Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[TardiX]

The shadow on that leg makes it look smaller and more bent but when you actually look...her calf is as wide as her thigh.

 

[Cornfed]

I'm honestly shocked she is outside of the house at all. I'm sure that the little bit of time in the sun caused her untold trauma.
The fact she has ANY mobility at her weight is a miracle, and something of such vital importance that it is definitely lost on her glossy smooth brain.
Definitely not following any diet plan.
I said before that her eating 2500 calories a day would have her dropping fat weight (not water) at a rate of at least 1-2 pounds every other day. If she stuck with that plan for the 2 months she has been batching she would be down to 460ish if not lighter (if her weight reporting is to be believed) right now.
I guess eating 'sgetti an' butter is more important.

 

[El Conserje]

Some redditor lives in the same complex as Hamber and MG,W and saw them returning from somewhere.

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Her body really is melting to the ground. Look at her leg in the first one. Beyond being as massive as an elephant's, the weight of her thigh is really sinking over her knees now. Hamber's going to be wearing an extra fat suit over her existing one. Miss Dainty Trauma naturally not bothering to carry anything in. That's for peasants slaves caretakers gfs.

These pics have the same energy as Big Foot sightings in the wild. I wonder if she is gonna find about this and whether she will record her reaction or keep it quiet.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

And Jade is having drop her off at the entrance so she doesn't have to walk the extra 3 metres after she has parked the car ... the lazy ....

Well, that brings up a question, doesn't it? Doesn't MGW have a sporty little car? Did they have to trade that in to Drive Miss Dainty around so she would be able to breathe and also not get all swolleen?

I really hope she gets weight loss surgery. She really believes that she will lose weight and her body will just snap into a human shape. I want to see that disappointment then reaction.

I'm always shocked at her unfiltered body. Her true size is lost on me sometimes. We don't usually have an idea of just how enormous she is until we see her in the wild.

Second photo. Pretend she is not walking away. Stand her there, then spin her 360 degrees. The entire time, no matter the angle, she will blot out half the rear of that car. I know we throw horrifying around here quite a bit, but that truly is horrifying, to be so enormous.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

These pics have the same energy as Big Foot sightings in the wild. I wonder if she is gonna find about this and whether she will record her reaction or keep it quiet.

Hamber keep quiet? Oh, how I giggle!! I suspect a full-on dispecktful piece of shit tirade incoming after she sees this.

But Sweet Baby Black Jesus, gorl be MASSIVE! No filters and the sheer size of those tree trunks is horrifying .

 

[Constellationzero]

I really hope she gets weight loss surgery. She really believes that she will lose weight and her body will just snap into a human shape. I want to see that disappointment then reaction.

I'm always shocked at her unfiltered body. Her true size is lost on me sometimes. We don't usually have an idea of just how enormous she is until we see her in the wild.

She will never get surgery. She is the poorest candidate just like Jennifer Armstrong.
You have to RUHLIZZE that this beheem constantly stops her diets because "I need, liek...fud to...survive!" and "Beckeh doesn't unnersand...nuTRITON liel...I do..."

No doctor worth his license will so much as dignify her with a response other than to prove it by losing a large amount of weight over a time period of months, or even a year PLUS therapy of the doctor's choosing/reference.

Let's say some bleeding heart gave her surgery. The liability would be astronomical. This pachyderm absolutely WILL, not may but, WILL, burst...something and likely die on the kitchen floor, or operating table. She is 100% as incorrigible as Steven Assanti--and probably smells just as fetid.

Besides: She couldn't afford, or have patience for, PT for Joaquin, exercise, PT for bone deformities/loose skin issues, etc.

* Side characters
* layyyyygs
* Bare feeeeet
* Toes and toenails

Or fuck off Youtube and make room for the next 35 more interesting up and coming cows.

 

[Even more 8008135]

Well, that brings up a question, doesn't it? Doesn't MGW have a sporty little car? Did they have to trade that in to Drive Miss Dainty around so she would be able to breathe and also not get all swolleen?

Eh, pretty sure the new Porkmobile has always been that Mazda SUV.

 

[TardiX]

Yes, I'm pretty sure it's this car

Whether it's literally THAT car or not idk. It was sold in Nov 2021

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Eh, pretty sure the new Porkmobile has always been that Mazda SUV.

Weird. Maybe I just associated the red & black interior with something a bit more....sporty. It would be the only time Hamber and "sporty" would ever be near one another.

 

[Bibbity Bobbity]

As always, it's not the addicts, but the ENABLERS that fascinate me. Addicts gonna do what they gonna do- that's their job. Enablers have a choice.

Jade walked into this fully formed mess. She wasn't yet codependent to a rapid gainer. If you're gonna whore yourself out, there's wealthier, better located and less stanky people to seek arrangement with.

And I mean WHORE. Moving your black ass from NYC to the buttfucking South to mimic an interracial "lesbian" "relationship". THIS is how you want to spend your 20s? Driving moderately incomed 600 pounders around? Sell out better, bitch.

 

[Gimme the skinny]

Holy fat batman

 

[marjoram]

Some redditor lives in the same complex as Hamber and MG,W and saw them returning from somewhere.

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Her body really is melting to the ground. Look at her leg in the first one. Beyond being as massive as an elephant's, the weight of her thigh is really sinking over her knees now. Hamber's going to be wearing an extra fat suit over her existing one. Miss Dainty Trauma naturally not bothering to carry anything in. That's for peasants slaves caretakers gfs.

Ah, I see FatAl is still rocking those tiny backpacks. Of all the idiotic things she does I think the tiny backpacks are my favorite.

It just looks so fuckin' RIDICULOUS. The gigantic human(?) mountain and that itty bitty backpack, never fails to brighten the day.

 

[Goatchoker]

Ah, I see FatAl is still rocking those tiny backpacks. Of all the idiotic things she does I think the tiny backpacks are my favorite.

It just looks so fuckin' RIDICULOUS. The gigantic human(?) mountain and that itty bitty backpack, never fails to brighten the day.

The tiny backpacks are always so funny.
They are so dwarfed by the fat around her.
I often think about the logistics of getting her wallet out of her tiny backpack and how insane that must also look. Short ass t-Rex arms.

Also. I’m fucking mad that first photo has the mirror in the way. I wanna see them layyygs in all their glory.

 

[TardiX]

I’m fucking mad that first photo has the mirror in the way

Me too. No laygs, no ankle balls, no WrongShoes
Goddamn amateur hour out there.

 

[Constellationzero]

Ah, I see FatAl is still rocking those tiny backpacks. Of all the idiotic things she does I think the tiny backpacks are my favorite.

It just looks so fuckin' RIDICULOUS. The gigantic human(?) mountain and that itty bitty backpack, never fails to brighten the day.

Every one of her outfits screams circus fat lady--especially that polka dot see-through monstrosity and that ass ugly blue velvet and black lace dress--which would look downright tawdry even on a right sized woman.
The backpacks fucking SEND me. They're like teensy Polly Pocket postage stamps on her IMAX screen of a fat back.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

 

[the weeknd warrior]

In other news, she no longer has any functioning ankuls because Becky did one of those Marvel Vs Capcom three-bar super moves and she'll let us know about the ER visit she changed clothes for after she pushes five more prerecorded vlogs.

ETA: Stfu Jade, no one needs your one twat PR team writing her fauxpologies. Your total IQ adds up to like 79, fuck off with this shit. If stupid people weren't annoying enough, now there's two of them thinking they're running game on the entirety of the internet.

 

[Xenomorph]

The tiny backpacks are always so funny.
They are so dwarfed by the fat around her.
I often think about the logistics of getting her wallet out of her tiny backpack and how insane that must also look. Short ass t-Rex arms.

Also. I’m fucking mad that first photo has the mirror in the way. I wanna see them layyygs in all their glory.

GIBBIE DEM LAYRGS GORL

Everyone in this thread knows I am been waiting for those gams for years gorlie.
I wanna see dem fetid, soggy, sloshy, sweaty, leaking, weeping, bleeding, splitting ,bumpy, mottled, purple, varicose veined , lumpy, crusty, musty, skin cracked, poc marked LAYRGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

 

[Goatchoker]

GIBBIE DEM LAYRGS GORL

Everyone in this thread I am been waiting for those gams for years gorlie.
I wanna see dem fetid, soggy, sloshy, sweaty, leaking, weeping, bleeding, splitting ,bumpy, mottled, purple, varicose veined , lumpy, crusty, musty, skin cracked, poc marked LAYRGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

It’s not THAT MUCH TO ASK. Lol also your description made me dry heave a bit so good job.
It’s the one thing we need. And we constantly get cockblocked lol

 

[lol cow supreme]

Well, that brings up a question, doesn't it? Doesn't MGW have a sporty little car? Did they have to trade that in to Drive Miss Dainty around so she would be able to breathe and also not get all swolleen?

Weird. Maybe I just associated the red & black interior with something a bit more....sporty. It would be the only time Hamber and "sporty" would ever be near one another.

I swear I've posted this before but I cant find it in the search...

About Jade Francis of New York, Wifey, My Girlfriend, Alex, Faleen's Car

Jade's car is a Grey 2021 Mazda CX-5 Carbon Edition with red seats. Previously this was ID'd by me due to the interior shots with Twinkie etc. but now confirmed with the full exterior shot.
The FUN Stat to know is if you know anything about vehicles there are 2 very important figures. Gross Weight, which is the maximum the vehicle can handle with its own weight as well as loaded with passengers, gasoline, purses, cargo, dogs, snacks etc. And Curb Weight, which is the vehicles weight sitting at curb as built at the factory. You subtract those two numbers to get MAX CAPACITY.

The zippy little Mazda SUV has a maximum payload of 1,019 pounds. Amber is over half the payload. And you're supposed to be able to get 5 people in this thing. Amber is 550. The front passenger seat and front right tire are holding half the entire payload. This car must drive like shit.
Jade is 230.. So combined they are 780 leaving a TINY amount left for just over 200 pounds of cargo. This is ridiculous.

Curb weight	3,699 lbs.
Maximum towing capacity	2,000 lbs.
Maximum payload	1,019 lbs.
Gross weight	4,718 lbs.

Passenger Capacity	5
Passenger Volume (cu. ft.)	103.6
Front Head Room (in.)	39.7
Front Leg Room (in.)	41
Front Shoulder Room (in.)	57.1
Front Hip Room (in.)	55.2
Second Head Room (in.)	39
Second Leg Room (in.)	39.6
Second Shoulder Room (in.)	54.8
Second Hip Room (in.)	55.3
Cargo Volume to Seat 1 (cu. ft.)	59.6
Cargo Volume to Seat 2 (cu. ft.)	30.9
Cargo Volume to Seat 3 (cu. ft.)	30.9