DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Iron Father]

Khet cannot walk a bowl of Ramen over.

Is this lore I missed? Did the fat bitch drop a bowl of ramen!?

 

[hector85]

Is this lore I missed? Did the fat bitch drop a bowl of ramen!?

happened about a week ago? they were cooking up some fresh prepackaged authentic Japanese style ramen and as she was carrying her bowl over to the table she spilled it on herself and apparently discovered boiling soup is hot.

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

happened about a week ago? they were cooking up some fresh prepackaged authentic Japanese style ramen and as she was carrying her bowl over to the table she spilled it on herself and apparently discovered boiling soup is hot.

It's getting really hard to tell if Phil is just making Kat seem dumber than she is(since he loves averting blame and/or exaggerating)or she really is one dumb horse.

 

[BlackDragoons]

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Its telling when AI tells you to not subscribe to DSP.

Wonder how he will lie about this.

 

[Iron Father]

happened about a week ago? they were cooking up some fresh prepackaged authentic Japanese style ramen and as she was carrying her bowl over to the table she spilled it on herself and apparently discovered boiling soup is hot.

It never even got mentioned in the Kat thread. These site crashes are really doing a number on us!

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

It's getting really hard to tell if Phil is just making Kat seem dumber than she is(since he loves averting blame and/or exaggerating)or she really is one dumb horse.

Have you seen her YouTube streaming videos before she met Phil? She really is that dumb.

 

[LieLieFyre]

yet after all this time he hasn't managed to get himself killed or hurt in any major automobile accident... sure he only goes out once a week, but there have been plenty of opportunities over the years.

You know those assholes who drive really slow all the time? Thats Phil. The real reason he wont go on a highway is cause it's too fast for his brain to handle.

 

[Iron Father]

I can't believe this is his content now. Fast food has genuinely taken over his life.
I didn't see much of PoP's restream, so maybe he already said this, but I have a feeling he's gonna start making content out of trying the places in the "NEVER HAD" section.

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

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I can't believe this is his content now. Fast food has genuinely taken over his life.
I didn't see much of PoP's restream, so maybe he already said this, but I have a feeling he's gonna start making content out of trying the places in the "NEVER HAD" section.

This made me want to make a joke that DSP can't say he's a lifetime gamer anymore because clearly he doesn't give a shit about video games, but I went to his Twitter and he's _already taken that out of his bio_. I guess this was his 10 year plan all along.

 

[Balr0g]

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I can't believe this is his content now. Fast food has genuinely taken over his life.
I didn't see much of PoP's restream, so maybe he already said this, but I have a feeling he's gonna start making content out of trying the places in the "NEVER HAD" section.

The glorious return of DSP tries it: the return of the gouty One.

Years ago Phil said in a "help me, reeee" video how his plan was to make enough money via Youtube to open a Brick&mortar business and even make vidoes about being a business owner. Many suspected he wanted to open
a restaurant. Who wants to bet that this faggot doesn't know how hard running a restaurant is? Usually the 1st tour often ends in a failure. And being a cook for customers? Holy fuck that would kill him. He would probably be just
the Stalin type running through the kitchen yelling orders and snorting all the way instead of actually cooking anything. Then again he might just do a franchise: Burger Snort King: we make the good BK sandwich with the authentic
sauce (and the secret ingredient *wink wink*)

 

[grump]

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I can't believe this is his content now. Fast food has genuinely taken over his life.
I didn't see much of PoP's restream, so maybe he already said this, but I have a feeling he's gonna start making content out of trying the places in the "NEVER HAD" section.

So ChikFilA is a favorite for the woke ally? Guess the narrative of eating healthier is now memory holed.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

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I can't believe this is his content now. Fast food has genuinely taken over his life.
I didn't see much of PoP's restream, so maybe he already said this, but I have a feeling he's gonna start making content out of trying the places in the "NEVER HAD" section.

I love how he had an unhinged extended rant against every D and most C tier places for personally "wronging" him sometime in the past.

Burger Snort King: we make the good BK sandwich with the authentic
sauce (and the secret ingredient *wink wink*)

Would Derich be hired as the head saucemaker in there?

 

[PetiteDragon43]

Oh mah lawd. Lawdy lawd lawd. out of curiosity i looked up Keemstar on PigPigGo.
This. Dude. Is. OBSSESSED.

We go from giving Kudos to Keemstar, damn near thanking him for getting Phil more attention after the "sticky situation"

To taking needless shots at Keem

And pretending like Keem doesn't exist

to Keemstar now SLANDERED Phil on the Drama Alert

to having not one, not two, not three but FOUR FUCKING DAYS STRAIGHT whining about Keemstar when Keem was beefing with H3H3 about sponsors.

Spoiler: Keep his name out of your mouth

I won't link all of it but from 2018-2021 it was more crying about being slandered and even more unessecary shot-taking (calling Keem a gnome, saying Keem's wrong about everything despite only covering internet happenings, passive agressive statements about Keems audience being kids)
And finally we reach 2022 where Keem is basically the whole motherfucking Devil and tried to rape DSP with money. You guys know the story. But here's a funny clip:

Yeah. Imagine someone walking away from money because they don't like the practises. Phil would never.

Someone far more creative than I will have to recap the saga from the beginning. It really does seem like Phil's whole existence from 2016-Present day has been trying to get one over on Keemstar. He actually lives rent free in Phil's head.

TL;DR All this...All this jealousy because Keemstar covered Phil's masturbation and DARED ask Phil to come on to talk about it. And when Phil snubbed him Keem ignored him and rocketed past Phil in terms of popularity. Phil constantly taking shots at Keem and when Keem finally shoots back Phil bans him and piggybacks off the Drama. These are NOT the actions of a sane adult. It's the actions of an incel.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

Interesting theory. I went back and looked at tips for the YOY and January and March 2023 to compare (Thanks @Piece of Peace for the spreadsheet and work) He's definitely still seeing a slight decline in tips YOY comparing the same period of time (4/1 - 4/16):

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For January and March, he's definitely down YOY:

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This doesn't include the patreon video's he's taking streams off to do so that might "equal" it out, but tips overall are down despite detractor channels being nuked. It will be interesting to see if that theory plays out though. My guess is it would be ad revenue that he see's go up since you cant watch as many restreamers now. But I wouldn't expect that to be massive.

Phil's YouTube career is very clearly dying. I think he had one chance at a small revival with the SideScrollers podcast. But instead of that revival, he put two nails in the coffin he is already headed for instead of one.

Good shit.
January: 21% Drop.
March: 31,8% Drop
April: 12,3% Drop (W.Birthday).

This is how DSP ends. A slow decline over time with him getteing ever more paniced as he searches fot long dead gimmicks and trends to chase in a desperate attemp to keep his income up.

Question: Do you guys think Phil keeps track of tips close enough to realize hes on a downward slope, and therefore tarding more out with copyright strikes than usually?

I’d imagine that Phil lives from paycheck to paycheck, spending whatever money he has after bills, whether it’s 500$ or 5000$.

The only question is whether his gout brain can keep track of “Hmm… Only had sushi three times this week and not five like the month before!” Or “Last year I could have a pull night twice a week and not just once!”

But his mental faculties seems to have diminished, so I wouldn’t be surprised if the days just turns into one long, monotonous stream for him, and he lost the ability to clearly remember last year.

On some stream Phils said that the way he keeps track of how well he's doing is by remembering how often je gets to wear hats and vests. I think he was being honest here.

I think he knows how the BIG payments go up and down(YouTube and paymetons), but the daily tips? He has no fucking clue. I'm not even sure he knows how his YouTube money is split (supers and adds).

It's getting really hard to tell if Phil is just making Kat seem dumber than she is(since he loves averting blame and/or exaggerating)or she really is one dumb horse.

I firmly believe that Phil is making her out to be much worse than she is, and blaming her for some of the dumb shit he has done, clearly showing that she doesn't watch his shit.

Have you seen her YouTube streaming videos before she met Phil? She really is that dumb.

She didn't seems like a Mensa member on those but still a far cry from how Phil describes her.

I have a feeling he's gonna start making content out of trying the places in the "NEVER HAD" section.

Oh for sure. Phil is flailing looking for some sure fire gimmick at the moments. If you go look at DSPReacts not a single DSP vs The internet has broken 1K views. In the last two weeks his biggest hits there has been the first 2 tier maker VODs (2K & 1,4K), Ask the King 1 (1,5K), The Chinese Mukbang with the Mongoloid (1,7K) and the Wings stuff.

Everything else is a faliure and he says he knows he will not be monetized, but with how he goes on about it it is clear that he really wants to. So he is looking for something to do on Reacts that will allow him to do so.

 

[Balr0g]

It really seems as if Phil is slowly but surely fading out. While his paypigs certainly have propped up some numbers (over both channels 670 members) his tips seem to slowly fizzle. Also his view count which is the most important thing to get any new attention is not recovering. He is now stuck between 600k and 700k in DPSGaming. And the last videos on DSPReack are rarely breaking 1k views. Maybe Phil the problem is you. YES you! You are not entertaining, your content is not meaningful (ha!) and your fanbase consitsts only of retarded adults and kids

 

[GiveMeTheMoney]

I wanted to highlight this comment, I never thought of it this way lmao

 

[hector85]

He is now stuck between 600k and 700k in DPSGaming. And the last videos on DSPReack are rarely breaking 1k views.

nuh uh! thats the intended number of views! he doesn't make content for any old pleb on the internet, his content is just for his carefully  groomed "curated" auduence.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

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I can't believe this is his content now. Fast food has genuinely taken over his life.
I didn't see much of PoP's restream, so maybe he already said this, but I have a feeling he's gonna start making content out of trying the places in the "NEVER HAD" section.

Imagine throwing away money, ANY money, on watching someone do a fucking list of places that they've eaten. I don't know who's more pathetic.

 

[Johnny Doxville]

The glorious return of DSP tries it: the return of the gouty One.

Years ago Phil said in a "help me, reeee" video how his plan was to make enough money via Youtube to open a Brick&mortar business and even make vidoes about being a business owner. Many suspected he wanted to open
a restaurant. Who wants to bet that this faggot doesn't know how hard running a restaurant is? Usually the 1st tour often ends in a failure. And being a cook for customers? Holy fuck that would kill him. He would probably be just
the Stalin type running through the kitchen yelling orders and snorting all the way instead of actually cooking anything. Then again he might just do a franchise: Burger Snort King: we make the good BK sandwich with the authentic
sauce (and the secret ingredient *wink wink*)

It's a kitchen nightmares episode waiting to happen, his being so autistic, stubborn and retarded would be brilliant in the face of ramsey calling out all his shit. Would make for a great watch, though this will never happen.

This is how DSP ends. A slow decline over time with him getteing ever more paniced as he searches fot long dead gimmicks and trends to chase in a desperate attemp to keep his income up.

The scramble for a low effort gimmick while simultaneously begging/lashing out at his audience for dwindling money instead of actually making an effort will be the most entertaining part of this slow plunge to the bottom

 

[Cyber Bowling]

Imagine throwing away money, ANY money, on watching someone do a fucking list of places that they've eaten. I don't know who's more pathetic.

It's even more pathetic if you think about it given how large the "never ate at" category was. Which is just baffling to me. I've only ever seen tongue in cheek tier videos, but the point seems to basically be shooting the shit while you talk abut something you're interested in. Why would he include so many places he never been to? What's there to say "never been here either," as he drags it into that category. Even by Phil standards, I don't know what he was thinking.