Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[2lolis1cup]

I would have said that a few months ago, but this middle-aged retard think he can ride some Ducati crotch-rocket when he can't even drive a new car home from the dealership without crashing it.

It looks to me like he's going to do the same thing for the same reasons and get a Ducati with basacially zero motorcycle experience instead of starting on a dual sport or an old Honda 600 street bike. The only difference is the inevitable horrible accident from a novice trap has like a 50% chance to be fatal or cause life altering injuries

I don't know what you guys are talking about. I used my time picture machine and it printed this out for future nick.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

I feel a little bit sorry for the guy now. I guess it's hard to get back on your feet with a felony conviction. There's something really sad about someone whose major achievement in life is acting as Nick's janny and proxy-banging the old bitches who lust after him.

To be brutally frank, his life decisions his own fault, noboy elses fault!
There are thousands of ex-convicts, who did time in the slammer and after that turned their life around.
This guy is just a sore ass loser stoner and he is it because he didn't even try to get along because he is also a fucking lazy dumbass.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

He married a woman who was a dedicated baby factory back to college days. Her degree is literally in something like good motherhood.

What kind of degree would this even be?

It's definitely not anything to do with Women's Studies, which is the exact opposite domain infiltrated by childless feminists.

I suppose there are Early Child Education degrees, but these are mostly focused on daycare work and pie-in-the-sky leftist theoretical BS.

I suppose there are Midwifery and Doula programs as well focusing on pregnancy, but they essentially lose interest in the child six weeks after birth.

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

I dunno if anyone has discussed this before, but if Nick has always been a degenerate and never a Trad Religious family man, why the fuck did he have 5 kids?

Would a degenerate impose such a burden on himself?

There is a big assumption being a parent and a degenerate are incompatible. Plenty of shitheads with kids.
In his case there are plenty of reasons to have kids as a degenerate. They ingratiate him to his more conservative parents, give him more of them gibs me dat from his dad for programs for them kids and it's always possible he has a fetish or is too lazy/incompetent to use any contraceptives.
At the end of the day we only have our speculations and circumstantial evidence because he, his wife and his wife's boyfriend never willfully say the truth.

 

[Captain Manning]

To be brutally frank, his life decisions his own fault, noboy elses fault!
There are thousands of ex-convicts, who did time in the slammer and after that turned their life around.
This guy is just a sore ass loser stoner and he is it because he didn't even try to get along because he is also a fucking lazy dumbass.

I'm actually kinda halfway interested in what drugs he was/is peddling.

If it's pot, okay fine... I don't really GAF. Others here might, but I think our national criminal policy on weed is pretty retarded, even as weed is itself is retarded.

However, if he was selling something like Meth, he can fuck right off. No sympathy. Period.

 

[Fapcop]

All that said, these pictures are nothing burgers. They're either obvious ongoing chat jokes (the cheeked bottles), jokes in which Nick shows off his sad excuse for glutes (do some squats dude), or his wife engaging in the mildest of underwear thottery to show off that she still looks pretty good despite shitting out a starting basketball lineup worth of children. Calling them "lewds" is a bit of a fucking stretch.

True.

Anyways, for those of you who just want to see what this is about, without wading through hundreds of pages discussing how the fact that Rekieta posted a picture of his buttocks, means that he will troon out and shares his wife in orgies with sweaty beaners and coom-boomers… The pic of his wife in all its MILFdom is on page 878.

Don’t get too excited though, its pretty tame.

You’re welcome!

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

He (supposedly) said negative things about Nick's legal ability

Pointing out that Nick is a shyster who hasn't done anything of importance except that defense of the fat lady who stole money form their employers, a case which he lost by the way, is at least imho not really something negative.

I'm actually kinda halfway interested in what drugs he was/is peddling.

If it's pot, okay fine... I don't really GAF. Others here might, but I think our national criminal policy on weed is pretty retarded, even as weed is itself is retarded.

However, if he was selling something like Meth, he can fuck right off. No sympathy. Period.

IIRC it was mentioned somewhere way back in the thread, can't remember what it was tho.
But tbh again, even if he just sold some pot and got caught he could have made something out of his life by getting a job, maybe an education and move on with his past, but as I said before he's just to lazy and to stupid to do that.
I've met many of these morons during my life and it's always the same story, sad.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

When I first heard about this nonsense, I initially thought that Spectre "went off the reservation," but I see your point. It's possible this is some dumb thing that they did in concert.

Which, if true, makes this even more pathetic. Spectre is gonna tard regardless. That's a given. He doesn't even need a prompt. But Nick should really know better.

I'd almost feel bad for Randazza here, but I'm sure the dude is being generously compensated win or lose. Which makes the idea that Randazza would represent Spectre pro bono in anything all the more laughable.

I think what initially happened was that Spectre was freelancing. Apparently Monty went on social media and threatened litigation against him, I think Spectre fell for an op where there were faked documents saying Monty was convicted of something. To his credit, Spectre said on stream that he was wrong and Monty moved on.

Spectre used this as a pretext to call Schneider, since Schneider is representing Monty in a different defamation suit, and obviously used that call to try to insert himself in to the Rekieta case. I suspect what happened is Spectre then ran to Nick with his juicy info.

Upon reflection, I'm not sure how Spectre would get in contact with Randazza except through Nick, and I don't know why Nick would put them in touch just so Randazza could yell at the guy not to do it again. Nick could have done that himself. And I would have guessed Randazza is pretty savvy about the Internet, enough to not waste his time to return a call from someone who says "Hey! I'm a Nick Rekieta fan with some juicy info about your case!", since such a person is likely to be, well, a Spectre. But who knows?

I'm actually kinda halfway interested in what drugs he was/is peddling.

@Himedall All-seeing Waifu posted a screenshot a couple days ago that gives some more insight (I think the caption isn't right and he was referring to the charge from a decade or so ago). Cory blames his ex and says he only got roped in because his name was on the lease.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

[SNIP]

I think @Himedall All-seeing Waifu said he's compiled brief bios on the various Nick orbiters.

It is on the second sheet of each of the recent .xlsx drops

What kind of degree would this even be?

It's definitely not anything to do with Women's Studies, which is the exact opposite domain infiltrated by childless feminists.

I suppose there are Early Child Education degrees, but these are mostly focused on daycare work and pie-in-the-sky leftist theoretical BS.

I suppose there are Midwifery and Doula programs as well focusing on pregnancy, but they essentially lose interest in the child six weeks after birth.

Education, if I remember rightly.

I'm actually kinda halfway interested in what drugs he was/is peddling.

If it's pot, okay fine... I don't really GAF. Others here might, but I think our national criminal policy on weed is pretty retarded, even as weed is itself is retarded.

However, if he was selling something like Meth, he can fuck right off. No sympathy. Period.

Pointing out that Nick is a shyster who hasn't done anything of importance except that defense of the fat lady who stole money form their employers, a case which he lost by the way, is at least imho not really something negative.

IIRC it was mentioned somewhere way back in the thread, can't remember what it was tho.
But tbh again, even if he just sold some pot and got caught he could have made something out of his life by getting a job, maybe an education and move on with his past, but as I said before he's just to lazy and to stupid to do that.
I've met many of these morons during my life and it's always the same story, sad.

He claims to have done many drugs, but to do weed mostly now plus the occasional shrooms. His felony came from possessing large quantity of something.

 

[Spaded Dave]

Anyways, for those of you who just want to see what this is about, without wading through hundreds of pages discussing how the fact that Rekieta posted a picture of his buttocks, means that he will troon out and shares his wife in orgies with sweaty beaners and coom-boomers… The pic of his wife in all its MILFdom is on page 878.

It sounds like you waded a little too fast, my friend, because there was a lot more than just a picture of his Hank Hill ass that gave ammunition for mockery and speculation. The picture you're referencing is tame though, as you said. When I say that I'm using internet Thot standards though, which is a natural thing to default to given what we see daily on this site. If I use "This woman is my wife" standards, however, it would be a pretty big problem for me if my wife was sharing that type of material on the internet for anyone to consume.

 

[Dean Pentel]

I hope he remembers to check that donor box on his license before getting that thing. Pretty sure his liver is shot but his other organs might be usable.

Too bad noses aren't ever organs procured from donors. Nick could help like 10 people, easy. They'd all wonder why in the fuck their new nose is so red, though.

 

[Captain Manning]

@Himedall All-seeing Waifu posted a screenshot a couple days ago that gives some more insight (I think the caption isn't right and he was referring to the charge from a decade or so ago). Cory blames his ex and says he only got roped in because his name was on the lease.

Oh, that's the Marion Barry defense! That's a classic!

"Bitch set me up...I shouldn't have come up here...goddamn bitch"

No, but seriously, Cory got popped MULTIPLE times, IIRC. I recall we looked into this months ago, and found multiple charge sheets, with multiple docket #s, over different years. Unless he wants to claim his ex keeps roping him into shit (unlikely).

I think it's pretty clear he's a fucking idiot who gets caught a lot, but I just don't know how much of an "evil criminal" he is without more specifics as to what exactly he was caught with.

 

[Strix454]

What kind of degree would this even be?

BS - Early childhood education and teaching.

Maybe she had dreams in college of working at a preschool. I tend to think she had an early plan to have a whole bunch of kids. But that is speculation.

 

[Captain Manning]

I have to say, this guy makes a damn good point. Nick does seem to lionize shitty lawyers, and demonize semi-competent ones. Just like so many of his legal predictions are off.



And I say that knowing full well that Lemonie was pretty fucking dumb at points. I recall he included screencaps of KF posts by both me and @mindlessobserver in one of his Mignonia case briefs. He did that to advance the theory that one or both of us were Rekieta socks.

Notwithstanding all that, weezing man still had the last laugh. Thanks in no small part to the rank incompetence of one Tyrone Percy Beard.

I think it would be a big mistake to presume Schneider is shit just because Monty is shit.

EDIT:

LOL.

 

[Fapcop]

It sounds like you waded a little too fast, my friend, because there was a lot more than just a picture of his Hank Hill ass that gave ammunition for mockery and speculation. The picture you're referencing is tame though, as you said. When I say that I'm using internet Thot standards though, which is a natural thing to default to given what we see daily on this site. If I use "This woman is my wife" standards, however, it would be a pretty big problem for me if my wife was sharing that type of material on the internet for anyone to consume.

Meh…

It’s all in the context. It’s not like she had an Onlyfans.

It may not be the smartest thing she did, and I’m not to pull the gay “It’s her body! What do you care?!” Card, but context matters.

(Heck, personally I think the fact Nick does weird Ballsy plugs is a bigger issue lol!)

Anyways, I don’t think Nick is quite at lolcow status, but I’m not going to distract from the fun you guys are having.

Just wanted to make life easier for the guys, who like me, just want to see the pic.

 

[A Cardboard Box]

This is going to be another "i only said this to get the a-log chuds upset!" cope. No one is surprised a right-wing commentator is a beta cuck. It's just disappointing that Nick turned out to be one. At this point I'd respect him more for just coming out and owning it. Trying to boil the frog only makes him look more pathetic.

I'm telling you, we're in the middle of the "Nick becomes a lefty faggot" arc. I never could stand Nick. I always thought he was a grifting faggot, however the depths of his degeneracy have truly shocked me.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

Bro, I know almost nobody knows how to drive a live rear axel properly any more

Akkkkkshuuaylalalyllylyly Mustangs are IRS ever since the S550. The back end will still give out but it took a fuckload more to do so than a normal live rear axle. I tore up the country roads in my GT. Same with on/off ramps. To the point I was basically sitting on the side of the console from the speed and turn.
That vehicle had several downsides (the garbage Chinese-made Getrag being the biggest one) but my God do I miss that handling.

 

[Pelican Bones]

Notwithstanding all that, weezing man still had the last laugh. Thanks in no small part to the rank incompetence of one Tyrone Percy Beard.

Nick and Ty would go online with stories about how defense was stonewalling during depositions and Ty would go into the judge's chambers and big boy everybody and get what he wanted.

It's still my theory that Lemoine and the rest knew Ty was a sawed-off, Yosemite Sam motherfucker completely out of his depth so they wound him up like a top and let him loose in the the judge's chambers to embarrass himself.

Every time I heard one of those stories I cringed a little. The guy in the gay pants wasn't the biggest fag in the courthouse.

 

[Captain Manning]

Nick and Ty would go online with stories about how defense was stonewalling during depositions and Ty would go into the judge's chambers and big boy everybody and get what he wanted.

It's still my theory that Lemoine and the rest knew Ty was a sawed-off, Yosemite Sam motherfucker completely out of his depth so they wound him up like a top and let him loose in the the judge's chambers to embarrass himself.

Every time I heard one of those stories I cringed a little. The guy in the gay pants wasn't the biggest fag in the courthouse.

That could possibly explain why Chupp fucked Vic so hard in the preliminaries. I think Chupp made some highly questionable rulings, but Ty didn't exactly help matters with his own bullshit.

Nick could probably learn something from Ty's fuckups, but I see he's passive-aggressively shitting on his own judge in the instant case. Probably not the smartest move under any circumstances. What gets views on Youtube could often have a deleterious effect in the real world.

And hell, he's not even getting as many views anymore...

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I have to say, this guy makes a damn good point. Nick does seem to lionize shitty lawyers, and demonize semi-competent ones. Just like so many of his legal predictions are off.

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And I say that knowing full well that Lemonie was pretty fucking dumb at points. I recall he included screencaps of KF posts by both me and @mindlessobserver in one of his Mignonia case briefs. He did that to advance the theory that one or both of us were Rekieta socks.

Notwithstanding all that, weezing man still had the last laugh. Thanks in no small part to the rank incompetence of one Tyrone Percy Beard.

I think it would be a big mistake to presume Schneider is shit just because Monty is shit.

EDIT:

LOL.

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Did he get paid though?

Also to note, these screen names are ones that were in the YT chat as long ago as 2 years. They were fans