hard drugs such as cocaine being dangerous and destructive, it was a necessary evil to give Keffals the energy and conviction to complete her successful campaign against such an evil website, and moving to multiple locations at random, and intentionally doxing herself for profit by her own admission, and trying to dox a random woman because she disagreed, and I've forgotten what my point was going to be but at least my train of thought isn't as completely lost as Keffals's subscriber numbers.
 
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Hal said:
Lucas has announced he has returned from rehab and the first thing he does is tease a patreon only stream. The grift continues
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“I use drugs to cope with my mental problems and all the anxiety I have, so I’m going to return to the one place where everyone hates me, I’m engaged in conflict 360 degrees, 24/7 and where people regularly fuck with my life in very personal and intimate ways. No relapse will ever happen.”

Assuming there was even an addiction to begin with and Lucas didn’t just fuck off for a month to listen to Enya with his friend, I’m calling it now. This is going to end badly and I am not going to feel bad about it either. Not because I dislike Lucas, but because the internet has clearly exacerbated the drug problem, it was likely identified as that in rehabilitation and he choses to proceed anyway. You wanna plant dumbass seeds, you’re gunna harvest dumbass crops.
 
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