Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 16.8%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 95 25.4%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 64 17.1%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 148 39.6%

  • Total voters
    374
It’s fascinating seeing a milquetoast lawyer who explained the fundamentals of law in relation to hot button internet topics turn to a terminally online midlife crisis desperate to reclaim attention they got in their youth in real time. And completely abandoning their previous principles to boot.

Most people his age would just go out fishing or hunting with their friends. Maybe try out some off-roading if they happen to live in the area where that would be encouraged. Maybe pick up guitar.

I’m not 40 yet, but are the 40’s really that brutal? Or is this solely an American mindset based on consumerism?
 
Bug-eyes tit massage story relates to a local black felon who worked at a local sports bar and also dealt drugs. So they do indeed have at least a handful, pun intended, of porch monkeys local to them.

I think they must be driving to the local ghetto to get their regular dose of nigger dick. According to Wikipedia, African Americans are just 0.1% of the population in Spicer, Minnesota. The town is 98.2% white.
 
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The way Nick holds the fork is like a toddler does, because a toddler lacks the muscle control & fine motor dexterity to do otherwise. Is it possible that Nick is holding the fork this way to disguise his hand tremors?
Imagine looking like an even more Jewish version of Rob Schneider with delirium tremens?
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In fairness to Rob Schneider Nick looks more like him at 59.
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Looks like Nick can't be bothered to stream tonight. It's not like anything newsworthy law wise went down today.
Are you expecting Mr. I Stream Every Night At The Same Time to actually have a stream? On a day when major legal news dropped? He's too sleepy! It's hard being a black golfer.

Although I am slightly curious how he would cover it given his new anti-free speech stance. Maybe he'll tell us that sometimes you need to be held to account for your speech, especially when it's bad for business or if you defame someone. Hmm.
 
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I’m not 40 yet, but are the 40’s really that brutal? Or is this solely an American mindset based on consumerism?

Only for women, generally. Most men look fine in their 40's. Women have generally hit the wall at this point and if they're still single, they're getting beyond desperate. Look at Nick's locals -- those bitches all seem to be in their 40's.
 
Are you expecting Mr. I Stream Every Night At The Same Time to actually have a stream? On a day when major legal news dropped? He's too sleepy! It's hard being a black golfer.

Although I am slightly curious how he would cover it given his new anti-free speech stance. Maybe he'll tell us that sometimes you need to be held to account for your speech, especially when it's bad for business or if you defame someone. Hmm.

A Rekeita reaction to Rekeita would actually be interesting content. Either he would end up spinning like a top, or he might actually come away enlightened. Either way, entertaining.

As an aside, I have amusingly observed the LOCALS crew in the Discord scrambling. People changed their handles within an hour of the screenshots being posted here. There are people who read this thread obsessively and much more than attention goes the opposite direction. The server was put in lockdown since then. It might be similar in effect on the Discord to the Panoptes launch. There was also a lot of DM'ing. One person wanted to ask Nose something like: 'Can I sue them for this?' LOL!

I will will be working our way mostly chronologically through my archives. I tend to think that gives the most and fullest context for the highlights I select.
 
On today's installment of "How Do They Keep Doxxxxing Us?!"

She posts a reply on YouTube and of course has her full name as her profile name:
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If you look at the number of subscribers given that there are no videos posted it makes me think this isn't a gay op:

The LinkedIn profile checks out with her being a mechanic:

I also found this picture from some charity website linked to her name, I can't confirm it is her but it seems to match up with the Grudge picture from her LinkedIn:
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She gives me "Rockin Demo" vibes, I wouldn't be surprised if this was her mother:
 
On today's installment of "How Do They Keep Doxxxxing Us?!"

She posts a reply on YouTube and of course has her full name as her profile name:
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If you look at the number of subscribers given that there are no videos posted it makes me think this isn't a gay op:

The LinkedIn profile checks out with her being a mechanic:

I also found this picture from some charity website linked to her name, I can't confirm it is her but it seems to match up with the Grudge picture from her LinkedIn:
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She gives me "Rockin Demo" vibes, I wouldn't be surprised if this was her mother:

I cannot confirm the picture, but I would belive that there is something Mandy is not sharing with the community, and she might be older than she leads on. She had weird things like refusing to go into voice chats on Discord and the like well before last October and the start of the Balldogeddon.

She might just be a bundle of nerves seeking constant validation, or a good troll and attention whore. They both manifest similarly. At least she is not as neurotic as some others in the LOCALS chat... I have some screenshots on my other PC that I couldn't post due to server issues on the site, but there are people who constantly overshare. There are people who give very unique last names and say 'I am like 1 of 3 in [specific geographic area]'
 
Why am I rewarded with sperg-y behaviour almost each time I look at the LOCALS chat?

Here is a Xanax dependant female freaking out because they cannot get it in their new state. There are ways to deal with this... Go to a doctor. Go to a clinic. Go to the A&E.

DON'T ASK A FAKE LAWYER ON THE INTERNET!
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Why am I rewarded with sperg-y behaviour almost each time I look at the LOCALS chat?

Here is a Xanax dependant female freaking out because they cannot get it in their new state. There are ways to deal with this... Go to a doctor. Go to a clinic. Go to the A&E.

DON'T ASK A FAKE LAWYER ON THE INTERNET!
Dumb bitch is on the DEA blacklist, and there is nothing you can do about it. The pharmacy doesn’t even have to tell you when they do it. She is fucked for presenting drug seeking behaviors. The doctor intentionally did not give her a month supply, they gave her a “bridge” allowing her time to find a new doctor. You cannot expect an out-of-state doctor to write you prescriptions indefinitely. Doctors won’t care, and when they offer you something besides what you want, they will laugh at your chimp-out the second you are out of the office. She is persona non grata.
 
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Something I've noticed about all these locals spergs is that they are much more likely to immediately jump to legal action than a normal person. Cynthia talking about suing for prank calls, locals talking about legal action against elissa when they were mad at her, this druggie talking about suing. It's obnoxious and I don't know if it's because they think it will get them attention from Nick (it won't) or if it's some sort of parasocial thing, for lack of a better word, where they spend to much time in a '''law''' channel so they turn everything into a legal issue.

I guess they haven't realized that it's a coom channel now and Nick doesn't want to be your lawyer, especially not for free.
 
It’s fascinating seeing a milquetoast lawyer who explained the fundamentals of law in relation to hot button internet topics turn to a terminally online midlife crisis desperate to reclaim attention they got in their youth in real time. And completely abandoning their previous principles to boot.

Most people his age would just go out fishing or hunting with their friends. Maybe try out some off-roading if they happen to live in the area where that would be encouraged. Maybe pick up guitar.

I’m not 40 yet, but are the 40’s really that brutal? Or is this solely an American mindset based on consumerism?
Your 40s are brutal in that its the time you will really be living under your own actions. Past actions is what I mean. If you fucked about in your 20s and 30s, your 40s will be fucking shit. If you had fun and contiuned to learn after school, you will have a great time.

Its either investments paying off or reaping what you sow, same thing but different perspective. Most of my friends in their 40s are happy with families coming along nicely, and now they are often going on holidays more, getting into pass times and hobbies. Few where drunk shitters who are perputually "getting their shit together", its harder in your 40s onward because people stop caring to help.

Truth is, every era of your life will be a reflection of the whole. Live a good life, each era is enjoyable in its different way. Live like shit, its just going to be shit still.

It really is true that you get out of life what you put in.
 
Something I've noticed about all these locals spergs is that they are much more likely to immediately jump to legal action than a normal person. Cynthia talking about suing for prank calls, locals talking about legal action against elissa when they were mad at her, this druggie talking about suing. It's obnoxious and I don't know if it's because they think it will get them attention from Nick (it won't) or if it's some sort of parasocial thing, for lack of a better word, where they spend to much time in a '''law''' channel so they turn everything into a legal issue.

I guess they haven't realized that it's a coom channel now and Nick doesn't want to be your lawyer, especially not for free.

Dunning-Kruger if I had to guess.

Oddly enough, from my exposure to the AIDS of LawTube, I have come to the opposite conclusion. If ever I have to go through thr legal system, I am borked on the ruling or financially. Just look at all the cases of people being screwed over.

I know that in the US they day you can sue a ham sandwich, but what is in the water that makes everyone think that they have a Righteous Cause that will prevail if only a judge/jury will see it!?

I'll stick to being a nobody and avoiding the legal process.
 
Something I've noticed about all these locals spergs is that they are much more likely to immediately jump to legal action than a normal person. Cynthia talking about suing for prank calls, locals talking about legal action against elissa when they were mad at her, this druggie talking about suing. It's obnoxious and I don't know if it's because they think it will get them attention from Nick (it won't) or if it's some sort of parasocial thing, for lack of a better word, where they spend to much time in a '''law''' channel so they turn everything into a legal issue.

I guess they haven't realized that it's a coom channel now and Nick doesn't want to be your lawyer, especially not for free.
It’s two things, they idolize Nick for being an attorney, and think attorneys are all powerful beings from the upper crust of society. They also think Nick is their friend so they behave like they are asking their lawyer friend for advice, secretly hoping he will take on their case pro bono.
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It’s two things, they idolize Nick for being an attorney, and think attorneys are all powerful beings from the upper crust of society. They also think Nick is their friend so they behave like they are asking their lawyer friend for advice, secretly hoping he will take on their case pro-bono.
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Their parasocial relationships with a lolyer who they believe has imparted on them legal education also gives them a false sense of litigious bravado.
 
The reveal of the secret super fan discord, thanks to @Himedall All-seeing Waifu, basically sums up Nick at this point.

Nick has his own discord, where he could make whatever rules he wanted to, he just had to have a backbone and tell people off when they broke the rules. Even better, only people that paid Nick $5 a month were allowed into his discord server. All he had to do was say "I don't like this" and tell people to fuck off.

Then came locals and a bevy of drugged depressed women, and suddenly Nick drops all pretense of hanging out in his own discord and shills his locals instead. He states specifically that this new place is "Free speech" the only thing stopping you is the platform's TOS. As usual, Nick didn't stand up to anyone who broke those rules (see plethora of coom posting and fed posting).

Throughout all of this, Nick is creating parasocial communities and charging people money to join, just to drop it at a moment's notice as soon as any resistance to his behavior pops up. And even as he sells his Locals community as a way to chat with him 24/7, he doesn't hang out in there anymore, but rather goes into private discords where the only barrier to entry seems to be a thot that sends (or receives Nick nudes) or a noseguarding simp. These are probably the people who suggest he start a GSG.

I know I shouldn't feel bad for his paypigs (especially since I got swindled following his YouTube ban), but I can't help but feel a little sympathy for them as they attempt to grab their idol's attention by participating in his chat while he ignores them for some internet dick-sucking.
 
Dunning-Kruger if I had to guess.

Oddly enough, from my exposure to the AIDS of LawTube, I have come to the opposite conclusion. If ever I have to go through thr legal system, I am borked on the ruling or financially. Just look at all the cases of people being screwed over.

I know that in the US they day you can sue a ham sandwich, but what is in the water that makes everyone think that they have a Righteous Cause that will prevail if only a judge/jury will see it!?

I'll stick to being a nobody and avoiding the legal process.
I think what’s really going on is people seeing potential cases as lottery tickets. There’s some chance that if someone representing a major corporation makes a tiny mistake with you, you can turn it into a multimillion dollar payday.
 
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