Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Totally real FBI Frank]

I am trying to imagine leggings in any other color and very intrigued. Those hamhocks are transcendent.

You ever seen that clip of her wiping down the counter tops in those god awful rose colored leggings? I’ll be damned if I can recall which video (or even year) it was, but ALL her fupas and craters and lumps were magnified times ten. It was glorious. Bitch looked like a display at the fucking Mutter Museum.

 

[dfranki723]

Why does she still think anyone cares about what groSHuries she buys? We know she lets most of it waste away in favour of takeaway.

Hamber is still pulling the overly confused ''muh girlfriend chose this unhealthy food, I don't even know guys *furrowed brow* caramel or something'' fuck off.
Wow. Filling her dog shit vlogs with intentional bimbo bullshit, of course wittle ALR can't pronounce ''cashew'' such a quirky gorl.

Can you imagine if it was just commonplace for Youtubers to film themselves speaking to someone off camera about nonsense for most of their vlog and not apologise for doing so? No-one wants to hear your arse cleaners disembodied voice. The laziness is insane. About only 15% of her vlogs is her actually doing something off her own back.

Also this shit is PEAK Peter GriffinLynn.

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[Goatchoker]

You ever seen that clip of her wiping down the counter tops in those god awful rose colored leggings? I’ll be damned if I can recall which video (or even year) it was, but ALL her fupas and craters and lumps were magnified times ten. It was glorious. Bitch looked like a display at the fucking Mutter Museum.

Oh I member. It’s the one where she, with her 140IQ, couldn’t figure out how to put dead flowers in a bag right? Or the Christmas one, they might be the same though.


I’ve noticed her leaning on counters more so recently. So the jump cuts make me feel like she’s struggling to just breathe and be upright.

eta: her grocery hauls make me MATI. There is SO MUCH FOOD and they get at least $200 worth of shit twice a week. For 2 adults.

Also, I might be misremembering butttttt…… remember when everyone told her wax melts/diffusers and the like aren’t good for pets, but she buys 2 new ones after her proclaiming she “didn’t know” and she’ll be better.

 

[Mekahineyho]

I like that Ambers favorite sparkling water is the one with artificial sweetener in it.

 

[Constellationzero]

Please stop saying she’ll burst something. I’ve explained many times why that doesn’t happen anymore and hasn’t for years. Besides that, her choice of surgeon gives his non-compliant patients a special surgery (it’s a form of Duodenal Switch) where they take a much smaller section of stomach out but far more of the intestine is bypassed.

NO.

They're still non compliant. They STILL die painfully. Doesn't matter. And surgeons still perform gastric sleeve, and duodenal switch can still burst.

 

[Totally real FBI Frank]

Oh I member. It’s the one where she, with her 140IQ, couldn’t figure out how to put dead flowers in a bag right? Or the Christmas one, they might be the same though.


I’ve noticed her leaning on counters more so recently. So the jump cuts make me feel like she’s struggling to just breathe and be upright.

eta: her grocery hauls make me MATI. There is SO MUCH FOOD and they get at least $200 worth of shit twice a week. For 2 adults.

Also, I might be misremembering butttttt…… remember when everyone told her wax melts/diffusers and the like aren’t good for pets, but she buys 2 new ones after her proclaiming she “didn’t know” and she’ll be better.

You didn’t really think that somebody capable of slingshotting one cat behind her back and letting another kitty escape to god only knows what fate so she could get the one SHE wanted to be a responsible enough pet owner to give up her waxxies now did you? Besides, poor animals would have probably died from the fetid stench of unwashed corn hole and broccoli farts anyway……

 

[Gimme the skinny]

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[CloverKitty]

Then there’s Amber. She holds a lot of weight in her butt (she has butt wings), legs and in her abdomen. I actually do believe she has lymphedema, you can see a little of it in the right most pic.

Not to be too pedantic/autistic but it’s been proven by myself and a few other Farmers that she has a frog- ass, and her “caboose” or “butt wings” as you call it is actually an excessive amount of back fat directly above her tiny, flat, Hank Hill-Esque ass. I know it’s difficult to fathom such inhuman proportions over and above the many obvious ones existing on Hamber, but here you have it:

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Not to be too pedantic/autistic but it’s been proven by myself and a few other Farmers that she has a frog- ass, and her “caboose” or “butt wings” as you call it is actually an excessive amount of back fat directly above her tiny, flat, Hank Hill-Esque ass. I know it’s difficult to fathom such inhuman proportions over and above the many obvious ones existing on Hamber, but here you have it:

The amount of sagging skin that Amber would have if she loses any significant amount of weight would be remarkable. Her arms would be flapping like wings, her back fat, and her stomach and legs would melt to a shape unrecognizable from a human. The cost and pain to remove them would be massive. Fortunately, the likeliness of Amber losing such amount of weight is infinitesimal. Amber loves eating too much and is too lazy for her to do the work necessary for it. Instead, we will see the skin slowly stretching from the effect of gravity and the loss of collagen in the skin from the lack of estrogen. We already see it from her face becoming more and more oblong instead of round as before.

 

[pecansandies]

Baby beluga in the deep blue sea
Swim so wild and swim so free

(sorry @Gimme the skinny it wouldn't let me quote/reply your post but I used your screencap)

 

[Boolean Bitch]

I am trying to imagine leggings in any other color and very intrigued. Those hamhocks are transcendent.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/clean-with-me-literally-12-15-2020.81571/ is the thread with the archive of this.

....Also this shit is PEAK Peter GriffinLynn.

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(From: Moderation Queen on YT)

The amount of sagging skin that Amber would have if she loses any significant amount of weight would be remarkable. Her arms would be flapping like wings, her back fat, and her stomach and legs would melt to a shape unrecognizable from a human. The cost and pain to remove them would be massive. Fortunately, the likeliness of Amber losing such amount of weight is infinitesimal. Amber loves eating too much and is too lazy for her to do the work necessary for it. Instead, we will see the skin slowly stretching from the effect of gravity and the loss of collagen in the skin from the lack of estrogen. We already see it from her face becoming more and more oblong instead of round as before.

{Edited to Add:]
Regarding the picture of her in the pink pants - I can't remember the weight she was claiming at the end of 2020, but a month after that in 2021 (during her first weigh in of the year, I think), she was claiming 536.4lbs. That's only 13lbs more than what she's currently claiming to weigh.

 

[VirginMary]

You ever seen that clip of her wiping down the counter tops in those god awful rose colored leggings? I’ll be damned if I can recall which video (or even year) it was, but ALL her fupas and craters and lumps were magnified times ten. It was glorious. Bitch looked like a display at the fucking Mutter Museum.

It's sad, but I knew exactly what you were talking about....

The pink pant spectacle starts at around 8:10.

 

[TheCakeIsALie]

It's sad, but I knew exactly what you were talking about....

The pink pant spectacle starts at around 8:10.

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She’s an irl Michelin man

 

[I call shenanigans]

It's sad, but I knew exactly what you were talking about....

The pink pant spectacle starts at around 8:10.

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And that folks is why she wears dresses instead of tops with her leggings when she leaves the house. She absolutely does not want people to see her stomach in all it's hideousness.

I'm eagerly awaiting the video that details her surgeon appointment. I just wish she wasn't such a liar because I want to know what truly went down and not Amber's distorted version.

 

[MarvelousMess]

target haul, living room makeover, & meeting my surgeon tomorrow | vlog​

Spoiler: April 19, 2023 Archive

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Notice our gorl is buying store brand food and drink nothing wrong with that but she normally doesn’t.

 

[Even more 8008135]

She’s an irl Michelin man

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Bibendum (the Michelin Man's real name, for those not in the know) is a skinny god, compared to this ... thing.



Kindly note that he does not have a gunt down to his knees.

 

[Mekahineyho]

Who else remembers when Amber wanted to be the Morton salt girl for Halloween? She said she was talking to Eric about how to pull off the costume which entails wearing white tights.

 

[maybe a pigeon]

The black and white stripes heading in bizarre directions is giving The Freezer of Doctor Caligari.

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

It's sad, but I knew exactly what you were talking about....

The pink pant spectacle starts at around 8:10.

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Is that a jar of peppers.

 

[pippeyyy]

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Why do death fats have such sad tits? If her bellybutton was in the normal place they would sit on top of it. They are so far from where they should be. The only nice-ish thing I'll say is that she doesn't claim they're amazing and great like Chantal. does.