Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 16.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.0%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 95 24.6%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 69 17.9%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 156 40.4%

  • Total voters
    386
Going to tell you from experience , you're talking about a metric shit ton . which i doubt nick has even remotely consumed. As a raver from the early 2000s i did all that club shit for 5 years straight every weekend. Im a functional asshole. Maybe im the 1 % though
You probably aren't mixing that in with your Rx meds and drinking enough alcohol to rival the cum consumption of a gloryhole session at the gay90s while you're at it.

Is it just me, or do I get the feeling Nick never had proper consequences in life/failed upwards until the "worst day ever" and the troon cancellation arc? Think about it:
  • Got a shitty english degree - Bailed out by parents
  • Had 5 kids with his wife on minimum wage job - Bailed out by parents for law degree
  • Vic case lost - It wasn't him and his reputation at "risk", got shit ton of viewers
  • Troon travesty - Ban reversed, rumble + locals contract
The first things to give him pushback was ironically his wife/his swinging being an issue, the farms, and now the major issue: Monty suing him being likely to proceed to trial and in my opinon, win since calling a person a pedophile is per se deframation in MN.
 
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Nick was "dehydrated" for Null
Nick has nothing but disdain for the Farms, and likely never intended to actually go on the air with Null, but only pretended to want to have him on his stream to disincentivize Null from going on on him. After the (very mild) razzing in last week's MATI, I suspect Rackets will never interact with Null again.
Why are you like this Nick! We wanted you to pull up!
Nick believes he has enough money and enough of a following to never again be forced to do what he doesn't want to. This includes boiling eggs, because Nick, the real Nick that we see now, is absolutely incapable of delayed gratification. Anything he wants he wants NOW!
The only debatable point is the "why,"
Because he thinks he's better than everyone around him. He legitimately believes he is true north for morality, ethics, and socialization, and everyone else is a prude or puritan. In his mind he's sitting atop a tower, smugly staring down at the groveling masses. He has nothing but disdain for anyone that doesn't stroke his ego.
 
Looks like Nick can't be bothered to stream tonight. It's not like anything newsworthy law wise went down today.

What a piece of shit. Not work ethic whatsoever. Guess he is too busy douching his asshole for his next dick banging fuck fest next week.
He never had any work ethic. he's literally the "entitled gen Z" stereotype that retarded boomers spout. On this clip notice what he says:
  1. He doesn't need $5 from you if you shit up locals (Probably too lazy to moderate)
  2. Hydro "Fell off the plantation" (I guess we all know what he thinks about Drex now)
  3. He needs to make more than he did on the Alex Murdauh trial to fucking stream it and (maybe) not bitch about how he hates it.
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A wild hydro has appeared! (Edit: Can't upload photos properly.... See link):
 
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Bug-eyes tit massage story relates to a local black felon who worked at a local sports bar and also dealt drugs. So they do indeed have at least a handful, pun intended, of porch monkeys local to them.
I have heard the story as related by Kayla, but I haven't been able to find the information you have been referencing. You seem to be consistent in what you're talking about, and I also recall your curious apprehension about disclosing much more about the masseur other than him being named somewhere on Youtube and on discord.

That said, since you're posting about it again, would you be able to at least help point interested parties in the right direction to begin investigations of our own? That is, more than it being somewhere on Youtube? I don't have enough information to look up the masseur (and this is assuming you aren't referring to him just being mentioned in a comment section somewhere on Youtube). You claimed that the masseur's name was mentioned on discord as well when this first "blew up", but is there anything else? Not to presume that you owe me an answer mind you, but simply to say that you have my attention on the matter.

From what I can gather here on KF, the masseur is alleged to be:

1) A break-and-enter felon with aggravated assault who also had charges dropped for anally raping a white woman and a bartender also worked at a sports bar Kayla went to when she was buying drugs and they hit it off somehow. Someone from the area suggests he was her drug dealer and that by getting physical Kayla would get a discount. It is also mentioned again here where Nick's discord is cited as the source.
2) The "massage" happened at a strip mall.
3) Kayla got her tattoo and piercing soon after seeing the masseur. Tattoos around this time. Or maybe not (see below)
4) It happened 15 years ago from the date of the video. Video was 2019, so 2004.

Not much to work with. There is no hard evidence in the above posts, and they don't all agree, so I'm guessing that the information either came from Nick's discord/locals/whatever, Nick's streams, or was somehow imagined. However these claims cannot be dismissed so easily either, given KF's relationship with Nick at the time combined with the fact that discussion on the topic was ignored/unwelcome.

This bias toward Nick (which has been since admitted to by users of this thread) makes it look more like something of a missed opportunity on this thread's part to produce evidence for/against any claims made. Without access to the messages on Nick's discord and the like, there isn't much to go on.

Most of the information only comes from one source (@Twitter Is Cancer ), but given the lack of real engagement on the topic back when the people here were likely still on Nick's discord, that's hardly surprising. The only evidence that KF bothered to record (apart from Kayla's story) was about how PPP spoke about this online (notably around in 2021). I was able to find an underwhelming video where he an Warski react to Nick's stream, but not much else.

All in all, it looks like any damage control measures at the time worked since it took 3 years (and a bunch of screwups in late 2022) for Kayla's massage story to really catch up to the Rekieta's in a meaningful way. Also unsurprising that details could therefore be overlooked (much like other aspects of Nick's life). Maybe there's more to Kayla's story considering what we know now (drug use, possibility of infidelity, etc.) and how far back it goes. Or maybe not. In any case, I would be interested in a more comprehensive post on the matter from someone with access to evidence to settle things if at all possible.

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Lookin' real good there, boss!
No more free speech for Locals! (Still-Life is still there by the way)
Locals subs cancellation happening in avalanche proportions at the moment. Weird, must be a coincidence.
Rekieta: it isn't Discord, or Locals, or Youtube. It's YOU. You are the central problem. You are the Otter of your own Fat.

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For whatever reason, maybe because now it's happening to some of them, the Locals are not happy campers about the latest masterstroke of galaxy-brained lolbertarianism. Also Rekieta is going bald.

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there's some sort of crippled half-membership thing on Locals, like unpaid subs or whatever. They've quit in legion proportions as well. And why not.
Only thing that stings is knowing i was fooled into having a positive opinion of him in the past, i was dumb
 
Hi! It has been a while!

Give me trash cans! Y'all right about some things in regard to Nick, but there is way too much alogging in this thread lately. Some of the shit in the past few hundred pages sounds dumber than what wine moms post in Nick's Locals.
Most of the people currently posting blacked fanfics about his wife were doing that even before the thread turned against him.
 
Bug-eyes tit massage story relates to a local black felon who worked at a local sports bar and also dealt drugs. So they do indeed have at least a handful, pun intended, of porch monkeys local to them.
I figured she went in to the Twin Cities to get Gorilla Groped. Small town rubes tend to think everything is fancier and more legit in the Cities.
 
Looks like Nick can't be bothered to stream tonight. It's not like anything newsworthy law wise went down today.

What a piece of shit. Not work ethic whatsoever. Guess he is too busy douching his asshole for his next dick banging fuck fest next week.
Always finding an excuse for his PayPigs... this time it's doing taxes and fighting fatigue
 
Is LR on the MH meds?

See post below if you’re asking what meds Kayla takes.

Kayla mentioned quite a few on a video that godwinson clipped (the list starts around 30:40):
https://rumble.com/v1zn2l2-rekieta-got-pegged-duel-of-the-fates.html
  • Sertaline for depression
  • Was on bupropiin, also depression but was giving her seizures, so guessing she switched to the first one
  • Something for her anxiety
  • Some sort of sleep apnea for which she's taking something because "she's so spacey, she forgets to breathe"
  • Something for restless leg syndrome
Not a great cocktail to start out with, much less chase with booze, weed, and/or psychedelics.
Edited to include text time stamp, as rumble doesn't support linking timestamps.

In the Elissa clip video “People Change”, once again, Nick uses his fork caveman style with a shovel grip.

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The way Nick holds the fork is like a toddler does, because a toddler lacks the muscle control & fine motor dexterity to do otherwise. Is it possible that Nick is holding the fork this way to disguise his hand tremors?
 
  • Something for restless leg syndrome

Restless Leg Syndrome is often treated with novel Parkinson's drugs that target dopamine receptors.

A rare but well-documented side effect of these drugs is lack of impulse control (promiscuity, gambling, recreational drug use, putting oneself into danger, etc)
 
The way Nick holds the fork is like a toddler does, because a toddler lacks the muscle control & fine motor dexterity to do otherwise. Is it possible that Nick is holding the fork this way to disguise his hand tremors?
So does he actually have Parkinson's? Or are the tremors just from drunkenness? Just wondering.

I'd suggest he could have gotten it by repeatedly using vibrating tools like power saws and chainsaws and the like, because they can also cause that, but we all know this pussy has never done any actual work.
 
See post below if you’re asking what meds Kayla takes.



In the Elissa clip video “People Change”, once again, Nick uses his fork caveman style with a shovel grip.

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The way Nick holds the fork is like a toddler does, because a toddler lacks the muscle control & fine motor dexterity to do otherwise. Is it possible that Nick is holding the fork this way to disguise his hand tremors?
All jokes aside he is really looking rough. Jewbags under the eyes, pasty, eating like a duck sounding like a pig again, which is psychological and disturbing - regression. And the anxiety is all over him. He's fucked up his unlosable case, he isn't bringing in the cash he thought he would and boohoo nobody wubs him any more.
Plus the Locals hugbox has run out of hugs and loads of Locals have quit on him.
Downfall incoming
 
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