Gross Aella Martin / Rachael Antier Slick / Abigail Glass / @Aella_Girl / @Aellagirl / @Miss_Aella / u/Sweatywoman / RedVerse / Apostate Slick / Knowingless - Rationalist LessWrong poly libertarian hooker girl throwing rape orgy parties. Former $100k/month OnlyFans star and $3,000/hour prostitute. Would rather come up with gross hypotheticals than shower.

How many people will show up to Aella's birthday gangbang?


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Re: The Everything Survey.

Sometimes it’s fun to look at her reply guys responses. This guy seems deeply offended. Any idea when all the simps are going to unfollow en masse for being offended?

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Maybe this is some really deep cover CIA gayop to get pedos to tell on themselves... oh who am I kidding? Its a stupid personality quiz like 16personalities and other ones.
 
THE EVERYTHING SURVEY:
I've never subjected myself to her surveys, but since she touts them as "this is my real research--not those Twitter polls!" I figured they might at least be written in an academic style, regardless of their actual rigor. But, wow... this reads like it was written by a teenager.
"Like, it's literally everything..."
"A friggin dope survey experience"
"...a gajabillion...."
 
I've never subjected myself to her surveys, but since she touts them as "this is my real research--not those Twitter polls!" I figured they might at least be written in an academic style, regardless of their actual rigor. But, wow... this reads like it was written by a teenager.
"Like, it's literally everything..."
"A friggin dope survey experience"
"...a gajabillion...."
It was a buzzfeed survey with perverted and even more retarded questions thrown in. It had stuff like "are pedos always wrong", "is sleeping with a willing minor ok", and "is the age of consent too high". I also recall something like "I have studied nanotechnology". The whole thing was just bizarre. I like dumb personality tests like MBTI and political compass, but this was just out there and also 170 questions long. Now I just want to know why I'm the "rare VILLAIN subtype".
 
That actually seems very... Islamic, for some reason. I think Islam attaches some kind of esoteric significance to the number 72, but I might be wrong.
Is the three days' grace rule from the Quran or some other old Arabic book? Terry Pratchett has it in Jingo which involves a muslim-esque country.
 
Okay, my bad. I thought explaining what motivates guys to go would explain why a lot of strip club crimes happen. To me this is more informative than just "no, I don't think the crime rate of strip clubs is necessarily evidence of human trafficking."

And no, I don't think Aella has ever talked about that, and probably won't ever do any IRL surveying. If she does address this topic she'll do anonymous online surveys or something.



She went to college for a semester or so. Her reason for not returning was, if memory serves, that she couldn't afford it at the time. (I doubt this; I suspect she withdrew over bad grades.) Now that she obviously can afford it, her new reason is that she thinks she can learn it on her own.

And sure, some people do learn fields on their own. A lot of professors have to if they do interdisciplinary work. But these people are very proactive in a way Aella is not and will never be.
Do you know if she's ever sucked on Nick Land's Nick Gland?
 
What do LSD users see in their trips to make them scitzo out online with the most absurd and far out opinions known to man?

She probably went to reddit, saw a LSD user talking about metaphysics and the nature of reality and thought to herself "Man this guy sounds smart... I want to sound smart."
 
What do LSD users see in their trips to make them scitzo out online with the most absurd and far out opinions known to man?

She probably went to reddit, saw a LSD user talking about metaphysics and the nature of reality and thought to herself "Man this guy sounds smart... I want to sound smart."
Probably should have just read some Kant, or I guess some of the... you know... rationalists.

This is now like my favorite joke for this thread. I was going to try and workshop something about Aella's epistemology but, like Aella, I didn't really feel like putting in the effort. Praise me for it anyway please.
 
Probably should have just read some Kant, or I guess some of the... you know... rationalists.
Read books to attain knowledge about a topic? Are you fucking gay or something?

Everybody knows that in college you prepare for exams by taking three tabs of acid and wash it down with a nicely sized shot of hard alcohol. You can also try your hand at prostitution and psychedelics.
 
Now I just want to know why I'm the "rare VILLAIN subtype".
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You are the Prepper
Weird, sinister stuff is going on in the world, and you're ready for it. You can't trust the government, UFOs are real [technically they are, and some are literally extra-terrestrial, but Aella is a fake autist who doesn't get real ones --S], and the apocalypse may be upon us - your archetype is one of growing your own GMO-free [could do with GMOs, I'm more concerned about pre-apocalypse patent ownership] vegetables, raising your own damn chickens, and maybe praying a little bit. Your values are wholesome and traditional, maybe idyllic, and your imagination is almost as strong as your distrust.
Your antithesis is the the Freaky Geek
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*Goodness* Score: Above average​

Your Wellbeing Score: 40-45th percentile
High wellbeing scores indicate you're "doin great" - happy, upbeat, at peace, at ease in yourself, your life is worth living. Low scores indicate "I'd rather not be here" - life is hard, you're feeling beat down, existence is a burden.
Your Belonging Score: Top 90-95th percentile
High belonging scores mean you are connected to others - perhaps you have a solid community, a loving family you feel safe around. You are vulnerable, seen, accepted. You belong. [I consider the preceding two sentences mortal insults. The bitch is lucky the US still has a covid mandate.] Low scores suggest you feel unsafe around others; you are hiding, disconnected, alone.

*Supernatural* Score: Slightly above average​

Your Paranormality Score: 35-40th percentile
High paranormality scores indicate belief in unusual phenomenon - from psychic powers, reincarnation, or ghosts, there's more than what meets the eye. Low scores indicate skepticism - you interpret things as predictable, understandable, perhaps even mundane - and of course science knows best.
Your Religiosity Score: Top 80-85th percentile
High religiosity scores mean you probably are religious, or have a mentality common to those who are; low scores mean you probably aren't; perhaps atheism or a secular life. Simple!

*Sex Engine* Score: Extremely low​

If you have a high score - have you been cancelled yet? No? High Sexual Degen scores indicate possibly taboo approaches to sexual morality - it doesn't matter if something is scandelous, you want to know - does it harm anyone? If not, fair game! On the other hand, low scores indicate a more wholesome approach. On this end, sexual disgust is a reliable indicator of what to do; sex is in fact a dangerous game, and rules around it - even if a little outdated - are there for a reason.
Your Sexual Fluidity Score: Lowest 0.01%
High scores in sexual fluidity indicate a more flowy, experimental orientation - perhaps you're bisexual or gay, perhaps you play with gender expression - and we don't mean to be gendernormative here, but this is definitely a more feminine style of expression. On the other hand, low scores indicate 'brosexuality' - you like banging [I don't. I am dissatisfied with the castrated moral end of the scale for the whoring questions in this survey.], you like straightforward sex where the roles are defined, and you probably are pretty masculine about it.
Your Sexually Liberated Score: Lowest 0.01%
High sexual liberation scores indicate a horny yearning for the world of tomorrow - or at least the 60's vision of tomorrow. Polyamory, nudism, and free love rein. Sex is good for you, after all, and we should be having more of it. Low scores indicate you're good with things as they are - or perhaps would like to go back in time a bit, to modesty and propriety. For low-scorers, sex is better enjoyed more powerfully when limited.
[But I kind of like her dichotomy here, because the two ends of her scale are the US leftist troons and the early 1920s Soviet commies, and I'm tired of accusations they're one and the same.]

*Asshole* Score: Very high​

Your Superiority Score: Top 85-90th percentile
For high scorers, you're better than others and you know it. Smarter, faster, sharper (maybe of greater moral value?), either you are in fact awesome or you have deluded yourself into believing you're awesome - who knows! For low scorers, you're humble - perhaps too humble? Maybe you let others talk over you, maybe you think too lowly of yourself. Maybe it's impostor syndrome, or maybe you actually do suck. Flip a coin!
Your Genetic Shitlord Score: Top 99-99.9th percentile
High scorers perhaps hail from 4chan, or a controverisal rally; maybe you're actually racist or maybe you're just an evolutionary psychologist. For you, race and genetics are definitely real and meaningful, and everyone's too libtard and polite to see it. If you're a low scorer, you're probably very nice, sane, and are covered in pearls to clutch and cute little gasps of offense to make.
Your Die Hard Score: Top 90-95th percentile
High scorers would be great at war. You probably know how to shoot a gun, you're pumped full of aggression, you're the type to get in a bar fight or wrangle a boar, you have the hard steel inside you that nobody better fuck with. Sometimes the hard truth is that hard things need doing, and you have the constitution to do it. In wartime you're the hero, but in peacetime you're a liability. On the opposite end, low scorers are soft and vulnerable; loverboys and girls, gentle, soft hands, and squeamish, bleeding hearts full of compassion. Why fight when you can snuggle?

*Conservatish* Score: Slightly above average​

Your Individualism Score: 55-60th percentile
High individualist scores mean you prefer power at the level of the individual. You know what's best for you, you're hyper-aware of your rights, you are distrustful of larger powers that attempt to control you. You're anti-authoritarian by principle - it doesn't matter the authority, you're against it. On the other end, low scores mean greater trust in the larger power. Sometimes authority is good, and no human is an island. Individual action has impacts on others, and a sensible, guiding hand to instill important values in the culture is required for humanity to flourish.
Your Antiwoke Score: Top 99-99.9th percentile
High scorer? You're not with this newfangled gender nonsense; culture has bent the knee to pussy helicopter-gendered snowflakes, demanding attention, wanting us to use pronouns, and treating sex like a nuclear bomb you have to have perfect consent norms around or get cancelled. On the other end for the low scorers, you are the snowflake, and proud - snowflakes are incredible creations of nature, after all! You know gender is a spectrum, explicit and careful consent is what it means to be kind. For all of history, the patriarchy and oppressive heteronormative roles have cut people off of from their true expressive selves. Now is your time to shine!
Your Eat The Rich Score: Top 95-98th percentile
High scores here indicate a massive distrust of the financial system. Capitalism is a cancer, the wealthy are corrupt. Money is zero sum - the only way to become rich is to exploit and ruin the lives of others. On the low end, you are likely pro-capitalist; money is positive sum, and billionaires get to be that way by introducing value to others.

*Transhumanism* Score: Extremely high​

Your Futuristic Optimism Score: Upper 65-70th percentile
For high scorers, the future is bright! Humanity is on an upward trajectory; you will reach the stars, live forever, get rich. You're solidly of the belief that one day, things will be better. This has been the direction until now, and you see no reason to think it won't keep going. On the other end, low scorers see doom in the fires; "This is fine", they say as the house of humanity slowly burns down. We're teetering on the edge of collapse, and honestly this sorta makes you think - why even bother trying?
Your Lifehungry Score: Top 90-95th percentile
High Lifehungry scores mean you like life, you want more of it, death is bad, boo death. If you could live forever you would, screw the natural order. On the othe rhand, low Lifehungry scores might mean greater acceptance of death, or greater weight put on the natural order of things. We die for a reason, and after all, doesn't knowing it'll all end give the lives we do have now, more meaning?
Your STEMlord Score: Top 99-99.9th percentile
High scorer? You're probably a combination of smart, autistic, and maybe a little bit bad at emotions. You love learning about niche, technical things, if you don't already program you probably have a lot of friends who do, and if you don't already make a lot of money you probably will. On the other end, you probably are a warm, fluid person, more drawn to art or decor or physical expression than to science. The learning you love is more interpersonal; how do the connections between your friends shift, what drives them, what tensions should you track?

*Incoherent Screaming* Score: Pretty low​

Your Chaos Monkey Score: Upper 75-80th percentile
Alright high Chaos Monkey scores, settle down. You have a streak of what some would call insanity, others would call trollishness, still others would call 'being 12 years old'. You thrived during the 'lol so random' era of the internet, and secretly wish it would come back. [*] You're more likely to gravitate towards novel things for the sake of novelty, cheer for dumb jokes, and desperately wish corporate systems would loosen up a bit. If you're a low scorer, you're a sensible person doing sensible things. Perhaps your thoughts are clean and orderly, perhaps you don't like ridiculous, immature jokes that throw things into disarray. You're mature, you're a grown-up, you know that things are actually at stake in this world.
Your Anxious Mother Energy Score: Lowest 2-5th percentile
So, high scorer, are you an anxious mother? High scores here indicate a nervousness around life and fear that things won't go right and everyone will be hurt. You like predictable, good things, and are wary of unpredictable, new things. You're sensitive to negative feelings, have more of them, and sometimes you suspect you suffer more deeply than the low scorers. The low scorers, on the other hand, are much more likely to take risks, are less swayed by bad experiences, more subversive, and probably slightly more likely to die in motorcycle accidents. [I had to answer "neither" to some of these questions because both extremities implied I was buying into the mental health scam.]
Your Hot Mess Score: Lowest 5-10th percentile
High scorers here are somehow keeping their life together, but only barely. You are a hot mess full of forgetfulness and maybe ADHD. You're imprecise and sloppy, impulsive and irresponsible; you regularly make your future self annoyed with your past self. On the other hand, low scorers, how do you do it? The opposite of "hot mess" is "cold clean", and this describes you well; you've got great executive function, great organization skils, you have the mental energy to take care of yourself (both past and future), and others.

*Enlightenment* score: Very low​

Your Child Consciousness score: Very low 1-5th percentile
High scorers: While the adults moved on, you are left in the dreamworld; waking life is a little fuzzier, but your sleep is vibrant. For you, colors are a little more vivid, sensations sharper, your memories clearer. For low scorers, your world is more solid; you are here, now, you dream little, your world is concrete and present, your memories of childhood far away.
Your No Self Score: Lower 25-30th percentile
For high no-self scores, nothing is real, truth is relative, the nature of the self is illusory. Reality is created by your mind, the sensation of choice is a sensation more than a choice. Low scorers disagree - of course things are real, of course you are you, of course there's something outside the self! You're a human being who makes real choices [I don't believe in free will and said so on the survey], and some of those are right and wrong, and there is an absolute truth that we can figure out. It might be hard, but it's there!
Your Phoenix score: Lowest 5-10th percentile
A high phoenix score means you have been through much and come out on top. You face pain head on, it breaks you down, and you emerge on the other side a new person. You are shattered, compassionate, humbled, but now also determined, fueled, alive. You've been through the classic heros journey and it shows. On the other end, low scores indicate people with perhaps good lives, no descent into hell in sight; you've remained more stable, either you started whole or broken from the beginning, but whatever you are you're still there; you are more stable, your life less complicated. Your journey has been through meadows, not mountains. [I've been through some shit but I'm not being a first-world emo faggot about it.]

Bonus Rounds!
We predict you were assigned male at birth (we have very high confidence in this guess) [lmaoooooooo]
We predict you are cisgender (we have very high confidence in this guess)
(Sex and gender predictions do not take your given demographic info into account, they are based entirely off the answers to the rest of the quiz)
[*] On the old Russian internet, there was a "make your own psych quiz" site/social network which got occupied and settled by crypto-autists making all sorts of fun occult quzzes, choose-your-own-adventures and such. Poser bitch Aella can't hold a scented candle to my man silent_temple666. Semper fi madlad, hope you immanentized the eschaton after all.
 
Almost old news at this point but Aella promoted Katja Grace's dating resume:
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It's telling that this tweet received less engagement and views than usual. Turns out nobody's in the market for a 36 year old nerdy woman who works at Big Yud's prestigious totally not grifting research institute.

Aella has joined Bluesky, which appears to be yet another retarded twitter alternative:
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It's in beta right now so nothing publicly accessible.

Aella promotes some insane thread about wanting Gollum to fuck:
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This same guy also made a poll about Gollum masturbating.
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No surprise Aella likes him, he does the exact same thing she does.

Here's the latest person to defend AellaGirl from all criticism of her polls not being real data science. I swear, almost every month or so there's some new rationalist figure who comes out of the woodwork to defend every last retarded thing she does, and will never criticise her. Anyways, this time it's one Emil O W Kirkegaard:
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And of course, Aella retweeted this.

Aella has a shopping addiction which she phrases as "therapeutic." Also she doesn't spend much money because her Onlyfans is only a "temporary job":
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A question about pooping in your pants:
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Aella goes over how she used to ingest drugs during the 10 months of her being the Acid Queen, and how she ingests them now:
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To nobody's shock, Aella has trouble finding a husband she wants and is very picky about i:
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She isn't willing to compromise and start being monogamous:
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How could this happen when she invests so much time and effort into finding the perfect one?
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Aella likens being monogamous to never ever talking to a person of the opposite gender ever again:
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Aella literally cannot do basic maintenance on her own so she hired a housekeeper, then she is complaining that her Onlyfans money isn't enough:
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I'm fascinated by how these people are obsessed with altruism and "maximizing the good" and yet also are constantly engaging in sophomoric philosophizing around moral norms being arbitrary.

While the data on raping dead dogs is still out, it's extremely well documented that the greatest outcomes - both personally and societally - occur with children raised in culturally homogenous societies by their biological, married, monogamous, oppositely-sexed parents. If you want to "maximize the good," you encourage those things as much as possible, even if there's no "objective" reason why rape orgies are wrong.

Like fuck it's even science - evolution. Christian Europe developed the Enlightenment, the scientific method, individual rights theory, advanced fucking industrialized societies with long life expectancies and high standards of living. Meanwhile, Africa and the America's hadn't figured out the fucking wheel. Clearly, something about those values is highly adaptive.
 
That husband stuff is interesting, it's like she knows the truth but can't admit it. If you're going to all these events, going on dates set up by friends, asking people out, etc - and nothing's happening, maybe the problem is you? "Tons of people want to marry me" is very funny, if I were a simp I'd be quite offended.
 
That husband stuff is interesting, it's like she knows the truth but can't admit it. If you're going to all these events, going on dates set up by friends, asking people out, etc - and nothing's happening, maybe the problem is you? "Tons of people want to marry me" is very funny, if I were a simp I'd be quite offended.
People who do poly want to have their cake and eat it too. A relationship while still whoring it up. It's one of the worst possible environments for finding a stable relationship yet alone a husband or wife.
 
To nobody's shock, Aella has trouble finding a husband she wants and is very picky about i:
This is basically a variation of what I've already said in this thread, but Aella is too egocentric to realize the mythical man that meets her extremely lofty criteria would have a wealth of options other than Aella to pick from. Women that aren't a public embarrassment online, who don't have the daily life skills of a child, who don't sweat profusely, who aren't self-obsessed, who don't have an insane family and associated baggage, etc. She could only ever be a side piece to the type of guy she hopes to possess. I'm gonna oversimplify this a bit to make a point, but realistically she can only have 2 of the following traits at most: rich, hot, and smart. If she can pick which of those two are most important to her and sacrifice the other, she might actually be able to find an equal partnership with someone. A man that has all 3 could do better.
 
People who do poly want to have their cake and eat it too. A relationship while still whoring it up. It's one of the worst possible environments for finding a stable relationship yet alone a husband or wife.
My two favorite polyfails that the Farms have documented are Ali Rapp and Anthony Burch, both of whom flushed their own marriages down the drain by demanding polyamory, only for their spouses to realize "I can do better than a BPD psycho hose beast/whiny jellyfish man" and divorce them for someone hotter and more stable while they failed to attract even a desperate drunk for a one-night stand.
 
What do LSD users see in their trips to make them scitzo out online with the most absurd and far out opinions known to man?

She probably went to reddit, saw a LSD user talking about metaphysics and the nature of reality and thought to herself "Man this guy sounds smart... I want to sound smart."
I'm not a drug or brain scientist so could be talking out my arse, but I think that psychedelics/hallucinogens show you "visions" that are synthesised from what's in your brain already. So when smart, interesting, or fun people do them, we get stuff like VALIS, Tom Wolfe, and Hunter S. Thompson. When retards like Aella or white men with Ganesha posters about their beds do them, we get Grade AAA milk.

Non-retards also don't mistake drugs for a personality - see Ken Kesey's idea of "Acid Graduation". John Waters' quote (already in this thread) about drugs being a part of youth rather than your entire life is also relevant here.
 
To nobody's shock, Aella has trouble finding a husband she wants and is very picky about i:
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How does she still not get this? If you have unrealistic criteria for who you're going to date or marry, you're going to be single. It doesn't matter how hard you try. The hot, rationalist, gigachad who is also ok with you being poly just doesn't exist. Even if he does exist, he may not be interested in you. Secondly, "this isn't a problem unique to me" is a bizarre equivocation. Yes, the problem of not being able to find a mate is not unique, but the reasons for your inability to find one are very much going to be unique to you.

She isn't willing to compromise and start being monogamous:
The equation of monogamy to "never talking to someone of the opposite sex ever again" is especially dumbfounding when you think about how most people who date monogamously still have multiple partners over time. Furthermore, many people simply date casually without declaring themselves poly. If you can't even find a guy you like that much, Aella, why be so hellbent on being able to bang anyone and everyone at any given time?

As we've already remarked, it doesn't even seem that she's having much sex for someone who's a self-declared whorelord. A portion of her 63 times of sex last year were with people who had to pay her. We're not even talking about quantity over quality. She just wants variety for the sake of variety. I again have to think this really isn't about what she wants sexually as doing the exact opposite of what she was raised to do.
Aella has a shopping addiction which she phrases as "therapeutic." Also she doesn't spend much money because her Onlyfans is only a "temporary job":
Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't this like the most "basic bitch" behavior around? Aella dresses herself up as some LSD-fueled sex researcher whorelord rationalist, but it sounds like to me she's just a bored single woman in her 30s who can't find a guy and buys cheap jewelry on Amazon when she's stressed.

She admits her OnlyFans revenue is probably going to dry up at some point, so I wonder if she has any long-term plans whatsoever. She always drifts off into thinking some dude will just pay her way and she can leech off him. "anyway if anybody obscenely wealthy wants to just idk suggar daddy me hit me up." Interesting that her impulses are so often this sort of parasitic thing. "I want foot massages... shouldn't someone just do that for free for me somehow?"
 
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