Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,450 55.8%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 609 23.5%

  • Total voters
    2,597
Hey Russel, this is "Love". She's an 8 week old Baby Otter with a serious facial deformity.
In spite of her "disability" she is
- A world famous celebrity with hundreds of thousands of followers and millions of viewers
- Has her own book which thousands of people worldwide have bought
- Has a loving family, both Otters and Humans
- Is without question the most interesting Otter in any room. She has Personality

In short, in her 8 weeks of life this poor little disabled Otter has achieved everything that you never ever will. It's not the Disability Shitstain, it's your horrible evil personality.
 
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Hey Russel, this is "Love". She's an 8 week old Baby Otter with a serious facial deformity.
In spite of her "disability" she is
- A world famous celebrity with hundreds of thousands of followers and millions of viewers
- Has her own book which thousands of people worldwide have bought
- Has a loving family, both Otters and Humans
- Is without question the most interesting Otter in any room. She has Personality

In short, in her 8 weeks of life this poor little disabled Otter has achieved everything that you never ever will. It's not the Disability Shitstain, it's your horrible evil personality.
Yeah but that otter is cute. Nobody has ever said that Russtard was cute.

The otter wins.
 
Give us a rundown of what he said?
Something about his last post making him seem like he hated his disability and that he was proud of his disability making him who he is. Also that he wasn't one of those people shaming people for wearing masks in public. I can't remember all of it because I put it in ghostarchive and archiveit before going to the gym and came back to see both sites down
 
OK so this is a pretty retarded concept, but maybe someone will appreciate it.

So here's my alternative universe idea. What if in minecraft, some angry, pissed off dad ambushed Russ irl and kidnapped him and took him out to the desert. He beats the shit out of him, pistol whips him, and gives him an ultimatum. "stop harassing my daughter in college on social media or I'll paint the walls with your brains"

Russ futily tries to ask "who's your daughter?", but the angry man, unfamiliar with how much of a disgusting sex pest Russ is, just tells "you know who she is you rapey piece of shit, you contact her again and I'll kill you".

Russ is justifiably afraid for his safety. But he's also an incurable skeevy pest. He doesn't know which girl to stop creeping on. He can't stop being a creepy shit entirely. It's just not in his nature.

So how long until he risks it and resumes his creeping on chicks in general?
 
OK so this is a pretty retarded concept, but maybe someone will appreciate it.

So here's my alternative universe idea. What if in minecraft, some angry, pissed off dad ambushed Russ irl and kidnapped him and took him out to the desert. He beats the shit out of him, pistol whips him, and gives him an ultimatum. "stop harassing my daughter in college on social media or I'll paint the walls with your brains"

Russ futily tries to ask "who's your daughter?", but the angry man, unfamiliar with how much of a disgusting sex pest Russ is, just tells "you know who she is you rapey piece of shit, you contact her again and I'll kill you".

Russ is justifiably afraid for his safety. But he's also an incurable skeevy pest. He doesn't know which girl to stop creeping on. He can't stop being a creepy shit entirely. It's just not in his nature.

So how long until he risks it and resumes his creeping on chicks in general?
Russ will explain that he wasn’t being creepy or stalkerish, then sue the dad for hating the disabled.
 
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