Polissa Snow / CatLadyPolissa / SouthernCatLady1983 / PolissaCampbellArt / Campbells Home for Wayward Cats and Josh Campbell / Wade Parker - E begging munchie Artist, Renaissance Woman, Cat Lady 🖖 and her hot headed husband that collectively killed over 30 animals. One has a 20 year old yeast infection, another shits in bags

[Fartificial Insmelligence]

It may be a Mello Yellow bottle, but if it has liquid in it I assume it's full of Joh's piss...

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

My other favorite detail: this tacky birdhouse that she painted isn't anywhere a bird would want to nest. It's sitting exposed on a fence next to their car.




She couldn't even be bothered to nail it to the fence either, it's just halfassedly tied to it with twine

 

[stupid frog]

It may be a Mello Yellow bottle, but if it has liquid in it I assume it's full of Joh's piss...

Piss jugs, Mello Yellow, same thing.

 

[Berserker Armor]

That isn’t a house, it’s a shitstack.

Her and olde musty having a shit shack competition. Whoever’s house goes up in flames or is condemned wins! Better hurry Polly, misty has you beat

 

[ZB927]

She couldn't even be bothered to nail it to the fence either, it's just halfassedly tied to it with twine

Well, probably because that's not her fence - it belongs to the next door neighbor and she doesn't want to get in trouble for putting holes in it. There is probably no where else on her property that is appropriate or that somewhere can watch to see if any birds nest in there.

 

[glass_houses]

Well, probably because that's not her fence - it belongs to the next door neighbor and she doesn't want to get in trouble for putting holes in it. There is probably no where else on her property that is appropriate or that somewhere can watch to see if any birds nest in there.

It's directly in the sun and very low to the ground. Any bird that uses that is either going to get their eggs fried or their babies eaten.

My last place, I wanted to put a rain gauge up but there was nowhere suitable, so I ended up just wiring the gauge to a star picket and driving it into the ground. I put it next to my feeble attempt of a vegetable garden (which the possums enjoyed very much) so it wouldn't get knocked by the lawn mower. There are usually ways around things (except possums, they're relentless and very smart).

 

[often puzzled]

Someone mentioned how odd it is that she doesn't keep an eye on Facebook Marketplace for a washing machine, and I agree that that would be the sensible thing to do. Therefore, Polissa would never do it.

I do wonder if they don't have any way to pick up a washer right now, and I doubt they'd let anyone come to their home to drop it off. It may also be that buying from Facebook Marketplace is a "poor" thing, but you'd think that buying from there would be completely normalized by now-- it's hardly uncommon. She must just really, really get off on the excitement of having something 100% brand new and shiny delivered straight to her door. If it's gimmicky, all the better (where's that hula hoop, huh? We want to see it in action!). Instant gratification, no effort-- of course, the reward for that is a hand crank washer that will take a lot of elbow grease to use and probably won't hold up well.

She lives in a college town, too, and curb alert season is kicking off. Now is the time that all savvy college town-dwellers keep their eyes on the local Facebook pages and patrol the neighborhood for the students' castoffs. That would take effort, though, and it involves deferred gratification, which is very much not her thing. Oh, and it takes work.

I'm answering all my own questions about why Polissa doesn't do this or that. In the meantime, happy curb alert season to all who celebrate!

 

[glass_houses]

I do wonder if they don't have any way to pick up a washer right now, and I doubt they'd let anyone come to their home to drop it of

That's the issue exactly. They have no way of collecting any large item they buy and most private sellers will not drop off either. That's the problem with treating your friends like shit, the man with his own ute is always the most popular bloke in your friend group for a reason. In my country, there are a number of people who make it a habit to practice private charity. For example, when I posted a non working washing machine for free on FB, the man who came and got it had a hobby of getting old machines, fixing them, and giving them away to people who were in financial difficulty and couldn't afford to buy one. Hand washing is fine for able bodied adults who are by themselves and have a lot of free time, but if you have multiple kids in your household and/or are physically disabled, you need a washing machine. The problem with the Polissas of the world is that it's never enough, and they will latch on and ask for more and more free shit, while at the same time doing arsehole shit like selling free appliances for cash and then demanding another one because the last one 'broke'. She's exhausted both charitable strangers and destroyed relationships with friends that could have been very beneficial to herself.

Friends are a valuable resource and she's destroyed them all deliberately. It's insane.

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

That's the issue exactly. They have no way of collecting any large item they buy and most private sellers will not drop off either. That's the problem with treating your friends like shit, the man with his own ute is always the most popular bloke in your friend group for a reason. In my country, there are a number of people who make it a habit to practice private charity. For example, when I posted a non working washing machine for free on FB, the man who came and got it had a hobby of getting old machines, fixing them, and giving them away to people who were in financial difficulty and couldn't afford to buy one. Hand washing is fine for able bodied adults who are by themselves and have a lot of free time, but if you have multiple kids in your household and/or are physically disabled, you need a washing machine. The problem with the Polissas of the world is that it's never enough, and they will latch on and ask for more and more free shit, while at the same time doing arsehole shit like selling free appliances for cash and then demanding another one because the last one 'broke'. She's exhausted both charitable strangers and destroyed relationships with friends that could have been very beneficial to herself.

Friends are a valuable resource and she's destroyed them all deliberately. It's insane.

It's funny as fuck tbh

A month ago, pissa was rambling about gardening and community:

Let's get back on track. Let's start talking in our communities.

Let's start planting gardens and helping kids so they're not getting behind right now. Let's get back to local communities. Let's find out what we can do individually. (whine on tiktok while not leaving the house ever. My neighbors are all assholes, what could they ever do for me?)

Cause it's going to take every one of us individually to fix the mess we're in. And we are in one big mess.

Meanwhile, Google was out doing street view photos. Her neighbor a few doors down clearly takes gardening seriously:



If she wasn't Polissa, I'm sure this person wouldn't mind striking some kind of deal where she did yard work in exchange for a share of produce or something, especially since they have barely any land to garden on themselves. Maybe she could've made a friend and learned how to actually garden! Instead, while she was doing her shroomed out tiktok rant, her "garden" was sitting out looking like this:

 

[toilet_rainbow]

From the most recent TikTok:

 

[Carpe Jugulum]

Tub trumpet arc redux? Dunno about you frens, but this, I hope she documents closely. For science.

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

How the mighty trumpet brings the freaks out to the floor.

 

[Breadbear]

TikTok Tub Trumpet Trailer Tour incoming? TTTTTT, or T6 for short.

 

[A-Stump]

Happy birthday Joh! I hope Polissa didn't eat your entire cake

 

[ZB927]

Happy birthday Joh! I hope Polissa didn't eat your entire cake

He can't have cake - he's diabetic. I'm sure there is some sugar free shit out there somewhere but Pissa wouldn't stoop so low as to eat that.

 

[A-Stump]

He can't have cake - he's diabetic. I'm sure there is some sugar free shit out there somewhere but Pissa wouldn't stoop so low as to eat that.

He only gives a shit about his diabetes when he can get something out of it. Polly isn't the only one drinking mellow yellow and eating shit food in that household

 

[toilet_rainbow]

He only gives a shit about his diabetes when he can get something out of it. Polly isn't the only one drinking mellow yellow and eating shit food in that household

There was a video during the holiday season where Josh ate five Queen Anne cherry candies. I can't remember the sugar content but it was over the 70s. They are also convinced that veggie pizza is healthier for Joh than rice and beans. Rice and beans together isn't a terrible combination for diabetics, especially if the rice isn't white. Beans are a "good carb" on their own since they also contain protein.

At any rate, it all points to the same fact: Joh doesn't give a shit about his diet. If he gets offered cake for his birthday, he's treating himself to a big slice.

 

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

There was a video during the holiday season where Josh ate five Queen Anne cherry candies. I can't remember the sugar content but it was over the 70s. They are also convinced that veggie pizza is healthier for Joh than rice and beans. Rice and beans together isn't a terrible combination for diabetics, especially if the rice isn't white. Beans are a "good carb" on their own since they also contain protein.

At any rate, it all points to the same fact: Joh doesn't give a shit about his diet. If he gets offered cake for his birthday, he's treating himself to a big slice.

I remember the cherry candies video, she claimed that her diabetic husband had to eat them because she couldn't due to muh red 40.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I remember the cherry candies video, she claimed that her diabetic husband had to eat them because she couldn't due to muh red 40.

Self-quote:

When you buy the Queen Anne chocolate-covered cherries at Dollar Tree, the box only has five in it.

31 grams of net carbohydrate x 2.5 servings = 77.5 grams of carbohydrate. That's a skosh over breakfast for Josh, the diabetic whose "consistent carbohydrate " diet is 75 grams a meal.

Even if that diet plan were truly what the doctor ordered, it's not great to eat all your carbs as simple sugars. There's no protein in that "meal" at all, no fiber and barely any carbohydrate that isn't sugar.

Even a normal person would feel their blood glucose spike hard after eating a fistful of candy., but a normal person could mobilize their metabolism to bring it back down again. Josh is going to go high and plateau--cranky, nauseated, difficulty thinking, headache, thirst, vision blurring--for hours while he struggles to chemically digest the chocolate-covered cherries. Meanwhile his stomach is empty almost immediately, because that's a lot of sugar in a small space.

I dunno, man. I wonder if Josh even remembers what it feels like to be euglycemic. Forget the microcirculation of your eyes, kidneys and penis; those are all off in the future and the future's for nerds. Not feeling like absolute shit all the time is a pretty good incentive to manage your diabetes day-to-day.

 

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

Self-quote:

I forgot that his claimed carbs per meal were 75g.
That's terrifying.