Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[feral cat #6385]

What is the next tour supposed to be?

Pizza Wars?
Taco Wars?
Wing Wars?

Guh.

He NEVER FUCKING LEARNS!

As for all the losers that talk about Jack, they need to talk about Fat on the Go. They think Jack is too much like Kay, he isn't. He's a rude, gluttonous man toddler yelling at the servers, his mommywife, and his faggot son.
Only Pink Chicken and the Lazy Man show the true side of Jack, when the Wendigo warps his brain and makes his demand more meat from the minimum wage fast food worker, because it must FEAST AND FEED!

The only "war" left is with his failing body.

After the next stroke Jack will be like this:

 

[densedance]

I think it's about time we consider that Tammy is legit stupid like Jack.

I know it's not really relevant to the Jack lore. But at one side I think Tammy is more polite to the Service workers, but to be fair, at the other hand that's all we know so far just from the videos.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I know it's not really relevant to the Jack lore. But at one side I think Tammy is more polite to the Service workers, but to be fair, at the other hand that's all we know so far just from the videos.

She's still a raging bitch though.

 

[Kermit Jizz]

She's still a raging bitch though.

In all fairness, you would be too if you were Jack's spouse live in nurse sugar momma.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

In all fairness, you would be too if you were Jack's spouse live in nurse sugar momma.

And she WILLINGLY married him so she did this to herself.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

In all fairness, you would be too if you were Jack's spouse live in nurse sugar momma.

Not only did she marry him she procreated with him and brought another Scalfani into the world she deserves all the misery life throws at her.

 

[DontEatThat_2.0]

I know it's not really relevant to the Jack lore. But at one side I think Tammy is more polite to the Service workers, but to be fair, at the other hand that's all we know so far just from the videos.

On one side compared to Jack anyone is pretty polite to service workers, but theres a few moments where she kind of revels in his shitty behavior (crumbr cookie and the choking vid are examples). I think Tammy is on the same side as Jack of thinking service employees are below them and while she wont unleash her wrath on them like Jack does I think she does find some pleasure he does and she can play the forgiving wife. Shes just a shitty person as Jack is. Im sure when Jack throws a bitch fit cause he didnt get exactly what he wants, Tammy just lets him rant off and abuse the poor staff, smirks in glee and then drives Jack to the next place while thinking "Jack sure showed those burger flippers".

Im sure shes getting pissy having to deal with all of Jacks bullshit too, but its what they say, "Misery loves company", and Jack and Tammy go together like to shitty humans on a speedrun to financial and health ruin.

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

The only "war" left is with his failing body.

After the next stroke Jack will be like this:

"What's he doing?"
"It's morse code."
"What's he saying?"
"Feed me. Over and over again. Feed me."

 

[ZipDisk]

revels in his shitty behavior

I think that's why Tammy married Jack. He's a slowly bumbling tantrum wherever he goes, and she loves that. If Jack's the wendigo, Tammy is his vulture.

 

[SpiceyHuman]

"What's he doing?"
"It's morse code."
"What's he saying?"
"Feed me. Over and over again. Feed me."

Off topic but that is such a damn good book.

 

[Exist0]

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He lives.

Lol at "look at it wrong". His stroked out peepers are capable of only wrong.

 

[Staffy]

What is the next tour supposed to be?

Pizza Wars?
Taco Wars?
Wing Wars?

Guh.

He NEVER FUCKING LEARNS!

As for all the losers that talk about Jack, they need to talk about Fat on the Go. They think Jack is too much like Kay, he isn't. He's a rude, gluttonous man toddler yelling at the servers, his mommywife, and his faggot son.
Only Pink Chicken and the Lazy Man show the true side of Jack, when the Wendigo warps his brain and makes his demand more meat from the minimum wage fast food worker, because it must FEAST AND FEED!

Butter stick wars.

 

[atoi]

I think it's about time we consider that Tammy is legit stupid like Jack.

Not to shit on the Jim Traynor fantasies, but I always imagined Tammy was a butch lesbian and was pumping weight at LA fitness whenever she wasn't with her beard. (Jack)

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

He's done "keto ravioli" like that. He's also done "keto cheese crisps" which were just cheese and I think he did something similar with cheese and pepperoni which he then rolled up and dipped in marinara sauce. But the sauce had to be warm. It's imperative that marinara sauce HAS to be warm.

With his “keto” diet consisting mostly of fatty meats, he’s doing damaging to his heart. Also, keto is hard on your kidneys. Mix with his diabetes, we might get jack’s dialysis saga soon.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

With his “keto” diet consisting mostly of fatty meats, he’s doing damaging to his heart. Also, keto is hard on your kidneys. Mix with his diabetes, we might get jack’s dialysis saga soon.

Yep, he's the same tard who thinks that putting cheese on everything is healthy

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

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He lives.

The iphone probably calls 911 on his behalf when it notices the right eye drifting away from center.

With his “keto” diet consisting mostly of fatty meats, he’s doing damaging to his heart. Also, keto is hard on your kidneys. Mix with his diabetes, we might get jack’s dialysis saga soon.

KETOOOO is just a larp anyway. Jagoff consumes like 500 grams of carbs per day and I think that is a lowball estimate.

 

[ZipDisk]

Why do we keep looping around on the Keto shit? If Jack went into Ketosis he would die. He's a type 2.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

Why do we keep looping around on the Keto shit? If Jack went into Ketosis he would die. He's a type 2.

Because its one of those blatantly obvious and stupid lies Jack uses to pretend he's living a healthy lifestyle, so much so that its just become a running thread joke.

 

[p1138]

Why do we keep looping around on the Keto shit? If Jack went into Ketosis he would die. He's a type 2.

Because at least most of us understand what Fatty is doing isn't Keto and that he would die.

It's instead hilarious that he chooses to video himself doing some of the most unhealthy shit while repeating "keto" over and over like it's some magic word to justify eating a bunch of grease with zero understanding of what a keto diet or ketosis actually is.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

It's instead hilarious that he chooses to video himself doing some of the most unhealthy shit while repeating "keto" over and over like it's some magic word to justify eating a bunch of grease with zero understanding of what a keto diet or ketosis actually is.

Or when he says something like, "if you add sweetener instead of sugar to make it healthy that's also a possibility".

Faggot honestly thinks it's only carbs that are poison. Then proceeds to eat a fucking sandwich with the bread and everything.