DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Iron Father]

It worked, as usual: a never seen before sock account named "Luca Brasi" just forked over $50 only a few minutes before the end of the stream.

I hope they meet the same fate.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

That is gold. He seems to think talking really fast is like a super unique thing that only applies to him and MAYBE one other person on the planet.

No, Phil. Everybody can talk fast like that (well, aside from Jayde)

Reminds me of how one time fellow brain-damaged lolcow Brendan Schaub addressed the haters saying that he's a mushmouthed retard who can't tawk... by bragging about how while he's talking he can think two sentences ahead. He passed it off as something exceptional when it's something most people can do.

 

[clothes in my closet]

Tonight, Phil denied that he pre-arranges tips with whales behind the scenes.

Also showed his phone to the stream, and just like last time, covered the top portion with his hand.

Spoiler

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

hey retard, if you dont want notifications to pop up you can just put your phone in do not disturb mode instead of looking like the retard you are holding it like that

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

I think his vocabulary gets better with time, since he remembers a lot of words, so memory isn't a problem for him in that regard. A lot of mispronouncing is probably accent related or him reading the word instead of listening to it.

I don't really agree here. I see no evidence of his vocabulary improving at all, he keeps using $64 words he has no idea how to use and what they actually mean and I still refuse to believe that Phil reads anything apart from fastfood menus.

I would go as far as to say that Phil haven't read a book since he left college. But I do agree that his memory probably is sorta OK. A lot of the time when Phil says he doesn't remember things it's clearly a lie, and he will be able to recall a meal he ate 6 years ago in painfull detail.

The memory thing might however just be a personal trait (not remembering thing that doesn't interest him), but again you can't hold 2 pints in a 1 pint glass.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Tonight, Phil denied that he pre-arranges tips with whales behind the scenes.

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Also showed his phone to the stream, and just like last time, covered the top portion with his hand.

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Spoiler

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Of course, we all know what will happen when someone will point out Phil's not-too-subtle hiding of his notifications: complain as usual that people don't believe him, call them morahns, and ban them.

Don't worry, Phil. Jasper told us everything.

 

[Erwin Rotten]

I don't really agree here. I see no evidence of his vocabulary improving at all, he keeps using $64 words he has no idea how to use and what they actually mean and I still refuse to believe that Phil reads anything apart from fastfood menus.

I would go as far as to say that Phil haven't read a book since he left college. But I do agree that his memory probably is sorta OK. A lot of the time when Phil says he doesn't remember things it's clearly a lie, and he will be able to recall a meal he ate 6 years ago in painfull detail.

The memory thing might however just be a personal trait (not remembering thing that doesn't interest him), but again you can't hold 2 pints in a 1 pint glass.

He knows a decent amount of big words and it's not like he needs most of them. I guess what you mean is that he sticks to a consistent vernacular, which I would agree with. He has his personal memes that he sticks to in order to play safe. But that's common when people are playing a game, since it's a multitasking thing.

I guess I would need an example where he used a word wrong to see how severe it is. Sometimes we all use similar words on the spot, we're not sure of the difference or the idea still gets across.

I remember a long time ago on an sok steam where they were flipping out over Phil saying omnipotent instead of omnipresent, but it was a dumb complaint since it's literally a more powerful word to use for that content, with omnipresent just being more specific about one aspect of Phil's subject.

He was talking about teleporting in a game or something. You know, something silly. I'd be more concerned if Phil did something like mistake his wife for his sister. Actual mental flubs.

I think you're right though, I'm not sure of him reading any book really. Although, strangely, people can get some decent word usage from reading tweets sometimes, but only if they follow big brained people.

As for his memory, yes, that's something that bugs me. He'll lie about how he doesn't remember something or it's not his job to know it, all while hiding a treasure trove behind a wall of snot.

Like when he was asked about what he writes off on his taxes and he went "I have a tax guy, I don't handle that" and then in the next stream he's like "I can't commit tax fraud because I keep track of all of my write offs".

Well, shit, if only he was that confident when he needed to answer a dang ol' question about it.

It's like if a teen denied ever watching porno and then the next second tries to brag about how you know the name of every brazzars babe. It's like he's embarrassed about people finding what he wrote off on his taxes or something. $5,000 a month of something he doesn't want people to know about.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

He knows a decent amount of big words and it's not like he needs most of them.

He knows of a decent amount of big words. Not quite the same.

I guess I would need an example where he used a word wrong to see how severe it is.

Droob we have a thread with over 100 pages only about the words and phrases he misuses.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/words-phrases-dsp-has-invented-or-misuses.49334/

I'd be more considered if Phil did something like mistake his wife for his sister. Actual mental flubs.

Again droob he has "mistakenly" called his waife mom at least 20 different times on stream.

 

[myone]

Well, here's the thing...

Those graphs are a good representation of DSPs efforts to waste more and as much time as possible instead of playing games.

Maybe they are also indicative of a change in vocabulary, but I think they are much more correlated with the fact that long rambling sections & pigsplanations occupy an ever increasing percentage of his streams. There aren't many opportunities to say "here's the thing.." when playing GTA4.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Those graphs are a good representation of DSPs efforts to waste more and as much time as possible instead of playing games.

Maybe they are also indicative of a change in vocabulary, but I think they are much more correlated with the fact that long rambling sections & pigsplanations occupy an ever increasing percentage of his streams. There aren't many opportunities to say "here's the thing.." when playing GTA4.

It all comes down to him metaphorically jerking off on stream in front of his audience. Pure narcissism. Remember last week that one of his dents called him out on his bloviating (that word suits you perfectly, Phil), and Phil proceeded to blame them for showing up early instead of at "gameplay time".

 

[uberzilla]

Followed by a MASSIVE unrecorded begging segment:

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He asks people to tip during a break so that he wears a funny hat?

Can someone explain what the appeal is here? Why would that incentivise anyone?

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

He asks people to tip during a break so that he wears a funny hat?

Can someone explain what the appeal is here? Why would that incentivise anyone?

It's a silly fun thing Phil does to reward his community....you know like any mature adult with a business degree that runs a successful content creation business (and has done so for 15 years) do........

His chat is either legit retards or "trolls" LARPing as retards, so putting clothes on the pig for money, him blowing bubbles and telling homoerotic scat jokes is what they (and Phil) like.

 

[Iron Father]

I guess I would need an example where he used a word wrong to see how severe it is. Sometimes we all use similar words on the spot, we're not sure of the difference or the idea still gets across.

 

[Penix]

DSP streams to an audience of literal retards making his (mis)use of big boy words in itself retarded, ergo DSP is a retard.

And gay.

 

[Toby Flenderson]

It’s always funny when pretends he can’t read a chat/tip with the smallest grammar error but. Can understand the tard speak from people like Jayde

 

[Chernabog3000]

It’s always funny when pretends he can’t read a chat/tip with the smallest grammar error but. Can understand the tard speak from people like Jayde

He does that to be a dick. You see it alot one someone insults him in a superchat. It's deflection. The thing is like 9/10 he still ends up getting across the superchatter/tippers point and the insult lands. Making himself look more retarded in the process. Anytime he's attacking someone's grammar in chat/tip its because they said something that hurt his feelings or challenges his superior intellect and ego.

 

[Lord_Point]

It’s always funny when pretends he can’t read a chat/tip with the smallest grammar error but. Can understand the tard speak from people like Jayde

of all the faggy shit he does this one gets to me every time. Its so fucking cringe and such a MAHTURE tactic that a middle schooler would be embarrassed. What even more pathetic is mush mouth would get destroyed emotionally if any one did that to him then whine about his newly made up speech impediment.

Furthermore, I consider that DSPgaming must be incarcerated for the murder of T.

 

[Draventren the Squeakuel]

I doubt it. He posted an image of Selective androgen receptor modulators (supplements that allegedly act like fake steroids)

Of course he's larping as a SARMs goblin. SARMs isn't even body building training wheels, it's body building mobility scooter used by teenagers and pussys who are too scared to take real roids, but not dedicated enough to lift natty.

If he really wants to impress us, he should show us his used anabolic steroid needles. At least that would explain his nonexistent balls.

 

[0230-KL191]

He does that to be a dick. You see it alot one someone insults him in a superchat. It's deflection. The thing is like 9/10 he still ends up getting across the superchatter/tippers point and the insult lands. Making himself look more retarded in the process. Anytime he's attacking someone's grammar in chat/tip its because they said something that hurt his feelings or challenges his superior intellect and ego.

I always thought it was to bait another tip explaining what he doesn't understand.

 

[PieceofShet]

It’s always funny when pretends he can’t read a chat/tip with the smallest grammar error...

Thats because he make use of every occasion to talk down to people. That is what makes him happy.