DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[hector85]

Perhaps they overspend in the last few days and now have to recover from it. We are over the half of the month so they have their own bills to pay. Plus all those gifted memberships. Money doesn't grwo on trees despite what Phil tends to believe

money definitely grows on trees, you just need to curate said trees first.

 

[Fapcop]

Sadly I missed this, it sounds like an experience.

Even on a good day Phil has problems putting together a coherent sentence. Phil struggles with pronunciation on the regular, though a lot of that could be gin brain and mushmouth. But if we got back to some of the early TIHYDPs, even back then Phil had the oratory skills of a dead hamster.

It truly is a shame that all team of psychologists didn’t jump aboard the DSP train early on.

Ya know: Yearly IQ tests, reaction time, vocabulary, etc.

It would have been an interesting experiment in what long term exposure to very minimal social interactions do on mental health and mental performance.

Phil is one of relatively few people who aren’t seriously mentally ill, (as in: Your neighborhood schizo who only goes shopping after midnight) who has very minimal social interaction with other people.

I’d expect his vocabulary, IQ, etc. just drop year over year.

 

[Corpun]

Last time I watched his shitty stream he was just spam-nuking every boss, cheese-style. Did he find a boss that counters this strategy and as always DSP is now completely stumped and unable to adapt, when his one and only strategy (bash head into wall until wall surrenders) fails him?

I was hoping it was finally going to get too hard for him. The clips I've seen it's an absolute bore because this idiot can't make anything fun. I swear Like a Drag On Eesheen broke his mind and now he thinks spamming range attacks is good gameplay.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Why does he throw in random words when he speaks?

because he's the King of Stupid.

Wrong! According to Dave its a profession style way of speaking so he can gather his thoughts on the fly. He actually thinks he is a good speaker and staring at his phone will go unnoticed because he is filling the dead air with "uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... now guys.................. anyways, where were we? Oh yeah"

There was a week where he was showing off his "fast talk skill" and was so proud of himself for just... talking fast. People made fun of him too hard and he stopped, which is a shame because its one of the spergeier flexes hes had.

it sounded more like a pigsplanation of how he lies.

 

[Comma]

Nobody is giving a fuck about his Elden Ring playthrough:

Followed by a MASSIVE unrecorded begging segment:

"I'm not saying you should tip..." LMAO

-EDIT- Unrelated, but just wanted to add this:

 

[Fapcop]

Enjoy! link to Dave's stream for those sensitive about that kind of thing. https://youtu.be/1NCcuHBCB0E?t=3782 time stamp 1:03:00.

Its really just a joy watching him be so proud of such a nothing talent and then claiming he has to purposely slow down his normal speech because his brain works so fast!

LMAO ABSOLUTE GOLD!

Phil shrugging and T Posing the best he can while smiling and doing a speed run through classic humblebrag lines like “It’s not a big deal”.

And like any five year old showing off to his parents, we of course get a “It’s not even hard!”

Lololol

Goes to show that detractors need to be creative and that you get some of the best reactions with Phil with honey rather than vinegar.

Don’t get me wrong. Pissy Phil is still fun, but this is detractor caviar!

 

[hector85]

Nobody is giving a fuck about his Elden Ring playthrough:

wow no jayde or derich, the only recognizable one in there is acid face. also hint hinting at people giving $50 during his break so he can come back and sit on a 20 minute hat poll? insanity!

 

[Comma]

wow no jayde or derich, the only recognizable one in there is acid face. also hint hinting at people giving $50 during his break so he can come back and sit on a 20 minute hat poll? insanity!

It worked, as usual: a never seen before sock account named "Luca Brasi" just forked over $50 only a few minutes before the end of the stream.

Most likely the same anonymous/sock person who has been whaling for the past week or so.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

Nobody is giving a fuck about his Elden Ring playthrough:

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Followed by a MASSIVE unrecorded begging segment:

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"I'm not saying you should tip..." LMAO

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-EDIT- Unrelated, but just wanted to add this:

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"Uhhhh guys i can't put on a fucking hat right now. Can't you see I'm in the middle of a hardcore boss??? Grow some brains! Are you stupid? Yes! You are!"

 

[Fapcop]

It worked, as usual: a never seen before sock account named "Luca Brasi" just forked over $50 only a few minutes before the end of the stream.

Most likely the same anonymous/sock person who has been whaling for the past week or so.

Dang man…

Just once I’d like to read/hear his conversation with a whale.

Wonder if Phil is just hardcore begging “I REALLY need your hahlp dood!” Or if he’s trying to be all sly, and pretending he’s just checking in while pig sweating and chewing the hoofs?!

Only Phil btw could make PUTTING ON A HAT sound like some colossal effort that takes planning and coordination. Or he’ll just grab something at random guise! You wouldn’t want that, right?!

 

[Dona Morte]

To become the king of YouTube you must climb the wall of dicks.

PewDiePie being the MOST favorite of Dave's YouTuber's has a perfect song to accompany this.

Feels bad man.
What is Dave doing wrong?

 

[Negative Toxic Loser]

It worked, as usual: a never seen before sock account named "Luca Brasi" just forked over $50 only a few minutes before the end of the stream.

Most likely the same anonymous/sock person who has been whaling for the past week or so.

I am assuming OIC finally watched The Godfather movies.

Good job bud, maybe watching good cinema will make you less of a faggot.

 

[Agent Proper]

Good job bud, maybe watching good cinema will make you less of a faggot.

I doubt it. He posted an image of Selective androgen receptor modulators (supplements that allegedly act like fake steroids) on his own thread here on the farms. Only a full blown faggot would post shit like. A Chad would have posted up his totally real girlfriend, and dog pictures.

I honestly don't believe that OIC has really been paying attention to Phil as of late. Phil has been insanely boring lately, THOTs are a dime a dozen. I see him more as a lurker now, honestly I hope he just deletes any attempt by Phil to pull at OICs heart strings for cash. Especially after the whole SideScrollers thing.

Phil has some Paypig lined up to carry certain games, and "events", be it Timmy 3 Times speed running to number 4, Straight Cuck Homie, Planet Dead Wife, or DasBoCuck it is truly a desperate attempt to keep Phil's dreams alive.

 

[Dona Morte]

I honestly don't believe that OIC has really been paying attention to Phil as of late.

Feels bad man.
My headcannon had him moving into Phil's separate room as a butler figure who is silently crushing on Khet.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

I doubt it. He posted an image of Selective androgen receptor modulators (supplements that allegedly act like fake steroids) on his own thread here on the farms. Only a full blown faggot would post shit like. A Chad would have posted up his totally real girlfriend, and dog pictures.

I honestly don't believe that OIC has really been paying attention to Phil as of late. Phil has been insanely boring lately, THOTs are a dime a dozen. I see him more as a lurker now, honestly I hope he just deletes any attempt by Phil to pull at OICs heart strings for cash. Especially after the whole SideScrollers thing.

Phil has some Paypig lined up to carry certain games, and "events", be it Timmy 3 Times speed running to number 4, Straight Cuck Homie, Planet Dead Wife, or DasBoCuck it is truly a desperate attempt to keep Phil's dreams alive.

It's kind of impressive, but more sad, that he has the ability to have some support to keep him afloat at this point.

 

[Xavier Renegade Angel]

Dsp sings it in full dull display. I bet oblivion is fun to play but you would never know

 

[Agent Proper]

It's kind of impressive, but more sad, that he has the ability to have some support to keep him afloat at this point.

The longer I watch Phil the more convinced it is a Cult. Where the "Leader" swayed drunkenly into running it and his ego can't let him realize that people are more invested in laughing at him than they are helping him keep the lights running at this 3 Tard Ring Circus. Phil might be the greatest Tism magnet in existence. Snowkarl Sagan will one day write "Pale White Blob: A Vision of the Autistic Future in Cyberspace".

Edit: I'd call it "Heaven's Gout", "Burnell Davidains" , or"Ginstown"

 

[Erwin Rotten]

It truly is a shame that all team of psychologists didn’t jump aboard the DSP train early on.

Ya know: Yearly IQ tests, reaction time, vocabulary, etc.

It would have been an interesting experiment in what long term exposure to very minimal social interactions do on mental health and mental performance.

Phil is one of relatively few people who aren’t seriously mentally ill, (as in: Your neighborhood schizo who only goes shopping after midnight) who has very minimal social interaction with other people.

I’d expect his vocabulary, IQ, etc. just drop year over year.

In the video about Phil I'm working on, I go over his anima possession and ego, but I don't touch upon his social inability because I didn't really find that important to the subject revolved around his Keemstar Conundrum. However, after seeing this comment, I might add that in a part 2, since I find the degrading of social abilities fascinating.

An important part of socializing is actually seeing unfamiliar faces and facial expressions, as well as getting opposing view points. Removing these causes people to act as if they are talking to themselves all day, and naturally people get entangled in their own web of nonsense.

This also reminds me of a situation on a radio show called Opie and Anthony where they had an intern named Lady Di, who had some condition I forgot the name of that was caused by a failing liver, because she was a raging alcoholic.

I don't think Phil is at her level, but it was interesting to see how she could talk, react fast, hold a conversation, but the second she wasn't the center of focus, she would ramble on about nothing to nobody. She would just talk to herself or to the people around her about nothing, so that the attention comes back to her.

Again, Phil is not as bad as her condition (she was bloated from fluid building up from her liver leaking or something, and she would spray feces into everything but the toilet), but I know that alcohol abuse can cause damage to the nerves in the brain.

Phil also shows some issues with his mouth, the bell's palsy, which can be either muscular or skeletal. Some might think it's a problem in the jaw hinge because he has back issues and that tends to happen when a spine gets messed up. But, something like a stroke is on the table. I knew a super fat guy who had that problem too, and he was young, but apparently Bell's palsy is related to problems in the immune system and diabetes, so this might be related to all of Phil's constant allergies to practically everything or one too many eating with the king episodes.

I think his vocabulary gets better with time, since he remembers a lot of words, so memory isn't a problem for him in that regard. A lot of mispronouncing is probably accent related or him reading the word instead of listening to it. One big pet peve of mine that happens online all the time is that I'll see someone say "sense" in place of "since" and also write it that way. It's the same issue as when we say "anyways", it's a colloquial contagion. I wouldn't be worried about his vocabulary, honestly, he seems fine in that department.

I think a big problem for him in public is paranoia and agoraphobia, which is common after people get stir crazy and is more common post pandemic. People go from a comfortable "cave" and then out into a dangerous "wilderness" and the body will feel threats all over even though it's a safe open area.

He would just have to go outside more and maybe take a bus without headphones on to get more comfortable being in the open. Something that's not familiar, because the familiarity is what makes people feel comfortable, that's our cave, and we're not ready for the wilderness.

I think this is why he doesn't want to travel. I feel some sympathy with that since people who rarely travel don't enjoy themselves with the journey, maybe just the destination if they find value in it. Also, first time I traveled to a new country on my own, first thing I wanted was food that's familiar. That's like looking back at the cave while stepping into the wilderness, but some people can't get that comfort in a new place even if it's the same country.

This is also why people who stay in the house all day don't usually clean it up. They want the place to look like it's lived in and we enjoy the familiar smell of ourselves on everything. I know this sounds like I'm talking about some random dog sniffing around bungholes, but people are animals when we do things we're not conscious of.

All in all, Phil's mental conditions are a bit closer to stress and bad habits instead of severe mental problems deep in the brain. The ego thing is a story for another day, but for sure it's caused by fear and isolation, which relates to all of these other things.

 

[Gout]

Enjoy! link to Dave's stream for those sensitive about that kind of thing. https://youtu.be/1NCcuHBCB0E?t=3782 time stamp 1:03:00.

Its really just a joy watching him be so proud of such a nothing talent and then claiming he has to purposely slow down his normal speech because his brain works so fast!

That is gold. He seems to think talking really fast is like a super unique thing that only applies to him and MAYBE one other person on the planet.

No, Phil. Everybody can talk fast like that (well, aside from Jayde)

 

[Pizza Parker's Pizza Time]

I’d expect his vocabulary, IQ, etc. just drop year over year.

Well, here's the thing...