You Know What Grinds My Gears? - Things that personally piss you off

[Neighborhood Curmudgeon]

I hate when I have to talk to other people at my workplace. Typically, this is people who work for other departments at the same agency. They're nice people, but I realize I must walk on eggshells when I talk to them because they're the sort of people who are prone to getting offended easily and often. Thus, if I must talk to them, I just keep it as small talk on generalized topics. I've starting bringing books and have tried finding other places to enjoy my lunch at in the same building because I don't want to bother with these boring conversations anymore.

 

[The Last Stand]

I feel you. It ain't nice to the nostrils. So I got a strict "GO THE FUCK OUTSIDE" whenever smokers come by to visit. I hope that helps.

For being the one entering their domain. I got nothing. You just gotta bide your time and take a shower when you get back home.

Once again, unless you're Joan Crawford, Audrey Hepburn or Bette Davis, don't smoke around me.

 

[Larry Potterfield]

When any online group or community makes a push to move to or join a discord server. Fuck that, every time I see a group fall apart or gay drama, it's on discord. And no matter what kind of group it is, a tranny leeches their way in and starts trying to cancel nobodies on the internet.

Lol I remember going into the comment section of a version uploaded onto YouTube and seeing one of the top comments have a massive autistic chain of retards arguing over that single line. Shit like "Oh he's supportive of the LGBT+ now stop insulting him over the past!" and shit like "No he hates gays and shit and is awful and evil etc. etc." to which I can only imagine the OG Eminem roasting the fuck out of these queers.

Someone made a meme about the song Money for Nothing on instagram, and some of the comments were like "Wow, I hope this song doesn't have any bigoted slurs!" If you don't understand the context of Knopfler saying fag in that song, you're retarded.

 

[Shidoen]

I recently heard about the song "Ram Ranch" being used to disrupt the Freedom Convoy in Canada (protest against lockdowns and vaccine mandates) and that the creator was happy about its usage. I suppose I shouldn't be very surprised that a person who claims to be against things like censorship and made over 1000 similar sexually explicit songs only really cares about the freedom to do weird shit they get off to.

Ramranch is pretty funny honestly, I just liked how it didn't help combat against the honking and retards got even madder.

 

[Problematic User Forever]

People who think I'm their personal therapist.

"Friend" of mine called me the other night, I was tired and knew he was just going to bitch about his ex so I didn't answer. Next time he sees me he gives me all sorts of grief over not answering the phone. I say maybe he should have called someone else, he says "I'm" the guy he calls when things are bad. I ask him what was wrong, and he won't tell me because it's "too late".

Honestly, it feels like everyone I know now is so fucking dependent on me to listen to their bullshit problems and are just acting like melodramatic faggots over every little thing these days and I'm about ready to just tell everyone ot fuck off since they offer absolutely nothing to me.

 

[Boom Boss]

I hate when I have to talk to other people at my workplace. Typically, this is people who work for other departments at the same agency. They're nice people, but I realize I must walk on eggshells when I talk to them because they're the sort of people who are prone to getting offended easily and often. Thus, if I must talk to them, I just keep it as small talk on generalized topics. I've starting bringing books and have tried finding other places to enjoy my lunch at in the same building because I don't want to bother with these boring conversations anymore.

Coworkers that are asshurt that I didn't want to flirt with them or be in a relationship with them. When work is over, I'm out the door. I don't want to spend time with them anymore, and wouldn't spend time with these assholes otherwise.

 

[DenseDeerFather]

Coworkers that are asshurt that I didn't want to flirt with them or be in a relationship with them. When work is over, I'm out the door. I don't want to spend time with them anymore, and wouldn't spend time with these assholes otherwise.

Makes me think of Japan and the culture of going out to drink with your coworkers after hours. That sounds like an endurance test.

Spending 8 hours with a bunch of people you probably don't like and then having to deal with them when they get plastered.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

When I'm in traffic and I wave in a commercial vehicle then some fucktard in like a BMW suv or something thinks it's ok to gun it into traffic also then act indignant if I tell em to get fucked.

 

[DavidS877]

8 hours

If you're a salaryman and out of the office in 8 hours in Japan you're a slacker and likely to be fired. If you leave before the boss you're likely to be fired.
There's a reason for capsule hotels in Japan, put in your 10-12 hours, go drink, sleep, return to work.

 

[The Last Stand]

People who think I'm their personal therapist.

"Friend" of mine called me the other night, I was tired and knew he was just going to bitch about his ex so I didn't answer. Next time he sees me he gives me all sorts of grief over not answering the phone. I say maybe he should have called someone else, he says "I'm" the guy he calls when things are bad. I ask him what was wrong, and he won't tell me because it's "too late".

Honestly, it feels like everyone I know now is so fucking dependent on me to listen to their bullshit problems and are just acting like melodramatic faggots over every little thing these days and I'm about ready to just tell everyone ot fuck off since they offer absolutely nothing to me.

It's why I don't ask people about things. What am I to do with that information?

 

[Airbrushed Van Art]

Coomers. People who thirst and fawn over random people and fictional characters with zero shame or tact. They are so obnoxious and annoying.

Why the fuck aren’t people keeping their porn interests PRIVATE? Why does anyone want to know what you jack off to? Ugh clown world

 

[DenseDeerFather]

Why the fuck aren’t people keeping their porn interests PRIVATE? Why does anyone want to know what you jack off to? Ugh clown world

RIGHT? Motherfuckers forgot what the word private means and needs to announce their porn tendencies to world. No one cares, dammit!

It's always people with the weirdest fetishes, fucking furries and weebs who can't keep their mouths shut. It's almost as if they want to convert everyone around them. It's like love bombing from a cult.

 

[Dupree Home Edition]

Socialization is one fucking hell of a drug. The average person is retarded, but if you're friendly and inoffensive it's very difficult to tell if someone is a moron or not without extended interaction. If you have a conversation with most people, you quickly realize that they barely use their brain and almost every opinion is so vague and unexamined that they're basically just repeating shit they heard at you. You can get very very very far in life by just being a inert tofu person who smiles and says the obvious thing that everyone can agree with and get a zap of the most base emotion. If "That's what she said!" was a person. As a friendless autist, this pisses me off to no fucking end.
I can push all of the proper buttons to make my mouthbreathing co-workers laugh and like me but it's literally just to get through the day or get what I want. I can't help but come across as unlikeable if I'm actually being myself because IM SURROUNDED BY FUCKING MORONS.
The same people who post inane bizarre shit online like "Ayo he be on her fr LMAOO das how we do" and "yes im a hot vegan...we exist lol. #serving" are THE SAME PEOPLE YOU SEE AT THE STORE but you don't get a chance to examine their rotting brain when all they say is "That'll be 45.30$".
I don't have bad social skills either, I'm just screaming in my head constantly when I have to pretend to give a shit about how someone flipped you off in traffic GET OVER IT YOU ARE AN ADULT.



the same people who all say "goodnight" to someone they follow on twitter because everyone else is doing it are in charge of my right to purchase a pack of Oreos im gonna start COMMITTING CRIME

 

[AnOminous]

RIGHT? Motherfuckers forgot what the word private means and needs to announce their porn tendencies to world. No one cares, dammit!

And these stupid bastards are the ones who start screaming bloody murder LITERAL GENOCIDE when people (like the Farms) point and laugh at their public sideshow geek act.

 

[Hummingbird]

People who skateboard in the middle of the street, especially if the skater is an adult. Just use the sidewalk: it's safer and you don't slow down the rest of the traffic.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I've always disliked internet advertising that's pushed in one's face. From obnoxious banner ads in the '90s, popup ads in the '00s, ads inserted into videos (which seem to always be better quality than the video itself) in the early '10s, to crap like floating unclosable ad videos in Current Year. Not to mention potential security risks.

And yet clowns want to grift everyone into thinking that "using an ad blocker is stealing"?

 

[Return of the Freaker]

It always amazes me when homeless get snippy if you don't do exactly what they want. Beggars can't be choosers, but they've learned they can try because bleeding hearts will bend over backwards to suck their own cock for the homeless and those people can be guilted easily

If you think that's bad, try homeless people hanging out on corners of busy freeway offramps, trying to jump in front of cars like they're trying to win a civil suit lottery or some shit. Maybe they're just insane. Doesn't make the suicide baiting any easier to deal with

A while ago my parents went to see some comedy show in downtown Cleveland. They encountered a panhandler between parking and the venue (very close but not connected to building). Dad decides to give the guy a 10 and the fucker goes "you can do better than that"

 

[ShiftyBoi]

This is minor but it annoys me every time it happens. I'll be watching a video about something, usually it'll be hosted by a guy, and it will challenge a conservative idea. Which is completely fine. Or it would be, if the guy didn't go "Yes, I'm a soy boy beta cuck and I'm telling you *blank*".

Like I know the soy meme isn't true but fucking christ, you're making it true when you try and own it like that. I instantly lose respect when someone turns into a condescending putz.
Bonus points if he looks like someone off of RLM's the nerd crew.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

The person who lives in my apartment complex who lets their dalmatian run loose all over the complex without a collar. This dog has a tendency to get in the way of oncoming cars and one driver had to blast his horn to get the dog to leave when it was in the way. Nobody likes the dog or it's owner.

I hope that dog doesn't bite someone, dalmatians can be territorial defensive. I was 12 and chased a friend through a neighbor's yard right as they let their dalmatian out. Still have puncture scars on my arm.

People who still like everything they did when they were a child. Nostalgia nerds. I just saw some YouTuber who was talking about being a power rangers fan and it really irked me for some reason. I used to watch that show when I was a kid but I've never had the urge to watch it in decades.

Fuck me, the worst is when people act like they are/are going to watch some childhood nostalgic property and it's obvious virtue signaling. A bunch of people I knew in high school and earlier were all on social media going on about Arthur when they made the teacher a faggot and he got gay married. Then again for the series finale where they showed grown up Arthur as a soyboy artfag.

Those modern pop covers of old songs that just remove everything good about the original and make it sound like mush. Lazy samples that do the same too. That song that sampled Rocketman (think it was by doja cat?) made me go from thinking the original was mediocre to pretty decent, just because I saw how much they could butcher it. I mostly hear that kind of shit when I'm at pubhouses or whatever, and it takes herculean effort not to start bitching about it to whoever I'm there with.

Fast Car by Tracy Chapman is up there as far as favorite songs. Very emotional, soulful song. Then around 2019 some White chick butchered it into sterile EDM

doonald trump is bad btw awful hot coffee pot

"Apple wristware"
-Eminem, 2018

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I hate when I have to talk to other people at my workplace.

what if coworkers were all Kiwis IRL instead?