Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 15.9%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 5 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 97 24.9%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 69 17.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 157 40.3%

  • Total voters
    390
No niggers in Spicer. The city is 0.1% African American. The Rekieta family has to ship in their dark skinned bulls from elsewhere.

Nick's nobody's fool. He knows that a nigger might be fine in the bedroom, but you wouldn't want one living next door to you.
It wouldn't surprise me if like their (((polish))) ancestors, the Rekeita's traffic niggers to use as sex slaves. As he told Faran he has a special sex room exclusively for his wife. That room is probably filled with the biggest, most ape looking coal black niggers that service his wife night and day. And Rackets too, that fucking faggot.
 
@Carimachet responds. It is hard to decipher most of what she posts, but her reply to Kayla says in part "sex not photoshoot". I think @Carimachet is trying to say she was suggesting Kayla crossdress in a, uh, different context. I don't know what the second part of the message means. Maybe it's supposed to be a quote of something Nick said? I really have no idea.

In any event, Kayla's reply is "I think he might like to do both."

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@Carimachet then replies with incomprehensible gibberish.

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As far as I can tell that message got no response from anybody, which seems fair enough.
Carimachet is saying: 'Have sex with him in the men's clothing. Then while Nick is seemingly engrossed with the "sexy man" that has appeared, she should reveal it to be herself, a woman, and say "Silly Goose. You thought I was a man!"'.
 
No niggers in Spicer. The city is 0.1% African American. The Rekieta family has to ship in their dark skinned bulls from elsewhere.

Nick's nobody's fool. He knows that a nigger might be fine in the bedroom, but you wouldn't want one living next door to you.
Bug-eyes tit massage story relates to a local black felon who worked at a local sports bar and also dealt drugs. So they do indeed have at least a handful, pun intended, of porch monkeys local to them.
 
No niggers in Spicer. The city is 0.1% African American. The Rekieta family has to ship in their dark skinned bulls from elsewhere.
Chris Rock told joke a long time ago that the "only black people in Minnesota are Prince and Kirby Puckett."

Both of which are dead now:


I mean, obviously, you've got the Somalians, and the George Floyds, and Drexel, so it's hyperbolic humor, but the state is overall very light on black people.
 
Because I am a data junkie, I have taken on another project. Here is the lead-in for another project I will be working on alongside Panoptes and #TheRekietaFiles: #TheCoomspiracyServer.

I now have access to the archives of the double-plus-ultra-secret Discord server that the merry band of LOCALS had absconded to. I just had to wait for the archive to complete in order to post about it.

I have a LOT to work through, but here is what I have seen in just a little bit of a gander:

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Is this self-awareness?

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OMG! Kiwi FARMS IS DANGEROUS! We need to GAY OP them!
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The DM lewds are real bros!

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Because I am a data junkie, I have taken on another project. Here is the lead-in for another project I will be working on alongside Panoptes and #TheRekietaFiles: #TheCoomspiracyServer.

I now have access to the archives of the double-plus-ultra-secret Discord server that the merry band of LOCALS had absconded to. I just had to wait for the archive to complete in order to post about it.

I have a LOT to work through, but here is what I have seen in just a little bit of a gander:

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Is this self-awareness?

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OMG! Kiwi FARMS IS DANGEROUS! We need to GAY OP them!
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The DM lewds are real bros!

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These people are morons. You're pissing in a sea of piss you dumb fuck.
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I now have access to the archives of the double-plus-ultra-secret Discord server that the merry band of LOCALS had absconded to. I just had to wait for the archive to complete in order to post about it.
Outstanding work!

This is my favorite:

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It's like they don't know what we do, and Nick is intentionally not telling them.

How... in the year of our Lord, twenty-hundred and twenty-three.... does anybody not get what KF does? We monitor people and communities and laugh at them! That's it! That's the whole point! It's always been the point! It's the same thing when we were laughing with Nick.

Also:
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Oh shit, we're fucked now!

These people are morons. You're pissing in a sea of piss you dumb fuck.
Also, counter-ops against the Farms, that occur on the Farms, usually end pretty badly for the people that try it. This guy is in for a rough ride if that's his dream.
 
Outstanding work!

This is my favorite:

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It's like they don't know what we do, and Nick is intentionally not telling them.

How... in the year of our Lord, twenty-hundred and twenty-three.... does anybody not get what KF does? We monitor communities and laugh at them! That's it!

Also:
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Oh shit, we're fucked now!


Also, counter-ops against the Farms, that occur on the Farms, usually end pretty badly. This guy is in for a rough ride if he tries it.
I think they already did. They tried to do a gay op about Nick going to a drag show with Egalitarian Stains and her simp Art the Cuck. I'm not really sure how that's supposed to be an own. I mean the fucking guy goes to gay bars. How are drag shows worse? I don't see how going to a gay club and taking numerous pozzed loads in the ass is worse than going to a tranny show and giving a handie and/or sucking the feminine penis of a drag queen. It would explain a lot actually. Contracting Aids would explain why Nick looks so bad now.
 
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Because I am a data junkie, I have taken on another project. Here is the lead-in for another project I will be working on alongside Panoptes and #TheRekietaFiles: #TheCoomspiracyServer.

I now have access to the archives of the double-plus-ultra-secret Discord server that the merry band of LOCALS had absconded to. I just had to wait for the archive to complete in order to post about it.

I have a LOT to work through, but here is what I have seen in just a little bit of a gander:

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Is this self-awareness?

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OMG! Kiwi FARMS IS DANGEROUS! We need to GAY OP them!
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The DM lewds are real bros!

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tfw EgalitarianStains is shit talking your nudes.
 
I think they already did. They tried to do a gay op about Nick going to a drag show with Egalitarian Stains and her simp Art the Cuck. I'm not really sure how that's supposed to be an own. I mean the fucking guy goes to gay bars. How are drag shows worse? I don't see how going to a gay club and taking numerous pozzed loads in the ass is worse than going to a tranny show and giving a handie and/or sucking the feminine penis of a drag queen. It would explain a lot actually. Contracting Aids would explain why Nick looks so bad now.
I think the bigger self-own is that we all uncritically believed Nick would go to a drag show for fun. Is that all they've managed to come up with in 2 months?
 
Just because I think it is funny. LOCALS devs changed the HTML structure of the livestream post and chat pages about 12 hours ago... They added some data tags and removed others. They have now put back all the tags they previously deleted and have a superset of tags on the page

Is this normal? LOL! It seems like some amateurs' hour to me... :\
 
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I wonder if they realize that would be funny to us too!

Scenario #!:

Person: "I am going to kill politician X and then rape a toddler!"
Nick: "Ha ha! That's edgy and based! FREEZE PEACH!"

Scenario #2:

Person: "Nick, I think you're acting kinda dumb and..."
Nick: "HOW DARE YOU! REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" <banned>

Just because I think it is funny. LOCALS devs changed the HTML structure of the livestream post and chat pages about 12 hours ago... They added some data tags and removed others. They have now put back all the tags they previously deleted and have a superset of tags on the page

Is this normal? LOL! It seems like some amateurs' hour to me... :\
Your much superior technical autism is glorious and will not go unrewarded. I look forward to much funny harvested from this Discord, and any other Discord they flee to out of frustration.
 
Wait, those things exist? Boiling eggs is the easiest and quickest thing.
I hate to admit it but I've bought these things and they're fine. Not this particular spergy hippie brand, but store-brand generic already boiled eggs. In fact for a couple months they were cheaper than fresh eggs. That and not having to spend a couple minutes peeling each one made it worth it.

(I usually prefer soft cooked eggs and you can't get those for obvious reasons.)
PSA: don't use the microwave. Most of you might already be aware of this, but you never know (time-stamped for your convenience).
There are things for poaching eggs in the microwave. They're actually pretty good and make them the nice round size you want for a McMuffin style sandwich. But obviously do NOT do it with shells on for reasons that if you need explained to you, you probably deserve what happens.

You also can make scrambled in the microwave but IMO this turns out really badly.
Also, somewhat related, Fox News just agreed to settle with Dominion Voting Systems by paying Domotion $787.5 million. That's a HUGE settlement in a defamation case that I think "old Nick" would have loved to talk about on his show.
This dumb fuck could have made tons of money talking about either the Trump indictment (which would have been red meat to the base that made him probably over a million while giving Vic $300K) or this FoxNews case.

Instead, Balldos and coomer shit, while his channel tanks.
You forgot about the masseuse. He gives her his veiny thick prison cock when Drexel is away.
You mean masseur. A masseuse doesn't have a dick to give.
 
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I think the bigger self-own is that we all uncritically believed Nick would go to a drag show for fun. Is that all they've managed to come up with in 2 months?
It shows how delusional Nick and his simps are. We know about his Hedonism vacation. We know about his gay birthday. We know about his drug use. We know he is an alcoholic. We know he doesn't give a shit about his kids and used them to get more money from his family because he is a lazy piece of shit who hasn't worked an honest job for any appreciable length of time. We know he's not an actual lawyer. Most of all we know what a sad, pathetic excuse for a man he is.

Why would he think that one tidbit would matter?

"Oh no. It turns out Nick didn't go to a drag show. I guess that means everything in the thread is wrong and Nick is not a complete piece of shit after all."

I hate to admit it but I've bought these things and they're fine. Not this particular spergy hippie brand, but store-brand generic already boiled eggs. In fact for a couple months they were cheaper than fresh eggs. That and not having to spend a couple minutes peeling each one made it worth it.

(I usually prefer soft cooked eggs and you can't get those for obvious reasons.)
My supermarket used to sell those in a pickled buffalo flavor. They were delicious.

You mean masseur. A masseuse doesn't have a dick to give.
Post amended. Thanks. Wouldn't want to leave the dick out.
 
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Here's a tale from the Locals crypt for you guys.

Breathtaking faggotry

Kayla says their oldest son was the Riddler for Halloween, and she was "totally stealing his suit jacket for a sexy photo shoot":

Carimachet replies to Kayla's initial message encouraging her to get photos professionally taken, Kayla responds that she wants to do a "boudoir photo shoot".

Kayla once again brings up her son's Riddler costume, saying "I'm totally stealing just the suit coat for a photo shoot".

Carimachet responds. It is hard to decipher most of what she posts, but her reply to Kayla says in part "sex not photoshoot". I think @Carimachet is trying to say she was suggesting Kayla crossdress in a, uh, different context.

In any event, Kayla's reply is "I think he might like to do both."

Someone needs to do a black light check on this poor kid’s suit jacket.
 
These people are morons. You're pissing in a sea of piss you dumb fuck.
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They've become the thing they hate and then some. "These people have no lives!". That falls flat after a while when it comes from the emotionally invested.

This just shows indeed the split had nothing to do with the chat scraper or "muh privacy". It just was a place for them to go full retard with the whinge, let the gay flag fly and engage in lame chatwars under their Creator's banner (it seems). Rekieta, I noticed, used to knock his official Discord so often, it really did seem to be out of desire to create similar schisms. Also, what is the benefit to the Creator in being apart of this charade? Is Rekieta that insecure that he needs this "community of like-minded individuals" to help him to feel his way through public criticism. This blows the "I hate drama" lie right out the water. All that can be surmised from this is just how much of Nick's community has turned and become rooted in pure butthurt and jealousy. It's not good. Just because a Creator doesn't like a thing, doesn't mean the community has to get behind it and act out based on that. It's high school. The chat wouldn't have been remotely interesting, or hilarious enough, to run a scraper had the fanbase response not been so deluded.

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Some truth nuggets here, ngl. But what does that say about the rest of the harem when even its own community has self-evaluated its group dynamic and seen the incestuous behavior for what it is. Pure trash. It's absolutely scathing. :story:
 
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The real question about Nick and the law is after the lolsuit lands however its going to, will he even be able to go back to the law without moving first? Could he even now? Like I understand he legally can, but I feel like he is rapidly taking any reputation he's ever had.
Nick doesn't need the lol he is a highly respected social me diva expert!
 
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